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@orkkbrand In Based World, LSD will be sold like powerful decongestant, and for the same reason. A grave, sensible man in a white coat will explain the dosage, and make recommendations for jazz albums.

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@jdcmedlock Tbh, bro, these statistics should immediately set of warning bells. Those are MASSIVE drops without, to my knowledge, any corresponding massive shift in any other factor. Changes like that scream "definition change" or "reporting change" or "cherrypicked data"

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@Aku_700 @iamyesyouareno Why should it take courage to say it in front of black people? Are you saying they'll viciously assault her for making an incorrect noise?

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@CoreyAtad *man in his 80s almost in tears repeating an anecdote from his childhood* Anderson: "Did what she said stay with you?" C'mon man...

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@krishnanrohit Yeah, everyone knows how modern laptops, with their (low end) 500gb SSD harddrives, need you to delete the 2mb drafts. This guy is full of it. I dont think I have ever deleted a draft of a paper and I graduated in 2006. I could probably access all my papers today if I looked.

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@AVeryBlueYoshi @LayzeyHayley @headfallsoff @Luke_Guysucker @gr8jobjeremy "assholes, all the Skywalkers are. Sick of this shit, I am. Next time, planet with decent bar on it I will pick."

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@DieLorel31 @Italian347 Your parents will put your real name on your tombstone after you ACK

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@0xAlaric This is also the lesson of Mafias. Mafia guys aren't ripped black belts. They're just willing to go to extreme violence way before anyone else.

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@brokenbrydge @Shtoopsed @antitractionist @headfallsoff "uhhnggghhh I'm spraying you with my Green Electric Judgement."

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@MailOnline Western hemisphere? Arguably the world. Worst people on earth Maybe one of those pederastic guinea tribes is worse but....

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@bryancsk @vandeTreede The Holocaust as it is typically understood didn't start until 1942. The Germans were obviously very anti semetic before that, but the focus was on expulsion rather than execution

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@HarmlessYardDog If you can't handle that you are not ready for the world to come.

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@airbagged Yes the guy with infinite money and coaches for decades is better at running the range than the kid? How many bodies does Keanu have irl?

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@lporiginalg Fun fact. Rap is one of the most common and popular American exports. People in the Philippines and Kyrgyzstan have no social context for most of it So across the world, a popular greeting among The Youth is "VATZ UP MAH NIGGAZ"

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@AbsurdlyN @_parttimerobot @rowenavart @headfallsoff A Jizz cover of "Free Bird" blaring as Yoda rides the death star into palpatine's palace

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@madeleinewintr What it captures better than any other media I've ever seen is what it would MEAN to live in a pagan culture where humility wasn't a virtue, violence wasn't automatically evil, and everything was slightly haunted.

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@The_Petrichory His mother held him by the ear when she dipped him in the Teflon river

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@memeticsisyphus "Deem" is a big tell. They're always deemin' shit.

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@DCMockers @nypost Do you know movies arent real?

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@HeftyHaruspex Other liberals seem to find him embarrassing. In his original multi week feud with Sailer, he was desperately tagging in every Big Lib account he could think of, but they clearly thought he was some dumbass getting his cheeks clapped.

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@jdcmedlock Didn't crime drop during lockdown, for moderately obvious reasons? It also doesn't help that this doesn't show 25% compared to what.

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@TroopsinContact Ted Ka-links-sci

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@briangaar Guy was a demented abuser who absolutely killed his child. The shaken baby stuff is completely irrelevant.

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@wanyeburkett Yeah, guilty as fuck

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@Soul0Engineer @Babygravy9 200 - their weight + their OHP.

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@AbsurdlyN @_parttimerobot @rowenavart @headfallsoff This, dodge.

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@TrueMetis @IRHotTakes Especially in a world with heroin, how far into a zombie movie would you have to be before you realized it was a zombie movie?

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@thenanistate In based world, there's a great SNL skit where Epstein (played by Alec "Yes I did it and she deserved to die" Baldwin) has to explain to his new purple haired intern why he doesn't want Leslie Jones

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@user84829272 (I suspect the mother killed the kid and used this to cover it up)

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@waryetwheant @_rathbone On strike from what. What are you doing to go on strike from

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@miriam_cates Yes Karen, we're aware that you want to arrest us for saying things you disagree with.

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@QueenGeezus @Aku_700 @iamyesyouareno Sir, this is a twitter comment section.

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@barbaricvitalsm The military will teach you small unit tactics, weapons handling, feed you, work you out, give you access to much low tier puss, all for decent money. You come out vet, get salutes from boomers, preferential hiring, free collitch. They give you cool reading list even

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@equalityAlec Do they possess drugs and are they trespassing? Sounds like they're being used to catch criminals and prove cops are mostly pretty good

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@untitleduser @theaskanison Robin hood is not a dour character, he laughs and jests and quaffs and japes. He didn't play it as a self aware "aren't we silly" type thing like he's on SNL. He played it as though Robin of Locksley found himself in a strange, whimsical, adventure.

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@RedhammerStop @OfficerbenTOPO @cb311618 @DanielB96029637 Look son, once, 47 years ago, someone looked sideways at a cop and survived, now every officer has to be ready to mag dump at a moments notice. You couldn't do their job! They have to occasionally be yelled at!

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@SurlyWanderer @memeticsisyphus @InnerDelicious @CameronCorduroy Lmao are you some sort of maximalist blank slatist? The vast majority of who you are is genetic. Nurture is a hilariously weak effect.

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@alz_zyd_ Actual effective altruism: a foundation to figure out how to word real word mathematical issues in a way that Tao finds intriguing and drop them into his life organically.

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@Anorselda @chhuti_is You should

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@buffetfiend I don't particularly like her, but I can recognize her talent and, shockingly, understand a perspective I vehemently disagree with.

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@SaintLaurant @kylegriffin1 Oh please. Presidents go to random small towns all the time. The mayor is just running scared his grift will be exposed

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@LordCarsonEsq I would have fun at the muddy party of cute stinky girls

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@JeremyTate41 You've reversed cause and effect. The sort of people with smart kids (smart people) have books

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@dialectical_p My favorite part is where they draw her making the one face she never made, a normal one

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@ElonBachman Or consider supple, flexible, bendy, plastic, pliable...

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@StockPrinter @alz_zyd_ Everything is useless until it isnt. Heisenberg famously was able to jump ahead a lot in quantum theory because Max Born had happened to take a class on an obscure type of math called Matrices and it applied perfectly to what they were doing

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@NewAtlantisSun Also funny: girl dressed as boy, other boy falls in love?? with her and is horrified. Extremely good stuff.

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@memeticsisyphus @AnimalLawyers4u Watching lawyers do the "I'm not touching youuuuu" dance to pretend they aren't just lying by any normal human standard is amazing.

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@HughHoult @Hammancheez Ok. So that's 1 min per PC. 50,000 minutes = 833 hours = 20 work weeks (40 hr weeks). All of which requires being able to physically touch the machines.

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@mmm_yummy42069 She's not talented enough to be this ugly

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@frozenagitation Why do gay leftoids like Nate get so worked up over such a minor nuisance as George Floyd. The family will get a payoff from the city and really, you shouldn't pass counterfeit money anyways

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@AcidSilver1 @BrakelsRonald True, but this guy is some sort of big dick officer on the fuckin DEATH STAR. That would be like finding out that the XO on the USS Enterprise was convinced navy seals were a myth we made up to scare al qaeda. This guy should have personally known jedi.

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@MeinGottNiles Look man, I'm the most racist man alive, and even I admit they can play de pianny and blow de trumpet. They can also cook, and honestly they're pretty funny. The issue with blacks isn't that they're inherently evil. It's that we tried to say they're equal.

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@skooookum The terrible truth is that the small focused subreddits have pretty good advice on their area of expertise

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@VDAREJamesK To be serious for a second: powerful men of that generation did trillions in business on the gold course, and "lying about your handicap" is a very real and shameful thing. A strong indicator of character. So yes he probably is actually mad about it.

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@Faustwasright_ @Jbn3ex The self loathing means they fuck like an unbalanced V8 and they have good food in their fridge. It's a good life....if you're strong enough

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@jeremiahmeaney @TheTumboy One of the tacitly unspoken problems with getting hobos off needle drugs is the sort of people who do needle drugs in twenty fuckin twenty four are really, really, really, stupid.

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@feelsdesperate "after savings, I'm living paycheck to paycheck" is nonsensical.

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@dicktowel_com @ArinMyths @SomethinSlix @son_ofa_car @BlackRedGuard1 We have plenty of places we don't persue minor crimes They're called ghettos

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@dyl__ans Neat. So we can blow up the Kaaba, right? How about burn a pile of torahs? Or how about, say....do a burnout on a pride flag crosswalk?

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@ikristoph @owl_poster The NERD does not know about the SOUL! He trusts the chatbot!

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@ShitpostRock A saucy wife to furnish me with sons and bring me ye flagon with ale brimming at the end of days long labours, what more could I ask

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@madeleinewintr They have moral crises but they're somewhat alien to us, while ignoring-not even justifying, just absolutely blind to-things we would consider monstrous evil

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@spiderhyphenid @palecarnagemist @sweatermuppet Thanks for your input, Hamas supporting transsexual.

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@Tcho76521726 @memeticsisyphus @Zamuel42 For a guy who doesn't know shit you sure do talk a lot

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@JoePostingg The problem is that this was a dork comic about being angry about video games and then he suddenly drops this SUPER CEREAL comic out of nowhere

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@mostidas @memeticsisyphus If u fat, u eat 2 much. If u eat 2 much, u not starve. If u not starve, ur needs are met

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@OrwellNGoode I am six of these things but also a fascist who can cook.

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@ICBMinvestments @quantian1 Like self driving cars, the hard part isn't when things are going fine.

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@CJFerguson1111 @sethclark @PadingtonHerbet @oconnor663 @AlexGodofsky @RiverTamYDN Leftists use words the way small children do. "Conservative" just maps to "bad thing". What he means is that academia has not immediately fulfilled his every conceivable desire without effort, and is therefore "conservative"

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@chronicalihere Wait, this is a PRO "dancing before the moon" quote? Oh. Lmao.

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@LapisRobustus "See what I mean", "in this moment I am enlightened", "fedora shrek"...atheists just getting btfo for years now.

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@Tyler_The_Wise @VoteTrevorLee Me. They revolt me.

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@SaysSimulation There are actually a lot of very intellectual liberal people who get all their news from NPR on their morning commute, and their viewpoints from NYT bestsellers with blurbs from Walter Isaacson

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@jelanicaldwell @ryanbdrm @BrianDMcBride If people are missing the point perhaps it isn't simple and clear

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@AStratelates One of the saddest things I ever read was one of those Clickbait articles. It was about a dying young woman who wrote a letter of what she wanted the world to know. It was the most banal lib cliches. Imagine dying and your last thoughts are "I wish I'd stopped to smell the roses

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@memeticsisyphus There's a pretty good xkcd for this The average gay assumes normal people do a LITTLE unprotected group chem sex.

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@nealjclark1 @lmrwanda Ah yes, "I physically damage my body in exchange for tokens of value, therefore I have moral superiority". Gotta say, it's a charmingly convenient delusion for those of us good at generating tokens of value.

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@ryanthehate @memeticsisyphus Was she raped? If not, then she offered sexual favors in exchange for political benefits to someone offering political benefits in exchange for sexual favors. Its a transaction. You're saying that exchanging money for an orange is separate from exchanging an orange for money.

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@garykoepnick @KingOfSalt4 @JDVance Well...the slaughtering you just mentioned seems pretty uncivilized

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@hbalien @wanyeburkett 9/11 was understood as attacks on the population at large and not just someone extremely mad at JP Morgan. As an act of war that was then responsed to in kind. That's how wars....work. you don't get to pick and choose which parts of the war you're responsible for.

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@jelanicaldwell @ryanbdrm @BrianDMcBride Damn, but what if...hear me out... political messaging is meant to convince people who don't necessarily agree with you?

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@kjoiwt You uh.... You aren't planning on prepping for the bar exam? Using one of the many many books for specifically that purpose all your classmates use? See this is why the 34% pass rate

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@chudoid @PancreasNo You are real, so how come you're less interesting and fun?

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@BigJbilla @mymixtapez We know

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@pushforgorilla @MalotteMartin @mauddweeb That's fine. I'm pretty indifferent to both sides. If however, you launch a raid into your powerful enemies territory, steal his women and kill his warriors, it seems pretty bitchy to cry when he launches raids into yours. Heck, Israel didn't even take their women!

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@i_zzzzzz I say "yer beautiful in yer wrath" to angry women all the time. It does not help

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@memeticsisyphus What if this wasn't a cop? What if it was the FedEx guy? A concerned neighbor? Someone canvassing? Jehovah's witnesses? The reason this is the national story of her dying and not a local news story about a delivery driver getting stabbed to death is because a cop showed up

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@chudoid @PancreasNo bro your entire profile is 4chan ephemera. Even the grossest 40k bloatlords at least go outside to cross the game store parking lot

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@drbillsz @memeticsisyphus @chatsh3 @CameronCorduroy Ok I'll bite. I DO NOT HAVE 11 MILLION DOLLARS what is your very special point you want to make.

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@briangaar There have been 30 exonerations on bad evidence around shaken baby. This is not one of them for good reason.

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@a802785478096 @krishnanrohit He's very clearly lying. We didn't delete old drafts in *2002* because who cares they take up no space

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@tulpapilled Oh it's worse. He creates multiple coexistant copies of himself with one dedicated specifically to spending time with her, but the she sees the others and gets mad that she's only getting a normal human amount of attention and not the full attention of every aspect of a god.

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@jelanicaldwell @ryanbdrm @BrianDMcBride Wowee! What an incredible perspective! Perhaps one could judge the efficacy of these ads by how well they served their stated purpose Like for real, is someone on harris' ad team sucking your dick? It's a shitty condescending ad that pisses off most of its target demo

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@eigenrobot My favorite comment was the one where the guy said we shouldn't compare EVIL things, like asking questions about transsexuality dogma, to merely controversial things, like gain of function research

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@memeticsisyphus Credit cards are mostly a post internet phenomenon because they can instantly check your credit over the telephone line. Before that they were only issued to people for whom having the card was a commentary on their ability to pay

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@drbillsz @memeticsisyphus @chatsh3 @CameronCorduroy The royal succession civil wars of 1824? Damn son, surely they are least taught you a little history in the course of getting a PhD

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@LizzieMarbach @ChappyMacc If you're this fundamentalist on abortion, he already bought your vote with roe. The reason trump softened om abortion is that he went out on a limb for you people and then you stabbed him in the back. But I guess...make the pro life movement irrelevant? Ok

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@meatballguv @JDVance Yeah a guy who pays welders 16/he and then undercuts them with immigrants dumped on their town should be threatened. Maybe don't be an entire piece of shit

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@Tdog267 @memeticsisyphus Yes, it's called the DSM-5

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@patriottakes Actual good parents know that part of a father's job is to temper strict discipline with some cheeky, harmless, rule breaking. Both are good for children

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@notnemmmo @SirSardonic @wanyeburkett In general, if you are on top of a bunch of hostages and not actively involved in un-hostaging them, a lot of complicity is assumed.

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