Lauren Jayne @_ljx_ Twitter profile

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Lauren Jayne

@_ljx_

1 month

They’re shagging again downstairs and I can’t believe he ain’t realised she’s faking it yet.

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11 months

‘But he was onside’ ‘that was never a red’ cry me a cunting river

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@_ljx_

11 months

Thought this was that Chelsea bint

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@FootyScran

11 months

Matjes herring sandwich at Hamburger SV ( @HSV @HSV_English ) 💶 €5 (£4.30)

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@_ljx_

9 months

I’ve not formally met the new girl in the flat below me, but I’ve heard her being ploughed 👍👍👍

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@_ljx_

1 year

THIS

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1 year

What’s one thing you’re going to be salty about for the rest of your life? No trauma dumping please, keep it light.

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Lauren Jayne

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7 months

I can’t stop watching this. It’s funnier every single time

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Lauren Jayne

@_ljx_

11 months

Jermaine Defoe played for my club, I am well aware of the offside rule

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11 months

@l_j_mx You dont even know the offside law, never mind the handball rule love! Keep dreaming of a trophy ! 😉

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1 year

You can get to fuck mate 🐍🐍🐍

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Lauren Jayne

@_ljx_

11 months

So far today I’ve found out I’m fat, saggy titted, a slag, ugly and scousers are so, so rattled. Enjoy your lunch.

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11 months

@jafar_vcf So we did beat them 🤔

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Lauren Jayne

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1 month

@brookereilly_x Would be amusing if one wasn’t dead 👍

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Lauren Jayne

@_ljx_

1 year

Why does he have a Olaf tatt 😂

Fabrizio Romano

@FabrizioRomano

1 year

Tottenham have now verbal agreement in place with Leicester to sign James Maddison, here we go! 🚨⚪️ #THFC Personal terms agreed, deal ready for £40m fee after talks advanced to final stages yesterday night. Next steps: medical tests, documents being prepared and then signed.

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10 months

Oh this is just absolutely fantastic

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Lauren Jayne

@_ljx_

7 months

Oooooo poor me so lonesome in my mansion cause I’ve been shagging about. Fuck off 🚮

CentreGoals.

@centregoals

7 months

🚨🚨| Kyle Walker reveals that he almost joined Bayern Munich to escape the family conflict! The English defender had two children with British reality TV star Lauryn Goodman behind his wife, Annie Kilner’s back. “Did I want to leave? No, of course not, I'm in the best team in

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Lauren Jayne

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1 year

Anyone that still simps over poch is a cunt pass it on

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Lauren Jayne

@_ljx_

1 year

Imagine trying to stop Jackie Stewart on a grid 😭😭😭 man does what the fuck he wants

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Lauren Jayne

@_ljx_

9 months

@mnrrntt WE DIDNT BURN HIM

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Lauren Jayne

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10 months

Fuck poch, fuck chelsea. Up the spurs x

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Lauren Jayne

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1 year

One min of my life I’ll never get back

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Lauren Jayne

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1 month

Oi does anyone else wanna say he doesn’t care? Cause no one’s mentioned it

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Lauren Jayne

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6 months

11 years ago today I lost my best mate, my mum 🤍🤍🤍

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Lauren Jayne

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11 months

My favourite thing about Twitter is men who will call me a slag and then shit their pants when someone tags their employer

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Lauren Jayne

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1 month

I dunno why people follow me I just moan about lando norris and Tottenham Hotspur

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Lauren Jayne

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1 year

💜💜💜

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Lauren Jayne

@_ljx_

10 months

Pink to make the boys wink xoxo

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Lauren Jayne

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1 year

Me after a night on the madris

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Lauren Jayne

@_ljx_

11 months

30 year olds sitting outside Co Op asking 50 year olds to get them 20 B&H

BBC Politics

@BBCPolitics

11 months

Smoking age in England should rise by one year, every year, so that eventually no-one can buy them, Rishi Sunak says

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1 month

#NewProfilePic

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Lauren Jayne

@_ljx_

1 year

Hope he loses every game and is jobless by Christmas

Chelsea FC

@ChelseaFC

1 year

Chelsea Football Club is pleased to announce Mauricio Pochettino as the club’s new head coach!

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6 months

#NewProfilePic

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Lauren Jayne

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1 year

Shut up crisp shagger

The Spurs Web

@thespursweb

1 year

Gary Lineker has urged Harry Kane to leave Spurs and join Bayern Munich “I think Harry will leave Tottenham - and he should do. I think he wants to go and that they will make it happen.

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Lauren Jayne

@_ljx_

1 year

Japhet ?????

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Lauren Jayne

@_ljx_

9 months

Fight me

Alexia Grace

@itsalexiagrace

9 months

2-1 !!! What a performance from the lads! UTFV💜💙

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Lauren Jayne

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6 months

He’s here and he’s perfect

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Lauren Jayne

@_ljx_

1 year

Just came up on my memories from when I did the WHL tour. Cant believe it then took me 11 years to meet him 😂😂😂😂

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Lauren Jayne

@_ljx_

9 months

THEY ARE SHAGGING AGAIN

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Lauren Jayne

@_ljx_

11 months

Can’t believe I’m still getting called a slag cause Liverpool lost

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Lauren Jayne

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1 year

@Billie_T Lost in the thrill of it all Sorry

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Lauren Jayne

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1 year

Might crack a smile one day.

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Lauren Jayne

@_ljx_

28 days

Just realised my knickers are on inside out 👍

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Lauren Jayne

@_ljx_

6 months

Ladies and gentlemen, another real life virgin

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Lauren Jayne

@_ljx_

4 months

🎈3️⃣0️⃣🎈

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Lauren Jayne

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9 months

Lucky I didn’t say rooted out like I was going to then isn’t it

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Lauren Jayne

@_ljx_

6 months

Every day I’m convinced more and more that there are actual men out there who have never met a real life woman

✞𝙻𝚒𝚕𝚐𝚎𝚗𝚍⋆✰𝙸𝚜 𝙽𝚘𝚠 ᗯᗩ𝘠ᗯᗩᖇᗪ✞💣💨

@lilgendszn

6 months

On behalf of all men, we haté this😡

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Lauren Jayne

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1 year

Sun where you gone babe?

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Lauren Jayne

@_ljx_

11 months

Every scousers favourite big head is back out out 💃🏻

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Lauren Jayne

@_ljx_

9 months

Been having a bit of a menty b lately so tempted to lob all me hair off again 🧐

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Lauren Jayne

@_ljx_

10 months

A short love story

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Lauren Jayne

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9 months

On todays episode of who’s a massive virgin

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19 days

#NewProfilePic

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Lauren Jayne

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8 months

Pedro Porro can get on my tits

Lauren Jayne

@_ljx_

1 year

Pedro Porro is getting on my tits.

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Lauren Jayne

@_ljx_

5 months

It baffles me that their are people smoking the devils lettuce at 6:30am. How do you go about your day? Are you not sleepy?

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Lauren Jayne

@_ljx_

9 months

Can people stop tweeting me saying I’m jealous cause I heard my new neighbour mooing like a cow plz x

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Lauren Jayne

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4 months

You’d know all about facing charges

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@MrDtAFC

4 months

Well done Man City. Roll on the day they finally have to face their charges.

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1 month

#NewProfilePic

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Lauren Jayne

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8 months

What a treat 🤤

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Lauren Jayne

@_ljx_

8 months

As of 5pm tomorrow I will be going full alcoholic Phil Mitchell until January 1st.

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Lauren Jayne

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9 months

Just seen her downstairs. Couldn’t look her in the eye.

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Lauren Jayne

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1 year

I’m about to get RICH

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Lauren Jayne

@_ljx_

1 year

Me tryna work out why Jesus Perez has decided to interact with female spurs fans on insta

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Lauren Jayne

@_ljx_

6 months

HANG IT IN THE LOUVRE

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Lauren Jayne

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9 months

Tis the season 🎄

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Lauren Jayne

@_ljx_

11 months

Sometimes it’s alright to admit you’re struggling and need help. Today is that day. Big up anyone going through something, it gets better ✌🏼

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Lauren Jayne

@_ljx_

1 year

Hope he’s koalafied enough for this 🇦🇺

Tottenham Hotspur

@SpursOfficial

1 year

We are delighted to announce the appointment of Ange Postecoglou as our new Head Coach on a four-year contract 🤍

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Lauren Jayne

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7 months

Imagine if after all this he’s crap 😂😂😂😂😂

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Lauren Jayne

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1 month

I have honestly never felt so down and lost in my life 🙂

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Lauren Jayne

@_ljx_

11 months

Oi nah I swear to god I’m not going to talk about this anymore but you can call me whatever you like, Liverpool still lost 🥹

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Lauren Jayne

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29 days

🏃🏼‍♀️

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Lauren Jayne

@_ljx_

11 months

Waking up at 6:30am on a Sunday is shit until you realise you can rewatch some angeball 🥳

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Lauren Jayne

@_ljx_

7 months

can’t believe it’s almost 11 years without my best mate. miss you mum x

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Lauren Jayne

@_ljx_

11 months

I’ve had the worst day of my life today and I still don’t think I’ve cried as much as some grown men on this app

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Lauren Jayne

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9 days

Bit hot innit

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Lauren Jayne

@_ljx_

6 months

Why does he just boot him 😂😂😂😂

Shelbie 🦭

@_shelbie97

6 months

Watch Romero 💀 my unhinged CB 💕😭

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@_ljx_

7 days

Ok

Masculine Ego

@MasculineEgo_

10 days

6. Dress modestly.

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#NewProfilePic

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Lauren Jayne

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1 month

Done with people who make me feel shit every single day 🙅🏼‍♀️

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Lauren Jayne

@_ljx_

10 months

Off to the pub 👋🏽

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Lauren Jayne

@_ljx_

11 months

Update: they are still crying

Lauren Jayne

@_ljx_

11 months

‘But he was onside’ ‘that was never a red’ cry me a cunting river

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Lauren Jayne

@_ljx_

1 year

If you fail your a levels, don’t worry, I dropped out half way through and now spend my life crying at grown men kicking a ball

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Lauren Jayne

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6 months

I am bored of being cold now

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Lauren Jayne

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9 months

Off out x

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7 months

#NewProfilePic

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Lauren Jayne

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10 months

I love my hairdresser

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6 months

#NewProfilePic

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Lauren Jayne

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11 days

If you eat or cook a roast dinner in this heat you are a freak

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2 months

#NewProfilePic

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Lauren Jayne

@_ljx_

1 year

With all due respect, I hope he does a terrible, terrible job

Fabrizio Romano

@FabrizioRomano

1 year

Talks are progressing very well between Mauricio Pochettino and Chelsea board. Process ongoing — not done yet but it’s getting closer. 🚨🔵 #CFC Pochettino has told his backroom staff to get ready — he’s clear favourite since Friday. Chelsea will make final decision soon.

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Lauren Jayne

@_ljx_

9 months

Bit weird as my mums dead.

Dave Hedgehog

@DaveHedgehog11

9 months

@_ljx_ Living upstairs from me and your mum is a bit odd.

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Lauren Jayne

@_ljx_

9 months

The horror of 20 benson & hedges falling out my bag in the restaurant in front of my dad who has never seen me smoke. I feel 15 again 😭

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Lauren Jayne

@_ljx_

1 year

Twitter is fascinating fully grown men with footballers for profile pics going off at eachother all times of the day & night. Twitters not real guys 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

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Lauren Jayne

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1 month

Can’t even be bothered with some of the divs on this app 🙄

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