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MAGA Nard

@mmm_yummy42069

2 months

I'm so fucking angry all the time

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MAGA Nard

@mmm_yummy42069

1 month

Telling my boss I require 4 hours of total war: Warhammer II a day to stay mentally sharp

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@mmm_yummy42069

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@LiamMcI1996 @AsianWifeOwner Thanks for playing🤓

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@mmm_yummy42069

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@franifio Brutal. It's too bad you're not hotter, you could start an OF or something.

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κρῠπτός

@_kruptos

2 months

Potentially unpopular opinion: Men who love cats are spiritual women. The only proper pet for a man is a hunting dog.

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@mmm_yummy42069

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@jeffcharlesjr

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@JustinBougher1 @SpartanA376 He's not queer you fat fuck

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@mmm_yummy42069

1 month

Looking at her like this and guffawing the entire time we're banging

Lilly

@lillybilly299

1 month

RIP circles

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@mmm_yummy42069

21 days

I think the most noble thing man can do is be by your pet's side at the end, unflinching, looking into their eyes while you hold them in your arms. One of the greatest honors a man can have, giving your beloved animal the final gesture of mercy and love, even if it destroys you.

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@mmm_yummy42069

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Stop tweeting you're annoying as fuck

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@mmm_yummy42069

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i need to do cardio but i don't want to

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MAGA Nard

@mmm_yummy42069

29 days

Happy Friday folks

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@mmm_yummy42069

26 days

@ionfwliars This is a very gay tweet

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@mmm_yummy42069

15 days

You are profoundly retarded

Lilly

@llddiiss

15 days

Your cat doesn’t love you

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@mmm_yummy42069

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Really hate life right now

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@mmm_yummy42069

1 month

My piece of shit life

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@mmm_yummy42069

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lewis15

@lewis15_

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Making Things Happen.

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@mmm_yummy42069

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@AwkwardBde @OrthoTater @DissidentSoaps @AuronMacintyre That's not a bo staff. That's a hollow piece of aluminum.

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@mmm_yummy42069

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Had a dream I shaved and looked like a complete fucking fag

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@mmm_yummy42069

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🅱️ork jop

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@mmm_yummy42069

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Shooted

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@mmm_yummy42069

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Liked by Nard

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MAGA Nard

@mmm_yummy42069

2 months

Have you considered making a dessert that doesn't look like shit

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@mmm_yummy42069

2 months

Hey guys what's going on

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@mmm_yummy42069

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Good evening.

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@mmm_yummy42069

1 month

My life is in complete shambles

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@mmm_yummy42069

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Happy Friday folks

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@mmm_yummy42069

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I think I should go to Japan but I don't know what I'd do

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@mmm_yummy42069

2 months

Weri Homo 🏳️‍🌈

@Weri_VonDee

2 months

I aspire to have the sky-high levels of confidence of a mediocre white man.

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@mmm_yummy42069

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Just bashed my knee on my weight rack and saw stars

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@mmm_yummy42069

15 days

I should build an arcade cabinet and put it in my living room

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@mmm_yummy42069

1 month

Oh come on

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@mmm_yummy42069

1 month

@AwkwardBde @OrthoTater @DissidentSoaps @AuronMacintyre No it won't.

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@mmm_yummy42069

2 months

Lewis15 brought upon the Third Impact

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@mmm_yummy42069

1 month

This guy's been tagging along for like 5 sets

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@mmm_yummy42069

2 months

Happy Friday folks

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@mmm_yummy42069

16 days

$500k not even a question

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$500k or a date with Angel Reese?

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@mmm_yummy42069

15 days

Wtf is the 👀 emoji for

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@mmm_yummy42069

29 days

Mmm yummy

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@mmm_yummy42069

26 days

Nardy walk

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@mmm_yummy42069

1 month

Happy Friday folks

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@mmm_yummy42069

2 months

Got blocked by a long time mutual. I'll be in seclusion in the west wing.

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@mmm_yummy42069

1 month

Hello friends.

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@mmm_yummy42069

25 days

Went on a Nardy walk so I don't kill myself

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@mmm_yummy42069

23 days

They banned me again

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@mmm_yummy42069

18 days

Just had some delicious dumplings

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@mmm_yummy42069

1 month

Hello.

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MAGA Nard

@mmm_yummy42069

11 days

"is Noodle ok?" No Mom, he has terminal cancer, but he is acting normal for now, thank you for checking in.

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@mmm_yummy42069

16 days

Ordered Papa John's it's over

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@mmm_yummy42069

21 days

I'm gonna be gay about this for a while sorry

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@mmm_yummy42069

19 days

I hope this is what heaven looks like

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@mmm_yummy42069

22 days

Lost 7 or so pounds in the past week or so

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@mmm_yummy42069

2 months

Hello.

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@mmm_yummy42069

2 months

DoorDash gave me the wrong order but it's like twice the amount of food I ordered + everything I ordered. Everything's coming up Nardy!

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@mmm_yummy42069

19 days

Journaling a lot lately. Feeling like Ernest Hemingway without the whole alcoholism and blowing my brains out thing.

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@mmm_yummy42069

2 months

I'd break my dick off in this woman

Lovers’ Guide 💟

@guideforlovers

2 months

Try to turn this into a housewife...

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@mmm_yummy42069

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kate bush's husband

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29 days

she's a 19 year old sexual abuse victim you fucking worm

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@mmm_yummy42069

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It was sick as fuck

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16 days

What do you notice about America in the 1980’s?

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@mmm_yummy42069

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Jesus Christ

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@mmm_yummy42069

2 months

everything is so fucking gay now

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@mmm_yummy42069

2 months

Happy Friday folks

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@mmm_yummy42069

1 month

I'm gonna be sick

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@mmm_yummy42069

25 days

I have to get off this website this is like swimming in a septic tank

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@mmm_yummy42069

2 months

salt girl and it's not close

Docquistador ☧

@DocTurboAutismo

2 months

The battle of the e-girls. Who’s your favorite?

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@mmm_yummy42069

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Lee

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@EveilCharm You just described humans 😉

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@mmm_yummy42069

1 month

You need to relax

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@mmm_yummy42069

2 months

how stoned do you have to be to do this lol

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@TheRickDoofus

2 months

Better Ingredients. Better Pizza. Papa John's.

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@mmm_yummy42069

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What why

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@mmm_yummy42069

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Ska fucking sucks

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@mmm_yummy42069

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God I love smiling friends

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@mmm_yummy42069

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@tx2official

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@mmm_yummy42069

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I'm tired man

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@mmm_yummy42069

2 months

my dad drank himself to death and gosh dang it i would really just rather not think about that while i'm out.

RFH🦎👁‍🗨🪐🌘 ⬛️ (Doctor)

@hollowearthterf

2 months

I used to think my boyfriend was just being dramatic when he said he doesn’t trust men who don’t drink but I get it now, men who refuse to drink with other men are a red flag. They’re not health conscious, they’re hiding something.

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@mmm_yummy42069

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The Chained Typist

@iabanon

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Saw this fucking monstrosity today. It can’t even fit in a parking space and its width barely fits in a lane but these fucking things are legal? The bumper bar is the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever seen on a vehicle. Fuck off to every single wanker who needs this for their ego.

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@mmm_yummy42069

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lewis15

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Costco.

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@mmm_yummy42069

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Completely ripped my shorts doing squats

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@mmm_yummy42069

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Can I kill myself instead?

feynya ୭˚. ᵎᵎ

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20 days

happy esex day everybody!

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@mmm_yummy42069

2 months

What a fucking pussy

Human Nature

@Human101Nature

2 months

Man almost get attacked by a herd of Forest Cows.

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@mmm_yummy42069

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Mom the cat wants in

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@mmm_yummy42069

2 months

Saw a kitty on my walk. Wasn't quite able to convince her to come get pets. Next time.

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@mmm_yummy42069

14 days

I wish my cats were dragon sized

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MAGA Nard

@mmm_yummy42069

15 days

My buddy used to have a pair of fake fingers that lit up like this and he and his buddy would do shit like this to women and make it go up their pussies and down their cleavage and the women were fucking entranced because they had to know what they were but had no clue

yummi 🍀

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they got crack for fairies now

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@mmm_yummy42069

21 days

Cats are actual gifts from the divine. Perfect innocent creatures that deserve to be showered in love and affection until the very end.

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@mmm_yummy42069

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Sandwiches aren't that great

Dymphna ☦︎

@OrthoHousewife

26 days

What’s a food opinion that will have you in this situation?

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@mmm_yummy42069

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Project Donkey $DONK

@projectdonk

1 month

R.I.P $DOGE , it’s time for a $DONK.

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@mmm_yummy42069

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Moved two more little fellers to the tree

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@mmm_yummy42069

1 month

Why are women so clueless about how this works

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“why are girls so upset when their guy friends end up hitting on them?” We’re upset because in 90% of cases, it means that they did not have a genuine interest or care for us as people but rather saw us as a person they could use to fulfill the “girlfriend” role they yearn for.

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