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2 months
RIP early seasons of VPR stassi schroeder you would have loved mean girls by charli xcx
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Thinking a film based on a book by Colleen Hoover could win an Oscar might be even more insane
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blake lively thinking she’s EVER getting an oscar is so insane
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3 months
Kim Fields gotta be the worst housewife of all-time…. The “no makeup” brunch being the perfect example
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14 days
This is absolutely taking me out like okayyy marketing
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@stassisbackhand
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2 months
Got a little bit TOO high before work this morning
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@stassisbackhand
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2 months
Inside Out 3 but it’s the inside of my brain after watching too much housewives
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@stassisbackhand
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4 months
I’m tired of Lala saying Ariana moved on too fast…. like Tom moved on WHILE they were still dating
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@stassisbackhand
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2 months
Happy National Stassi Schroeder Birth Day to all who celebrate
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@stassisbackhand
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3 months
Need to know ASAP if this is only when he is physically there at the bar or if he is on-call for shrimp peeling like a neurosurgeon
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the morally corrupt faye webster
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guys should i pay an extra $2.95 to let jax do the peeling
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@stassisbackhand
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It’s so obvious
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@BravoTV
Bravo
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Name a non-Housewives Bravoleb who would thrive on Real Housewives.
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1 month
Luann’s face card here is insane like omg ya habibi
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@stassisbackhand
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6 months
We used to be a REAL COUNTRY
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@stassisbackhand
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3 months
Nene catching Gregg up on Puerto Read-co 😭 I miss them so bad
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@stassisbackhand
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2 months
Putting on housewives and hitting pen
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@NoContextBrits
No Context Brits
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What are you doing in this situation?
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This is genuinely the most relatable thing in the world to me right now
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To the untrained eye, this may be seen as cruel or lacking remorse. But to me (very wise) that’s my mother like she just keeps it real. Invented standing on business
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6 months
This comment on Sonja’s photo PLEASEEEEE
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3 months
Historical Imagery: Nene Leakes rides the subway for the first time (2012)
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@stassisbackhand
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6 months
Hopped off the plane at LAX with my dream and my cardigan
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@stassisbackhand
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8 months
I know everyone saying “I need ____ on The Traitors” …. But like I need them on The Traitors
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@stassisbackhand
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4 months
Omg if you hate women - this is your week!!!!!
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@BravoWWHL
Watch What Happens Live!
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NEXT WEEK on #WWHL 🥳
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@stassisbackhand
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Hearing that there will be no cast transfers from Vanderpump Rules to The Valley… the world is healing
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The way Summer House is having its best season yet and it’s all because the girls are actually getting along and supporting each other
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Made this Real HouseBangs edit for absolutely no reason
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2 months
Lindsay partnering with Kleinfeld Bridal to sell all her dresses and give all the money to a women-focused charity… that’s Mother
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2 months
Seated for the debate!
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POV you’re waiting for your Uber and get to have a hang with bestie….. I’m SHAKING
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@stassisbackhand
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18 days
Still can’t believe they took one of our most brilliant comedic minds away from us 💔
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4 months
There is something so sinister about the Tom’s and Jax being on the loose single and ready to terrorize women across the nation
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@stassisbackhand
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3 months
Credit card got hacked AGAIN by the same person in Amsterdam
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4 months
My credit card being hacked right now by someone in Amsterdam
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@stassisbackhand
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28 days
She was the baddest. He was the realest
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@stassisbackhand
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8 months
Wait - so Jen Shah filed a cease and desist against Monica for realityvontease2 in 2021? 👀 And we’re supposed to believe Heather didn’t know? 🤨 #RHOSLC
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@stassisbackhand
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3 months
Kristen Doute edit to “Who’s Afraid of Little Old Me” because I understand her
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@stassisbackhand
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4 months
Tired of pretending everything is alright…
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5 months
POV you look up your estranged father who abandoned you and married a reality star who is still promoting her auto-tuned song from 2013 and this is the video and picture you find
@nosmokenomore
Bye Wig Hello Drama
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Brock Davis’ Coachella looks! #PumpRules #Coachella
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Monica leaving Beauty Lab & Laser after getting lip filler for free for the 65th time
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@stassisbackhand
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3 months
Go Larsa Hey guys Uh- Hey guys I’m Larsa Pippen 💁🏽‍♀️ And I’m Marysol Patton 💁🏼‍♀️ and welcome to the first ever watch-
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@stassisbackhand
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Can’t stop listening to this song and playing the bratmona edit inside my head
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@stassisbackhand
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Kristen Doute’s meticulously curated 2016 Instagram aesthetic…. She really is the people’s princess
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@stassisbackhand
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4 months
Me after my lobotomy:
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@nosmokenomore I'd like to see LaLa and Schwartz get together. By far the two most intelligent members of the group.
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@stassisbackhand
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So there’s this cultured intelligent queen named Porsha Williams
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@stassisbackhand
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3 months
Did you all really think Ariana and Katie were opening a damn Jersey Mike’s??? You can go get your triple meat supreme somewhere else and leave the girls alone
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@stassisbackhand
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What could she possibly need another book to discuss I’m sorry
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@stassisbackhand
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If you think these two are “girl’s girls” then you can stay far away from me
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Larsa….. Mama let’s do some research
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All my homies HATE Janet
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@stassisbackhand
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Litrally cannot understand how anyone finds her funny I’m sorry! I’m happy for y’all I am but I just do not get it
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Awkward
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Why he kinda look like Tamra Judge
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Carl Radke found guilty on 34 counts
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Literally want to kick him so bad
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Why does this have me lowkey emotional… like that’s really mother she’s raised me
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Whitney Rose goes for drive while listening to her favorite artist, Charli XCX, who she has been supporting since “Boom Clap”
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The cinematic parallels here
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@stassisbackhand
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Happy Sunday
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The wheels on the bus:
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@stassisbackhand
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HAPPY ANGIE K DAY
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5 months
Sending this to my friends when I’m not sure what I said or did the night before
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@stassisbackhand
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Coworker just asked me “but how do you know” and this image immediately flashed through my mind as if I was seeing a vision
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@stassisbackhand
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Thinking about this fuck ass bun again
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Who are 2 people that actually did match each others freak?
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The filter + imagining her sitting in her hotel room learning this over and over……. Im embarrassed. Every tongue that rises against Luann de Lesseps shall FALL
@LarsaLegend
Cocaine Barbie 💗
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Bethenny responds to Luann 😫 It’s crazy how the cardi lyrics really pertain to bethenny 🤣
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Sutton pulled up in this fuck ass bun mad as hell ready to call Teddi boring 😭 I have to laugh
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Not Brooks Marks and Riley Burress walking into the Countess Luann Drag Show and cameras are rolling omfg
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The B in Brat stands for Bobbie Rose btw
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How to achieve RHONY enlightenment:
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Oh to get a lesson in gay lingo from Cynthia Bailey
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Lindsay really said do NOT get me confused with Carl “Veneers” Radke
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The way LVP and Patricia are the same person in different fonts (geriatrics riddled by internalized misogyny)
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Me on Thursday nights
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You've been hit by— You've been struck by— A smooth criminal
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This interaction between Kyle and Stassi/Stowsy will never not be funny. Lowkey Steve Jobs Summer may be the move this year…
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Dr. Sheree Whitfield Academy is now accepting new students
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The way Shannon literally destroyed Alexis like baby you can’t read the doll
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Tom Sandoval is literally so vile and low-down I will never watch a show that has him on it again and if I ever see him in the streets it will be ON SIGHT
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The way Ariana literally can’t stop winning
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Everybody say THANK YOU ELIZABETH VARGAS
@RatingsBravo
Bravo Ratings
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#RHOC 🍊 S18E06 - 0.747 million viewers (0.18 18-49 demo) *season high*
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You’ve got a fast car I’ve got a plan to get us out of here
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I think I was put on this earth to defend misunderstood women on reality television… I feel such purpose
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In honor of RHOSLC trailer release day… Whitney Rose x Von Dutch ❄️
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Does she literally ever shut the fuck up
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Thee Cuntess Luann
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Lisa ignoring Whitney here 😭😭 she really does not GAF
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It’s always two dumb bitches telling each other “no exactlyyyyy”
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Idc I love Rinna so much
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This picture choice for that caption is KILLING me
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My credit card being hacked right now by someone in Amsterdam
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Girl, you’re so from Connecticut
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🚨 #TheTraitors Update: my sources are telling me this morning’s cast announcement is a ruse to hide the REAL season 3 cast, which is pictured below:
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She’s sooo an empath and a truth teller. Those who understand Kristen Doute have an enlightened state of mind and I hope one day you can all join me
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That hat tight as hell I know she had to holla at some advil
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1 actress, 4 roles
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@RadziwillLee
Lee Radziwill
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1 actress, 4 roles
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It’s still wild to me that Lizzie chewed Tamra up here, better than anyone else arguably ever has on RHOC, and then didn’t even get another season as a full-time housewife 😭 Tamra voodoo is too strong
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Gina so clearly jealous of Jenn because she’s found a way to consistently serve looks and face even while broke, something Gina herself still cannot hack
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And there it is!!!!! Kyle Cooke you will begin to cough in 3 days or something more sinister if I get to you first
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Thinking of going on a little road trip today with my girls 😍 Who should drive??
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I just know Vicki is feeling extra powerful today
@PopCrave
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Today is National Financial Awareness Day.
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