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That video of the KCSE girl who comes home to find they buried her mother - it is what Wandia Njoya has been saying about the cruelty of national exams and why they should be replaced by University/Secondary school entrance exams which should be available multiple times a year
Dear men,
When we buy each other drinks, we don't drag each other across parking lots insisting that the drinks must be repaid for with sex.
So why do we do that for ladies?
If that's your condition for buying drinks, why don't you state it first before offering drinks?
It appears the UK is experiencing difficulties leaving the EU.
We Africans are ready to offer a team of highly skilled and deeply experienced consultants to help.
This team has been highly successful in enabling countries achieve independence from European nations.
KRA has shifted cargo clearance from Mombasa port and bond warehouses to its own offices, causing delays and higher storage costs.
This move comes after the introduction of new procedures intended to reduce tax fraud but has led to complications for traders and agents.
Catholics should just surrender to us Bishop Antony Muheria we make him President. The nation needs hope, restoration and a leader that can dignify us.
Kenya police are interesting. They had the upper hand with the Ian video, but rather than take advantage to show their "good side", it has been one fumble after another proving the guy right. Like they are so deep in their ways they can't help demonstrating how bad they are
So a woman is in jail because under-cover journalists lured her into attempting to sell her baby as an investigation in baby theft?
They didn't catch any baby thief, but a mother caught in between poverty and a new born baby!
And it's called investigative journalism!
Nairobi, a capital city next to 2 mountains lacks piped water
Namibia and Botswana which are straddled by 2 massive deserts have piped water throughout the country
But Kenyans think they have a special "per capita" population problem
When you look at what Botswana and Namibia have achieved with GDPs of less than $20 billion makes you wonder where Kenya's budget goes with it's GDP of $110 billion
There must be just a lot of stolen Kenyan taxes sitting abroad unused and won't be used in 2 lifetimes
Someone told me a wild story.
Allegedly, some chaps have been offering cheap home internet in Juja.
A certain bank kept getting complaints from customers having their accounts cleaned.
Then they figured out all the complaints came from Juja.
Nairobi is experiencing it's heaviest rains in 26 or more years and my tap water is still very hard borehole water.
Instead of fixing this, some guy has been forcefully taking my salary to build "affordable houses" that no one wants
Ingekuwa 2 years ago techies would be telling you we can solve the fake degree problem by having all degrees on a Blockchain. That era was traumatising
Nation reporting that the new SGR executive coaches introduced by Kenya Railways will cost around KES 12,000 per trip.
This is how they look:
[Video:
@NationAfrica
]
How to be a Personally Responsible Kenyan™
1. Poor public schools - Pay for private schools
2. Poor public hospitals - Private insurance and hospitals
3. Bad roads and public transport - Buy a 4WD
4. Unreliable water supply - Dig your own borehole
5. Insecurity - Hire guards
VIDEO: Waziri wa Afya, Dk. Dorothy Gwajima na naibu wake, Dk. Godwin Mollel, wakinywa tiba asili mbele ya waandishi wa habari jijini Dodoma Jumatatu 01 Februari 2021.
You people need to Google "Why doesn't Tokyo flood"
Why do Kenyans hate imagination and on top of that, they try to recruit and discourage others from imagining better
Unpopular opinion: No amount of drainage can stop floods. We can blame
@SakajaJohnson
for many things but not floods. Dubai is one of the most WELL PLANNED cities and it flooded so we need to stop this madness of asking for better drainage. Nature does not care 😬
When you look at what Botswana and Namibia have achieved with GDPs of less than $20 billion makes you wonder where Kenya's budget goes with it's GDP of $110 billion
There must be just a lot of stolen Kenyan taxes sitting abroad unused and won't be used in 2 lifetimes
Garlic has gone from 20 bob to 30 bob because of the dollar (we import garlic)
Several Kenyans have Tweeted about trying to grow garlic and how difficult it is to successfully grow it repeatedly
This being caused by panic from Kenyans and hoarding by Milk Marketers.
Some Kenyans have been drinking only a tablespoon of milk but now they want to buy a whole carton
@joekul123
@njokingumi
1. If it's hard earned cash, if money pains you this much, please keep it for yourself instead of spending it on others.
2. If you expect anything in return, then be civilised enough to say I'm buying you drinks and this is what I expect in return, before buying them.
Kwale Governor Fatuma Achani has urged Generation Z to call off their weekly protests against the anti-finance bill as it is affecting the tourism economy, particularly in Kwale, Kenya's top tourist destination.
If you are 30 to 50 years old, your most productive years are being wasted by this government undergoing unnecessary suffering to prove racist and pro-white rich people economic theories
Your life is not an economic theory
The most highly overlooked solution to Climate Change is governments providing free (tax funded) public services.
Clean tap water means no bottled water, proper public transport means less car usage.
But anyway, let's go discuss climate change at some resort
What Ndii is saying is we have never really been serious about fighting corruption.
So no need pretending that elections are about fighting corruption when we very well know they aren't.
These are the killer cops.
They have stopped using rifles and switched to pistols for easier concealment so they don't appear on photos and video as armed
That Kenyan professionals and middle class are trained to pander to Western interests at the country's expense has been proven by how terrified they are at the suggestion to localise the names of geographical features saying it will put off white tourists
Imagine going to University to learn about that Congo Air Mass, the ITCZ, relief features of East Africa, and trade winds only to discover that it is all because of prayer
Lots of questions on which car I used. I've come to realise in Kenya we overdiscuss cars. People there use "normal" cars
I used a 2011 Mitsubishi Outlander - FWD. Service before you start and oil should last 10,000 or more Kilometres. Check brakes
My Uber driver Jana was previously an Embassava driver.
He confirmed that hawkers do pay the police to hold traffic.
You contribute 20 bob each and the officer on your side gets 200 bob.
Some matatus also pay to get their side "opened".
First, ensure your car is serviced properly. I service and repair with
@nikhimself
. You'll never regret it.
You can get cheaper mechs but can you trust them to service for 12000 Kms trouble free?
I've done Nairobi - Iten - Lake Turkana - Diani - Watamu previously too
There's so much real development that could have taken place in the country if there wasn't an obsession with an overpriced railway as a symbol of development.
You need more than 20 pages of documents to drive from Kenya through Tanzania, Zambia, Botswana and Namibia, and that excludes the toll slips in Zambia.
Zambia is the leading offender followed by Botswana. Namibia needs just a single slip of paper - the receipt they give you!
It's impossible to construct anything without NCA showing up, yet buildings are still collapsing.
Same way NTSA inspects vehicles but they are still unroadworthy.
They exist to collect government levies under the guise of inspection.
"You guys want the country to descend into violence" wako hard at work making their dreams come true
Provoking people then watu wakirespond watashindwa kumanage things
Goons on motorbikes have descended upon
@bonifacemwangi
@SemaUkweliKenya
offices, an independent media organisation that highlight stories of injustice in Kenya. There have been posts by govt bloggers on social media inciting personal attacks against Bonnie and then this happens
For the car leave your logbook at Namanga Kenya (cheaper and safer cause it can be stolen elsewhere).
Get a copy of logbook, use Kenyan driving licence, Comesa insurance and get temporary import permits when entering each country. Namibia only requires ~5K road toll for cars
Men encourage each other to be cruel to everyone, abandon their children and mock the single mothers, thinking their social status will save them only to end up lonely in old age
People don't steal because they are poor or lacking, but because of the fear that if they don't steal someone else will steal and end up better than them.
It is part of Kenya's culture of "cleverness"
Nakuru residents loot maize from a trailer that rammed into a matatu. More than five people have been confirmed dead from the Eldoret-Nakuru highway morning crash.
Kenyans in their late 50s and 60s think we import because we are lazy and immoral, not because they have been unable to run an economy where businesses thrive
Doing business in Kenya is hard cause of gatekeeping. Politicians only want businesses where they get a cut
The dim spot in EABL's HY2024 numbers was Kes 2.3 bln in FX losses & we spoke about the firm's US$ & £ exposure.
A key aspect is that Ethanol which just 3 years ago was being sourced locally is now predominantly imported (owing to the mess that is the sugar sector)
Decided to do some research.
Anthony Luvanda, a student in JKUAT in 2014 published research showing how encrypted apps could be exploited through poorly implemented SSL using such "Man in the Middle" attacks
Why are Nairobi drivers so aggressive they won't give way for 5 seconds, even to someone who is already blocking the road attempting to turn.
I think they get home like "Babe, you won't believe how many motorists I cut off. Kwanza there's this guy..."
When Master's Degrees became a pathway to promotion rather than an avenue to seek knowledge, everyone did one and now there are too many people to promote.
Education should be about knowledge
Hidaya has drastically changed path and will no longer pass between Dar and Zanzibar towards Mombasa but will pass just South of Dar into inland Tanzania
Also upgraded to full cyclone with 140 kph winds
Will affect Tanzania's 2 largest cities but Arusha slightly as at very edge
You don't need a visa across East and Southern Africa except for SA which will remove visa requirements in 2023 and Mozambique which has reportedly asked for a Visa if crossing by road.
People are struggling in employment to make ends meet, carrying entire families on their salary, only for massive dedications to supposedly build houses no one wants, then they are collecting so much they don't even have use for the money in years
Housing levy is plain cruelty
@jamessmat
You are better than that….why look for a headline where there is none….this is called liquidity management, construction projects are long term some will take 2 years, you collect money today to pay a certificate in 6months, prudent thing is invest extra liquidity,earn interest
It may have been a solo drive but wouldn't have been possible without all my friends who provided moral support.
Thank you Winnie, Kiragu, Nik, Kui, Anne, Tonny, and best of all my colleagues who stood in while I was away
Also, many of us men are quite aggressive when offering drinks to ladies, especially if they seem disinterested.
It's totally insencere to then demand that as a condition for the drinks.
The offorad car you meet in city malls.
400 kilometres off-road in the Namib desert on the corrugations I found unmodded VW Golfs, Toyota Corollas and a Nissan Juke (only problem is clearance for low cars which breaks parts)
Getting to the SGR - 1 hr
Boarding - 1 hr
SGR - 5 hrs
SGR to Watamu - 2 hrs
Golf GTi to Watamu - 7.5hrs
I'll stop saying bad things about those tududus
It's an insult to the rest of us that the state demonstrates it not only can find Bodaboda guys when it wants to, but it can also charge them for all the harm they do to others
Problem with Kenya's healthcare is instead of admitting that 90% of us can not afford being admitted in private hospitals and therefore the government should ensure public hospitals work, we demand private hospitals be forced to admit us out of good faith
Further investigation revealed that the money had ended up with these young guys in Juja, who were also the ones offering the cheap home internet, and all the victims were their internet customers. 🤯
They were snooping and intercepting banking app details.
Envy is quite a common character trait in Kenya and the reason behind a lot of how Kenya works.
Many of us don't want to see others prospering more than ourselves. So we collide to hold each other down.
We don't believe there's a personal benefit from other's succeeding
Out came Solomon, a Kenyan working in South Africa driving back from Namibia.
He saw my Kenyan registration plates and said there's no way he can leave a Kenyan behind.
It was timely, he had a lever that made untightening the wheel nuts a breeze
At night, Kenyan roads are full of trucks and tractors with no rear lights at all.
People do this because no one ever goes to jail for the murders they cause through such absolute negligence.
Look how confidently the children of the wealthy navigate things in this country
The rest of us are always warning each other about overstepping boundaries. Larry is worried about the perceived illegality
Zambia has lots of potholes and has plans to fix the Kazungula - Katima stretch soon but it's best avoidable till then.
Going through Botswana for a Kenyan car will need $15 to cross the Kazungula Bridge every time and then Toll, Carbon tax, Insurance and car bond
From Lusaka, you either drive 1000 kilometres to Mongu then back to Katima Mulilo border or you go Livingstone - Kazungula - Botswana - Ngoma - Katima Mulilo.
The direct Kazungula - Katima Mulilo route has 120 kilometres of potholes that will take 6 hours and wreck your car
Many Kenyan men think they will be a future Governor or rich guy.
And that's despite the fact that there have only ever been a few thousand rich men and governors compared to 25 million men.
That's why we attack and blame Boni, we think he's fighting a future version of us.
Wow! Archaeologists working on a site in Southwark Street have uncovered the largest area of Roman mosaic to be discovered in London for half a century
At this point, I don't think the problem is people posting their stuff online.
It's simply that most of you are ugly inside
and will attack people unprovoked under the excuse that they asked for it by posting stuff online
The discussion on this accident has moved to athletes needing bodyguards and other distractions
Guys, this road is not marked. The accident was at 11 PM
Refusing to mark a road has cost the country and the world the fastest marathoner
England, the only European country to privatise its water is running out of piped water and turning its rivers dry due to lack of investment
Meanwhile, Kenya's clever politicians and economists convince taxpayers that water privatisation will "save taxpayers money"
The water industry now firmly in front for the coveted title of "most catastrophic privatisation".
UK politics being as it is, I see no proposals from political parties for meaningful change.
Visited a farmer in São Paulo, Brazil to learn about his operations. He has 300 cows & a 400 acre Coffee farm (I’ll show you the farm later)
With the above numbers, he considers himself a small scale farmer 😳
Anyway, he gets an average of 30L per cow, hasn’t gone into value
Motor vehicle tax, fuel levy, and toll roads are just the same tax with different names - Ujanja economics
"The US has motor vehicle tax"
So let's remove 16% VAT because the US does not have VAT and sales tax is way much lower