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There's a lotta things about me you don't know anything about. Things you wouldn't understand. Things you couldn't understand. Things you shouldn't understand.

Inside my own heart,Matt Damon
Joined January 2014
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@TheAbyssOfWhoa
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8 years
The more I say it, the more I believe it- They need to remake every movie Andrew Garfield has been in and replace him with Jean Ralphio.
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@TheAbyssOfWhoa
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6 years
Typing out dick, but censoring pussy is some little dick energy.
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Big Dick Energy Is Over. It's All About Cavernous P*ssy Energy Now.
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When you get older and your friends are balding, you grow it out to show that you still can. A power move.
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What happened to Jason Bateman???
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@TheAbyssOfWhoa
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3 years
Tony Hawk will be a folktale. like Johnny Appleseed, spreading kickflips throughout the land.
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@ressjie Absence makes the heart grown fonder and the balls grow larger
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A sleeveless vest and a shirtless shirt. Incredible
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@TheArnold_SoM Having Disney/Star Wars checks lined up for the rest of her adult life and choosing to team up with Kevin Sorbo instead. Wild.
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@TheAbyssOfWhoa
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3 years
Old people don’t understand computers!
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@TheAbyssOfWhoa
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2 years
β€œI know my plane.”
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I know Amelia Earhart was shitting when she seen that tank on E
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3 years
@AmeriKraut Looks like it was counting. First one claw. Then two. You do not want to get to three.
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@TheAbyssOfWhoa
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2 years
@NoEmmeG Now back to the Disney. Doesn’t let pleasantries get in the way of his goals. Focused.
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@TheAbyssOfWhoa
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2 years
Have we ever had a Hollywood nepotism baby be an actual baby? Like a drew barrymore’s first big break at six weeks old?
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@MissZindzi Know it’s trouble when you walk in and that’s all fogged up.
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2 years
@NoEmmeG Imagine he was Betty White was the closest argument
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@TheAbyssOfWhoa
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2 years
If they’re going to start going after movie sets for cocaine I don’t know if we’ll ever get a movie made again
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Police raided the hotel rooms of "Equalizer 3" crew members, yielding 120 grams of cocaine. Two caterers have been placed under house arrest, and another has had his drivers’ license pulled.
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@TheAbyssOfWhoa
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2 years
Nothing like getting a taste for human flesh before becoming a fully grown hungry hungry hippo
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6 years
@AmeriKraut (Heaven spelled backwards)
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@NoEmmeG
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whats goin on in yall love lives?
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@TheAbyssOfWhoa
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3 years
Don’t want to hear about work rate, or your five star classics. BIG MEATY MEN SLAPPING MEAT!
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#GodzillaVsKong runtime is 1 hr 53 min The shortest MonsterVerse film yet (via @allocine )
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7 years
@pfangirl I missed her wearing her deal with it glasses, but I also got this- which I think is also rad.
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4 years
This reminds me of when NFLfrance twitter went after @TylerIAm for Sacre Bleu
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@TheAbyssOfWhoa
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7 years
@BBW_BFF If they wanted Malcom McDowell why not cast Malcom McDowell?
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@TheAbyssOfWhoa
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2 years
With the Chrisley’s being guilty and what not, it opens up a time slot for Cody’s reality special: Rhodes to Recovery.
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4 years
@SOZOMAIKA @GDoCExpo I bought your Garnet as soon as I saw it. Gorgeous.
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@TheAbyssOfWhoa
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9 years
@TylerIAm he hands you a cigarette while looking at your knee.
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@Jayleejnr β€œI don’t know what happened to them after that because I came to America.”
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3 years
Picturing a mural of Pecos Bill riding that twister and Tony in the middle of a tail grab flying over top. Art.
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A real masturbator would have the strength to pull themselves up. ✊πŸ’ͺ
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@DeeLaSheeArt My ChElmocal Romance? Idk
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@TheAbyssOfWhoa
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2 years
@QueenOfKaraokee sell the baby for a better seat?
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@TheAbyssOfWhoa
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@zmullis If I don’t see a lineman hitting this after falling on a fumble for a touchdown
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@TheAbyssOfWhoa
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6 years
@Kappa_Kappa Twitter do your thing
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@TheAbyssOfWhoa
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@TheEnemiesPE3 Found out it was Brock and went on to become a motivational speaker. Hell of a motivation.
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2 years
This is when the babysitter died and Christina Applegate had to start stealing the petty cash.
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This isn’t even food
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2 years
This was great. The league being a copycat league and trying to make this a thing afterward was terrible.
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This Day In Sports Clips
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September 21, 2008: The Dolphins surprise the Patriots w/ a heavy dose of the β€œWildcat” with Ronnie Brown & beat Matt Cassel the Patriots 38-13 snapping the Patriots 21-game regular season win streak. Brown ran for 4 TDs, and threw another.
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@___d0minique Thy lord’s economy bequests that I support the local tavern. Besides, my favorite bard is performing this week.
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3 years
So this picture can now be seen in it’s ridiculous glory without having to be opened?
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@TheAbyssOfWhoa
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5 years
@sarahmcgphoto I just got this hung up. So needless to say, I’m a fan.
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@NoEmmeG You got further than I would have. I’d have made a giant one, a tator adult if you will.
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@AmeriKraut What do we get if I give all three the business? Ima hump us into a Utopia
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4 years
@CeeHawk Which local wrestling promotion does this guy run?
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5 years
@KrystinaArielle The same reason why the one person with wings is the one who dies in a plane crash in Apocalypse. They don’t care.
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6 years
What’s Tom Brady’s favorite down? Trickle down
@CeeHawk
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6 years
Of course the Patriots have "Reagan" as an audible 😐
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@TheAbyssOfWhoa
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7 years
Invited to the cookout
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What's the name of this mixtape?
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@DragonflyJonez If I got carried around in the womb for ten years I’d probably talk backwards, too.
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@TheAbyssOfWhoa
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5 years
For every strikeout, I undo a button. It’s up to them to stop me.
@HoodCertified
Darryl, Socrates Friend
5 years
DRIP OR FUCKIN DROWN! πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯
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Nephew took a picture of himself and already has the Mr Krabs meme down. They're learning younger and younger.
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@radtoria Putting clean clothes away. Washing and drying is easy but somehow carrying them up to my room and put them away- it’s endless and for what? For what?!
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3 years
@Less_HumbleTeej That’s why he wants to focus more on high school than anything else.
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@AmeriKraut So you’re telling me we got a month to train before Christmas?
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I offered her an apple, Jon Snow White replied, β€œI don’t want it.” #DragonCon2019
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@OlMumsyJess I’d have asked for a divorce. I couldn’t stand people knowing my wife stole a cookie from the breakroom.
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7 years
Ran into @XavierWoodsPhD at last year's DragonCon and hoping to do the same this year.
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@TheAbyssOfWhoa
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@TylerIAm On December 7th, 1941 President Roosevelt received word of Japan's attack on Pearl Harbor
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@PBSImpulse9 @ESPNFrankie Why didn’t they let him coach one of those years? He’s seen everything of what not to do
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@TheAbyssOfWhoa
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Legend says that Cesaro is still swinging Ricochet
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4 years
Fitting that this real life Willy Wonka contest is going to be just as deadly.
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The founder of Jelly Belly is hosting a series of cash prize treasure hunts around the country before his retirement. Anyone that participates will then be eligible to search for the ultimate treasure, which is a key to one of his candy factories.
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@HollyGoNightly1 Entrepreneur Twitter is going to welcome them in and become stronger than ever
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@caityweaver One of my favorite things about this show is they invest an entire episode into a single character. Not everyone sees everyone every day. They have their own lives and own story to tell.
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@OhEmmeG but I'm going to have to seriously think about this. I'd to say 4, but 3s head would be knocking into my knee, and I got bad knees
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β€œPeople have been criticizing us for having athletes on the show talking about Covid and not any doctors, so here’s Dr. Drew.” Is certainly one option.
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@TheAbyssOfWhoa
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2 years
Get home to find that my Stranger Things tshirt has arrived. Happy birthday to me. I love Butcher Billy’s work so much.
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@TheAbyssOfWhoa
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5 years
Imagine going to someone’s house and losing your mind when everything you touch is actually cake. You go to the door to leave, grab the doorknob- think again! That’s cake, too!
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@TheAbyssOfWhoa
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They’re going to regret not stealing all of them.
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Keanu Reeves’ house has been robbed by burglars who stole one firearm. (Source: )
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Jesus in his early days of being a carpenter.
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in awe by this photos energy
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@Nooramorph They have argued in front of court that they’re not news, that they are entertainment and these are just editorials so they can say whatever they want.
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The Marta won't only take you to DragonCon it will be at DragonCon #dragoncon17
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Well I laughed.
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@AmeriKraut I’d want to join the club but I know I’d become a liability. What’s for dinner?
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@CeeHawk Eat of my body
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@NoEmmeG You know what it would take for me to do crack and with that you know me better than others I know here in my home town.
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@nuns_on_film The ashes of a loved one
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@PBSImpulse9 An entire thread of gold. Can’t pick just one.
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@TheAbyssOfWhoa
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I think that plan mostly involves society collapsing and or some sort of Day After Tomorrow climate catastrophic event?
@opinion
Bloomberg Opinion
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86% of Millennials have some kind retirement plan, compared with 73% of Boomers at their age
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@TheAbyssOfWhoa
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@BoobsRadley Before I used to tell them I already seen it. But now I act like I’ve seen it for the first time either way. Like hey thanks for wanting to bring laughter into my life, thanks for thinking of me.
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Sting walked away with a free T-shirt that night
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All MAGA spin off hats do is make people upset. then they read what it says and are mad for a different reason.
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@OlMumsyJess Just sit down for cripes sake. His roommates probably kicked him out for pissing on the floor all the time. that’s the reason he decided to stay with her.
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She looks like she is going to force Batman to choose. he can’t save them both.
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The booking photo for Trevian Kutti:
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@TheAbyssOfWhoa
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When Fozzy holds a tribute concert for the Corona survivors that got the corona at their original Fozzy concert.
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@TheAbyssOfWhoa
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3 years
Is being excited for a first date a red flag?
@_S0URCANDY
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This guy I haven’t met yet and I are supposed to get food tomorrow. He asks β€œare you pumped for tomorrow?” I say β€œI don’t think pumped is the word I’d choose” he replies, β€œwhy not? Are you not excited to see me?” … sir you are a literal stranger??
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I normally don’t get road rage, but if I saw this I’d be steamed.
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@CerromeRussell A re-enactment
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@TheAbyssOfWhoa
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3 years
They say a downvote is private, but not when I use this image in the quote tweets!
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@TheAbyssOfWhoa
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@MelanieMoore They had Star Wars and another show on HBO all lined up and swiftly taken away because of how bad that was. I don’t know if they’ve worked since. Can that be said about any of the other examples given?
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@OlMumsyJess Mary should have looked into this further. Thats like Chinese letter tattoos, but with naming your daughter an imbecile
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@wholesomefoxx They did their own secret invasion
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@TheAbyssOfWhoa
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This looks like Jon Taffer is going to yell at all of them about why their bar can’t be rescued.
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Heat players were waiting in the hall for Nuggets players last night 😯
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@TheAbyssOfWhoa
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@wholesomefoxx Hey, remember when Nikki Cross became a super hero and they said it’s because Vince hates her until it came out it was her idea all along?
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@TheAbyssOfWhoa
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@CeeHawk When you saw only one set of footprints, it was then that I had you up against the wall. Okay a bit wordy, BUT!
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@TheAbyssOfWhoa
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2 years
@CeeHawk Skipped right over, your ass is grass and also cruisin for a bruisin
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@TheAbyssOfWhoa
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5 years
@DragonflyJonez Let that be his hall of fame speech.
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