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2 years

Boy just called Matt Hancock a cunt on Radio 2 😂

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@EuropeanBob7 Fish and a rice cake followed by two grams of beak. Absolute helmet.

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@_ljx_ Living upstairs from me and your mum is a bit odd.

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@MetroUK RIP from an Odeon fan. Rivalries mean nothing at a time like this.

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@fezzerini @drpaddysmith @fesshole It takes a year to get DNA results back when someone has been murdered, I doubt they're going to bother when Brian can't get going to Magaluf.

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@robmanuel @fesshole Probably this

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2 years

@OfficialSLFL Is there any way the SFA/SPFL can remove this as Step 5 of the league system? Let the boys clubs and B teams play each other in front of 40 fans until the end of time, it seems to be what they want.

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4 years

@siferry8 @opengoalsport found this photo of a fresh faced Slaney I took in a reserve game against St Mirren yonks ago. Bathgate Juniors ground was also graced by such greats as Bob Malcolm and Jim O'Brien that day.

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2 years

@ladbible RIP from an Odeon fan. Rivalries mean nothing at a time like this.

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11 months

@SIWYfanzine @The_Sam_North I don't really see how some boy making a YouTube video on Lugar v Saltcoats with 26 folk in attendance is really sabotaging anything.

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@NoContextHumans Great of his fellow passengers to check on him.

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2 years

@I_R_Mole @ianbrown Next up tonight for Talent Trek at the Phoenix club, your very own Gerry St Clair is Ian Brown!

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1 year

@ScotlandNT Great to see players like Mctominay, Tierney and Mcginn having their best form for the national team rather than their clubs. Where are those who were greeting about Steve Clarke's new contract?

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3 months

@Jobe_rogerson95 @raccoonstansv2 It sounds even more lame after that story.

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9 months

@UKNoContext What in the name of B&M Bargains is this?

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4 years

@MMaguire_1 @MotherwellFC "Ruined what he had achieved", are you serious? One sticky season and you think he's ruined all the success before? We're a small club, we've no divine right to be reaching Hampden and finishing in the upper reaches of the league, yet achieved both regularly under him.

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3 months

@michealmcburnie @rjb_1998 Is there a Michael Kickboxer here?

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7 months

@BlairMcNally1 I think the dozen or so of them laying into the boy deserve equal disdain.

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@carlyjohnson123 You should have been faithful to GCSE English

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1 year

@_andrewkerr_ Bet they know them lads with the suits and shovels.

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2 years

@CB__2022 @fesshole Landlords rarely set foot in the houses they "own"

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9 months

@GoodBadRugby What in the name of independent boarding school is going on here?

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1 year

@dubslife1 In today's installment of "things that never happened"

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@SkyNews "We asked 1000 Facebook dayposters..."

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@JimJones1425 @SabjiHunter People shouldn't be hitting kids on bicycles using their cars tbf

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@MikeLFC1906 "The last raffle I was at was very interesting, because the people who ran the raffle, actually won it! So it's not unusual for that to happen, now and again."

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@Jimmy_Jazz1885 @FitbaPatter @samaitkn @PoliceScotland

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@_andrewkerr_ Wizzat hard fur ye mate growing up aye?

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@RadgeBam @SHowlers The clip is literally from Sportscene

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@C3_DNM The artist formerly known as Jamie Proddie

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@RossvaleJFC Doesn't look like there were any linesmen? Referees trying to judge offsides from the middle of the park is an impossible task, can't look in two places at once.

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@TottenhamDJ @SpursOfficial Football becoming increasingly Americanised. Not for me.

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2 years

@SkySportsGolf If one of them could just be honest and say that the only thing they care about is their bank balance I'd have a lot more respect for them.

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@ROUNDTHEBEND__ The fashion police getting upset with people at a football game wearing a football shirt. Who cares?

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@ladyonchain @wildtiktokss 1 bookmark 💀

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@mcfadzean_neil @BBCScotlandNews People earning £75k are not the "rich" people we should be worrying about.

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@anon_opin Mechanical simplicity and robustness, cheaper to manufacture and maintain, also transfer energy more efficiently than a traditional automatic gearbox.

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@buckfastbadlad Sometimes I forget she's dead, always cheers me up no end when I remember.

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@DaftLimmy That's me fucked it, nae wife, nae weans, nae hoose.

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@guardian I can count on one hand the number of trans people I've seen in the last month. It's all relative.

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@RossvaleJFC Aye and he's looking at the player with the ball, not got eyes on the back of his heid.

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3 years

@NFLBritBaller @spfl Just you stick to the egg chasing.

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@sgaventa @HistoricEngland Of all the issues in the entire world, this may be the most minor of them all.

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@FKiernan5 When Gary Neville and Joey Barton get into a battle of wits there can be no winners, only losers.

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@Pu55yman_Dan They don't call them lads the fannywreckers for nothing.

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@KonyBoxing "what am I like"

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@_andrewkerr_ I always throw a couple of these in for good measure.

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@Glasgow_Times Good to see he dressed up for the occasion.

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@CallumAbroad Respect from an Armitage Shanks fan 🤝

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@sspencerukk I don't know who Ryan Quinn or his bird are. Can someone enlighten me? Asking for a friend or something.

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@LiamUTLR Unfair on the Nazis comparing them to Talbot IMO

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@_andrewkerr_ Sriracha costs are killing my pop up burger spot my guy.

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@Meg13403602 @sheriadidthat I'd rather be known for shit weather and shit food than gun violence and mass incarceration.

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@Nick_Pettigrew But can he do it on a cold rainy night in Stoke?

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@__HCL__72 I say this as someone from Glasgow, the chip on the shoulder about Edinburgh is tiresome.

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@AboutScotlandd Surely by definition of a "neutral ground" each club should start out with the same number of tickets.

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3 years

@MiriamBrett A man who launches recreational space flights of zero scientific merit is given a platform at a climate conference. This is absolute lunacy.

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@AberdeenFC The Aberdeen players are a disgrace. Ultimately it's the manager that gets the sack but the players had clearly downed tools, regardless of what they think of their manager they should be putting in the graft for the supporters who pay their wages.b

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@o_padder I think nurses, like many, just want a fair wage that recognises their worth and keeps pace with inflation. Could you enlighten us of your profession? I'll find a bad egg and we can use it to ensure your conditions never improve.

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@Iannoshoes @KateGoesTech "I just hate the brown ones"

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@cotupacs You've made this up haven't you?

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@Morticia2308 @JeremyVineOn5 How was your national service Julie?

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@jamesenglish0 What's your opinion on the history of human conflict? Answer in 280 characters or less.

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@iambigjohn84 @Cymru @EURO2024 From Gareth Bale to an English conference jobber 🤣🤣

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@BBCSportScot Why do journalists who are paid to report on Scottish football talk it down at every opportunity?

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@ZevCyber @wiggboy @dennieredwards "what is the temp knob actually used for" To adjust the temperature should you wish it to be a bit cooler or a bit warmer.

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@ExplainThisBob @LUHGOK Anyone who tags this Bob cunt is also a nonce case.

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@JamieHComedy "Sorry, meant pedo not poof" - Tommy Shelby

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@MickFerry He stole my dog and sold it back to me

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@thompsonneil15 @CllrChasBooth What a loser, leave them be.

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@RateRefRants @RossvaleJFC There are, but they're only allowed to signal for throw ins. The league's have been reconstructed but there used to be linesman at that level. Think a shortage of officials stopped it. I can't think why there's a shortage of folk getting into refereeing....

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@EvanMcFarlane I would rather guide my dad into my mum than attend.

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@adamtranter The prison sentence is one thing, but the fact he can drive a car in five years time is obscene. Driving should be a privilege and not a right. He should have forfeited that right for a lot longer.

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@carlafrancome It's awful parking, but unless you're 86 stone I think you could have squeezed by. The real issue is the entirely unrealistic delivery targets set by their employer that are impossible without breaking the law. They just want to go home the same as anyone else.

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@ExplainThisBob I'll put you in the ground Bob.

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@AirdrieoniansFC Another honour for the Clydebank trophy room.

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@paul_winginit I find the whole virgin "brand" very cringe, trying way too hard.

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3 years

@scotfamparty I'm just about to head out and vote, just have one question. Asked on YouTube but didn't get an answer. I know the SFP are all for good old fashioned coitus within wedlock, but what about up the bum? I have strong opinions on the subject. Thanks

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@days_scottish These two clubs are a national embarrassment. Not even women's fitba is safe from their rubbish.

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@thealso They're protesting the fact that it's utter shite.

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@sian_eleanor I think you may be giving them too much credit.

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@CambridgeCrown Had the pleasure of meeting Lady Di at a charity event once. She was surprisingly down to earth and VERY funny.

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@BBCSport Some strange geezers out there who seem to take a lot of pleasure from a young woman's loss of form.

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@anon_opin Those fancy services at Tebay on the M6 can get fucked too. Shove your farm shop you Tory twats, I'm off to McDonald's in Penrith.

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@dubslife1 Single car fiery wreck please 👌

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@ChloeReilly21 Slagging fitba fans for celebrating a goal? Surely celebrating a goal against a team with about 1/30th the resources is just as bad then?

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@atpiclassic @VivaMotherwell And Aberdeen can be summed up as a club still living in 1983.

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@ScotRail He'd have been well safe on the tracks with the number of services running 👀

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@buckfastbadlad Octocunt

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@LolaaBrink @NoContextHumans Sounds like contradictory advice.

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@FKiernan5 Dere's more to Oirland dan dis

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@ItsMatt_Again So a joke between friends that wasn't meant to be overhead means he's violently homophobic? Give it a rest.

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@GlasgowCC So this goes live in just over two months and you don't have the system for disabled people, or an actual vehicle checking tool in place? Why do I predict this will be just as much of a shambles as everything else GCC get their hands on.

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@RoadSafetyWales If you can't drive a car at 20mph in a controlled manner then you should hand in your license.

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@CatchYrselfOn22 @SkyNews She was a monster, so she was.

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@shitbritishpics Funny way of spelling "finger blasted"

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