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Eating zyns like potato chips since 2023. PROUD customer of spectrum mobile. 2x twitter poker champion.

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He’s in a wheelchair (he’s sick) he uses it to pop wheelies (he’s sick)
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@smugdoug0988
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Just divorced my work wife for one of the interns
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Me at approximately 7:30 am every morning
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Feeling like myself again
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Dating in your 20s is the exact opposite of little Caesar’s pizza. If they’re hot they’re not ready and if they’re ready they sure ain’t hot.
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Today I am both the unstoppable force and the immovable object
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POV: you make eye contact with me at my desk
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Just ripped the hardest vlookup of my fucking life literally shaking rn
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@DougyWoody Douglas where were you when I needed you most
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@whotfisjovana Oh yeah
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8:45pm at the desk and you open your zyn can to realize it’s empty.
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@DanManCarney Hey man! These are actually popping up all over the country. They’re called “interstates.” How fun!
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“Did you just type random shit into the model and go get drinks?”
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$250 worth of groceries, what is happening to America?
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@eastvillageguy EVG, Thank you for showing me what life is truly about when you drove me through Italy in your Lambourghini. It meant a lot when you showed me your farm where you adopt old dogs and carry them to the end of their lives with love. I really appreciate it.
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Double: espresso Double: zyns Double: monitors Single: me
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@HighyieldHarry I think notifying those he works with via firm wide email (most efficient - don’t want to waste their time) is best practice. Had an intern do this and it mitigated any worry we had
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The double zyn and large coffee to toilet pipeline
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Dude if Hunter Biden hasn’t heard about zyns yet he’s gonna fucking freak when he does
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Firing off “You ups?” during afters at 3:89 am
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Zyns Longcut
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@expansionfool
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Live footage of me fucking up at work while overdosing on zyns
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Re-reading old messages between my favorite ex-situationship and I
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“You shouldn’t drink on a weeknight” “Beer is going to ruin your recovery” Do you realize how fucking stupid you sound rn?
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@camiadeluca It’s 12:12 pm and I have already: - thrown up my McGriddle - taken a hangover nap - regretted things I said last night - packed 3 zyns All without leaving my bed. Grow up!!
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4 months
What do you know about Costco Roblox gift card arbitrage?
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1 year
Just so you know all your friends are annoyed with you. You got way too drunk last night and said some bad stuff. It’s way worse than you think.
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I am a freight train going Mach 10 rn
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Your emails will always be there. Your computer will always be there. But this night? Here now, but gone tomorrow, so… Be hungover at work tomorrow 🫵🏼
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Belly scratches for the sweetest boy of all 🥰
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Me looking at my 8 year old son trying to figure out who drank the 30 beers I bought yesterday
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@collin_vig No
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@vanhaley_yt Depression
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@Alt_Acc0un1 >:(
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10 months
Me drinking a bud light: I literally could not give a fuck. I’d like to see someone try and say something to me rn. Me seeing some else drink a bud light: lol. Gay?
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1 year
Shower beer and a shower zyn, call that a shower win
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Fuck a zyn
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Boy math is blacking out at dinner because it’s your first date
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Gotta give the mouse some belly scratches cause he works hard
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BREAKING: Reports show that I’m gonna get wicked hammered tonight
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Unbelievable that I actually do feel better when I workout and drink a gallon of water during the day as opposed to when I drink 5 coffees and have 6 zyns for breakfast and lunch.
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we need a pride flag for unemployed people
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🚨🚨 THEY’RE LEAKING THE PARTY CHATS 🚨🚨
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JUST IN: The 🇺🇸 SEC has charged a former Goldman Sachs employee with insider trading, alleging he used Xbox 360 chats to pass insider information.
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After having a few drinks, I am very excited and grateful to announce that I will be operating heavy machinery later tonight. A big thank you to all who have encouraged, supported, and bought me drinks along the way. It truly takes a village!
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Me after one of my tweets gets 5 likes and one “banger” in the gc
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Lake Michigan? More like droopy poopy wiener lake am I right?
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Man fuck this I’ll see y’all on the other app 😒
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Snuck out of the office for a quick 9
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One like and I’ll catch a fucking fish
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I am a 23 year old man who just did the walk of shame AMA
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You think you’re better than me or somethin’?
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IF YOU WANNA WIN, YOU GOTTA ZYN!!!!
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If you didn’t like You don’t deserve me at my Me at my
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1 year
Top 5 steak sides: 1. Mashed potatoes 2. Fries 3. Loaded baked potato 4. Cooked broccoli 5. Mac and cheese Honorable mention: 12 miller lites
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They said “Doug what the hell are you thinking you can’t cancel all of your plans just to stay home and play RuneScape while you drink 100 beers” You know what I said? I said “Fuck you, watch this”
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Well my friend Waka canceled my X premium I was using which unfortunately means I am revoking Jubilee Jim’s access to my OnlyFans account. Good guy. Hate to see him caught in the crossfire.
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@BeansBulletsBTC These are unfortunate and reactionary consequences to the formula indeed
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Rage bait
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On a date with a vet tech… this girl has taken a selfie with ever pet she put down. 204 photos!!!
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Check this shit out
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7 months
1,300,892 likes and I’ll chug this like a beer
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Reasons why I’m single
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reasons why I’m single
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I have 433 followers and I wish you all a good year
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Strava mems are 10,000x worse than snap mems of ur ex. I am +35 lbs since this run 3 years ago.
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1 year
Just got off the phone with big capitalism and they said ur not working hard enough
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@freudianslippie I’d switch to 3mg zyns before I switch to threads
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Have fun with your DUMBsecco!
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Do y’all fuck with me be fr
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What I would do to be home from school sick on double xp weekend during prime MW2 right now
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1 year
Took @zyn_addict ‘s advice and got a zyntern and he scooped me these?? What the fuck.
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What a fucking idiot 🤣🤣
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Red Panda gets scared by a rock😭
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Not even gonna open my computer today
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10 months
Dating history: - laptop (needy) - 3 mg zyns (grunge phase) - 6 mg zyns (angel) - two monitors (at the same time) - gold tops (another angel)
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The summer cut is going great! I drank 1,692 calories in 4 hours last night
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5 months
Now that I have 500 followers I will be drinking 500 beers live on spaces
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How it feels trying to use my MacBook from college
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Mad max but it’s me in excel drinking coffee with a zyn in
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Peaking
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@blondesnmoney
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11 months
Looking at the texts I sent my ex last night
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@eastvillageguy Thanks, EVG. I couldn't have done it without the help of your million dollar training service of which you own 100% of. Not to mention letting me stay in one of your multiple East Village apartments (the best neighborhood in NYC).
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@blockhim2024 It’s true I’m on the dating apps
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Why do I work out? Quite simple, really. I don’t want to be MUSCULAR. I don’t want all the LADIES. I want to be able to DRINK ONE MILLION BEERS and NOT WORRY ABOUT IT!
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11 months
Using tongue when kissing the homies Goodnight isn’t weird
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Sunday funday
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1 year
🫵🏼 be hungover at work tomorrow
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Me when they kick me off the stage at Chuck E. Cheese’s for trying to fight the anamatronics
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Me & the fellas trying to fill the empty void after a long day at work
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11 months
Forget to ask permission, so I am here to ask forgiveness. Is it alright if I tapped in?
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Brought half a dozen donuts in for me and a coworker and she only ate one
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5 months
Boy dinner!! (I am allergic to light)
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8 months
14 miller lites 8 cigarettes 4 weather app checks 0 bitches talked to No Scorigami. That score has happened 2,038 times before, most recently on December 30th, 2023.
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3 months
Full disclosure I can kick flip and could probably rock a treflip again if given 30 min to try
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3 months
If I could rollerblade I would never take them off. I would be rollerblading to bed. Picking you up for our first date on rollerblades. Putting rollerblades on my rollerblades to go rollerblading.
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Just farted and burped felt like a screenshot
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10 months
Tapped. Losing in chel. Shut the laptop a few hours ago. Was deathly hung titties this morning. Dunkin revived me. I’ve drank over 150 oz of water every day this week. Sad PSU lost. Might start dipping cope straight again.
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I’ve always poured oil down the drain when I’m done cooking with it and nothing bad has happened
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