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laura

@frenchonionorgy

8 months

I JUST WORKED OUT WITH A ZYN IN AND I FEEL LIKE ALEX JONES

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laura

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6 months

you want me to do WHAT?!?!?!

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laura

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8 months

i too can be lured back to my enclosure with Oreos

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Kevin Bacon, runaway 450-pound pig, lured back to Wisconsin pen with Oreos

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laura

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8 months

why am I like this?

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laura

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6 years

@jennifermerr Here’s a vid

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laura

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9 months

dear please lord never give us a five Monday January ever again i beg of u

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laura

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6 years

@jennifermerr Pics of Winston aka Winnie aka WinDog for reference

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laura

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6 months

I’m in the arena trying stuff. Some will work, some won’t.

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laura

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11 months

kids a fucking nerd

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11 months

Boy, 10, calls on Apple to redesign ‘offensive’ nerd emoji

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laura

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5 months

I AM VERY EXCITE

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laura

@frenchonionorgy

9 months

haven’t drank alcohol since October 2022 and i genuinely enjoy not drinking, so I will be giving up sobriety for Lent 🤪

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10 months

he protec, he attac, he tibetan yak

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Defenders of the Tibetan Plateau, the wild Tibetan Yak 野生藏牦牛，青藏高原的捍卫者

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3 months

surf lodges reigning bull riding champion

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laura

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7 months

Call me @elonmusk

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7 months

Elon has a type

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laura

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5 months

OOTD

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laura

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9 months

as a hot girl™️ i really enjoy finding the limits to how weird i can act until a guy has had enough

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laura

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11 months

been in vail for 36 hours have slept for 2 … so much powder

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laura

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5 months

i haven’t posted a review because I literally can’t figure out how to open the tin 😭😭😭😭😭

laura

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5 months

I AM VERY EXCITE

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laura

@frenchonionorgy

6 months

i am here to inform you that i can no longer workout and feel satisfied with my performance unless i have a zyn in the entire time

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laura

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6 months

I would like to wish everyone, even the HATERS and LOSERS who say I have brown eyes, a wonderful Wednesday night

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laura

@frenchonionorgy

11 days

it has been officially two years since i started what was only supposed to be a 30 day hiatus from drinking alcohol. not sure if it’s forever thing, but not drinking works for me right now! if anyone is *curious* about being “sober” i implore you to give it a try!

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laura

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7 years

Speak softly and carry a big dick

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laura

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8 months

Excuse me, imagine?! …. I AM a rat addicted to Mango Juul pods!!!

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8 months

Imagine being a rat addicted to Mango Juul pods

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laura

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2 months

5am solidcore again let’s get after these junk bonds baby & enjoy my photo of the full moon

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laura

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1 year

@YuckyTom

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laura

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9 months

was just a recipient of “good girl” at work

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laura

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8 months

i have been displaying an obscene amount of whale tail at the office today and no one has said a thing to me!!!

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laura

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7 months

this generational wealth stuff is easy, idk how you 9-5 workers do it

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7 months

THEY ARE TRYING TO ACTIVATE THE VACCINE WITH THAT EMERGENCY ALERT‼️

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laura

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7 months

O.J Simpson…. The two time Heisman winner?

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laura

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2 months

solidcore 5am hat trick ✅ now we’re onto the world of fixed income. let’s get after it boys

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laura

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7 months

still empty inside and it can’t even tell me I’m a lazy fat fuck

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laura

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9 months

Rachel Dolezal, the elementary school teacher?!

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1 month

OOO

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2 years

unusual_whales

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2 years

A second Bud Light, $BUD, senior marketing executive has been placed on leave, per NYP.

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laura

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11 months

ngl i like my men a little ran thru bc it compliments my divine 2nd wife/step mom energy

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laura

@frenchonionorgy

8 months

almost went full retard and nearly mistook a silica packet for a zyn

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laura

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18 days

the greatest thing about walking thru Times Square ~7am is how many Lori Lightfoot doppelgängers you’ll walk past

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laura

@frenchonionorgy

1 month

ever since i was a little girl i always knew i wanted to smoke drunk cigs

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laura

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2 months

BBG quote of the day: “he who awaits much can except little” - Gabriel Garcia Marquez LFG be somebody!!

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laura

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3 months

it’s peppermint season

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laura

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4 years

@MrPeanut WET ASS PEANUT

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laura

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6 months

houndstooth makes the boys BARK

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laura

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6 months

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6 months

Jeffrey Epstein’s ‘black book’ with 221 additional high-profile names is being sold to a secret bidder

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laura

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6 months

have a “friend” threatening to post less than flattering photos of me taken in fisheye … so lemme beat them to the punch

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laura

@frenchonionorgy

6 months

i burnt the bacon :(

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laura

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1 year

Me at 19

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1 year

me at 19

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laura

@frenchonionorgy

8 months

ABOOT LAST NIGHT

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laura

@frenchonionorgy

2 months

@BigPaleTone perfect joke. 10/10. No notes.

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laura

@frenchonionorgy

3 months

UPDATE: I FEEL GOD-LIKE AND HORNY

laura

@frenchonionorgy

3 months

drank half a Celsius just now and started yawning so washed down a 10mg adderall with the remaining juice… so I guess we’ll see

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laura

@frenchonionorgy

6 months

@lodgepolepines yuge, gy-na, “never fight uphill, me boys,” sad!, not their best and brightest,… the list goes on

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laura

@frenchonionorgy

5 months

when you find out it’s Monday and not in fact Thursday

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laura

@frenchonionorgy

2 months

5am solidcore class -> first person in on my desk hits different

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laura

@frenchonionorgy

5 months

anyone who complains about nepotism doesnt know anyone who could get them a job because they don’t have any redeemable skills or at the very least a personality

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laura

@frenchonionorgy

6 months

this weather makes me want to settle for the next rich subpar medium ugly guy who will make me a SAHW

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laura

@frenchonionorgy

9 months

my boss bragging to the desk about me inhaling a porterhouse after chirping at me that i eat like an almond mom has made having the meat sweats for the last two days completely worth it

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6 months

Creepy.org

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6 months

What movie scene traumatized you as a child?

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laura

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1 year

my ex boyfriend and I haven’t seen each other in over 3 years, and we rarely talk, but he HAS raised the bar for unprompted texts from an ex

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25 days

like for trump, comment for kambala

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3 months

hot summer nights, mid July, when you and I were forever wild happy worm Wednesday

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6 years

@carlyraeutzka @jennifermerr He’s a welsh terrier!

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laura

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4 months

this truly is the closest I’ve ever gotten to feeling “shame” while the sun was still out

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laura

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6 months

It’s Worm Wednesday bitches

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laura

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1 year

pronouncing faggot like baguette >>>>

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laura

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6 months

one of the many reasons why i workout (outside of all of the benefits) is because i am like a mere three bad weeks away from being considered early 2000s comically fat

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laura

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8 months

@arod_twit THIS. I regularly finish a pint of ice cream in one sitting every night, when I used to maybe have ice cream twice a year…

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8 months

@joacivan428 If you can get rid of that watermark for me I’ll shoot it off STAT

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laura

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6 months

im being extremely horny on my IRL main today (the trading floor)

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laura

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1 year

@dennisbhooper it’s almost as if serge *knows* when i need him the most and he just appears on my tl

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5 years

@elonmusk Daddy!!!

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5 years

@elonmusk Daddy!!!

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laura

@frenchonionorgy

8 months

it’s messed up that people are more accepting of “i killed a family of four” than they are with “I did sober October and never looked back” when they ask me why I don’t drink anymore

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laura

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9 months

incredible work by @itsmarkmoran

unusual_whales

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9 months

Burger King workers now have to give you a crown and say "you rule," per Bloomberg.

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laura

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2 months

@thechosenberg you’re telling me this isn’t Johnny cash ?

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laura

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8 months

it’s craaaaazy that you can drive for uber in NYC and not understand a lick of English ….

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3 months

it’s joever

Biden Withdraws From The Presidential Race

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6 months

guys literally only want only thing and it’s a goth girlfriend

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3 months

Yuge gust of wind turned my dress up over my head and gave a few people a show yolo

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3 months

wide leg jeans for women need to be destroyed and wiped out like the library of Alexandria

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@HighyieldHarry an automatic pencil sharpener

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6 months

Hey👋🏻 you 💸🪙inCUM 🌬guzzling💦👅 SLUTS👙😘‼️ It’s Tax📈 🎉Day📆🤑 and 🫵🏻you🫵🏻 know🙌🏻 what that 👏🏻means💃💃❕❗️ Grab that 🍆H&R🍌 COCK🍆💦🤤 and 🫨SHAKE your 🍑ASSets🍑😱 for 🇺🇸UNCLE SAM👨🏻‍🦳🥵, get your 👀INSIDES🫃 GROSSLY🆘 ADJUSTED🧮👉👌 by a 📋✅certified PU🅱️IC acCUNTant🧠😮‍💨,

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4 months

summer holiday weekends in Manhattan are the closest thing to the exodus experienced during the pandemic … which is exactly why i stay

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2 months

i should call him

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"Hot Girl Summer" is over. Welcome to "Small Penis Fall."

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8 months

UberFacts

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8 months

Donald Trump is edging Joe Biden in the polls, with 48% of respondents supporting Trump and 43% supporting Biden

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“i’m not perverted, i’m just Italian!” Happy Columbus Day to all 💚 🤍 ❤️

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5 months

hockey is the hottest sport a man could play

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17 days

yes, i went to solidcore this am. and yes, one time when i ate too many mushroom chocolates i thot trinity church was set ablaze so seeing this this am unlocked that memory

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19 days

morning (photo) dump

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laura

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9 months

i really wanna act up tonight

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laura

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2 months

decided to try the bus to get down to the office this am, and while not necessarily faster, it is, by all means, FAR more enjoyable and comfortable than the tube

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2 months

just met JD Vance. Very lovely

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