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Water? No, never touched the stuff. Fish fuck in it. 🌲🌲 πŸ‘½ 🌲🌲

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@stout_double @joelle_lb Have you no class?
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@FallGuysGame @kingjellybeans I'm going to guess no.
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@AJ_F612 @bigidiotgirl Better than "bet."
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Fam...I got the job. 😭😭😭😭
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2nd round interview this week. The position is a reach for me - if I end up getting it, I'd be nearly doubling my annual income. I know you can't put a price on happiness, but I am pretty sure I'm able to take a stab at putting one on being able to live comfortably. T's&Ps please
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@lokilegs @boobsoverasss @Morbidful You're on a page called "Morbid Knowledge."
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@whec_bbrean @news10nbc So, @sandra_doorley refuses to pull over, drives home, and then exits the vehicle. Everyone knows that if she were any other citizen, she'd likely be dead, right? "I thought you knew it was me." Sweetie,this is Webster. That's 1 of 500 Chevy Tahoes.
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@kenzianidiot This is far too much to fit into an evening. I hope to God no one's late.
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@gunsnrosesgirl3 It took me 3 views but... OMG LOOK AT THE BABY SLOTH! ❀️
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@Apple Better be fucking groundbreaking after the last 4 weeks with your stock.
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@VinnieParise That's a clean hit.
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@KylePorterCBS Couldn't be happier to see this guy win. He has worked hard on his (short) game the last year; he deserved it.
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@Daniel_Rapaport The coverage just showed them chatting after tee shots. This is simply not true.
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@EmilyArleenn Oh, man. "$2 wells" would have been on my headstone.
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@Crissi_86 @Triplej01 @cctvidiots I can't believe you pay for a free app, but here we are.
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You know what's way more fun if you don't take it too seriously? Phish, you fucking nerds.
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@BillBut32874006 @usmc2311_steven @shanermurph Racism was ended last March when the MLB took 3 games off, thank you very much. Stop spreading false information.
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@superloafcat And your post must be what it's like to be an incredibly jealous and miserable person? Noted all around.
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2nd round interview this week. The position is a reach for me - if I end up getting it, I'd be nearly doubling my annual income. I know you can't put a price on happiness, but I am pretty sure I'm able to take a stab at putting one on being able to live comfortably. T's&Ps please
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@Amorettemiller @MomOnFire A gluten allergy would prohibit them from eating the salad that the croutons touched.
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@MyNameIsntEffy Time to hit the streets.
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@mrijbol Dumb person comment.
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@LasVegasLocally That looked like an explosion, not weather.
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@dolcemite Classic Mike.
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@W_B_Rick Is this not America?
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@PGATOUR @RBCCanadianOpen Sorry, what were you saying? I couldn't hear you over my @LIVGolfInv broadcast.
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@kaylajohnsonatl @davidkierz @nytimes @emilykmay No, Kayla, that would be dangerous. They used Gorilla Glue.
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@NUCLRGOLF Should have just left the back after removing the blemishes.
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Easily one of my favorite sets of the year. So fluid. 10/10 Biscuiting. No notes.
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My favorite part of the @disco_biscuits show last night was watching the faces of the bordering VFW patrons that went from "What in the actual fuck?," to "I want to take my clothes off and dance to this," quickly as Spy unfolded.
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@sour4pple Wouldn't do a thing to you unless your system was loaded with opioids. BTW: if you've failed enough Triptans (Sumatriptan, Rizatriptan, Eletriptan, etc.) + prophylactic meds (Toprol, Propranolol), most insurances will pay for something like Aimovig or Emgality.
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@JeremyLshow @rawsalerts 1. A car 2. Maine woods Let me know if I can help clarify anything else.
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They saw the Reba/Ghost poll.
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@MrSantosNY Ever seen a sweater fight for its life?
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@morgieb9 @danstille Psst, Morgs: that's part of the joke.
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@MollyColorgreen @BrianEntin These are safety protocols that are warranted and standard for a suspect like this. Also: you're making a nasty generalization about a community of people whose police force executed maybe one of the best executed, most tight-lipped investigations that Americans will ever see.
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@BunkiePerkins Let's not turn the PGA/LIV thing into bashing people's really hard work. If the groundskeeper of that course could have prevented this, they would have. Drag the players into it all you want. But neither of these tours plays tracks any of us are accessing on a regular basis.
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@bobbystone24 @ArRecruitingGuy Nothing gets by you, Bobby.
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@da_salamander @latestinspace Did you bring enough tin foil hats for everyone? Or are we expected to make our own?
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@JLRINVESTIGATES Not the side of the story that anyone needs to see. This is an invasion of privacy of the victims. Just like when you ran into Ross' son outside of the house -- you're toeing the line between journalism and invading people's privacy. I love your work, but this is too far, again.
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@stopvaccinating @dom_lucre Easy on the Kool Aid, Lare Bear.
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@barstow_scott @SPECNewsROC Wegmans is private property. They are barking up the wrong tree.
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I'll be hitting the @disco_biscuits tomorrow night, and I'll be flying solo. Please feel free to come and say hi! B4L πŸ‘½πŸŒ² πŸ‘½
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@VeloCowMan12 @BR_OpenIce @AHLBruins Uhh...Someone died. Shit take, here.
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@vetusdeus112 All I can think about is the stray bullet Guddu caught re: "you had a future." Poor gal had put on a few lbs, and they're talking like she's got to get a waitress job + lawyer.
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@ALadyInKuwait @spectatorindex I don't think posting a comment just as long as the OP resolves the issue of it being TLDR.
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Anyone want to start microdosing meth with me? Im sure there's a fine line between being violently concentrated and ripping the copper pipes out of your house. But once you find that sweet spot, I bet there's a lot of potential.
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This faster-paced intro makes me want to run through a fucking wall.
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@PGATOUR That's a human being that hasn't let the media or corporate influences impact him enough to change. That's a real person.
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@morgieb9 @danstille I mean, I figured as long as we were stating obvious shit, I'd jump in. Can't let you have all the fun!
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@hammermime @JInterlandi Pretty relatable, tbh.
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@masonstaycation @lammricky Don't be ridiculous, Mason. You can't get viruses from watching pornography.
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@RAYelpepeRIVERA @lalshefski @nikthehat No. It was to ensure he didn't have any weapons hidden on him and take pictures of his tattoos to confirm they caught the correct person. The football spike was the group shot behind the van.
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@rachbarnhart Hear me out: maybe if you passed some laws that adequately addressed crime, businesses wouldn't hemorrhage revenue to thiefs, and they might be more inclined to keep the inner city stores open. There's a lot to take in there, I know. Let me know if you have any questions.
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@MatthewJshow @rawsalerts A jury of his peers put him in prison.
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@criprights @shrimpzoo @jillian_swaine I would probably seek help from a medical professional, as I am a male.
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@samtrevlicrow @cjfu_ @NUCLRGOLF @NellyLegion @megadkins_TFE ^^ when you're as big of a douche as you appear to be in your pfp.
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Just got out of the Twitter slammer for saying a p*dophile should be Old Yeller'd. I know, I missed you all too.
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@drunkcspan @phfreaky @nazzobetweeting Of course you'd use that as an insult. Do us all a favor and sit + spin on one of those bottles behind the bar.
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I want to run through a God damn wall every time I hear this >.
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Just handed in my thesis + final project for my MHA. Never thought I'd reach this day. πŸ™
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@Bashido Oh. My. God. 1) I'm glad you + the family are okay. 2) I cannot stop laughing.
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@Failcatcher1 @meaningfulpictr This went from fucking around > finding out rather quickly.
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@PGALIVHotTakes GHIN disagrees.
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Anyone who laughs at Leonard should be put in a cage. Let's find him a home, please.
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Leonard is one of the sweetest cats we have ever met. Any time someone passes his kennel he is sure to greet them with a chirping meow and outstretched paws. But, sadly, once potential adopters turn to see him, they leave the room with quiet snickers and whispers.
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@Rochestergrey Cartel. Won't be a manhunt. There's a lot more to this story that the public will never find out.
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@GrittyNHL That mascot looks like the Squidward.
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@bubbbafat Are you able to play it at 1.5x speed? It might be edging "worth it," if so.
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@59SouthLee @Morbidful Did you bring enough tin foil hats for everyone? Or is this a make-your-own sort of gig?
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One of my favorite things about @disco_biscuits is going back to shows you love, and realizing a jam was the making of a new song. Just realized they were trying with "In the End We Have Forever," here.
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@mcfw ...then why is she calling?
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@MyGolfSpy Are not worth the extra $10/dozen. Buy @SnellGolf balls instead.
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If you had told me 2.5 years ago that I'd be responding to an email asking me to spell my name phonetically for my upcoming master's commencement ceremony, I simply would not have believed you.
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@Qi_Impuls @CertoMilici @IAPonomarenko Did you miss the part where the Ukranian president was pleading anyone with any sort of military experience to bear arms and fight? This isn't a game of telephone, it's pretty straight forward.
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It smells like a locker room in this place. @disco_biscuits are absolutely melting @townballroom .
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@UpTownShelia @Takitron @QueTimP62509187 @notcapnamerica Can someone let her know I enjoyed our time together, please? 😒
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@dribbledfiddler @DiscoBiscuitsRT Talked to a security guy last night and he said to me before the starts "this will be just like moe." And I laughed. Saw that guy post show, threw a wave. He goes "that was not like moe."
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@barstoolsports @barstoolchicago I'm the guy eating the ice cream. Completely unbothered.
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After I finish this Masters program in December, I would very much like to see the @disco_biscuits and meet some of my mutuals. 🌲 πŸ‘½ 🌲
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@todayyearsoldig I thought for sure she was popping that top off.
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@MattyCies No true Bills fan wants a dome.
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RIP, JerBear; you would have loved being able to pair your Puffco Peak to your phone.
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RIP Jerry, you would have definitely run on Dunkin.
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@LIVTracking Not a chance. This account is a joke.
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@JamesCageWhite Stop shaming sex workers, James. Your wife is going to have to start posting pictures of her who-haw on OF to support your lazy ass.
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@Kimmick86 @Airbnb "Nevermind, we found a broken window. Thanks!"
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@RepSantosNY03 You've really got to find a better fitting bra.
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@Alexandrraa_H @zachsilberberg That'd be a fast track to getting your shoe laces taken away.
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Me and my cousin returning from a "walk" on Thanksgiving.
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Me and @yburyug waiting for the show to start
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