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@mrmsdmnr

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@mrmsdmnr
crisis brooks
8 months
angie k at the finale dinner #rhoslc
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crisis brooks
2 years
my favorite RHOA trope is when they drag each other apart and then get randomly upset when someone says bitch
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1 year
2 and a half hours into oppenheimer
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crisis brooks
3 years
my obsession with real housewives is no different than most of america’s obsession with sports and i’ll die on that hill
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crisis brooks
3 years
real housewives as a concept is genuinely hilarious cuz literally all they do is eat, drink and destroy each other’s lives
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crisis brooks
8 months
this video is making me stan her omg
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8 months
Her laugh before posing
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crisis brooks
1 year
is it just me or is bree kinda one of the strongest housewives across all franchises…like she literally carried Wisteria Lane on her back, feuded with all the other wives and WON, and she’s incredibly open about her life and her solo storylines were the strongest on the show.
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crisis brooks
3 years
#RHOSLC is like housewives on crack. it’s like they took every housewives trope and maxed it out to 100. i’m loving it but is it sustainable?
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crisis brooks
1 year
gina using her work phone
@queensofbravo
Queens of Bravo
1 year
Not Chili’s wanting the #RHOBH tea 😭🇺🇸
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crisis brooks
3 years
this is a candid actually
@lefteyeramon
Ramona’s Left 👁️
3 years
“Her dumb family that poses” - Lisa Barlow Also Lisa Barlow: #RHOSLC
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crisis brooks
4 years
i cant believe #RHOSLC edited this out of the trip
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crisis brooks
9 months
just got emailed uber receipt from last night
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crisis brooks
3 years
this is really one of the best promo shoots of all time…the best since rhop 5…
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crisis brooks
10 months
crystal ate the fuck out of this omfg.
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Marilyn
10 months
Is this how nerds felt during the avengers movie
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3 years
the Kenyan government rn:
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Veenia
3 years
Kenya changed her Insta name to just @ Kenya…iconic me thinks #RHOA
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crisis brooks
4 years
@vealat @yvesyeri i read it. she didn’t need to mention any names. it also had nothing to do with her argument...next.
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crisis brooks
3 years
somehow every fake rumor on #RHOSLC is actually true
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crisis brooks
4 years
the way that even the “boring” east coast HWs would eat up any west coast HW on any given day
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crisis brooks
3 years
jennie really ruined the best hw season we’ve had in years…,
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crisis brooks
3 years
CRYSTALLLLLLL
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crisis brooks
3 years
she is GORGEOUS omg…
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crisis brooks
1 year
when housewives swear on their families lives while they’re lying 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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1 year
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2 years
i think it’s time we talk about her
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2 years
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crisis brooks
4 years
@LOVELYTAEY9NG @soloeijirou @yvesyeri so why name drop the other artists? most of them black?
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crisis brooks
3 years
the face u make when you know your second season diamond is secured #RHOBH
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3 years
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crisis brooks
2 years
saying this on camera was crazy
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Real Bravoholic
2 years
she clocked her entire life
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crisis brooks
9 months
covid is when i really got into housewives. i was so bored that i made a ranked list of every housewife from every american city. ana was ranked last.
@about_bravo
It’s About Bravo
9 months
Anna Quincoces cameo!! 👀 #RHOM
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crisis brooks
2 years
sutton stracke
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crisis brooks
3 years
@charles_jensen
SPLICE OF LIFE out now 🎉
3 years
What’s a line delivery you’ll never forget?
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crisis brooks
1 year
the last chicken at the mcdonald’s factory
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crisis brooks
3 years
idg how ur a housewives fan but hate teresa tbh 😭
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crisis brooks
3 years
heather when gina hosts the first group event at T.G.I. friday’s #RHOC
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2 years
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crisis brooks
3 years
guys ppl are allowed to fight with garcelle that’s the point of the show
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crisis brooks
3 years
ur gonna make fun of marlo for being a ‘felon’ while fighting for criminal justice reform....you cant make this up
@BravoWWHL
Watch What Happens Live!
3 years
"So listen, when a felon with a lisp says to not speak her name, I'm not gonna speak on a felon." @Porsha4Real #WWHL
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crisis brooks
1 year
housewives with the best story arcs - in no particular order
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crisis brooks
3 years
eden was kinda right about everything #RHOBH
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crisis brooks
3 years
WHY DID ASHLEY GO BACK INTO CANDIACE’S HOUSE A THIRD TIME LMFAOOOOO
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3 years
she’s too pretty
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crisis brooks
3 years
watching the last episode of BH, my sis didn’t say a single word. i’m crying.
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crisis brooks
3 years
i would like to see them go at it
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crisis brooks
2 years
kinda feel like everyone’s jumping to conclusions about the website shutting down tonight
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3 years
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@queensofbravo
Queens of Bravo
3 years
Teresa: “Who’s more popular?” Nothing. But. Facts! #RHUGT
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crisis brooks
2 years
one if my favorite things about *newer* housewives is seeing them start to actually play the game, larsa is really doing great things for the franchise
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crisis brooks
3 years
this whole reunion is underrated
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crisis brooks
3 years
this tweet was supposed to encourage kandi praise not nene hate im so sick
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crisis brooks
2 years
i love how all the husbands are completely reflective of who they’re married to
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crisis brooks
2 years
who discovered lenny cheating?
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crisis brooks
10 months
i think all the girls hate crystal because she has a happy marriage. NONE. like literally NONE of the other women can relate… #RHOBH
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crisis brooks
2 years
am i the only one who thinks producers have something against melissa this season? first, they give her an embarrassing tagline that makes no sense, then they cut down her center feud with her daughter, and now they sat her at the end of the couch at the reunion?!?!
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crisis brooks
3 years
garcelle is so messy 😭
@ThePeachReport
The Peach Report
3 years
Garcelle with Lisa at a fundraiser at Tom Tom! Thinking about the power THIS duo would’ve had! 😍 #RHOBH
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1 year
i’m sorry but lisa’s body in this scene???? YESSSSSSS
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crisis brooks
3 years
love seeing kenya happy
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crisis brooks
3 years
sutton stans the new LVP stans
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crisis brooks
2 years
candiace probably handling her takedown season the best of all time
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crisis brooks
1 year
she’s really the most naturally funny person alive like this clip doesn’t get old
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Queens of Bravo
1 year
Only Nene Leakes could give us 6 different memes in 35 seconds
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crisis brooks
1 year
omg remember last season of atlanta when they put vibrating underwear on so that their husbands could make them orgasm during a broadway show?
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crisis brooks
1 year
like slc is a parody of housewives (in the best way)
@SBoushahri
Sultan Boushahri
1 year
This is CAMP at its finest. ❄️ #RHOSLC
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3 years
she may be a doctor, but do not test her patience #RHOM
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crisis brooks
3 years
cuz they do drugs? 💀💀💀 wait until u hear about rhony
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crisis brooks
2 years
me when i have to sing poker face by lady gaga at karaoke but i kinda forgot the words
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2 years
@yolandafister love how she’s so unbothered in these one on ones cuz she knows the audience is gonna be on her side 😭 queen
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crisis brooks
2 years
i think this is my favorite hw friendship at the moment maybe ever
@TeresaUpdates
Teresa Giudice Updates
2 years
Teresa celebrating @JenniferAydin birthday this past weekend😍 #RHONJ
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crisis brooks
3 years
i love that every mary scene is literally just her hanging out with and then dragging one of her family members 😭 #RHOSLC
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crisis brooks
3 years
if bravos gonna do anything is hire a poc after a racism scandal
@dorindadeadly
Dorinda Deadly
3 years
#RHOSLC Season 3 Newbies, Tyna Edwards and Angie Katsanevas (roles not confirmed) ❄️
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crisis brooks
8 months
this is funny because this isn’t even the first finsta storyline on rhoslc
@dantommorrison
dan morrison
8 months
stunning finale but this has to be the first and last time a fan makes it onto the cast
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9 months
crystal just cleared tf out of dorit omg #rhobh
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crisis brooks
2 years
All Hail the Queen of Peacock!!! #TheTraitorsUS #RHUGT
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2 years
the RHOBH cast vs whoever gets paid the most that season
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10 months
asking my aunt at Thanksgiving if she’s a lesbian
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asking my family at Thanksgiving dinner who they’d like to throw off the wagon
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1 year
the photos she has up 😭
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crisis brooks
1 year
we need to defend new rhony
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2 years
this photo is so funny
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crisis brooks
2 years
the way i still don’t know who john mellencamp is
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crisis brooks
3 years
I’m covid positive and BS negative
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this was so camp
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2 years
noella and jen joining rhoc this season
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3 years
lisa barlow stan card laminated and set in the permanent deck. yup, she’s up there with the greats
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@queensofbravo
Queens of Bravo
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Whitney explaining her photo with Jennie #RHOSLC
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just realized wendy has had a first seat at a reunion before candiace
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crisis brooks
10 months
slc is super entertaining but it won’t be REAL to me until all of the women honestly explain what their relationships with jen shah were. like how did she have so much power and influence over these fully adult ppl before she was even on the show…
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crisis brooks
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jennifer aydin really had an A+ reunion performance....i think she may now have to be in the top five...
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crisis brooks
3 years
crystal FRONT and CENTER
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crisis brooks
2 years
gretchen has had the same amount of seasons as gina and emily with alexis having one less. wow.
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crisis brooks
8 months
are we ready for #RHOBH next week? sources are staying crystal is about to lay down another one of her most vicious and LETHAL reads. i’m not ready
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crisis brooks
3 years
the whole tl stanning crystal
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crisis brooks
3 years
this is a first :’)
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crisis brooks
1 year
that messy ass couple in high school that always fought before first period
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@JustinPolls7 @ThePeachReport them not taking drew seriously is my favorite part 😭
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crisis brooks
3 years
karen is absolutely reaching with gizelles ray comment but we can’t act as if gizzy hasn’t been coming at karen ever since season 1 lmao
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