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Michael PoopCookie Jr.

@PadingtonHerbet

2 months

Tim Dillon lmao

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@BrndnStrssng you were right!

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Michael PoopCookie Jr.

@PadingtonHerbet

28 days

Idk what you do about this disconnect. Fall 2020 was fucking awful. You can't make people remember the past in a reliable way that correctly answers this question

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28 days

Are you better off than 4 years ago? No - 57% Yes - 37% RMG #C - 1000 RV - 9/10

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Michael PoopCookie Jr.

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If people voted for the lesser of 2 evils in my lifetime that would have knocked out bush 2 and Trump lmao

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it’s funny how voting the lesser of two evils just keeps producing worse and worse candidates

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Michael PoopCookie Jr.

@PadingtonHerbet

4 months

We should invent a slur for people like this

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4 months

felony criminalization is still oppressive even when it affects your political enemies

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Michael PoopCookie Jr.

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2 years

@ThomasWilki @heyitschili The participation trophy thing is funny mainly because it posits a world where 10 year olds are operating and playing in youth sports leagues

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@bradcasey4evr Very funny to be like this about a song that absolutely gets played on like 80% of restaurant loud speakers

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Michael PoopCookie Jr.

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2 years

@roryisconfused @biggestjoel A thing I’ve noticed is that someone can claim to be “neither right nor left” when they hold like 90%+ RW beliefs and the less than 10% of leftists beliefs that consist of basically “weed is good, religion is bad”

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Michael PoopCookie Jr.

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2 years

@BudrykZack Famous musician or lady dropping 4 babies? Uhhh option 1 probably definitely

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Michael PoopCookie Jr.

@PadingtonHerbet

28 days

A lot of very dumb and very disingenuous people are trying to divorce 2020 from trumps presidency. Not really sure you can do that and have people take you seriously

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@EricPerricone

28 days

We need to stop doing this. People don't mean literally 4 years ago they mean "last presidency".

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2 months

@LazlosGhost People were like "so much for wife guys amirite!" because he had I think 2 bits in his specials where he mentioned his wife

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Michael PoopCookie Jr.

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28 days

@sbwnhtx That's not 4 years ago, so no, that's not clear! Do you know how to count

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2 years

@THEradbrogoff @krishansonRCF “Nba players are just in it for the money and the fame” yeah probably, who gives a shit? Ja Morant’s motivations don’t change the fact that watching him take off from the free throw line is awesome

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Michael PoopCookie Jr.

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10 months

@torriangray Winning hearts and minds by being insanely confrontational and annoying

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Michael PoopCookie Jr.

@PadingtonHerbet

2 years

@bemobrown @DragonflyJonez @KariukiMachine I’m sorry that people are making fun of the guy who says stupid stuff a lot, I’m sure it’s very hard for you because you’re a guy who says stupid stuff a lot

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Michael PoopCookie Jr.

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11 months

@LinkofSunshine Voting is cringe. You know what’s not? Imagining yourself as Tyler durden while you argue with strangers on the internet instead of doing your APUSH homework

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Michael PoopCookie Jr.

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2 years

@RespectTheReal1 @JWIMYS It’s less about her being a hypocrite and more about her pretending that being a doormat to someone who mocked you in the past is a good thing

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Michael PoopCookie Jr.

@PadingtonHerbet

2 years

@BudrykZack I’ve told so many people irl about the et hammers tweet and they all laugh

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Michael PoopCookie Jr.

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6 months

This is like the opposite of analysis. What does this guy *do* here

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Michael PoopCookie Jr.

@PadingtonHerbet

28 days

Oh my fucking god

Elwë Singollo 🍁🧝🏻‍♀️

@Strangeland_Elf

28 days

More people were unemployed but groceries were still a lot less expensive.

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Michael PoopCookie Jr.

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1 year

@forceholy @lfitzmaurice Lady Gaga is the only comparable one here seeing as prince and Cher were their literal names. Lady Gaga is about 100000000x less embarrassing than awkwafina

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Michael PoopCookie Jr.

@PadingtonHerbet

3 months

Leftists love to accuse libs of "rehabilitating" former RW politicians but we aren't the people saying dumbshit sophomoric stuff like this that effectively flattens every politician into "just some bad dudes"

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Michael PoopCookie Jr.

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3 months

Hell, we could have avoided all of the bushes in the White House if toddler me said "eh that guy kinda sucks ass" in 1988

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8 months

@theCJS I would just never say “thank you Nikki Haley”

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Michael PoopCookie Jr.

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3 months

Idk I think Donald Trump is considerably worse than bob dole. Nail me to the cross

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Michael PoopCookie Jr.

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3 months

This guy posts like hes permanently stuck in 2016. Its remarkable

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Michael PoopCookie Jr.

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2 months

@soulkhan Your point is "I'm scared to do this at a Trump rally"

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Michael PoopCookie Jr.

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23 days

*sees graph that has steep cliff starting in 2020* This is the fault of neoliberals in college

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Michael PoopCookie Jr.

@PadingtonHerbet

9 months

@jpepperwood12 @DragonflyJonez I don’t like Jimmy Kimmel, I hate Aaron rodgers and dumbfucks who think they’re the smartest people in the room

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Michael PoopCookie Jr.

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7 months

@AnonymousLeftie @LaborPal And the second one is the DoorDash price

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2 months

@Tyler_A_Harper The extent to which these people actually exist, what in the fuck do you want any of us to do about it??? Should the Democratic Party be responsible for soothing you after you interact with an annoying person? What is the action here?

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Michael PoopCookie Jr.

@PadingtonHerbet

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@Ruth_Mensch @PikachuNfesh @vituperativeerb @ettingermentum BECAUSE THE MISSOURI AG ISNT A DEMOCRAT YOU DAFT FUCKING MORON

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Michael PoopCookie Jr.

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@zambonjonez @mattdsegal @pepijndevos This is somehow more annoying than people pretending they don’t like the word ‘moist’

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Michael PoopCookie Jr.

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@sahibeqiran Idk man, if you can't imagine things could be worse if the person saying "elect me and I'll deport the Haitians in Springfield OH" I don't know what to tell you. You are very fucking dumb!

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Michael PoopCookie Jr.

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@banjoalone So much so that the voters rewarded them in 2020 and 2022

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Michael PoopCookie Jr.

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THEY DONT MEAN 4 YEARS AGO DUMBASS WHY ARE YOU BEING SO LITERAL. Probably because you can't divorce the year where a once in a generation plague ravaged the world and Donald Trump fucked it up really bad? That's why you disingenuous twats. Don't play dumb

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Michael PoopCookie Jr.

@PadingtonHerbet

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Bizarre thing on here is ostensibly progressive people pretending that Trump has been surprisingly youthful the last 8 years. He was hospitalized when he got covid 4 years ago! He was visibly fighting for his life!

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one thing I have to give trump credit for is that for the last eight years he has been really good at not seeming as old as he actually is but that is very clearly over now. he sounds like grandpa simpson lol

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Michael PoopCookie Jr.

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@Skipdy @PabloTorre That’s convenient for people with strong principles like Aaron!

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@AbortionChat @amazeydazey It is actually unequivocally your job as a dog owner to make sure it behaves in public. I know that’s inconvenient to your insipid and superficial point about unruly kids, but thems the breaks

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Michael PoopCookie Jr.

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28 days

@sbwnhtx The entire premise of my tweet is that people are unreliable in remembering the past. You're just...explaining to me exactly what I said

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Michael PoopCookie Jr.

@PadingtonHerbet

6 months

"If he doesn't win, he's going to look back at the months leading up to Election Day as a failure" yeah probably! What the fuck is anyone supposed to do with this

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2 years

@HPbasketball @outsidethenba I hope the response was “that’s not a better question”

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Michael PoopCookie Jr.

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28 days

I'm so fucking sick of the stupidest fucking people alive saying the most intellectually dishonest, stupidest fucking shit in service of awful people and preening around like they just passed a lie detector test on Maury. Fuck all of you dumbass people. I wish you the worst

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Michael PoopCookie Jr.

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8 months

This wholly made up scenario really makes you think

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if trump had won and done all the same things biden has done many biden stans would be outraged and insisting that these awful results are why you must vote blue

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2 years

@metroidcum @jenny2x4 @jakescooke she had a bunch of passive aggressive comics about her husband and when she got too much heat she was like “my husband is a lawyer, coaches basketball as a side hustle, does all of the grocery shopping and cooking for the fam. He’s good actually” you didn’t even buy the peach!

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@Elnenyesta2 My job on the commune is going to be the guy who intimidates the chipotle worker into giving me more food

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1 year

@canderaid That…is not interesting at all

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7 months

@Komaniecki_R 75% of that video is her straining to not call all of the playful shit she does with her kids "play time" or whatever

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Michael PoopCookie Jr.

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I think this is very dumb and people trying to rationalize it are also very dumb

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Nothing dumber than someone who doesn't understand "four years ago" is a stand in for "prior administration." Hyper textualist idiocy.

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@AnneNotation I…what? I know you probably can’t disclose but I absolutely must know what this woman looks like. The chihuahua sketch might become my new pfp (with permission of course)

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Michael PoopCookie Jr.

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@ML_Stef3 Yes

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@Bbburner19 @THEradbrogoff @krishansonRCF Who was watching the nba because of “team loyalty”

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@phil_so_silly Kobe was 6/24 in a game 7 in 2010

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@phil_so_silly Why is this deep fried

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6 months

@StevenReinert2 Tristan Thompson in this clip is so goddamn funny im sorry

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1 year

@ivnob @NewSovietPoster A major plot line of all 3 seasons is “when are keef and kelvin going to bone?”

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2 years

@MattZeitlin Hey man I know this may come as a shock but people don’t need to justify to you why they loathe a celebrity

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@ilpomodoro2 I hate to sound glib and cynical, but the infamous “undecided voters” are not going to remember this period of time in 13 months

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@glennEmartin @Dragoncountry44 @BodegaBAMZ @bodegaboysdaily @brooklynbodega @bodega @BodegaBoys @segabodega @labodega @labodegaman @CornerStore Not entirely sure you know what ocd is

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@Danofran It's pretty refreshing that someone got shit for doing the "both sides" thing. I feel like a lot of people think this is a bulletproof position to take

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Michael PoopCookie Jr.

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1 year

@nikotaughtyou The hats and shirts also just say “nba champions” so not only is he corny, he’s also wrong

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@LazlosGhost I can’t believe the daughter of 2 accomplished actors decided to go into the family business instead of becoming a tax accountant or some shit

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2 years

@ranchbourgeois @roryisconfused @biggestjoel I find the cowardice of the people who pull this rhetorical trick fascinating. It’s tacit admission they know RW beliefs are bad they just don’t have the stones to stand behind it

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4 months

@LittleMammith @dancingNerd01 She's def not entitled to the response to her actions that she prefers

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4 months

It's very funny to be like "sure I'll vote for a dem" and then trot out rw chud talking points about how you wouldn't vote for an actual dem

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Joe Rogan is not the alt right figure he’s made out to be by mainstream media: “I'm willing to vote Democrat, show me one that says something that makes sense, that I can trust, that's not dying. Just show me one that's younger. Show me one that is a reasonable centrist that

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@QunBias @DragonflyJonez This Kyrie thing is funny because you see hoteps slowly realizing that all of the dumb shit they spew is viewed as dumb shit and not the big brained smart guy stuff they think it is

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@huricanramirez @LazlosGhost No, it wasn't. That's a thing people made up so they could make fun of him online

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@Naptime4allN4A @boygrrI Such a harrowing experience. I hate when I order food delivery and then my baby brain realizes that the delivery person knows where I live

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@StatisticUrban Fast food and football is also culture lol

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@lincdoug40 @professorbay It’s still for public safety. Do you think drunk drivers wouldn’t kill people if they owed the state $0?

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@BeorioSmorio "Depending on which state you live in voting is near pointless" well one of us is doing this needledick equivocating and the other one is saying "voting is important, actually". So eat shit and figure out why you had to add the "depending on which state you live in" condition

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@ok_post_guy It's so cool to continue to do this "well if Trump was a completely different person, he'd be running away with it!" shit in 2024. He's a fucking open book, man! He lost last time when a monumental thing happened in the lead up to the election! You were there! We were all there!

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@numetaljacket Yes, that is the point. Keeping worse people out of power is inherently good. You needledick losers can argue it's not all you want

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@javierich0 @mybigcrack @paynushaver @OfficialCWATSON He’s 3 toddlers stacked on top of one another inside a Tommy Bahama shirt

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@yuhline @KennyGoo So then you have a bowl full of salmonella now? What is the point?

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@ImNotOwned Idk what's gonna break the fever. Nothing you can do about this

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@BCTKNOX @0Obiewan2 @esjesjesj Black people becoming doctors isn't like a plane crashing in the ocean.

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@torriangray “Eggs are expensive” in 2024 is wild

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4 months

Imagine being at like a water park or playground and the worst racist piece of garbage kid you know shit his pants. And then some nerd says "hey let's think about how this affects those other pants shitters". I'd just wail on the nerd. Wouldn't even get to laugh at the shitter

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@canadianuncut @UnlimitedApathE @ImNotOwned Do you think tattle tale surveillance is a good thing, yes or no

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1 year

@LeChina17 This and jump stops always confuse people who dkb

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@matrixgoth No 😀

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@generalslug “I like not working” yah no shit

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@BudrykZack Misbehavin

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@banjoalone Imagine whining about Fauci during football season 2024 smdh

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@HeydonEmily @dr01d3tte @actuallyasriel @Komaniecki_R I'm going to be as nice as I can possibly be about this: you need to shut the fuck up. You do not get to tell people when and where they can bring their children. That is not a thing you or anyone else can do. So gladly shut your condescending mouth and deal with externalities

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2 years

@Bbburner19 @THEradbrogoff @krishansonRCF I just don’t believe your premise that people liked nba basketball because players were more “loyal”

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@Izengabe_ If fall 2019 was so amazing, why didn't Trump cruise to reelection? This is incoherent. Make a better argument

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2 years

@TylerHuckabee @ohshidt Refreshingly progressive guys who give off “domestic incident in the chilis parking lot” vibes when you see them the first time. Books, covers, judging etc.

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@kath_krueger This is the least funny version of this tweet I've seen so far lmao. Imagine being less funny than Ken klippenstein

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@vanillatary Maybe I’m getting old and sentimental but “having kids” who you can bond and grow with isn’t exactly some ancillary life detail

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@NATO_Enthusiast @carbdiem @____gsamnoraa That’s not “barely related” it is the singular thing that set off this discussion

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I'm absolutely confounded by the shit people go bonkers for on this app

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1 year

I hate this fucking guy but respect where it’s due: this is a banger

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Thank god for HOA rules. People wanting to be like my car is in the front yard and I’m sleeping with my clothes on i came in through the window last night

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Wouldn’t it be really funny if the person who tweeted this got robbed

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@Tyler_A_Harper @MobyDickSpoiler @joestieb Do you mean "in charge of his faculties", you fucking senile dipshit?

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@emilyabell @ryxcommar @GarlandWalton @MemphisFor He didn't say he feels shame. How would you possibly infer that from that response? This is like a uncanny valley back and forth

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@torriangray Joined March 2017

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@dhookstead I like it because they show hog in every other episode

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@Jaylnc1 @JokerWRLD Austin reaves had like 24 points and 3 of those were a banked 3 pointer as the shot clock were winding down. We can do this all day

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