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@nazzobetweeting

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365 party girl

i’m everywhere i’m so julia
Joined May 2009
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asked a guy at the stadium to take a picture of me and he started flirting with me and i told him to text himself off my phone so we could hang out after the game and i just saw how he saved his contact lmao game recognizes game
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open the schools !!!!!
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zuzu⸆⸉ saw yoyok x long live
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doctor: you have 249 minutes to live me:
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modern day dating is making out at a bar one night and then just watching each other's instagram stories everyday until you die
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11 months
GUYS i just went to a bar to say hi to one of my bartender boyfriends and he literally went “so which of your other little boyfriends did you go see tonight? since i know you have one at every bar in this city.” NOOOOO I’VE BEEN CAUGHT !!!!!!!!!!
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your dog doesn’t belong in most indoor public spaces
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💫AstralWingz💫
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Opinions about pets/pet owners that’ll have you like this
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11 months
i told him “ok i gotta go, can i close my tab?” he goes “baby, you don’t have a tab here. get real.” he’s getting his **** ****** tonight for sure
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Naz
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GUYS i just went to a bar to say hi to one of my bartender boyfriends and he literally went “so which of your other little boyfriends did you go see tonight? since i know you have one at every bar in this city.” NOOOOO I’VE BEEN CAUGHT !!!!!!!!!!
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@alxcaesarion @arianaayyy Probably copied and pasted that response too 😂
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when i drink an IPA
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@Terror_Alarm
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⚧️🏳️‍⚧️THERE ARE MORE THAN 2 GENDERS.
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red flags list just dropped, let’s discuss
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do men even know what a 120 lb woman looks like
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gonna have a scale so that no woman over 120 lbs walks in
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BREAKING NEWS: a ship has, once again, gotten stuck in the Suez Canal 🤭 please keep a close eye on the situation! 😌
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it’s a bit nippy in london, innit !
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a guy i had raw sex with a couple months ago posting an instagram photo celebrating his 7 year anniversary with his girlfriend was not on my 2022 bingo card but, alas,
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that hot bartender will save you btw
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@drunkcspan he VERBATIM said that and also the guy he was talking about used to work with him at the same bar last month so they very much are friends 💀💀💀 i fucked up BAD
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@nazzobetweeting
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i don’t blame u guys for being obsessed w me
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@cmgwwe i’m also joking ! learn to giggle !
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@kayelporter @Backpainandwine kids should be allowed at bars and nightclubs too then, right? why have age restrictions on any social event, since to you, it’s the same as homophobia or racism?
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you guys don’t deserve to see this for free but i’m feeling generous tonight
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dry january means u can still do coke right ?
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@alyssamarie937 @Tarayaeger @reeselyndy87 @langleypemb @megandominiec do you not know what an American flag is? lmao @ Trump supporters
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got dressed for the night then thought it was a bit too slutty for the occasion and changed but you can enjoy the before pics
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the cops have machine guns. hope that helps
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For real how come there aren't more protests and riots about cost of living in the US.
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@BillRatchet oh that’s a good one, i’m going to add that to my red flag list
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idk who needs to hear this, but the answer to someone complaining about high rent prices in cities like NYC/SF etc. isn’t “just move to ohio, my rent is $xx” have you considered: no one wants to live in fucking ohio
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two things i never realized would be so common are 1. how many people do cocaine and 2. how many people fuck strangers raw
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@dizzlevols aren’t yall the “keep politics out of sports” crowd ?
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i am literally no better than a man
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Sydney Sweeney fans
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Sydney Sweeney thanking everyone for the show on SNL.
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@Orangulent i don’t mind office dogs 🥹 (as long as they’re agreed upon obv) it’s more in food service spaces i get so grossed out like why is your dog running around the grocery store sniffing my kale
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@MicheReports @bonethirty do you guys realize you don’t need to put every spice you own on every single dish? some spices work well when you’re looking for a specific flavor profile … i don’t want ginger or cumin in my marinara sauce. like be so forreal
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Naz
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down so fucking bad for this man i’m bringing some of my homemade tiramisu to him at the bar during his shift. someone please sedate me
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i look dumb hot today btw
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the bartender looked at us in disbelief when we asked for 20 guinnesses but we were NOT fuckin around
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someone just tried to “this you?” me with the hottest pic of me .... like bitch yes this is me!
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i live paycheck to paycheck, not because i’m underpaid, but because i’m fucking stupid
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unfortunately the guy i like recently followed me on twitter so now i can no longer be funny or a whore on here anymore
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i used to *think* i “don’t like children” but then i met people who legitimately do not. like. children. and realized i’m just a normal human who doesn’t want children of her own but values children in society and some ppl are psychos who literally fucking hate young humans
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rosie
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my honest truth is i DO think you have to like children. i think if you are a person who goes around saying you don’t like children that signals something very wrong with your soul and you should seek therapy about it.
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how do white boys decide if they’re going to spell their nickname “Zach” or “Zack”
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I'm gonna cry about this tweet while I sit in my car enjoying the greatest bagels, pizza, and pork roll while someone else pumps my gas
@itsBayzuh
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i hate that new jersey exists
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does anyone know why everyone is staring at me ?
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rent’s due
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simply insane tbh
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post a pic where your body was insane
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it’s freezing in this conference hall
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yeah, next question
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But do your titties sit pretty?
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when someone from new jersey goes to a gas station out of state
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iphone memories just showed me a picture of myself from 2020. no one fucking talk to me
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@krtnkv7 gymnastics has probably been the most popular olympic sport alongside swimming for americans for the last couple of olympics lol … like the fierce five were the talk of the olympics … mckayla maroney’s face was an internet meme sensation … i think you’re just a bit young lol
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i just *have* to be the sexiest girl at the michelin star steakhouse for some reason
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@mhmlinz i’m going to make a short film of this
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@SithL0rdJarJar men want tits and ass and 120 lb? tell me you’ve never seen a real life woman without it telling me
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there’s nothing exciting about today’s date for me because if i wanted to see a bunch of 2s i would just look back through my dating history
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a girl i’m friends with in nyc UNIRONICALLY reposted the kim kardashian “get off your ass and WORK” video going “yaaaas 👏🏽 meanwhile her dad pays her rent to live in a luxury building in manhattan. i was speechless lmfao
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hozier calling for a ceasefire in gaza and for a free palestine 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸 during his lolla performance
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Naz
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i simply NEED to know what a creampie feels like from the other side
@maizie_star
Maizie ⭐️
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I don’t have “penis envy” i just think it’d be nice to nut in somebody every once in a while
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umm hello @Delta i flew from JFK to LAX on friday and when i got to LA and opened my suitcase ALL OF MY PANTIES HAD BEEN STOLEN out of my checked bag so i have NO UNDERWEAR OR BRAS OR SOCKS FOR MY WHOLE TRIP AND SOME FREAK IS PROBABLY SNIFFING MY PANTIES RN CAN U HELP ME
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@Beeshrine i hate when my assistant accidentally hits up another girl that’s not my wife! will definitely cut into their holiday bonus.
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my favorite accessories <3
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MILF (man i’d like to forget)
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IT FINALLY HAPPENED GUYS MY FUCKING VIBRATOR DIED MERE SECONDS BEFORE I WAS GOING TO C*M I COULD MURDER SOMEONE RN THIS IS MY VILLAIN ORIGIN STORY
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reminder that i’m built like this
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this is literally the best position and it’s not even close
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yall should buy me and @kerionmywayward drinks tonight btw . venmo @ nazbee
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Naz
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for the record, he absolutely LOVED the tiramisu. said he was looking forward to it his entire shift and it was the most “perfectly balanced” tiramisu he’s ever had. then gave me a lil kiss at the bar. brb going to go end my life
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down so fucking bad for this man i’m bringing some of my homemade tiramisu to him at the bar during his shift. someone please sedate me
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@parasocialyte i feel like this is such a dramatic response to her video … missing one (1) thing about the suburbs doesn’t mean you want to leave the city lol
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this post-IUD pain is so fucking intense it better be worth it. i better be getting creampied every night for the rest of my life
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i was so painfully sexy in 2021 i can barely handle it. cannot believe i spent this era of my life getting my feelings hurt by men under 5’9
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me 🤝 the bathroom mirror at any bar
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not now honey, mommy’s busy drinking wine on the patio
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im getting stressed out thinking about how men store their penises during the day omg
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happy st. patrick’s day, can i be your lucky charm ? 🍀
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one of my managers said i play with my hair too much when i’m presenting and it’s just like ok i’m sorry you’re bald
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@ElaniKitten my ship is already sinking!!!!
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absolutely insane bookmark ratio
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girls who look like this and claim they are into sports to gain followers from men who are desperate and want easy clout
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@camilli_amilli
ten second cam 👻
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girls who look like this and claim they are into sports to gain followers from men who are desperate and want easy clout
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me coming home at 2am from the bars after getting 4 cocktails and 4 rounds of free shots
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happy saturday 🌻
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tgif, am i right ?
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me while the australian sun burnt me to a crisp
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Naz
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happy to announce
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I wore this sweatshirt when I went outside today so parents wouldn’t let their kids anywhere near me. Unfortunately that did not work but I did get many compliments ! @MichaelaOkla @SheRatesDogs
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@citehchris LMAOOOOOOO THIS IS PERFECT
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@yeehawwoohoo well i am overdue for a nashville trip !
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i’m built like this btw
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juni
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everything makes me think of her
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forever i’m that girl 💘
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last night i found out i’ve been sleeping with a man who thought there was an entirely separate hole through which women give birth. he didn’t know that you give birth through the vagina. i’m in so much shock i still haven’t recovered from this conversation. i’m doomed
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peach day 🍑 ! oh sorry i meant beach* day ☀️
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@AngCooperman so you’re saying you had a choice and no one could force you to make a decision you didn’t want to make?
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my p*ssy
@sefirozu
ronnie˚«
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wtf you juice with this
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hooked up with a guy i met on bumble all summer only to find out he was secretly MARRIED and when i called him out on having a wife by sending him his own wedding photos he told me “my assistant made a mistake”
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eek! than 🕸️
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share a piece of lore about yourself
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@kayelporter @Backpainandwine an age minimum for a couple’s wedding is entirely appropriate and within the couple’s rights, there are age minimums in so many aspects of our social lives already like this is not some new or discriminatory practice
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yankees won btw
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timeline cleanse after all this taylor swift and football talk . enough .
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when life gives you melons…wait i’m not sure that’s how that saying goes
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there’s something so humiliating about having to request to follow someone on instagram
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