it has been officially two years since i started what was only supposed to be a 30 day hiatus from drinking alcohol.
not sure if it’s forever thing, but not drinking works for me right now!
if anyone is *curious* about being “sober” i implore you to give it a try!
anyone who complains about nepotism doesnt know anyone who could get them a job because they don’t have any redeemable skills or at the very least a personality
my boss bragging to the desk about me inhaling a porterhouse after chirping at me that i eat like an almond mom has made having the meat sweats for the last two days completely worth it
one of the many reasons why i workout (outside of all of the benefits) is because i am like a mere three bad weeks away from being considered early 2000s comically fat
it’s messed up that people are more accepting of “i killed a family of four” than they are with “I did sober October and never looked back” when they ask me why I don’t drink anymore
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yes, i went to solidcore this am. and yes, one time when i ate too many mushroom chocolates i thot trinity church was set ablaze so seeing this this am unlocked that memory
decided to try the bus to get down to the office this am, and while not necessarily faster, it is, by all means, FAR more enjoyable and comfortable than the tube