@eastvillageguy
EVG,
Thank you for showing me what life is truly about when you drove me through Italy in your Lambourghini. It meant a lot when you showed me your farm where you adopt old dogs and carry them to the end of their lives with love. I really appreciate it.
@HighyieldHarry
I think notifying those he works with via firm wide email (most efficient - don’t want to waste their time) is best practice. Had an intern do this and it mitigated any worry we had
@camiadeluca
It’s 12:12 pm and I have already:
- thrown up my McGriddle
- taken a hangover nap
- regretted things I said last night
- packed 3 zyns
All without leaving my bed. Grow up!!
Me drinking a bud light: I literally could not give a fuck. I’d like to see someone try and say something to me rn.
Me seeing some else drink a bud light: lol. Gay?
Unbelievable that I actually do feel better when I workout and drink a gallon of water during the day as opposed to when I drink 5 coffees and have 6 zyns for breakfast and lunch.
After having a few drinks, I am very excited and grateful to announce that I will be operating heavy machinery later tonight. A big thank you to all who have encouraged, supported, and bought me drinks along the way. It truly takes a village!
They said “Doug what the hell are you thinking you can’t cancel all of your plans just to stay home and play RuneScape while you drink 100 beers”
You know what I said? I said “Fuck you, watch this”
Well my friend Waka canceled my X premium I was using which unfortunately means I am revoking Jubilee Jim’s access to my OnlyFans account. Good guy. Hate to see him caught in the crossfire.
@eastvillageguy
Thanks, EVG. I couldn't have done it without the help of your million dollar training service of which you own 100% of. Not to mention letting me stay in one of your multiple East Village apartments (the best neighborhood in NYC).
Why do I work out? Quite simple, really.
I don’t want to be MUSCULAR. I don’t want all the LADIES. I want to be able to DRINK ONE MILLION BEERS and NOT WORRY ABOUT IT!
14 miller lites
8 cigarettes
4 weather app checks
0 bitches talked to
No Scorigami. That score has happened 2,038 times before, most recently on December 30th, 2023.
If I could rollerblade I would never take them off. I would be rollerblading to bed. Picking you up for our first date on rollerblades. Putting rollerblades on my rollerblades to go rollerblading.
Tapped. Losing in chel. Shut the laptop a few hours ago. Was deathly hung titties this morning. Dunkin revived me. I’ve drank over 150 oz of water every day this week. Sad PSU lost. Might start dipping cope straight again.