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NUFC. By all means enjoy it, but enjoy it by being fucking disciplined. Extremely ITK. Host @ThroughBWEyes

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@gw850
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I fucking love this app.
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This was the moment that I most respected from the Queen. Whilst Parliament were out partying and breaking their own rules, she followed everything asked of her and showed a respect towards everyday people who were being asked to do the same.
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*Josip Iličić, a man who’s battled back from severe depression and mental health issues, steps onto the pitch* Lee Dixon: bLiMey hE lOokS olDeR tHaN mE! Embarrassing.
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@gw850
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Every time Mourinho leaves a Club, it becomes clear exactly how good he is. They scapegoat him and make out he’s the problem, when in reality they’re often overachieving.
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🚨🟡🔴 BREAKING: AS Roma have sacked the manager Daniele de Rossi. After 3 points in 4 games, de Rossi has been fired by Roma owners Friedkin family.
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@gw850
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Welcome back, Thomas 🙌
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Welcome back, Thomas 🙌
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This is an absolutely grim headline. They’ve even lowercased the “Dad” so that people click on it in a panic. No wonder they’ve deleted it. Disgusting even by the BBC’s standards.
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@JLo
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This Is Me…Now 🎂
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Fuck off 😭
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@cunliffe_arran
Arran Cunliffe
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Some let off that😮‍💨 Arsenal (A)🔴
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Don’t think much of Tino’s lass mind.
@NUFC
Newcastle United FC
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🫶🎄
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Just say you’re jealous, and move on. They’re usually open 6 days a week, and cut from the second they open, until close.. at circa £15 a go. They graft harder than most, and deserve any success they have.
@WayneGb88
Sick Of It 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇺🇸🇺🇸
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Round the back of the Turkish barbers. Lot of money in haircuts, so it seems
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Easy mistake to make in fairness. If you’re going to do the deed, you atleast want to make sure you’re suited and booted, with a bit of wax in your barnet. Got to go out in style, I suppose.
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Amazes me how one bloke can be so hilariously unbearable.
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oh yeah this happened
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Hindsight is a beautiful thing. It’s taken him 7 Clubs, 6 loans, and 5 seasons in League 1 to get him to where he is today.
@mhnufc
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If you’re ever feeling stupid just remember that Newcastle United sold Ivan Toney for £400k
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I love Alan Shearer as much as the next man, but this seems a bit extreme.
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non aesthetic things
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There is a man in India who held his arm up one day and decided to keep it there. Almost 50 years later, his arm is still in the air.
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Sounds promising.
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🇩🇰 William Osula's statistically calculated WhoScored characteristics: ✅ Strengths: 𝑵𝒐 𝒔𝒊𝒈𝒏𝒊𝒇𝒊𝒄𝒂𝒏𝒕 𝒔𝒕𝒓𝒆𝒏𝒈𝒕𝒉𝒔 ❌ Weaknesses: 🔴 Aerial duels 🔴 Holding on to the ball 🔴 Passing 🔴 Finishing 🔴 Offside awareness 🔴 Discipline 🔴 Defensive contribution
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@Quarterb4ckPunk It’s kind of his job, in fairness.
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Football shirts on a display rail? ❌ Tattoo of Bruno/Sloth? ✅
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Cheese and Onion crisps and a can of Red Bull at 9am yesterday, and a full Roast Dinner today. You just know she absolutely stinks to high heaven.
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“He’s 27” *Proceeds to show a screenshot of him being 26* Scary.
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Mental how Molly McCann and Paddy Pimblett thought they were going to take over the UFC, despite both being painfully average, and extremely unlikable. Glad to see it all come crashing down.
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@gw850
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Everton fans interrogating Frank Lampard tonight, as he leaves Goodison Park:
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@xXEpicurusXx Guessing it was the “see you on the other side” comment, but it’s still a wild assumption 😭
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@now_arsenaI
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Kai Havertz ‘shhing’ Newcastle United’s assistant manager, Jason Tindall during the first-half at St James’ Park. Never change Kai. We love you. 🤫
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Fair play, lads.
@MsiDouglas
Mark Douglas
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Eddie Howe & Lloyd Kelly said two words to each other after he signed for #nufc : 'Unfinished business'. ⚫️⚪️⚫️ Kelly is a good signing and a great role model. Talks 11 years in foster care, breaking into @England squad and making a splash at Newcastle
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@DWindass10 Beautifully said Dean, a true wordsmith.
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Newcastle United linked with Dominic Calvert-Lewin:
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West Ham and Newcastle both robbed this Afternoon, by blatantly incorrect VAR decisions. Two teams who are pushing to disrupt the “Big 6” party.. what a coincidence that is 🫠
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@cutieekarinaa Agreed Karina. You have a way with words.
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Jay Slater should be easy enough to find surely? You’ll hear the sweet clinking of an axe and a machete in his pocket. Rat.
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Can’t decide what’s worse. The time she accused an innocent lad of being a paedophile, advertising CBD gummies, or posting this monstrosity. Absolute stinker of a lass.
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The idea that Keir Starmer has “ruined the country” in 4 short weeks is a very amusing one. It’s almost as though the 14 years of shite that went before him, just never happened.
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Been reliably informed that no capital is required, it’s just an extremely odd way to word the headline and their intentions were clearly vile
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“To be honest with you.. I think my old Club, Manchester United impressed me the most tonight.”
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“I have to say, PSG impressed me the most this during this round of group games.”
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Fair play to Arsenal. They got a result in the end.
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Jason Tindall has to be my favourite member of the whole Newcastle set up. Howes long serving, right hand man.. up for a scrap at every opportunity, and just treats everything likes he’s on stag do. What a bloke.
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Nice one x
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It wasn’t checked, because there’s absolutely no way this is a foul. Hope this helps.
@ConnorWHU_
🏆 7/6/23 🏆
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Not even checked btw.
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Burnsie forgetting to switch accounts. Magic.
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“I have to say.. I think Aston Villa have impressed me the most this week.”
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@ShyawLFC
Shyawlfc 🇳🇿
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The K.K.K 😍
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Everyone making £40 on Temu now, only for their bank accounts to be cleared out in 6 months time, and their identities stolen a thousand times over:
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Play your cards right, and you might be able to come and watch him play for us.
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@DeclanWelch
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Richest club the world can’t afford sander berge 🤣
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Kieran Trippier confessing to Eddie Howe what his “personal issues” actually consist of:
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Did himself proud today, and hopefully a huge step forward mentally. Great effort Loris 🧤
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Richest Club in the World, and we can only manage to sign a 73 rated defender. Rubbish.
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You went one better, and signed a player who had literally killed someone.. after blowing almost twice the legal limit? Never change.
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@_harrymcbeth
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Scum starting a drink driver. Never change.
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Calling a bloke like this “His Excellency” has always annoyed and amused me in equal measure. It’s an absolute farce, let’s be honest.
@NUFC
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Our chairman, His Excellency Yasir Al-Rumayyan, reflects on a momentous season for Newcastle United.
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This you, mate?
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@ShaunlfcT
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The reality is if we did get Saudi owners nobody could say a word to us anyway. We were something before the oil money unlike certain clubs so I couldn’t give a fuck😂give me the blood money and trophies I’m shameless
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“I have to say.. I think Aston Villa have impressed me the most this weekend.”
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@AVFCOfficial
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A historic campaign ends with defeat.
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Embarrassing from the Arsenal players. If you want to see how fan engagement is done properly, then look no further than Bruno Guimarães. Genuinely thrilled to be there, and you can tell it means a lot to him personally to have the platform to do things like this. Diamond.
@Arsenal
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Making memories with our mascot ❤️
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I beg your pardon?
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Deleting is cheating @ga11agbon you little fat baldy x
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He’ll score more goals this season, than Maxi managed in 4 years. Some will still try and convince you that Maxi was a world beater though.
@NUFC
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Into double figures! 🙌 10 goals in all competitions so far this season for @anthonygordon ! ✨
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The Police have genuinely had to come out and publicly state to the brain dead morons on Football Twitter, that the victim was telling the truth.. and that their hero Thomas Partey has escaped punishment purely on a technicality. Sums it all up 🫠
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In this instance, no further action was taken because the relevant legislation had not yet come into effect at the time of the alleged offence. This has been explained to the complainant who continues to be supported by officers.
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@SburgLeader We are here for a funeral, but it’s not ours 💐
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Fabian Schär literally does this about 5 times a game.
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I still can’t get over Yoro’s diagonal..
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This man has the best job in the world. Effectively a cheerleader that’s paid £12k a week, and lives the life of a Premier League Footballer, whilst having absolutely no pressure on his shoulders. Some gig that is.
@NUFC
Newcastle United FC
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Happy birthday, @markjgillespie ! 🥳🎉
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“I have to say.. I think Sunderland have impressed me the most so far this weekend.”
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Some brass neck this mind 😭
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“To be honest with you.. I think my old Club, Manchester United impressed me the most this weekend.”
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O’Nien celebrating a challenge on a 17 year old, in a game that they’re 2-0 down, and he’s been absolutely anonymous in? Absolutely shameless behaviour 😭
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Come outside VillaWatch, we just want to talk to you.
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Someone needs to get their arm around Danny Rose after this. You can tell he’s struggling to get to terms with not playing football again, almost feels like he’s breaking down a bit here. Very sad to see.
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Eddie Howe when Paul Mitchell tells him things are changing round here, and we’re not signing Steve Cook and Dan Gosling:
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@MagsHWTL It’s a rail with some football shirts on mate. Thought that was fairly obvious, but any more questions then let me know!
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*Walks into Barbers* “Are you familiar with Coronation Streets, Hayley Cropper?”
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This is what we love to see 🇮🇹 x 🇧🇷
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@brunoog97
Bruno Guimarães
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After 100 games for the club, I have great memories of everything we've been through together. What has been your favorite moment of me wearing the Newcastle United shirt? 🖤🤍3️⃣9️⃣ @NUFC
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A short story: #NUFC
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“Players don’t want to go up to Newcastle, let’s be honest.” @ga11agbon 🗣 #NUFC
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- Hall/Mitchell should be at Left Back. - Tomori and Branthwaite should be in the squad. - Gordon should be on the left. - Wharton/Mainoo should be in Midfield. - Trent should be at right back. - Kane needs to stop coming so painfully deep. Apart from that, spot on Gareth.
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“I have to say.. I think Chelsea have impressed me the most so far this weekend.”
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“I have to say.. I think Newcastle United have impressed me the most this weekend.”
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Jason Tindall giving Trippier, Joelinton and Pope a tactics talk ahead of their next hotel booking. No wonder we’ve been shite for the past few months.
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People will genuinely cry about anything. I’m not a fan of the Queen, or have any significant opposition to the Queen.. I have no real opinion. It’s one moment that I respected her actions, no need to get so uptight or deep about it.
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This is quality from Nick Pope. Bruno: “It’s a pleasure to be your friend” 🥺
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If you think he’s still going to be here next season, then I’ve got some magic beans to sell you. The bloke is world class, he’s not spending his prime years battling for 10th-7th, whilst watching Dan Burn and Sean Longstaff arse around next to him every week.
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Bruno Guimarães
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Struggling to find words now! Disappointed to not go through in the FA Cup. We still have 10 games in the premier league to save our season. We count on our fans as always 🖤🤍
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* 9 points behind this Newcastle Superteam.
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Bloke literally hasn’t aged a day.
@NUFC
Newcastle United FC
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Papiss Cisse. 🥰
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@lee_ryder
Lee Ryder
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Newcastle United reject bid for Miguel Almiron after approach from MLS side
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Bruno Guimarães is my third favourite Dan Ashworth signing, just behind Alan Shearer and Yohan Cabaye.
@SkySportsPL
Sky Sports Premier League
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"This is a very positive move if it comes off" Kaveh Solhekol on Dan Ashworth's potential move to become Manchester United's Sporting Director 🔴
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Thank you for the memories, sweet Prince.
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@FabrizioRomano
Fabrizio Romano
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🚨🔴⚪️ Michael Beale, set to part ways with Sunderland as decision has been made. It’s over. Club statement to follow soon, as reported by @mwalker2771 .
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Feel really bad for Howe in fairness. He’s squeezed the maximum out of some fairly ordinary footballers, and is now getting slated because he can’t turn water into wine in the Worlds elite competition.
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Barnes has equalled a certain someone’s goal scoring tally last season, in 15 minutes. I’ll say no more.
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“I have to say.. I think Newcastle United have impressed me the most this week.”
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Outrageous that Isak did this on his Premier League debut 😮‍💨
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Luke Edwards didn’t know a thing about the Paul Mitchell appointment, yet is sat writing fantasy articles about Anthony Gordon wanting to leave. Thanks for playing, mate.
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Sandro Tonali has a gambling addiction? Scum. Mason Greenwood rapes and assaults a woman? 🥰🥰🥰
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@Wayne_maher7
wayne
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Hold dat you scum🤣🤣🤣🤣
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*9 points off the best Newcastle team to ever exist btw #avfc
@NathanDawe
Nathan Dawe
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We’re 6 points off the best newcastle team to ever exist btw #avfc
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Whoops.
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This lot hide behind the “we don’t mind people who come to this Country and work” nonsense. Yet when people do come and work, they’ll critique that because they’re doing better than them. If it’s so easy, open up your own barbers and graft.
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@Mrjamieohara1
Jamie Ohara
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This is an absolute disgrace, phones going off 😡 #NEWTOT
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Racist abuse sent to Joe Willock tonight. Horrible fans, horrible manager, horrible Club.
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Christopher?
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@cmwinterburn
Chris Winterburn
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Airline is owned wholly by the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia. Newcastle owned by PIF which is the sovereign wealth fund controlled entirely by the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia. Literally just funnelling Saudi Arabian state money into Newcastle United under the guise of ‘sponsorship’ @FA
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“I have to say.. I think Aston Villa have impressed me the most this weekend.”
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Our medical team:
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@CraigHope_DM
Craig Hope
10 months
🚨 A setback for Harvey Barnes means he won’t be available until January at the earliest #nufc
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@AlaminUddin96 @RobbyRambler @moorey71 Beyond being a jobsworth. I think that’s classed as being a daft twat.
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We genuinely have some of the thickest fans on the planet. Fucking frightening.
@Nathan26473
Nathan ⚫️⚪️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧
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Like this post if you think keir starmer should resign NOW !!! 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 #Labour #Reformuk #nufc #LabourAreDangerous #liebour
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A small minority of our fans, make it their mission to make us a complete laughing stock don’t they 😭
@footballdaily
Football Daily
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"It's a good time to be a Geordie!" 🎶💃
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