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Naz

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asked a guy at the stadium to take a picture of me and he started flirting with me and i told him to text himself off my phone so we could hang out after the game and i just saw how he saved his contact lmao game recognizes game

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@nazzobetweeting

4 months

open the schools !!!!!

zuzu⸆⸉ saw yoyok x long live

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5 months

doctor: you have 249 minutes to live me:

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@nazzobetweeting

3 years

modern day dating is making out at a bar one night and then just watching each other's instagram stories everyday until you die

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@nazzobetweeting

11 months

GUYS i just went to a bar to say hi to one of my bartender boyfriends and he literally went “so which of your other little boyfriends did you go see tonight? since i know you have one at every bar in this city.” NOOOOO I’VE BEEN CAUGHT !!!!!!!!!!

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@nazzobetweeting

1 year

your dog doesn’t belong in most indoor public spaces

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Opinions about pets/pet owners that’ll have you like this

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@nazzobetweeting

11 months

i told him “ok i gotta go, can i close my tab?” he goes “baby, you don’t have a tab here. get real.” he’s getting his **** ****** tonight for sure

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@nazzobetweeting

11 months

GUYS i just went to a bar to say hi to one of my bartender boyfriends and he literally went “so which of your other little boyfriends did you go see tonight? since i know you have one at every bar in this city.” NOOOOO I’VE BEEN CAUGHT !!!!!!!!!!

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@nazzobetweeting

6 years

@alxcaesarion @arianaayyy Probably copied and pasted that response too 😂

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@nazzobetweeting

1 year

when i drink an IPA

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@Terror_Alarm

2 years

⚧️🏳️‍⚧️THERE ARE MORE THAN 2 GENDERS.

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@nazzobetweeting

3 years

red flags list just dropped, let’s discuss

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@nazzobetweeting

3 years

do men even know what a 120 lb woman looks like

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@txiokatu

3 years

gonna have a scale so that no woman over 120 lbs walks in

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3 years

BREAKING NEWS: a ship has, once again, gotten stuck in the Suez Canal 🤭 please keep a close eye on the situation! 😌

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@nazzobetweeting

4 months

it’s a bit nippy in london, innit !

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@nazzobetweeting

2 years

a guy i had raw sex with a couple months ago posting an instagram photo celebrating his 7 year anniversary with his girlfriend was not on my 2022 bingo card but, alas,

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@nazzobetweeting

11 months

that hot bartender will save you btw

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@nazzobetweeting

11 months

@drunkcspan he VERBATIM said that and also the guy he was talking about used to work with him at the same bar last month so they very much are friends 💀💀💀 i fucked up BAD

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@nazzobetweeting

11 months

i don’t blame u guys for being obsessed w me

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@nazzobetweeting

4 months

@cmgwwe i’m also joking ! learn to giggle !

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@nazzobetweeting

2 years

@kayelporter @Backpainandwine kids should be allowed at bars and nightclubs too then, right? why have age restrictions on any social event, since to you, it’s the same as homophobia or racism?

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@nazzobetweeting

8 months

you guys don’t deserve to see this for free but i’m feeling generous tonight

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@nazzobetweeting

10 months

dry january means u can still do coke right ?

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@nazzobetweeting

8 years

@alyssamarie937 @Tarayaeger @reeselyndy87 @langleypemb @megandominiec do you not know what an American flag is? lmao @ Trump supporters

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@nazzobetweeting

2 years

got dressed for the night then thought it was a bit too slutty for the occasion and changed but you can enjoy the before pics

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@nazzobetweeting

2 years

the cops have machine guns. hope that helps

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2 years

For real how come there aren't more protests and riots about cost of living in the US.

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@nazzobetweeting

3 years

@BillRatchet oh that’s a good one, i’m going to add that to my red flag list

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@nazzobetweeting

2 years

idk who needs to hear this, but the answer to someone complaining about high rent prices in cities like NYC/SF etc. isn’t “just move to ohio, my rent is $xx” have you considered: no one wants to live in fucking ohio

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3 years

two things i never realized would be so common are 1. how many people do cocaine and 2. how many people fuck strangers raw

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16 days

@dizzlevols aren’t yall the “keep politics out of sports” crowd ?

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@nazzobetweeting

8 months

i am literally no better than a man

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8 months

Sydney Sweeney thanking everyone for the show on SNL.

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@nazzobetweeting

1 year

@Orangulent i don’t mind office dogs 🥹 (as long as they’re agreed upon obv) it’s more in food service spaces i get so grossed out like why is your dog running around the grocery store sniffing my kale

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@nazzobetweeting

2 years

@MicheReports @bonethirty do you guys realize you don’t need to put every spice you own on every single dish? some spices work well when you’re looking for a specific flavor profile … i don’t want ginger or cumin in my marinara sauce. like be so forreal

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@nazzobetweeting

11 months

down so fucking bad for this man i’m bringing some of my homemade tiramisu to him at the bar during his shift. someone please sedate me

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13 days

i look dumb hot today btw

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@nazzobetweeting

9 months

the bartender looked at us in disbelief when we asked for 20 guinnesses but we were NOT fuckin around

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@nazzobetweeting

3 years

someone just tried to “this you?” me with the hottest pic of me .... like bitch yes this is me!

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@nazzobetweeting

3 years

i live paycheck to paycheck, not because i’m underpaid, but because i’m fucking stupid

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@nazzobetweeting

3 years

unfortunately the guy i like recently followed me on twitter so now i can no longer be funny or a whore on here anymore

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@nazzobetweeting

11 months

i used to *think* i “don’t like children” but then i met people who legitimately do not. like. children. and realized i’m just a normal human who doesn’t want children of her own but values children in society and some ppl are psychos who literally fucking hate young humans

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my honest truth is i DO think you have to like children. i think if you are a person who goes around saying you don’t like children that signals something very wrong with your soul and you should seek therapy about it.

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@nazzobetweeting

3 years

how do white boys decide if they’re going to spell their nickname “Zach” or “Zack”

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@nazzobetweeting

8 years

I'm gonna cry about this tweet while I sit in my car enjoying the greatest bagels, pizza, and pork roll while someone else pumps my gas

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8 years

i hate that new jersey exists

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@nazzobetweeting

1 year

@chesucram @JfFrances @shop_w_virginia @DailyLoud post a full body pic babe

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@nazzobetweeting

9 months

does anyone know why everyone is staring at me ?

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@nazzobetweeting

2 months

rent’s due

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@nazzobetweeting

3 months

simply insane tbh

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@kaichokes

3 months

post a pic where your body was insane

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1 month

it’s freezing in this conference hall

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1 month

yeah, next question

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@nfa_ty

10 months

But do your titties sit pretty?

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@nazzobetweeting

3 years

when someone from new jersey goes to a gas station out of state

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@nazzobetweeting

9 months

iphone memories just showed me a picture of myself from 2020. no one fucking talk to me

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@nazzobetweeting

3 months

@krtnkv7 gymnastics has probably been the most popular olympic sport alongside swimming for americans for the last couple of olympics lol … like the fierce five were the talk of the olympics … mckayla maroney’s face was an internet meme sensation … i think you’re just a bit young lol

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9 months

i just *have* to be the sexiest girl at the michelin star steakhouse for some reason

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11 months

@mhmlinz i’m going to make a short film of this

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3 years

@SithL0rdJarJar men want tits and ass and 120 lb? tell me you’ve never seen a real life woman without it telling me

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3 years

@SCP1342 @NILES100 @CaucasianJames

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3 years

there’s nothing exciting about today’s date for me because if i wanted to see a bunch of 2s i would just look back through my dating history

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3 years

a girl i’m friends with in nyc UNIRONICALLY reposted the kim kardashian “get off your ass and WORK” video going “yaaaas 👏🏽 meanwhile her dad pays her rent to live in a luxury building in manhattan. i was speechless lmfao

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hozier calling for a ceasefire in gaza and for a free palestine 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸 during his lolla performance

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@nazzobetweeting

10 months

i simply NEED to know what a creampie feels like from the other side

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I don’t have “penis envy” i just think it’d be nice to nut in somebody every once in a while

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@nazzobetweeting

2 years

umm hello @Delta i flew from JFK to LAX on friday and when i got to LA and opened my suitcase ALL OF MY PANTIES HAD BEEN STOLEN out of my checked bag so i have NO UNDERWEAR OR BRAS OR SOCKS FOR MY WHOLE TRIP AND SOME FREAK IS PROBABLY SNIFFING MY PANTIES RN CAN U HELP ME

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@nazzobetweeting

3 years

@Beeshrine i hate when my assistant accidentally hits up another girl that’s not my wife! will definitely cut into their holiday bonus.

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4 months

my favorite accessories <3

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3 years

MILF (man i’d like to forget)

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@nazzobetweeting

3 years

IT FINALLY HAPPENED GUYS MY FUCKING VIBRATOR DIED MERE SECONDS BEFORE I WAS GOING TO C*M I COULD MURDER SOMEONE RN THIS IS MY VILLAIN ORIGIN STORY

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@nazzobetweeting

11 months

reminder that i’m built like this

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@nazzobetweeting

5 months

this is literally the best position and it’s not even close

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@nazzobetweeting

9 months

yall should buy me and @kerionmywayward drinks tonight btw . venmo @ nazbee

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@nazzobetweeting

11 months

for the record, he absolutely LOVED the tiramisu. said he was looking forward to it his entire shift and it was the most “perfectly balanced” tiramisu he’s ever had. then gave me a lil kiss at the bar. brb going to go end my life

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@nazzobetweeting

11 months

down so fucking bad for this man i’m bringing some of my homemade tiramisu to him at the bar during his shift. someone please sedate me

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2 years

@parasocialyte i feel like this is such a dramatic response to her video … missing one (1) thing about the suburbs doesn’t mean you want to leave the city lol

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2 years

this post-IUD pain is so fucking intense it better be worth it. i better be getting creampied every night for the rest of my life

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11 months

i was so painfully sexy in 2021 i can barely handle it. cannot believe i spent this era of my life getting my feelings hurt by men under 5’9

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9 months

me 🤝 the bathroom mirror at any bar

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7 months

not now honey, mommy’s busy drinking wine on the patio

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2 years

im getting stressed out thinking about how men store their penises during the day omg

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8 months

happy st. patrick’s day, can i be your lucky charm ? 🍀

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3 years

one of my managers said i play with my hair too much when i’m presenting and it’s just like ok i’m sorry you’re bald

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11 months

@ElaniKitten my ship is already sinking!!!!

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9 months

absolutely insane bookmark ratio

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@nazzobetweeting

10 months

girls who look like this and claim they are into sports to gain followers from men who are desperate and want easy clout

ten second cam 👻

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girls who look like this and claim they are into sports to gain followers from men who are desperate and want easy clout

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me coming home at 2am from the bars after getting 4 cocktails and 4 rounds of free shots

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3 months

happy saturday 🌻

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9 months

tgif, am i right ?

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1 year

me while the australian sun burnt me to a crisp

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10 months

happy to announce

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5 years

I wore this sweatshirt when I went outside today so parents wouldn’t let their kids anywhere near me. Unfortunately that did not work but I did get many compliments ! @MichaelaOkla @SheRatesDogs

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@citehchris LMAOOOOOOO THIS IS PERFECT

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@yeehawwoohoo well i am overdue for a nashville trip !

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i’m built like this btw

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everything makes me think of her

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8 months

forever i’m that girl 💘

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10 months

last night i found out i’ve been sleeping with a man who thought there was an entirely separate hole through which women give birth. he didn’t know that you give birth through the vagina. i’m in so much shock i still haven’t recovered from this conversation. i’m doomed

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5 months

peach day 🍑 ! oh sorry i meant beach* day ☀️

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2 years

@AngCooperman so you’re saying you had a choice and no one could force you to make a decision you didn’t want to make?

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11 months

my p*ssy

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wtf you juice with this

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@nazzobetweeting

8 months

hooked up with a guy i met on bumble all summer only to find out he was secretly MARRIED and when i called him out on having a wife by sending him his own wedding photos he told me “my assistant made a mistake”

eek! than 🕸️

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share a piece of lore about yourself

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2 years

@kayelporter @Backpainandwine an age minimum for a couple’s wedding is entirely appropriate and within the couple’s rights, there are age minimums in so many aspects of our social lives already like this is not some new or discriminatory practice

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@nazzobetweeting

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@BillRatchet Excuse me @Mike_Madonna