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@DaveNUFC656

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Bit of a cunt, don't worry about it.

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@DaveNUFC656
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9 months
@nufcsanjay I’m going for a 2-1. Burn and Miggy to score
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3 months
@Lea_EFC He has more goals than any other Everton player. He has more assists than any other Everton player. He’s improved considerably having signed for a bigger and better club.
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5 months
@harry_ffc Good bait
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7 months
@J_CartwrightN0T It’s like Jack Grealish and Sid the Sloth combined
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8 months
@DILLON__H__ Most goals scored in the league, top on all attacking stats. Seems like we’re more fun to watch than Liverpool. And Man U, well, they’re entertaining for the wrong reason
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1 month
@RejectedBook Dan Burn has more UCL goals than Sunderland have. Funny isn’t it
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6 months
@tomrud23 Stole you stand Stole your bar Out sung you all game 👍
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9 months
@Sun_in_Water @visegrad24 Palestine is a Roman name. They renamed it when they took control of several provinces in Judaea, it was then split into 3 provinces, referred to as Palaestina Prima, Palaestina Secunda, and Palaestina Tertia in 390. It’s not new, try again
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7 months
@Everton_Extra He’s won more UCL games than your entire clubs history
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9 months
@JakeJackmann Dummett's hilarious man, lacks quality but you can't help but smile when he launches himself into a challenge/clearance.
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2 months
@FtblJoe Barnes Isak Gordon Joelinton Bruno Tonali
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7 months
@footballontnt There’s a reason Cantona is still talked about. Jesus will be forgotten in a few years 😂
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3 months
@foreverboleyn__ Red card missed? Contact on both pens. You just bottled it
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27 days
@RockySAFC Things #SAFC invented:- -Shitting in your own stadium -Decorating your own bar with club rivals colours - ST ticket holders to move seats to accommodate rivals -lying about attendance figures - stealing fan donations for full stadium displays despite using recycled material
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6 months
@safcking You might want to consider doing some research. She has Huntingtons disease, which impacts muscles and facial structure. Well done mocking someone with a medical condition. I’m sure you’re a catch yourself.
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5 months
@thataniwitguy @CXL_____ @KatieLUFC @masiglory I’d put mine up for adoption if they supported Sunderland
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7 days
@HazaUTD @RobDawsonESPN Why would we be upset? We’re glad he’s gone, he’s done very little 😂
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10 months
@Asdull1Muhammed @kiermaca @FBAwayDays Anfield is good for 5 mins when they’ve got the speakers on. Then it’s shite, unless it’s a UCL game.
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6 months
@Im_RobM Shameful comparing Antony to a proven PL player
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3 months
@NUFCTalkPod He’s such a good commentator, the bloke just loves football but is down to earth. It helps he has a soft spot for Newcastle, despite his mackem connections.
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26 days
@TheVillaWatch @GavrielidesPaul Shouldn’t you be watching Love Island with your daughter, Ramma?
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8 days
@henryswainjourn He missed his header and failed to track back. He’s been poor this game, as have all the rest.
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2 months
@ladbible Having 12 wanks
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11 months
@CinemaSport7 @EarlMulligan @Conor_Devine @sampilger Do some research before looking like a silly twat. CPS charged him with attempted rape. So yes, he was accused and charged. Until his partner opted to drop those charges.
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10 months
@AwayDays_ Quite a few empty seats there. So much for a big club
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10 months
@JB4t00n @dyIanbrett @_jamie02 Solid thread. Maybe stick to FIFA lads
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27 days
@CPalaceSK As if Palace have a right to any opinion on the PL 😂 irrelevant club
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7 months
@HazaUTD @geordiegray_tv D-d-d-didn’t we just beat you 3 games in a row?
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14 days
@SunderlandAFC @hummel1923 Wanking over that seagull? Seems fitting
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6 months
@CharIieBennett He’s a good shot stopper, better distribution with his feet. His decision making, positioning, command of the area etc. all below Pole, by a mile.
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8 months
@AfcBanks_ @BVB You do realise it’s a protest against UEFA? Did you forget Emirates, Rwanda, Partey?
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3 months
@GingerPirlo_ To be honest, I’d quite like seeing Dortmund progress, decent club
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1 month
@WadeSAFC It’s Sunday morning and Wade has tweeted about Newcastle 24 times since Man U and Man City played a game. 👍 Irrelevant mackems, not much else going on for a championship club
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6 months
@Weldy43 @beanie59186661 @CurranteEstevao If I’m doubt, ask yourself “What would Weldy do?”
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4 months
@lfcfact @Squawka It’s 7-6 to Ramos actually
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3 months
@NUFCMurph I’d say Joelinton is more of a loss than Barnes.
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5 months
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10 months
@keepin_it__real @NUFC Rashford made more news crashing his car than on the pitch against Burnley. Finished club
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2 months
@RedMarrow_ @The_ButcherManc Can’t even pay £12 for Ashworth but public ally crying about it haha “ruthless” my fucking arse 😂😂😂😂
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3 months
@Ziyechman @FabrizioRomano You don’t have enough hotels to pay for him
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6 months
@safcrepublic @thespiritof37 #SAFC bent over backwards accommodating the mighty #NUFC for their biggest game in years. Only to host a cheap imitation of #worflags now they’ve packed it in due to embarrassment 😂😂😂
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10 months
@ToonMouthTyne It's too easy to be on top
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8 days
@KayLFC05_ @eurofootcom @CraigHope_DM Your clubs sponsor fund terrorists. Definitely not suspicious from the dirty scousers
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6 months
@ToonMouthTyne @jimbobthejetset @caseysean51 He’s been in and out because he was rushing back 60-80% fit. You can’t remove a muscle injury in 10 days, and except to be fully fit. As important as he was against the mackems, he shouldn’t have played. It was a risk, it backfired long term.
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@TheVillaWatch Settle down, Ramma. You live in Sunderland
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23 days
@OliwTom “She’s rank”
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6 months
@Ramma_____ Home fans laughing and signing, where?
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2 months
@MUFC_RA @TimesSport @ManUtdMaverick @mhardysport That’s not what arbitration is for, and likely not to go there now.
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3 months
@ScouseCommie @Geordie12381426 “Battered” would be losing 3-0. We didn’t get beat 3-0. You did. Embarrassing.
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9 months
@OfficialVizeh Iniesta level assist
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2 months
@caseysean51 He’s average, playing against a relegation bound Burnley. He’s a good lad, he tries, but let’s not get carried away. He’s had a generally poor season.
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11 months
@paddypower A betting company, with morals…?
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5 months
@paulthomase @harry_ffc Gaps in your teeth. Mutant inbred
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2 months
@NUFC_Index Longstaff needs to be sold. Dubravka needs to be sold. End of
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5 months
@vinny_brand Rivalry? Gateshead are a bigger threat
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7 months
@AFCannon_1886 Are we into 5 weeks of crying now? 😂
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4 months
@Lea_EFC @NUFC_UNITED1892 @premierleague I’d rather see you relegated 😂 funnier
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9 months
@karlNo18 @LewisBowden_ A rotated Newcastle team beat a rotated City team...
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6 months
@KorleoneJr @mdoogan97 @AndoNufcFan @gw850 Did you not learn how to round to the nearest number? £1.75 is closer to £2 than £1 Something like that
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8 months
@WestHamPlace Weren’t too bad 2nd half. Joelinton scores and it changes things, injuries have proper fucked us. 10 key players out
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6 months
@nufcsanjay Painful to watch him score 3 but he’s a good lad. Proper old fashioned goalscorer, took his chances brilliantly
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8 months
@05c4rXr4y @FA_PGMOL Apparently a lunging out of control challenge isn’t dangerous. Funny that
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11 months
@red_army_1999 @footballontnt Saudi sponsored Man U for years
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9 months
@ShxcksBW @sir_pumps_a_lot @terryflewers It’s not, you’re just clutching
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@gw850 I’m waiting on someone to make a Paul Mitchell account and pose as him for the next 5 years 🤷‍♂️
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5 months
@NUFCblogcouk @NclGfx Onana is the most vital, in terms of position. MGW would be quality. Not sure Ramsey is worth 50m
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7 months
@_broke_boy_ @talkSPORT 4th last season, 7th right now with 13 injuries. Yeah, broke boy is hungry for that blue tick Twitter money talking nonsense
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10 months
@whucentre Soft spot for West Ham, proper club.
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5 months
@prestonsafc545 @harry_ffc Shall we come back and sell out your north stand?
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7 months
@Philip_RJ89 What do you expect? Can’t have empty seats for a big derby day. Probably should give us 10k to make sure it’s full
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8 months
@josha1995_ The performance was poor but we’ve been hit hard with long term injuries. The kid mouthing his frustration had his coach broke down, resulting in taxi’s/trains costing a fucking bomb. Not really an excuse but frustrations all round. Thank god for international breaks eh 😂
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@nufcsanjay I don’t disagree that losing out on the conference league will have much impact, but we can’t keep saying “X player joined us when we were 19th”. They joined us with the promise and ambition of competing for Europe and cups. Whilst 4th and 7th is a great achievement for..
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7 months
@LeGrove Did he disrespect the ref? Call him out? Cry like a petulant baby? No. Arteta did though, embarrassed himself.
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@Fantanafest73 We can’t take a photo in front of our new stand?
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@werdna67 @footballontnt Warra top 4 for Liverpool
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@Ramma_____ It’s Friday afternoon, the sun is shining, and here you are, truly sad.
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2 months
@FtblJoe He’s good, but come on, it’s a simple straight forward pass. He’s a professional footballer. Fuck sake 😂😂😂
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7 months
@Lea_EFC Everton have finished in the top 4 once since 92. Everton lost both their UCL games. Everton “sell out” but there are empty blue seats every game. Everton fans invade their pitch for avoiding relegation for consecutive seasons. Everton fans send death threats to staff
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@AverageStriker Proper football 👍
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@_callumstone Hating Man U isn’t a rivalry, 19 other clubs in the current PL hate you, about 40-60 other English clubs, hate you. About 120 clubs outside UK, also hate you. Man U’s only rivals are City and Liverpool. Your personal rival, is anyone with hair. Also, we were “United” first
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@HammettStuart Nothing but respect for a legend of the game, and all round great person.
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@SamueILFC What’s dodgy, is your sponsors funding terrorist organisations but you’ve not cut ties yet.
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@UtdFrag @Memecastle_Utd @Butlerr_ncl Would you rather win another EFL cup then? Oh wait, our reserves sent you packing 😂😂😂
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@nufcsanjay I SHOULD HAVE PUT £100 ON IT! FUCKING HELL MAN 😂😂😂
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@NUFC___NEWS @Davidpeas71 99% chance of Bowen staying at West Ham
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@Afc_Saks @Rory_Talks_Ball One of those United clubs took 3 points of you. Which you’d have been top of the league had you won 👍
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@TheUnitedLad__ @FabrizioRomano 90% of the players you sign are garbage. Bruno G is clear of any of your midfielders
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8 months
@WestHamPlace Arsenal and Man U getting knocked out. Things we love to see.
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@CEDMUFC21 @NiallGleeson93 @premierleague @NUFC @Oracle Where we’ll beat you for the 4th consecutive game and finish above you
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8 months
@ThatLFCTrio @SkySportsPL Technology is there. You can see a portion of the ball on the line.
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@LewisBowden_ TOP OF THE HARDEST GROUP. It's just too easy
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@henryswainjourn It’s not his side of the pitch because Foden isn’t a LW. Trippier is marking his man on the wing, so Guehi covers. Add a proper LW who will track back (Gordon), and Trippier doesn’t need to stay far out on the wing leaving a dangerous attack.
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6 months
@Ramma_____ Bitter, your owner trades with Saudi’s. That’s why you’ve bent over backwards to accommodate us
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7 months
@Lea_EFC @agareth10 And yet you post more on Newcastle than your own club. Using other clubs to be relevant 😂
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7 months
@primevideosport TAA is world class, but not as a RB. Walker is well rounded but other than pace isn’t the best in in any area James has the most potential but too injury prone Presently, it’s Trippier, bias aside. Solid defensively, quality going forward.
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@UTDKara @svenxt_ @FabrizioRomano You support a rapist though, rat
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