I have an interesting mind and smell like an island slut.. and yea we talk shit here but we do it classy; behind ppls backs. It's for fun not feels chill bb
Shout-out to Chef Ileisha. The first chef on ANY Below Deck franchise to have zero complaints about the food from guests, zero altercations with her chief stew, and zero temper tantrums. GOAT behavior
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I am so here for the verbal massacre Utah Lauren and the other grifters are receiving after the finale ๐คญ๐คญ That didn't play out the way you thought it would, did it bLah-bLah ๐คฃ๐คฃ
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Scheana is HEAVILY implying on her podcast that they were basically threatened by production to end the show if Ariana/Tom wouldnt film together. Essentially saying none of it is real contradicting her bff Lala's closing monologue. Her desperation is bout to get her
It was totally Sandoval who coerced Rachel into the restraining order, not her PR. He wanted to control the narrative and thought that would stop her from doing the reunion. The moment I saw him say "I heard Scheana on speaker say 'I punched that bitch' " I knew it
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Serious question tho: How can
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continue when the reality is we're all realizing we don't actually like any of the characters anymore bc we finally see them all for the cheesy douchebags they are irl so how do we move forward if we don't care?
Now that Scheana is admitting to produced/scripted scenes, I'd like to petition that Lala and Scheana not be allowed to join
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cast or only as barely there "friend-ofs" I love that the Valley newbs arent seasoned enough to be performative and over produced
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Lala wasn't sorry for being a piece of shit back in the day bc it was alcohol, then she wasn't sorry for being a POS bc Rand manipulated her, now she's not sorry for being a POS bc she has a child
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The surprise finale viewing thing felt like Bravo's way of saying "fuck you Ariana nobody even likes you" and that paired with their failed attempt at forcing Sandoval's redemption was just really fucking gross coming from Andy and Bravo
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Oh lawd Cedric the Entertainer stealing jokes from Designing Women ๐๐๐ y'all really need to start believing Katt Williams bc his receipts be receipting fr fr
Brock believes Rachel sent a post card to Sandy bc she wants Ariana to read it since Ariana said she won't open the mailed letters. SAVAGE!!
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Summer House reunion Pt2 was a carbon copy of all of S11 of Pump Rules and now I believe what Sheana said about Alex Baskins. Production ordered Andy and the cast to punish Lindsay for outing the blatant plan Carl and producers conspired and the puppets surely danced as directed
Seriously tho why TF doesn't Erin ever have food at her parties? Her party looked expensive as shit but then handed out 3 pigs in a blanket for ppl to split. What's her problem
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The noise Lala is making about all this feels more self serving than anything...alot of "stay tuned for ME" "I'M not a Mistress" "I'M about to go off" etc
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Watching Howie Mandel justifying ugly lizard boy and complimenting him over and over and talking about how hot Rachel is. That's what kind of guy Howie truly is. He's not a good guy he's a guy guy. Howie's embarrassing himself rn. His podcast is a fucking joke
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He had to have been invited or a paid extra because he was wearing gold and black just like everyone else...anybody find out he is? Did he get charged for assault? ๐โ
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