I haven’t done anything so elaborate in a while. I really want to go back to baking.
1. Blueberry pie
2. Lemon curd and fruit of the forest pavlova
3. Mombasa lime pie
4. Chocolate caramel tart
Videos on how I made them & some of my recipes are in my highlights on IG.
I once sat on a board with 1 other woman. The men, fellow board members, expected us to get up serve them the tea & snacks. After pretending not to hear this request several times, they stopped asking.🤣
Don’t expect/ask for household privileges from random women in the workplace
Being African is so funny because why at our big age will we go and tell our parents, ‘my friend would like to come and greet you’, when it is a whole fiancé coming to seek blessings! 🤣
It’s fascinating to me that I have never heard a woman insist that she must have freshly made food everyday. Literally never. It’s always an African member of the hungry gender.
@wavyemma
Mothers of sons should learn their place and stop disrespecting their daughters in law. Sons must know they must actively protect their wives, even from their families.
We see this all the time.
Lagos Marathon got so tired of the Kenyans winning that they created a prize for the 1st Nigerian, no matter what position they come in at.
It’s giving Kindergarten ‘everyone is number 1’ but we’ll allow it.😂
Well done to the Kenyan highlanders who conquered that heat & humidity
In Luo & Luhyaland, delivering a coffin to someone with their name on it is a very grave insult. It is a curse upon you & your land. It is so deep a cancellation that I can’t even express the gravitas of it in English.Wherever the Bondo MP is, he will feel this one, ndani ya roho
I’ve seen someone tweeting how men in their old age are lonely, with no family around them.
On this same timeline, on this same day, the same group of men are keekeeing & proudly saying they’ve abandoned their kids to punish the mother.
Cause & effect. You people are not smart.
A man killed his girlfriend several days ago.
Left her body to decompose.
He was tweeting for days like nothing happened.
She was found because her mother went looking for her.
Like clockwork, the killer is now suicidal & wants to kill himself.
He is still tweeting.
Among us.
This guy has refused to read the room. Please remove the maasai shuka from this video. We ain’t in it. Don’t use African culture for your propaganda. Also tell your son not to wave our flag while wearing the IDF uniform & as innocents are being killed. We ain’t in it.
If a Muslim president did what the Christians are doing in State House right now, there would be countrywide protests. We are a secular state; no religion comes before any another. Tuzingatie heshima na usawa kwa watu na dini zote tafadhali.
Travel tip if you are a Kenyan. When traveling in Africa, you will find that a good number of the top hotels in major cities are headed by a Kenyan. Find out in advance which ones and say hello. You might just get a good discount. 🙂
For decades, Kenya has hosted Congolese, Ugandans, South Sudanese, Somalis from Somalia, Rwandese, Ethiopians, Eritreans.
Toi market is run by Tanzanians.
I’ve had at least 3 deliveries from Burundian bodas. None of these groups are calling Kenya xenophobic.What are we missing?
Please give your interns actual work in line with their background & ambitions. Give value. Teach. Allow them to leave with useful experience. Don’t turn them into full-time errand boys & girls for the entire duration of internship, unless they’re training to be a messenger.
Women who want to be partnered at all costs are dangerous. They’ll ignore their kids being in direct & imminent danger, they will rationalise terrible things that they’ve seen with their own eyes. Coming online to ask strangers what to do is part of the rationalisation. You know.
Yesterday was International Day of the Boy Child. I didn’t see men here say or do anything.
They are waiting for the Day of the Girl Child to start shouting about how the boy child is neglected.
Bookmark this tweet.
Hordes of men are in his comments forgiving him. They will never know what it’s like to be cut open in childbirth by a misogynistic doctor. They will never experience the shaming, contempt & hatred he exhibits for women yet as usual, they are first in line to forgive the abuser.
Najua hampendi kuambiwa hivi but I’ll say it anyway.Your parents aren’t perfect, many are deeply flawed but in most cases, having them around is better than living most of your life without them. Talk to a few people who were orphaned in childhood, let them tell you their stories
If you’re a Kenyan woman who has acquired property before the marriage, do not legally change your last name. The day you want to sell or transfer, you will go through hell trying to convince the ministry of lands that you are the same person. Your heirs will also suffer the same
This weekend African men had full blown out breakdowns because they found out that they have to be present fathers and that women see no use in taking their last name. They can not believe that their patriarchal entitlement will not happen for their generation.
I've watched this interview of Kimani Mbugua's father and it is sad that those ladies kept on spiking his son's drink with cocaine which destroyed his mental state given that he has Bi-polar. The DCI should step up and investigate the motive behind the cocaine spike.
@CharlesLMadowo
Why not build your own restaurant on your Nairobi apartment balcony where it can be as exclusive as you want; far away from ‘slay queens’ and other demographics that you dislike.
😂 This is actual insanity, straight from an mpesa-coloured kiosk in Bungoma. If you hate women and children, just be alone. Marriage is not compulsory.
Today I got so encouraged when a young man called Oscar decided to exercise his faith by praying for my legs to get healed. I received my miracle instantly and started walking!
Sometimes even us who pray for others need the prayers. The Word that we preach to others must also
Someone here once said that it’s a good idea for people tweet within their tax bracket sometimes.
He is a married man screaming at a woman he doesn’t know because she spent her own money (which clearly is too much for him) to get her makeup done.
For context, ₦15000 = Kes 2800.
Really embarrassing that it’s a Kenyan babe shouting outside the courtroom about how unfair this conviction is. Your little stepson shot somebody. Wanjiru, nikii kiuru nawe!
He has said he did it but other men are comforting him, forgiving him on behalf of the bereaved family, blaming the victim, asking for the other side of the story and sending him care packages.
You people are not well.
May history judge you as harshly as you deserve.
@ArtcaffeKenya
Shame on you Artcaffe. No really, shame on you.
1 coffee a day for a year is Kes 91,250.
Offer that instead of a cup of coffee that no one needs. Also, you know the winner won’t be able to redeem everyday, that’s why you offered this.
Respect creatives, they deserve to be paid.
You’re being greedy. Train services aren’t meant to be profitable. Technically, every public transportation system in the world ‘loses’ money. They do not turn a direct profit but rather, serve as economic enablers to facilitate an efficient, productive & tax-paying working class
😅 You people love to tell such bold lies. Even the village alcoholic who spends his days blacked out in a ditch & his nights in an illicit drinking den has a wife because patriarchy demands that men, no matter how undeserving, are entitled to devoted wives. What are you saying?
When you see a nuisance African relative like this, just know they repeatedly demanded money and one day, the taps were turned off.
That ‘respect’ they want is unfettered access to the monies of others.
I have to say, I hate how much US & Euro journalists rush to accuse black African athletes of doping without proof or cause. They’ve even coined a new term ‘technological doping’ in reference to the shoes used. Your athletes have access to the same shoes, why aren’t they winning?
Kenyan men on Twitter🤝🏾 Posting vulgar, disgusting comments under women’s pictures.
Where did they learn this & why do they think it’s ok to speak to women like that?
I don’t see men from other countries being a collective, misogynistic pestilence under women’s pictures like this
If you’re holding a conference for Africans on the continent, the logical places to do so are Kenya, Ethiopia & Rwanda- they have instituted visa-free or visa-on-arrival policies for ALL Africans.
I promise you I will not kill myself trying to get a visa to attend a conference.
Kenyan Twitter men are really hyping that pick-me bush girl with no manners or home training. Imagine feeling happy about basking in the attention of misogynistic men; the same ones who will also mock you when the patriarchy you’re defending now no longer serves or appeals to you
The young lady is in distress, she needs medical care, not a jail cell. We need to be kind to people struggling with their mental health.
Also, it is time to decriminalise suicide. These are archaic laws that even the authors (colonial Britain) got rid of in 1961!
This lady was rescued by KeNHA road safety team attempting suicide near Allsops. She is currently being held at Ruaraka Police Station. Anyone who knows her please contact the police.
#depression
#mentalhealth
The entire population of Gabon is half of Nairobi at 2.4 million people. They are also Africa’s 7th largest oil producer. There is no reason for any Gabonese to be poor while their presidents live like this.
Gabon's former President Omar Bongo had 70 bank accounts, 39 apartments, 2 Ferraris, 6 Mercedes Benz cars, 3 Porsches and a Bugatti in France.
He ruled for 42 years (from 1967 to 2009).
His son, Ali Bongo has been President since 2009.
He has just been overthrown in a coup.
Food is cultural & it is for us- we are fine with it. It is not for you, the visitors but for us, the locals.
We could say a lot to about cuisine that includes rotten locust beans, snails, animal hide & cane rats but we keep it polite.
The criticism of Kenyan food is old & tired.
I have to have main character syndrome when it comes to African food. Cameroon still has the best African food. Nigeria comes a close second. Kenya is last.
You can literally practice your own traditions and leave other those of others alone if they’re not harming anyone. Coming online to be snarky about people wanting to go upcountry during Christmas is beyond weird. Have those people asked you for money to travel? Mnakuwanga aje?
Omg. The Dutch embassy locked up the passports of Sudanese who had applied for visas & evacuated. They left. Now those Sudanese nationals cannot flee the conflict currently happening in Sudan. They have no passports & their MFA is basically saying, ‘not my problem’. My goodness!
@wasilalitaha
@irmavandueren
Dear Wasila, we deeply regret the current situation you're in. We were forced to close the embassy and evacuate our staff. Unfortunately, this means we can't get to your passport. We advise to apply for a new passport with your local authorities.
Kenyan influencers be like...
I have these goodies to give to you guys but first, I want you to spill your most demeaning story of struggle for public entertainment of randoms.
I then want you to do 3.5 backflips on top of KICC & pass 3 stones through your kidney, with pics.
You need to ask yourself what you’re doing wrong as a husband to force your wife to seek solace in the bottle. You must pray fervently & ask God to make you a better husband.
Be her peace.
Take off her shoes, feed her & put her in bed when she comes home drunk, it is your duty.
A lion does not offer to show an antelope where to drink the best water unless the lion plans on eating it when they arrive.
Young women, live your life first. Get an education, build a career, be selfish.
This is very bad advice from someone who wants you tied down & dependent.
My advice...
Get married early.. About 21 to 24 years...
It will help you to get kids earlier and learn to understand each other better.
Earlier kids = better long term health...
State House is looking for a restoration of Sh1.7 billion from its Sh5 billion budget cut to cover staff salaries from the disbanded office of First Lady Rachael Ruto.
The State House comptroller urges MPs to restore funds due to existing contracts.
Kenyan men will tweet like this as if they don’t ‘rangi ya thao’ us to death everyday.
Don’t erase how dark skinned women feel about how they are treated.
The white people interviewing Elsa Majimbo must be wondering how wild an African city like Nairobi is for a moderately dark skinned girl like her be racially abused by people who are just as dark as she is😂😂😂
You really take pleasure in cruelty and revel in being selfish, irresponsible bums in general but you will want the same people you mistreated in your prime to care for you later in life when you are sick, old, frail and of no use to anyone. Again, you’re not smart.
Good morning
@CertifiedPI_14
. It’s wild that unprovoked, you tried to come for my looks when you look & live like this?
My brother in Christ, there’s an unattractive person here & I can assure you, it isn’t me.
Also, why do you have a Huduma Centre tandem chair in your ‘house’?
Sadly, we read about these accounts every few months.
I have noticed a pattern...
It’s always women who have their hotels broken into at night while they are sleeping and it is always by a male member of the hotel’s staff.
This is not a coincidence.
At the last hotel I slept at 2 weeks ago, I was too tired to do all this but I remembered the chair trick & pushed the chair to the door. I was woken up by the sound of the chair being pushed because one of the hotel male staff was fidgeting with it to get into my room.
30+ Twitter, it’s Friday night. This means that it’s time to put Netflix on and then proceed to sleep through three episodes.
Grab your remotes ladies and gents!
There’s a subgenre on TikTok where Mexican construction workers show off the lunch their wives made. It’s so wholesome. 😅
This is how you know that many conversations on Twitter about relationships are delusions & made up scenarios e.g., ‘men who are not wealthy aren’t loved’.
This is not the first time either. I have been speaking on this behaviour for a LONG time. It is always a young male doctor and it is always a female patient he is disrespecting online.
Every time I have encountered a doctor tweeting derogatorily about a patient, it was always a young male doctor tweeting about a woman’s sexual & reproductive health.
Imagine spending 7 years in school & then using your position to shame vulnerable female patients on the internet
He is a certified idler. For two days now, he has located, threatened and harrassed women protesters.
Simon Kwalah, you are a wicked man and an enabler of violence against women. Your utterances and behaviour are utterly shameful.
#TotalShutDownKE
#EndFemicide
Me who cooks well but still can’t do it everyday? There are days I get home so tired that I’ll nibble a cube of cheese, have some mint tea & call it a night.
I’m feeding myself like a prisoner fam, please don’t enter my DMs thinking I’ll work like a dog at my job & cook daily.😅
@ArtcaffeKenya
Please read the room Artcaffe. Exposure as currency is no longer a thing. An internship & a cup of coffee is poor reward for a designer creating artwork for your commercial use.
‘Exhibition space’ also benefits you more than the creative - more design work that you get for free.
😅 I learned this when I tried to buy flowers online in Lagos.
Kes 35,000 for a large bunch. I humbly told my friend I’d buy her something else for her birthday.
Same bunch would cost Kes 1500 at home. We take for granted that we’re the 4th largest flower exporter in the world.