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@Ramma_____

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Underperforming Human. Everyone just needs to relax, we’re all nutcases, it’s not a competition. Every day starts 0-0 ⚽️ Satire enthusiast

North East, England
Joined June 2011
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John
3 years
Fuck sake, I had under 26.5
@the_bigstep
The Big Step
3 years
The word ‘Bet’ appears 27 times here in one image - and that’s why gambling ads must go from all of football, not just from shirts.
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4 years
I know, that’s why I’m requesting it.
@RequestABet
Sky Bet #RequestABet
4 years
@JohnFromLeague1 Hi John, unfortunately this is not the type of market we offer, sorry.
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27 days
Don’t assume they were going to the England game Ethan, they might have been going to a wedding or some other formal event
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Ethan
27 days
Been in Newcastle 5 mins and already seen about 20 mag shirts. Quick reminder you’re going to watch England not Newcastle. Only attire they have I swear
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3 months
Looks a little bit cheaty this
@LeDrue16
Drue
9 months
Newcastle 5-1 Aston Villa: Sandro Tonali gets a yellow card at 90+2 for time wasting. Fixed Betting? 🤔🤔
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1 year
I’ve seen death row inmates walk to the electric chair with more enthusiasm for the place than this
@NUFC
Newcastle United FC
1 year
Sandro’s here. 👊🇮🇹
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1 year
Top banter from Dad & his son here.
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6 years
Scotland fans at it again trying to mock England 😂 England are the 4th best team in the world, yes the WORLD. while Scotland are the 4th best team in Scotland behind Celtic, Rangers & Aberdeen.
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5 years
Right I’ve had enough of this now, wits he fucking dain?
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6 months
If them rumours about Kieran Trippier are true, then Eddie Howe has got a job on his hands covering all that up
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6 months
18 months of his life and career on hold 15 minutes to find him not guilty Hopefully he can rebuild his career without this hanging over him
@BBCNews
BBC News (UK)
6 months
Sunderland's Jack Diamond cleared of rape
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6 months
First session of ultra training has not gone well Dying of second hand embarrassment here
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2 years
That’s why im requesting it
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Sky Bet #RequestABet
2 years
@Ramma_____ Sorry, this is not something we are looking to offer at this time.
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6 months
GOALS: 0 ASSISTS 0 HONOURS : Won 1 goal kick v Everton 2023. Won 1 goal kick v Sunderland 2024
@NUFC
Newcastle United FC
6 months
"BRUNO, BRUNO, BRUNO!" 📢
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3 months
Antony shouts “FUCK OFF” right in the linesman’s face Jarred Gillet just wants a word Dan Neil gestuculates from 300 miles away earlier in the season against Boro & is sent off by the same referee #PEteachers
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5 years
In pub 4 breakfast “Table for 4 please.“ “Is that 3 adults & a child” “No 2 kids” “How old is she” “She’s 14” “Well she’s classed as an adult then, what drinks would you like” “She’ll have a pint of lager then” “But she’s 14” Make ya mind up love 🤷🏻‍♂️
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6 months
Team booed off, mass exodus on 80 minutes & manager abused at the full time whistle Can you imagine if that #NUFC fanbase ever got tested? They’d desert the club in their droves
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5 years
Fucking sky sports news with the countdown timer on re Bolton & Bury. 31 minutes and 9 seconds until 100s of people lose their jobs & thousands more lose the heartbeat of their communities. Absolute disgrace @SkySportsNews
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1 year
Why are Castore shocked? #NUFC fans require a shirt for all occasions Weddings Christenings Nights out Holidays Job interviews Court appearances Music concerts Their shirts are more worn than Forrest Gumps Nikes
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1 year
With the greatest respect, you can’t just arrest people for offending others Where does it end? This is really bad taste & uncalled for, but it’s not a crime is it?
@HillsboroughSu1
Hillsborough Survivors Support Alliance ( HSA )
1 year
Let this be a warning to anyone else thinking of doing anything similar. And that goes for using ANY tragedy
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6 years
Losing every week will not stop the rave #safc
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1 year
Mental how Sunderland are attracting global superstars like Beyoncé, Elton John, Ed Sheeran & Pink to Town while Newcastle can only muster up local buskers like Sam Fender There are levels & ethics to these things #SAFC #NUFC
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1 year
You wore that for a wedding?🤣🙆 Where was it held, Gateshead snooker club?
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6 months
Most touristy away end I’ve ever seen in a derby game, if that’s what blood money gets you, then football results don’t matter Half a billion quids worth of squad there & they didn’t create a chance #Soulless
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6 months
Kieran Trippier did not like his extra curricular activity being mentioned by the raucous Sunderland fans today mind did he?
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4 years
My favourite Diego Maradona picture
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1 year
If you think Luton’s away end is bad, wait until you see the rest of the Town, it’s the Halal version of Chernobyl #LTFC
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1 year
@keiranscott10 Her fucking neck is doing the bleep test
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6 months
Luke Littler is barely old enough to get pregnant by Joelinton 👀
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15 days
Nobody And I mean nobody in club colours “Hold my beer”
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7 months
Hi @SunderlandAFC Will there be any concessions in place on the under 12 tickets for the upcoming 3rd round FA cup tie for the wives of the visiting supporters?
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7 years
Sam Allardyce 10th Hated & Hounded out Chris Hughton 11th belittled & sacked Alan Pardew 14th Cockney Mafia hounded out Rafa Benitez 16th 6 defeats in 7 Rafalution. Ladies & gentlemen I give you #NUFC fan logic
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8 months
@_DHOTYA It happened i was there, Tyson had just finished his pickled egg & had spunked 16 quid in the bandit so he was particularly irate & looking for bother
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2 years
The difference over the 2 legs was undoubtedly the fans. #SAFC fans turned the stadium of light into a cauldron of noise that terrified the Wednesday players. #SWFC fans got their torches out as if they were at a Michal Buble concert at the O2 arena. it’s a beautiful day
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3 months
Owners close to bankruptcy & unable to pay debts Joelinton & Almiron drink driving Lascelles assaulting people in the street Tonali spot fixing Fans spitting at club employees Ashworth wanting away Gay woman banned from stadium Eddie Howes champions league mags
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John
5 years
Who is the 2nd richest club in the world behind Sunderland?
@sportbible
SPORTbible
5 years
If Manchester City was the answer, what would the question be? 🤔
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6 months
All that Saudi 💵spent by E.Howe & he sets his team up as if he was taking Spennymoor Utd to the Nou Camp 9% possession, half a shot at goal & 1 touch inside Chelsea’s box leaves #NUFC season in absolute tatters with nothing to play for but winning the Wear/Sharia derby. #Fiasco
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6 months
@refsupportuk Losing credibility mate, that is never a red
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6 months
Packed lunch in a brown paper bag, nursery rhymes on the radio & the older kids at the back singing “the wheels on the bus go round and round”
@DanMcMahonF1
Dan McMahon™ ⚡↗️
6 months
Nice touch from the club. Free scarf for every supporter, bottle of water and cereal bar before boarding ⚫️⚪️ #NUFC
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6 months
Eni Aluko has gone full Julian Assange because Joey Barton called her a shit commentator 🤣🤣
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7 years
Spoke to numerous Man City fans after the game, all with Manc accents, all of them drinking beer. Makes the defeat easier to take #safc
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1 year
Sunderland’s unbeaten run against Newcastle has now lasted longer than World War 1 & World War 2 combined Happy Friday everyone, hope you all have a wonderful day #SAFC #NUFC #levels
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2 months
The dominance continues 👌🏻 🔴⚪️
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6 months
Huge week for Eddie Howes £500m CL galacticos isn’t it? Who’d have thought that after all that bluster in the summer, their entire season & the managers job now rests on one little game against a lower league club they said they’d never play again Natives are getting jittery
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3 months
Comfortable win on European soil that for Sunderland, not many teams in our region have won away in Europe this season #SAFC
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3 years
Clubs that have played the biggest part in England’s run to the #Euros2021 final. Sunderland Man City Man Utd Tottenham Clubs that have played no part whatsoever in the countries success Newcastle Utd
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23 days
Now get them queuing round the block to buy Sunderland coloured training gear
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John
3 years
£1.55p a bottle but his mate is celebrating 3 for a fiver 3 x £1.55 = £4.65 🤣🤣🤣 Keep them coming please Rob
@RobHarris
Rob Harris
3 years
“We’re Saudis we can afford anything”
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John
10 months
You’ve got to hold and give, But pay it at the right time,
@BBCNews
BBC News (UK)
10 months
Ex-Liverpool star John Barnes owes £238k in tax, court hears
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John
1 year
Huge move for the lad rejoining Sunderland having only signed for Newcastle a couple of weeks ago #SAFC #NUFC
@AcademyOfLight
SAFC Academy
1 year
✍️ Chris Rigg 👊 Midfielder #SAFCAcademy
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6 months
🚨🚨🚨 #NUFC have announced some high-profile redundancies following news of their dire financial situation Posh Spice leaves her boot cleaning role & Lionel Messi will no longer be selling pies Pep Guardiola (grass cutter) & Jurgen Klopp (tea maker) also look set to leave
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6 months
Don’t mis-report Mark, home fans were laughing and singing “what the fucking hell is that” You’ve got Bruno celebrating goal kicks and squad photos on the pitch, that’s a feather in the cap of Sunderland’s academy graduates regardless of result
@MsiDouglas
Mark Douglas
6 months
Impromptu team photo in front of the away end. Hasn't gone down well among the home fans who remain...
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John
5 years
Can’t believe one of the lads has complained to hotel reception that the microwave in his room isn’t working, he’s only had his pie in the safe 😂 #SAFC
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7 years
Do something then Millwall fans, start a fire, murder a steward, we're not watching this for your shit football team?
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6 years
If Tony Pulis was in charge of D-Day, 200,000 men would still be stood on the beach at Dover. “Just keep it tight lads, don’t over commit, wait for a set piece” #MFC #AVFC
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7 months
They’re having to explain what a derby game is to their own “fans” No wonder they can’t create an atmosphere at games
@LeeDForster
Lee Forster ⚫️⚪️⚫️⚪️
7 months
For those who may be new to #NUFC (there’s a few) and are wondering what all of the fuss is about…
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1 year
I don’t want to cause any unnecessary angst or stress for #NUFC fans but can you imagine what Diallo & Roberts would do to Dan Burn on a football pitch? It would be like watching a newborn giraffe chasing a bag of balloons on a windy day #PoorDan
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6 months
Well played #SAFC just very well played 🤝
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4 years
The year is 2075, Netflix have just released the 44th series of Sunderland Til I Die. The club are languishing in 9th position in league one but manager Charlie Wyke has been promised funds to spend in the summer. #SAFC
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Jonjo Shelvey gives a penalty against Jonjo Shelvey & Jonjo Shelvey makes no mistake from the spot #NUFC #HTFC
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8 months
Fair play to the German reporter who asked Eddie Howe the crushing question after the game “Having spent more than Milan, PSG & Dortmund, how do you feel about being bottom of the group” HOWE “I don’t have an opinion on that, can we talk about human rights please” #BVB
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1 month
Oh fuck off Tyson, classless They’ve not gave him the win because his country is at war you prick
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1 year
Eddie Howe confirms drink driving is absolutely fine as Joelinton starts todays game despite only being charged with a very serious offence 3 days ago. Premier league points more important than morals & ethics as we’ve come to expect from @NUFC these days
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4 years
We can’t be too disheartened with this tonight can we?
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6 months
@Adiodave Naughty from Joelinton if true, somethings not right at that football club, sure it will all come out in the wash
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7 years
It's not gone well for blogger @giopetrucci1
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11 months
Romano covering the big clubs, leave Keith Downey to the rest
@FabrizioRomano
Fabrizio Romano
11 months
Sunderland completed the agreement with Sochaux to sign Eliezer Mayenda, Spain U18 highly rated striker born in 2005 ⚪️🔴✨ #SAFC Deal sealed, he will sign tomorrow as new Sunderland player.
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2 years
Jesus man, the way the mags are spawning over Eddie Howe, you’d think he’d walked into a down trodden club in division 3 with 17 games to go, led them to promotion without spending a penny & led half the population of the north east to a fountain London.
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1 year
GATESHEAD 2 - 3 SUNDERLAND S. SHIELDS 3 - 4 SUNDERLAND Sunderland association football club with back to back wins in the same day on Tyneside, it’s seemingly impossible for this club to lose when playing football matches in NE postcodes #SAFC
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1 year
Saudis invading territory that isn’t theirs again, this is Gateshead sir, not newcastle This is Yemen all over again!
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Mehrdad Ghodoussi
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1 year
What about #NUFC , don’t you know they hosted a local busker at their stadium recently & own 18.1% of an airport? Please show some respect
@LutonTown
Luton Town FC
1 year
The big boys. ⚔ @premierleague | #COYH
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@rosstaylor1977 Themcastle Utd
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2 years
Fair play to the ethical & mighty Sunderland for fighting the human rights abusers while other north east clubs stand idly by & show solidarity by waving the Saudi flags!
@GILESY1973
GILESY
2 years
Sunderland players fighting alshabab players. #SAFC
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John
6 months
Sorry Ian but they’re already taken, the same ownership can’t own two clubs in the premier league
@IanWright0
Ian Wright
6 months
We need a killer.
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2 years
Credit Jack Clarke, he’s had an absolute shocker tonight but the lad never hides and always wants the ball, easy to go missing when playing that badly which shows good character. He’ll give us plenty on another day #SAFC
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1 year
Sunderland’s unbeaten run against Newcastle has now lasted longer than World War 1 & World War 2 combined #NUFC
@FourFourTwo
FourFourTwo
1 year
What's a sentence that will trigger an entire fan base? 😬
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7 months
Phil Foden the last time newcastle beat Sunderland at football
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Stephen Tweedy
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@Ramma_____ Well this is fucking embarrassing
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7 years
Hearing Jeremaine Lens has opted to join @Fenerbahce ahead of rivals @Besiktas . The Sunderland winger is currently in Istanbul for a medical
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1 year
This could be Rotterdam or anywhere Liverpool or Rome, Saudis killing innocents, With child brides at Home……. Child brides at Home 🎤
@geordieboys85
michael s
1 year
@Ramma_____ This could be Rotterdam or anywhere Liverpool or Rome mackems have got Rotherham…… Rotherham at home 🎶🎶🎶 Rotherham at home sing it ramma lad a know you know the words 🎤
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Champions league back on our screens tonight football fans 👌🏻 Anyone know what channel Eddie Howes £500m champions league mags are on because I can only see the Man City & Real Madrid games listed? Have a wonderful evening all you ethical football fans
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9 months
Ask Sunderland
@PapaPincus
MATT 🅿️
9 months
How do you possibly walk away from St. James Park with 3 points when it’s like this? Genuinely frightening.
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6 months
Cheltenhamerife booked 🏇🏻☀️ 10 days over there for less than half of what it would cost to go to Cheltenham for 4 days If you’ve never been up Cheltenham before, I wouldn’t put you off going but it’s all got a bit stale & piss takey the last few years, better value elsewhere
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1 year
Horror day for #NUFC • Another player snub this time from Dominik Szoboszla who joins #LFC • Tonali having second thoughts • Away shirt released with black & white badge replaced by Saudi colours • Fans fighting among themselves It’s just as well they have an airport
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#SAFC team for Saturday otherwise Beale must go for me STARTING LINE UP Sorensen Carteron Phillips Quinn Richardson Gates Gabbiadini Defoe Di Canio Cisse Borini SUBS Will Buckley Fletcher Sessegnon Vaughan Hardyman Carteron Gullit
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5 years
Man City have now won 4 premier league titles since Newcastle United last beat Sunderland in a game of football. Well done Man City & Well done Sunderland #MCFC #SAFC #NUFC
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1 year
Roses are red, Violets are heaven, Newcastles owners wife has just turned eleven
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Jude Bellingham has been absolutely superb since his brother signed for Sunderland
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23 days
“It’s a second skin”
@Sunderland_GM
Sunderland Global Media (SGM)
24 days
Blind burglar broke into his own elderly dad's home demanding money for bus fare and cigarettes before attacking him.
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1 year
It’s not a stereotype folks, they really are like this.
@talkSPORT
talkSPORT
1 year
🪄 “We’re ahead of our time. It’s magic! It’s been a 10 out of 10 season.” ⭐️ “Joelinton is probably the best midfielder in the world, bar none.” This #NUFC fan is seriously excited about what the future holds for the club
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1 year
Absolutely vile football club, let’s see how ethical they are and if they sack him. Didn’t their more illustrious & highly moralled neighbours sack Darron Gibson for the same offence? #NUFC
@SkySportsNews
Sky Sports News
1 year
BREAKING: Newcastle's Joelinton has been charged with drink-driving and will appear in court at the end of January.
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7 months
Putin wanting tickets for the Wear/Shariah derby Get in the fucking ballot Vladimir
@TheInsiderPaper
Insider Paper
7 months
BREAKING: Saudi Prince MbS warmly welcomes Putin in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia
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1 year
15 year old making his debut as well, that’s really young in football terms but really really old in Saudi bride age terms. What a club man! #SAFC
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1 year
Flags, flares & replica shirts at a wedding
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6 months
Zero hour contract you say? The last owner to offer those employment terms has people gathering outside his house to protest
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5 years
Why can’t Newcastle United sell a 3000 allocation for a premier league game v Everton when Sunderland are taking 5000 fans to a virtual non league kick about at Doncaster? Mackems showing the Geordies what proper support is. #SAFC #NUFC
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11 months
Huge Smile ✅ Wants to be at the club ✅ Massive Gym ✅ Stronger than Buendia ✅ Proper recruitment this ✍🏻🤝⚽️
@SunderlandAFC
Sunderland AFC
11 months
Signed, sealed, delivered 📩 #SAFC
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6 months
Feather in the cap for Sunderland’s academy graduates as stated yesterday keith, The most expensively assembled squad in Newcastles history could barely create a chance & celebrated winning a goal kick, while their tourist fanbase whipped out the kodaks.
@SkySports_Keith
Keith Downie
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Newcastle players & staff wind up Sunderland fans by taking their “winning team photo” on the pitch after 3-0 derby win #NUFC #SAFC
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9 months
Have you ever seen an acca in Milan?
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