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@MrMentionItAll Nothing was funnier than Kordell complaining about Miss Diane eating pizza in his room. I'm so glad she got under his skin 😌💅

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2 years

How many of us have been watching housewives since the absolute start? Like every season since the start of OC and every franchise added. I’m 38 and I’m 100% guilty of this. I’ve watched every damn franchise since it started. Just curious who else is in this club?

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@stassisbackhand Kenya and Cynthia fucking clowning and Porsha sincerely trying to not laugh is perfection tho

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When your mistress is classier than your wife 🥳 #rhobh

Prominent retired justice returns gifts from disgraced lawyer Tom Girardi, her ex-boyfriend

Justice Tricia A. Bigelow returned numerous gifts she received from Tom Girardi. Bigelow had been in a relationship with Girardi during his marriage.

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“The show went from silly humor about middle-aged women getting drunk and being delusional about their status and having funny, petty arguments, to Housewives investigating and doing opposition research and making up false story lines and leaking stories on each other

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she instructs. “Dance like your fucking lives depend on it.” “I just thought it was such a cringe moment,” says the former Housewife. “Because that’s the dynamic. Everyone just dances for Andy Cohen.”

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Let’s celebrate Kyle Richards hands since they are as pretty as her insides!

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I put the Quote from the article in the comments

Bye Wig Hello Drama

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Andy Cohen reveals to his "Andy Cohen Live" co-host, John Hill, that the anonymous former New York Housewife quoted in the recent New York Magazine feature is Carole Radziwell. #RHONY

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@acechhh I love your brother. What a menace 🥰🤩

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@burnergod77 @lvpdogs Statistics show men leave women when women are terminally ill but women stay with men when they are sick. My take away is I come first and never trust the man 🥳

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and trying to get one another fired,” says one former New York Housewife. After she was fired, she came across a widely circulated online video of Cohen’s baby shower in which Lisa Rinna encourages the Housewives to get up on the tables and dance. “Dance for Andy and his baby,”

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@BravoObsessed6 Candice. “Dragggggeeeddd” gives it away. I doubt this is true tho. I don’t think Askale was dynamic enough to replace her.

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3 years

My dog passed away last month and he was 15. My sister sent me puppy photos and I feel absolutely gutted. I miss him so much 😭

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1 year

I fell asleep early last night and watching VPR stuff now… James got a house without help from Bravo? He’s more of an adult than the rest of the cast. I said what I said. Good work James.

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@LoveCindyCee Dude said Lala was the voice of reason so like he's completely unreliable about why viewers are going to feel about stuff.

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4 months

Post a villain you love...

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@nosmokenomore I suspect this is taken out of context and seems really misogynistic and horrible. My guess is this an off the cuff comment meant to be funny. why criticize her over this when she's already going through shit? I don't even like her and this seems weird and shitty. Page six 🙄

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7 months

I can’t stop laughing at this #RHOM

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1 year

@TeresasForehea1 I think men miss tons of stuff for work all the time, and they aren’t saddled with people deliberately trying to make them feel guilty about it. And. A lot of working parents miss tons of stuff and I don’t judge them for it.

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@ThaJawnLex_ @doitmuvaaa People sleep on that, but that was like the best fucking moment she had on television probably ever. I love her for it

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@melissasnotanog I HATE THIS SO MUCH

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Just watched #RHOBH and Erika Jayne is like fully back to being an awesome and appropriate bad bitch. I am LIVING for this Erika and she’s carrying this season😍😭

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@beatmetotweet Candiace is way smarter and more articulate than Danielle. And I suspect Danielle would run away

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@perfect_bih Kandi is thrilled it’s a take with eating 😭😂

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I bought a jovani dress to wear to the opera and it’s fucking beautiful, but I think it might be a little too Vegas for the opera 😐 yay or nay?

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@yas_realitea Man she is 100% correct about Gizelle being lazy bringing nothing and being old and tired. I’m so sick of her. Robyn continually embarrasses herself but she has since season one episode one so nothing new there.

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@HaleyHope14 @Yuni_Kitten Andy’s racist. It’s so obvious

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@MarTEAnisEddy For someone who likes to “uplift other women” she shouldn’t be making plastic surgery digs and stereotypes

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Heather Gay calling out the Mormon Church is kind of giving me life right now. I appreciate her honesty #rhoslc

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@lemoncarcass “TERESA HELP YOUR BROTHER” 🤭🤭🤭🤭🥴🥴🥴🥴😂😂😂😂😂❤️❤️❤️❤️😆

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Camille from below deck looks exactly like Caroline from real housewives of Dubai, and has the same insufferable attitude too! It’s not cute on either of them 😌

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@davidevelasqu Thank you for this post. There's so much garbage that I'm confronted with daily that seeing stuff like this actually brings my spirit tremendous joy. Congratulations and your family seems absolutely incredible

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Why on earth would it matter if someone wanted to go on vacation early and fly first class? This is absolutely insane to me. I’d be mad af I didn’t think of it first but I sure af wouldn’t hate. These girls are on one #rhony

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@BravoObsessed6 I think the mother of these three has done a number on their heads and did a lot of divide and conquer with the children when they were growing up. They all seem incredibly enmeshed And it feels like Kyle is trying to rewrite/revise whatever childhood stuff that made her feel bad

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@BravoLain @blndhairblckhrt Her issues aside, I always sort of felt like she seemed like she won a radio contest to be on the show as a super fan

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@Andy I criticize you for a lot of bravo stuff 😬🤷‍♀️but I really sincerely appreciate you speaking your mind about politics and standing up for a free and safe America. You don’t have to use your platform this way so thank you.

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@moneyandy1218 @burnergod77 Statistically you are in the minority but this is a great way to feel about your partnership.

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@blndhairblckhrt Hear me out, if they are still doing “could of had a v8” I think it would be very funny…

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@Tea_witdre For all her faults I really align with Rinna when she’s heated about politics. I’ll miss that.

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@BravoObsessed6 PK is so wickedly funny. I find it hilarious personally 🤷‍♀️ “don’t worry about the brain, SAVE THE ANKLE”

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@JaysRealityBlog Where’s her energy for Robyn’s ridiculous arrangement? Shut up Gizelle for the love of God

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Monica opening up about her relationship with her mom and showing the dynamics of it was refreshing. I think this is a very relatable situation and one we haven’t seen on HWs before. #RHOSLC

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@irvingbmusic Candiace to Robyn “you embarrassed yourself” ❤️💕💕❤️😭😂❤️💕 YES SHE DID

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I had an amazing surprise party for my birthday complete with a custom Housewives Cake

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@joyrosenberg My dearest friend did this in January. It’s the WORST feeling. I hope she has found peace and I feel for Kyle. If anyone needs it here is the US national suicide hotline number. There’s always someone to talk to even at your worst moments 800-273-8255 ❤️‍🩹

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@heyyitsjared I think it bothers me so much when Gizelle dresses badly because she is soooooo beautiful. Teresa is pretty but she’s not on Gizelle’s level imho. I think it’s more jarring to see someone really beautiful have such terrible styling and taste level at that age.

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@BravoObsessed6 I’m gonna get blasted for saying this but Brielle is gonna have to pregnancy trap someone. I can’t see her successfully fooling someone into marriage.

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@lisavanderdump @ImWatchingBravo “Let’s cheers to that baby! Well maybe not for you, but I’ll drink to that” Jennifer Aydin is the BEST

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@llmunro Side note, please wear a helmet and please make sure it's tightened properly under the chin. I'm sure you wear one but just reiterating that your brain will be appreciative 🥳

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#freearchie #aspca

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Presented with the idea that she might participate in Frankel’s organizing, Williams said, “Fuck Bethenny Frankel. You think I’m going to let some white girl speak for me with my experience with a multibillion-dollar corporation?” 😍🎉

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My cactus blooms 5 days of the whole year but man what a show 🤩🎉

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@crankyboricua For those of us that have hated her for years this has been an awesome year. Masquerading as a champion for people when she embodies the grossest aspects of English "culture" and oozes misogyny. Uses animals to be relatable 😭

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@TheMightyZ2 @BienSur_JeTaime That’s terrible. I’m sorry that happened.

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You guys one of the people on that sub is a 19 year old kid with his dad 😭 like I understand this is all their own doing, but that’s basically a child. It’s so sad #OceanGate

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@joyrosenberg @BravoDucking So you know his kids were on MTV cribs right? They gave the world a tour of his home including his ACTUAL WIFE. Same time she was bragging about being with him. It was BIZARRE

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@ThisIsntMyPlate I use this clip a lot but I don’t care because it’s applicable for a lot of different things

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@JaysRealityBlog Marysol looks so fucking good omg 😭

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@TEYANATAYLOR looks so good Omg

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@philipdmcavoy @JBRylah @JesseCJones33 @ask_aubry I wonder if the University that he is claiming he went to wants to be associated with somebody who talks about raping women. I bet they are on Twitter

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@LoveCindyCee It's nice to see that neither one of them are dealing with their alcoholism and that they're both calling each other up to go party at château marmont. She's giggling about still wanting to fuck him and I guess we're all not supposed to be completely Repulsed.

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@thebravobabe_ @people Wow this is RICH. He sucks

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@itsmecc13 Because she’s grossly overestimated how funny and bright she is? That’s why she bugs me

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@DonnGunvalson She’s happiest when she’s acting smug

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@oh_chadwick So my guess is brow lift with upper blepharoplasty, chin implant, fat grafting and sculptra in her face, I suspect jaw filler as well, and the obvious lip filler. She looks great. She may have had face lift and neck lift as well but I can’t see a good pic of her neck to tell.

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@adrianasmojito Larsa even if it’s true we’re all like

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@That_Mean_Grl She’s my fav of the girls cause she has her own distinct look

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@BravoObsessed6 James but like i feel like he was awful to her. I’m glad they are broken up.

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@NeedPinotGrigio @AndyCohenBadEYE Teddi isn’t relatable and she’s judgemental. Plus boring. I see why people don’t like her. Marge is hilarious even if you don’t like her. That currency of being funny goes a long way

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@LoveAndyC I am more shocked at how many people are defending this. it’s sexual assault. I get that in 1988 being abusive was funny but it’s 2024 and if someone exposed you fully naked on a television show with your genitals hanging out I think you’d have a right to be pissed.

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@BravoObsessed6 Smoke em if you got em. If her landlord is happy and she is then I hope they are having fun.

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@VERONASFILMS This is so cute 😭💕

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@SonjasTownhouse @ohchadwick

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@nosmokenomore @enews This is like considerably worse than their best list which is also not correct. Jennie openly racist not being the worst? Wtf did Kimberly do besides be a brave cancer patient? Like e is really on one.

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@MarTEAnisEddy I think this really shows her age too… feels like how old people would insult someone

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@LouisStaples Leah McSweeny is fun and didn’t ruin RHONY

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@MrMentionItAll This looks great after just 9 days. Shes still swollen so when that goes down she's going to look insanely snatched

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@JustinPolls7 I mean I Fucking live Marge. I don’t care. She is funny

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@BravoObsessed6 I honestly think they are both so vanilla they actually enjoy each other’s boring company. Also I think Kyle likes a relationship where the hierarchy will never be upended.

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@bravoandyalt the funny thing is I get the feeling that very few people actually read that article. it wasn't that good but in addition like he fucking gave it life! No one was talking about that burn. He literally brought it up and named Carol and now everybody knows and agrees with her

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@mrmsdmnr No. But they are so unlikeable no one cares at this point. It’s really hard for people to empathize with you or take your side when you refused to have even a modicum of empathy for anybody else and openly act hostile to others.

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@BravoObsessed6 I think this look is hot but the set is a hot mess and everything looks cheap with that shit in the background. This however is one of the best looks for Shannon in years. I love it.

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@lifebyolivia @TherealCANDIACE Part of me thinks Ashley probably knows, orchestrates this with him, and is at home grinning about it like a weirdo. Any time on the show where she should exhibit disgust with his awful behavior she sits there and smirks at the viewers smugly so like who knows what they do alone

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@meghanmcd12 Exactly

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@libra10584 I watched this, saw that tweet and was like what the fuck??? Kourtney DOMINATED her little sister. I don’t care what anyone say’s Kourtney easily won.

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@caroline_dubai @LoveAndyC It’s cool she apologized to you. I’d like an apology for being called a pussy since I didn’t do anything except watch the show so until she apologizes to the viewers I’m not ready to move on. Does viewers pay her bills so it’s just like a gross attitude to have🤷‍♀️

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@BravoObsessed6 It’s Jill zarin. I saw the documents somewhere online earlier today

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Also this is some bullshit that Queen Vicki isn’t at Shannon’s Taco Party #RHOC

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@FlowerTunnel13 @Porsha4real I gotta give her credit for retweeting this. It’s funny and im glad she has a sense of humor 😂

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@SuttonsRoller So she cares so much about her children that they make posts saying that the only time they can have received any type of security is from their therapist and that their mother will never help them? Just wanna make sure those are the same children

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@HeatherDumbrow Terry seems funnier to me. I think Lenny is technically better looking but I just like Terry 🤷‍♀️

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Excited to see this tonight. I love seeing a movie before general release 🥳 Teyana Taylor looks so talented

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Experience the unbreakable bond between mother and son. #AThousandAndOne is only in theaters March 31.

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@TeddiMellencamp @TwoTsPod Does Tom Sandoval still own those shoes and if so can you ask him to throw them away? Thanks!

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@LizTVLiz1 I love golden egg head riled up Dorit

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@soberandgay I feel when you find a healthy group and you lean in it really can be the best. I'm really glad you asked and received the support you needed ❤️

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@pettiestHWfan @Realitytvguru13 The last clip about Evan and Jackie my eyes damn near popped out of my head. I hope Jackie hears this and wakes up. I actually feel bad for her.

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@TheRHPolls @vgunvalson @TamraJudgeOC @BravoTV @Andy Vicky Even asking this question is like