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Sian E Green

@sian_eleanor

11 months

It is sort of genius though 😬 the hypocrisy laid bare in how we romanticise historical protesters & revolutions that have got us to where we are today - even the very violent ones - but hate anything that inconveniences us now

The Stage

@TheStage

11 months

. @juststop_oil protestors halted a performance of Les Misérables at the Sondheim Theatre during the climax of act one tonight.

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4 years

Actors turned key workers in supermarkets

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@sian_eleanor

6 years

@GraceSpelman I once woke up in the middle of the night to find my landlady had sleepwalked into my room. I spent about 30 mins lying frozen in panic, sweating, calling her name, furiously debating whether to wake her up, and then the light shifted and I realised it was my clothes drying rack.

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@sian_eleanor

4 years

I feel so bad for French people watching Emily in Paris when the show is basically this 😭

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11 months

@AdamLake @AndrewLegon I don't see it as them trying to change public opinion in that moment though. We're all at the mercy of govs & corporations - individual action is drowned out by their activity. So JSO are telling us a story whilst targeting the decision-makers through disruption & unrest

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4 years

Rich London mums do social distancing

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4 years

Actors turned key workers in supermarkets 2

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4 years

@evavictor I offer a messy single British friend she made whilst travelling in Europe that one time and who has a weak subplot

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@sian_eleanor

11 months

@w_mowbray There's a lot going on in my replies right now but you've cut right through the noise. Direct, succinct, controversial in its own unique way. 10/10 🙏🏻

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@sian_eleanor

4 years

2021 as the new contestant on a reality tv show

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@sian_eleanor

2 years

I’m sorry x

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@sian_eleanor

11 months

@BurkeHall @BradleyWhitford True if we take it literally but I think the musical itself pretty unequivocally celebrates the 'revolters'? And it's all tied up in themes of survival, protest, progress, unhappy truths, rebellion, sacrifice etc etc. It works for me on a figurative level 🤷‍♀️

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@sian_eleanor

2 years

My comedy kryptonite is a very specific level of bad or stupid accent and for that reason Jack Black in this clip has killed me 🥲

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@sian_eleanor

4 years

Delighted to reveal... I was the accent coach on The Haunting of Bly Manor!!! Thanks for all the support 🙏🏻🥰👻

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@sian_eleanor

4 years

71 people died of COVID in the UK yesterday and one of those people was my great Uncle Bob. He may have been in his eighties but he was well on track to make it to a letter from the Queen. Gentle, sparkly-eyed, and fit as a fiddle.

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@sian_eleanor

4 years

Rich London mums in lockdown

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@sian_eleanor

2 years

Ed Fringe comedians with all of their political material right now

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@sian_eleanor

3 years

Watch this watch this watch this

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@sian_eleanor

4 years

Carol from HR welcoming you back to work

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@sian_eleanor

4 years

Rich London mums escape to the Cotswolds

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@sian_eleanor

5 years

Category is: waiting for our pizza to cook @Divinadecampo @ChipShopBird @BluHydrangea_ #breakupbyebye

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@sian_eleanor

4 years

Ups and downs, peaks and troughs, good days bad days

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Sian E Green

@sian_eleanor

4 years

Have you ever seen a grown man embody such pitch-perfect energy of the Year 10 “absolute lad” being called out by the deputy-head in a whole school assembly?

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@sian_eleanor

2 years

@MNightShyamalan I was once in a game where someone presented: In M. Night Shyamalan’s new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that “Madeleine McCann” had really been “an M. night Shyamalan plot twist” all along. and I didn’t know whether to laugh & applaud or leave the room

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@sian_eleanor

4 years

Rich London mums in week 9

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@sian_eleanor

6 years

The opening credits of #FirstDates are really winding me up because they keep showing that chap giving his date a cactus as if it’s the weirdest thing in the world and I do not understand why being kind and championing low maintenance houseplants is weird. I just don’t.

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@sian_eleanor

4 years

I turned the big three-oh yesterday and to celebrate I’d like to share the most embarrassing thing that’s happened to me in my time on earth. Please indulge:

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@sian_eleanor

4 years

Rich London mums this week

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@sian_eleanor

4 years

Rich London mums this December

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@sian_eleanor

11 months

@MaxBancroft2 @AdamLake @AndrewLegon A thought - they give a hoot when constituents write to complain about ongoing disruption, so they eventually end up with two choices - a. listen to protestors & make greener choices b. crack down on protesters (who'll change tack & keep disrupting until they choose option a.)

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Sian E Green

@sian_eleanor

5 years

@Sian_Rowland @MarcusCVance Yes. Yes. And yes again.

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@sian_eleanor

4 years

These girls aren’t here to play

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@sian_eleanor

4 years

Rich London mums hanging out in their sixes

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@sian_eleanor

4 years

Boris Johnson rehearsing for the next PMQs

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@sian_eleanor

3 years

I mean, if you were his friend and business partner and you knew that he is definitely not a sexual predator or a bully, you’d probably just say “he’s definitely not a sexual predator or a bully”, right? #noelclarke @guardian

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@sian_eleanor

2 years

WE DID IT! ❣️❣️❣️❣️

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@tom_bray

2 years

Wonderful weekend celebrating my pals ⁦ @david_j_simpson ⁩ and ⁦ @sian_eleanor ⁩ marry. Beautiful setting. Beautiful friends. And a lot of fun. Privilege to be part of it.

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@sian_eleanor

3 years

Actors turned key workers in vaccination centres

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@sian_eleanor

1 year

Requirements: “You have not attended Drama School full time and/or obtained an acting/performance-based degree. You do not and never have had an agent for acting work” Thousands of people have done both but are still very “untapped”! The tap is dry! It’s clogged & rusty!! Help!

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@TheStage

1 year

BBC2 has commissioned a series in which "untapped" acting talent will compete to win representation and a role in a TV drama

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@sian_eleanor

4 years

♥️

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@sian_eleanor

4 years

I feel really bad for you if you didn’t stay up all night because you missed lots of important info but don’t worry I’ve done a quick 15 second recap

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@sian_eleanor

4 years

Time to meet the reigning champion

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@sian_eleanor

4 years

Making conversation in 2020

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@sian_eleanor

4 years

It’s tech rehearsal time for Coriolanus @TSMGOnlineLive ! I made meself a sword & shield and they’re probably my proudest tangible achievements since March 🥰 (good old 2020)

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@sian_eleanor

3 years

I am 90 years old. My wordle streak is 25185. I only speak in five letter words and an alarm clock in my house goes off at 00:01 every day. One grey winter’s morning, my sixth guess is “tired”. This is not the answer. My streak is over at long last. Peacefully, I die.

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@sian_eleanor

6 years

This summer’s going to be a very very very very fun one 🍾

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@HandleBards

6 years

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHAKESPEARE! To celebrate, we give you our Summer 2018 Girls: Sian E Green, Eleanor Chaganis, Charlotte Driessler and Lucy Green will bring you our 'seriously silly' version of ROMEO & JULIET. Read all about them here: #ShakespearesBirthday

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@sian_eleanor

2 years

I am jonesing for some auditions so here’s my first new shots since my twenties 💀 🤫 Thank you @yellowbellyfoto !!

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@sian_eleanor

2 years

@AdamaFB This moment 🥲🥲🥲

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@sian_eleanor

6 years

Here’s a half dead butterfly caught in the slipstream of Kameron’s wig against its will. IS THIS REAL LIFE? #DragRace

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@sian_eleanor

3 years

Rich London mums on the climate crisis

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@sian_eleanor

4 years

It’s my “30th birthday” at the end of November but in light of tonight’s announcement I will be remaining 29 for an extra calendar year. Thank you for your understanding. No further questions.

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@sian_eleanor

1 year

Am genuinely a bit overwhelmed by a freakin’ beautiful message I got today 🥲🥲🥲🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳

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@sian_eleanor

5 years

WAHOO 🕵🏻‍♂️

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@newoldfriends

5 years

We’re thrilled to announce our cast for The Falcon’s Malteser which will be at @thevaultsuk with @seabrightprods this summer. Tickets available here @sian_eleanor @AnthonyHorowitz

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@sian_eleanor

4 years

@talent_ap @marksummerscast That’s like saying that if you choose to work in hospitality you should be ready to do an 8 hour service shift - at the drop of a hat, maximum effort, zero pay - as a form of interview. Not being able to do that isn’t the same as being uncommitted to the work itself 🥴

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@sian_eleanor

4 years

My mum on Facebook this morning: “I’ve seen people posting about Sober October. Not in 2020 my friends. Not in 2020.” My moral compass, my guiding light 😌

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@sian_eleanor

3 years

Started a new job. On a full company call someone asks about my kitchen and I give a nervous, TMI answer. Then realise the q was intended for ‘Sharon’, established team member. Naturally I threw my laptop out the window & relocated to an underground bunker where I now live. 👋🏻

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@sian_eleanor

2 years

Evening! I am seeking an illustrator / designer to work on a theatre poster design with me. I need someone who has a quirky eye and who can merge illustration with graphic design (a la these reference images). DM ME PLEASE x

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@sian_eleanor

3 years

Omg

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Sian E Green

@sian_eleanor

4 years

No one lives forever but no one should die alone and afraid either. Thousands fewer people would have to if there weren’t so many people around like those shitheads on the high street. So if you see me going full Rambo on the mask-refusing loonies, you know why. For Uncle Bob ♥️

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@sian_eleanor

5 years

Last night a friend recommended the @Channel4 documentary #100vaginas so I went home, brewed a cuppa and watched it. And it was heart-wrenchingly, outlook-changingly, mother-flipping awesome. [THREAD]

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@sian_eleanor

4 years

I’ve always believed that there’s a perfect level of hangover where it makes you more socially confident and carefree, and even going to work can be a breeze. The holy grail of hangover. At the ripe old age of 29 I’ve only just understood that all it means is you’re still drunk.

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@sian_eleanor

3 years

The age old paradox

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@sian_eleanor

4 years

Oh my god you guys I just watched a shop owner sweep a gross pile of rubbish directly out onto the street and I went up to him pretending I work for the council and it was the biggest thrill I’ve felt IN MONTHS, I’m truly buzzing

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@sian_eleanor

3 years

I’M A PIRANHA!

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@sian_eleanor

6 years

Theresa May-be This Time [sings] Everybodyyyy loves a winnerrrr So nobody loves meeeee Lady peaceful, lady happy That's what I long to beeeee All the odds are in my favor Something's bound to begiiiin! It's gotta happen! Happen sometime! Maybe this time I’ll wiiiiiiiiin!

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@sian_eleanor

4 years

A warning to very young people who don’t like seeing people aged 30+ out clubbing: the exchange rate for our 1 lost year of clubbing will be at least 10 extra years of committed clubbing

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Sian E Green

@sian_eleanor

5 years

Saw @EmiliaThePlay last night, was roused by a dazzlingly raucous call to arms, and spotted @mogster sporting the best jumpsuit I’ve ever seen. What a woman. I also came face to face with Dame Harriet Walter in the foyer and found myself mouthing “I love you” and bowing. Good.

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@sian_eleanor

5 years

Wanted to have one last go at convincing my dad that the Converatives are wankers but was too anxious for a direct showdown so I wrote an email and started it with “Dear friends and family” and BCC’d him as the sole recipient. Hahahaha, this is healthy.

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@sian_eleanor

4 years

Had a million-dollar-idea in my dream last night and even though I was SURE I’d remember it I got up and recorded it on my dictaphone. This morning I realise that a) I don’t remember the idea b) I don’t own a dictaphone c) the dictaphone was part of the dream and I hate myself

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@sian_eleanor

6 years

If the tube stops in a tunnel for more than 60 secs I can’t help scanning the carriage for potential allies in case a zombie apocalypse has finally kicked off above ground. Sometimes the options are so promising that it’s almost disappointing when the tube starts moving again.

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@sian_eleanor

5 years

Yaaaaaas #showreelshareday @ShowreelShare ! My stats: - London-based - Actress / writer - Spanish & Russian speaker - Seeking screen & voice opps in particular - Can't cook - - Had a ball doing this scene with the BRILLIANT @SceneForScreen & @gruffevs 👇

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2 years

Rich London mums reflect on 2022

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@sian_eleanor

6 years

Yesterday I found that I’ve fully paid off a massive loan I took out to go to drama school. I say “found out” because I thought there was another whole year of repayments left. In other words: I am at once the worst and best money manager alive, and Christmas miracles are real.

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@sian_eleanor

6 years

Ages ago I was given some very posh chocolates. Every time I've gone to eat one I've thought "ooh no, better save it for a special occasion." Turns out they expired in July. So, dear friends, today I say to you; live every day as if it's the expiry date of your gourmet truffles.

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@sian_eleanor

2 years

Wishing you all a very Angela Bassett Did The Thing day x

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@sian_eleanor

6 years

EMMA THOMPSON HAS BEEN MADE A DAME AND ABOUT BLOODY TIME TOO 😍

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Sian E Green

@sian_eleanor

11 months

Usually going viral strikes fear into my very soul but I am loving reading everyone's perspectives. Maybe it's just the algorithm doing me a solid but there seems to be a very cool absence of real nastiness - I have only seen the word fuckwit used ONCE 😯😯😯 bravo everyone 🫶🏻

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@sian_eleanor

4 years

A 2020 Christmas: the album!

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@sian_eleanor

8 years

Thrilled to be joining forces with @LitzButcher @mcleanwilliams . Reading through my contract with a cuppa & grinning from ear to ear 😁

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@sian_eleanor

2 years

THE ICON THE LEGEND 🥲

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Sian E Green

@sian_eleanor

5 years

The fella behind me in the McDonalds queue says to his friend “I feel like a chicken burger” and before I even know what’s happening I’ve turn and yelled “WELL YOU DON’T LOOK LIKE ONE!” to a total stranger. So that’s an automatic lifetime membership to the dad-joke guild, right?

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@sian_eleanor

2 years

EDINBURGH FRINGE HERE WE GOOOOO! 5th - 27th August, 10.20am @GreensideVenue Mint Studio

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@sian_eleanor

4 years

Please GO TO WORK if you HAVE TO but whether you HAVE TO or not is up to YOU and you WILL go to work by BIKE or FOOT unless you CAN’T in which case use PUBLIC TRANSPORT and we will OPEN SCHOOLS unless WE CANT in which case WE WONT and you can ONLY GO TO PARKS WITH YOUR MUM.

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@sian_eleanor

2 years

Obsessed with #Physical100 on Netflix for the following reasons: 1. They’re all so respectful and kind to each other 2. They lose with so much honour it makes you wanna cry 3. There isn’t even a whiff of sexism 4. Choo Sung-hoon ❤️‍🔥

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@sian_eleanor

4 years

I know a lot of people who had been really scraping the barrel of their resilience reserves this month. Gritting their teeth, pushing through to the prospect of seeing family or a change of scene. If you’re in tier 4 today with an empty barrel, here’s some love ♥️💛🍀❣️🐶💚💙🧸🍕

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4 years

Imagine if they’d accepted that this was always gonna happen and done a big “alternative Christmas” campaign last month... by now people could’ve been emotionally prepped and ready (and even excited??) for small, virtual, lone Christmases

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Sian E Green

@sian_eleanor

6 years

It brings me joy beyond compare To always know that there's somewhere That you can buy a five pint round And still get change from twenty pound (An ode to @samsmithsbeer ) #WorldPoetryDay

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@sian_eleanor

4 years

Thought I’d lost my sense of taste and smell today but turns out I’d just made a really really bland lunch

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@sian_eleanor

4 years

About to get my Tullus Aufidius on for @TSMGOnlineLive Coriolanus. We go live at 7pm! ⚔️

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@sian_eleanor

3 years

My laptop insists on displaying random nature photos on startup and this morning I got this big goat (??) and its baby looking at me like I’d just been born and I didn’t like it at all

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@sian_eleanor

4 years

Last night I drank a bottle of wine and thought it would be a really good time to produce some content

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@sian_eleanor

4 years

We tried to recreate this one year on over zoom and it was pure gin fuelled chaos but I do want to draw attention to @alexbarber getting those @BluHydrangea_ ad libs in against all odds 👏🏻

Sian E Green

@sian_eleanor

5 years

Category is: waiting for our pizza to cook @Divinadecampo @ChipShopBird @BluHydrangea_ #breakupbyebye

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@sian_eleanor

7 years

So glad to finally have 280 characters - it's honestly been such a long time coming and I for one cannot wait to get stuck in to all of the complex nuances of observation and debate, and express myself utterly freely, without having to worry about running out of space before fini

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Sian E Green

@sian_eleanor

8 years

Just chillin' at the BAFTAs. Granted, I'll be one of the people pouring the champagne not drinking it. BUT STILL 😁

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@sian_eleanor

4 years

I try to explain that it must be a prank video, but it’s getting lost in translation amid the hysteria so I just keep shouting “I’m so sorry” above the noise One kid laughs so hard that he is nearly sick And Rosie & Jim is ruined for me forever. The end.

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@sian_eleanor

9 years

Bloomin' thrilled to be through to the graduate edition of @MonologueSlamUK @stratfordeast . What a way to brighten up a rainy Monday

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@sian_eleanor

6 years

I'm sitting in a cafe in Manchester and I'm not moving 'til I've got my Fringe schedule at least a little bit sorted. We're touching down on the 13th, leaving again on the 21st. Come at me with your must-sees! #Fringe #EdFringe18

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@sian_eleanor

7 years

How to have an Emma Thompson themed birthday party (and toe the fine line between measured admiration and insane obsession)...

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