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@SideQuestDylan @garfpooop Mirrors aren't popular in Britain because there, they tend to show British people

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@ShitpostGate Coding in a language with combining characters has got to be absolutely hellish when you gotta hunt down that one typo that makes everything not work

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@sonnerly This is so good actually

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@hipearlrose @z3r0C007 Hard times create strong men. Strong men create good times. Good times create weak men. Weak men elect Ronald Reagan. Ronald Reagan creates hard times.

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@Chinchillazllla Pretty sure this was originally a joke that some Malay said to an explorer considering whenever this comes up, westerns are like "check out this indigenous folk belief" and SEA people are like "lol classic Malay humor"

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@sluggityslug @MiriamForster Yeah professors are like that

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@TBesserwisser @PaulieJTails Although this can be true, it is misleading when considered in a vacuum. Healthy wetlands contain birds and fish to eat the mosquitos, whereas developed areas have fewer birds and no fish can reach the puddles of standing water that accumulate for mosquitos to breed in.

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@lucisev This was the first time a major video game was fully voice acted. It's stupid in hindsight but at the time they probably thought it was more efficient and the lines would be triggered programmatically anyway so might not stay in any specific order

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@pandafresh @NotABigJerk The screenshot is implying that these people were showing off how rich they became, and receiving a comeuppance as the market readjusted. She's implying that the relaxation and comfort implied in these videos was instead a façade constructed to lure hires, rather than authentic.

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@PandasAndVidya "It was written as a poem and this version has added many new things, for example Gilgamesh and his friend met a monkey" The epic just gets better and better with every update

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@flanthippe Nah I don't care if this is supposed to be a rap battle he should have gotten violent by about the second bar

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@flow_witMe Zoo animals are normally given a name from the country that their species is from

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@MegaDarren The masculine urge to cuddle your mate

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@LilPawsX @Hyundai_Global And Hyundai had a big strike just recently. They're probably doing this chiefly so that when you Google "Hyundai squid game" you won't get that comparison.

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@LegoRacers2 There is a reasonably high chance that the kid will speak English and Norwegian only

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@qikipedia Usually they just do a bit of writhing and lay belly up. After that, if you flip them over they will persistently turn back upside down, assuring you that they really are dead

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@Quaker_Opes Her hair goes past her shoulder that's what femme means right?

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@schizarella @RoundingAgain98 Oh, it's trolling. I guess that should have been obvious, but if you have to put in more effort than the people you're deceiving, it can hardly be considered a successful troll

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@MacolinCulkin @designboom Then homeless people might use it

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@NCephery @cal_gif Because it's not an entity. It's a website. It has different boards or "subreddits" with whole different communities and vibes.

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@moonjanxyz @quinnsreads The random "divulging" is probably because she swapped out a "delving" too.

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@StopMakingPence @eggishponts @TerribleMaps There's a guy in Wyoming who wears bright red jeans every day, and I guess the population is so low that he's throwing off the average

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@tttt_takes This might be her feeling him out since he didn't make a move despite a bunch of coffee dates

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@DreamHollow4219 @GreenTextRepost They protect him from legal consequences but not from the guy being an asshole

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@ghengis5410 @MLopezSanMartin The ocean is on fire due to gas leak. Some boats are trying to put it out by pouring water on the ocean

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@iggigg @DiscussingFilm He's got money, that doesn't mean he's infinitely wealthy.

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@sh44sti It is not a bad thing that strong men no longer must make war. Do not mourn for those who enjoy the simple pleasure of idleness

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@blndsundoll4ket Apparently this is about pink tax but I mostly think it's ridiculous to charge $55 for running clippers up the side of your head

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@tiiiozao @DudespostingWs The judge probably also wasn't a fan of serial child-rapists, and decided that counted as extenuating circumstances

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@Viciousvader213 @shoe0nhead They are just posing in front of Keanu while he channels the qi of heaven and earth

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@b0phamet Actually, squirrels only act like this when VERY COMFORTABLE. They are naturally intimidated by humans (due to size) and also will fear things that harmed them in the past. They will only behave this way if treated with kindness and respect for their whole lives.

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@lilyxkitsune @Zaar_CHF3 It's probably intended as making fun of LGBT suicide rates but if you look at it on its own separate from the context of what kind of person he is, it just kind of comes across as sincere

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@HalimedeMF @DoormatLuce Any pronouns can be girlnouns when they're used by the girls.

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@missmulrooney My guess is they're camping and the kid asked about if they might see a fox and this was their interpretation of how an adult explained that they probably wouldn't because foxes are shy

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@ParisPhl I'm definitely among those who agree we need more child-friendly spaces... But I don't see why a brewery should be among them

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@SherylSanni @_ACasso To be fair that person was polite and apologetic about it

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@punished_cait Actually, they do only act like this when VERY COMFORTABLE. A squirrel is naturally intimidated by humans (due to size) and also will fear things that harmed them in the past. They will only act like this if treated with kindness and respect for their whole lives.

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@SAMOYEDCORE Actually, you can do a hard reset by staying up late drinking copious amounts of liquor for several nights in a row.

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@xaviersonline It's not really homophobic? Like, the joke is about a derogatory term but it's more just the silliness of the phrase than actually anything to do with homosexuality. Having an actual joke definitely makes it one of his best, even if it's not a terribly funny joke.

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@TBesserwisser @PaulieJTails There are literally two sentences in that tweet. The second one contains the answer to the question inspired by the first. Also, though that link is too entry-level to explain this, it mostly is about problems caused by the modification of wetlands, not actually healthy wetlands

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@headfallsoff Smart TVs were a mistake

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@TBesserwisser @PaulieJTails It casts modification of the wetland as a "good guy" against malaria, when in fact the cause of increased malaria rates is wetland modification to begin with – the building of housing and urban centers in the area, and segmentation of habitats creating refugia for mosquito larva.

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@Harrison0880 @kisstheblade_ You can be both

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@MBHaz3 @baroquestudent @Q_Review Being allowed to go to them is different from being allowed to rip them out

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@societyimprover @SAMOYEDCORE Most of that is not really optimal but the one about the Jews is exactly how you're designed to do it and basically what they really did back then

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@DumbassOctavia @ProgDirectorate They don't really, some people just don't realize it's not part of Palestine to begin with

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@roger_boz @PrimeVideo It's already working, since you've revealed you think Kazakhstan is in Europe.

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@GarrettHenshaw @keylancer13 @Howlingmutant0 Yeah but she didn't actually do that in reality, she just read a line

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@Patbacknitro @hausofdecline The answer is already in the comic

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@AfreemanFrancis @DroidLiberator She assumed he was the only one who spoke her language because of his color

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@tanijrou Actually since he had kids so young his mid life crisis kind of coincided with becoming an empty nester, huh? And also his wife leaving him

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@EliErlick Republicans say these men should use the women's bathroom.

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@H2Red @fffwankie "bad" didn't have that meaning when this game was made

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@AdmiralAegis @UNILADTECH Actually, using it to generate electricity is only hundreds of years old. The really old ones were for grinding grain.

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@DezTheDemona @thatpyukumuku Don't you know it's gay if you run a man's code Personally I also won't use hardware another man manufactured either

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@johnhawkinsrwn @BernieSanders Dude, if $60000 annual salary sounds like a lot to you, your employer has been taking advantage of you.

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@depthsofwiki Usue when I see this fact that didn't have westerners going "wow what a quirky indigenous belief" and SEA people going "lol classic Malay humor"

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@midsmoker34 Funny how everyone's talking about the human pet thing as if that's even one tenth of the weirdness about him

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@TayandYou @Mlxebz That was an unnecessary burn nobody was even talking about tits.

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@rajat_suresh Hi just to confirm, what groups of people is it acceptable to go death con 3 on? Thanks

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@Atom_Knight1 @MeloettaMr @CoinersTakingLs Who said it was a documentary? Did you think only a documentary can have themes or a point?

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@Airorso @HUNTlNGHAWK She literally asked

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@Cwrfa @shoe0nhead Physical contact doesn't have an inherently sexual connotation.

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@petalchinchilla @CapsuleCorp86 @mammothfactory Just add okra

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@rcbregman It's almost like people have inherent value even from a purely economic perspective, and investing in the poor is good policy even from a nationalist perspective, not just a socialist one.

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@TBesserwisser @PaulieJTails In actuality, eliminating mosquito habitat is at best a small-scale spot solution to a problem caused by the initial large-scale modification depicted in the original tweet.

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@fentanylbrownie Of course it's not, it's a car

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@LetruneInedil @jk_rowling She found out what the T stands for

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@jollypav Unfortunately she's an unrequited yearning type of lesbian, not a loads of sex type. Finding someone willing to enter a committed relationship in which they don't requit her yearning and instead just cuck her a lot seems like it'd be hard for anyone.

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@Pokecole37 @EyePatchWolf "I guess 2020 was when spelling wasn't totally standardized yet"

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@shoe0nhead "Kids in cages is fine because it's still better than being poor in America" is one hell of a take.

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@fushigi_nisia @thetzechun Hi! It's actually traditional to only use "table salt" (NaCl) and add glutamic acid by using processed tomatoes instead. Westerners historically never had the technology to produce MSG so had to make due with substitutes and it became a distinctive part of their cuisine!

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@r0ma4noff @elkejinheaven @purplecoupes That's not what a smile looks like. In case you don't know, inability to distinguish facial expressions is a symptom of autism — if you have access to mental health care, you should see if they can help overcome this deficit.

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@BDaveWalters Rick Riordan also used his success to lift up minority and disadvantaged writers who wanted to do the same thing he did. Meanwhile JKR, well. You know.

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@primalfren @ShitpostGate It kind of can, circumstantially, in moderation, but if it becomes obvious that that's what you're doing it immediately becomes annoying

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@GarrettHenshaw @keylancer13 @Howlingmutant0 I feel like taking into account the amount of harm it can cause a kid to read the word "horny", it's definitely something a thirteen year old can consent to. Like honestly she's fine and she was never not gonna be fine so like who cares

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@ErinInTheMorn That, and Tesla was the collateral that he leveraged to buy Twitter

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@Lukge1 @GreenTextRepost This is a test to determine someone's level of cognitive development, whether a person recognizes that the amount of water is the same no matter the shape of the cup

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@EoinHiggins_ Yeah, the global pandemic that sent suicide rates skyrocketing across demographics definitely isn't related to the increase in deaths among populations highly susceptible to suicide

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@gucci_carol @doulbedoink Nah, it's a normal reaction, akin to schachenfreude, where you watch someone just barrel into a conversation without the array of masking strategies you've carefully constructed. As if your methods don't matter, but in the end you're justified because everyone else also hates him

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@hoopgoth @GreyFades I'm not sure the point of this response

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@ZioStalin1948 By "these people" you mean... Jews?

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@Win98Tech Important context: Those comparatively tiny little blips along the bottom are what they've been living on all this time.

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@artemasyeah @GreenTextRepost @CassilverR101 Chris Hansen never got a conviction, all those people got off due to entrapment

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@NEETaku86 @SrArchaeologist @CBSNews They got 60% of the budget, had training for the specific situation they encountered, and did worse than nothing. Throwing money at the problem clearly doesn't solve it.

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@Liv_Agar What's a courtesy fave

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@reezioso1 @tinyt0ni_ @PenajaAgain Yes it absolutely is. Oregano is a very basic spice. Obviously there's some variation based on culture but if you're making white/European dishes with any regularity that's probably gonna be in your top twenty most used spices

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@UsingCigarettes @Liv_Agar He is only "white passing" if your version of "white" includes Persians and other non-Europeans of Aryan heritage.

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@ClassiestBuu2 @Meelsie143 Wow! I didn't know it took four decades to reach the ground from that height

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@bonerhitler Can't blame it, I also wouldn't be as calm as usual if some strange artifact from a world beyond my comprehension started following me around for no clear reason

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@HTTP_Lovecraft For that matter, just because there's an unsecured sex toy at the chess match doesn't mean it's being used to cheat. For all you know it's an audience member wearing it for purely recreational purposes.

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@BreezyxSupreme @Pepper_Labeiija All they know is "gangsta" they don't know what a cholo or a crip is

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@elikapika If a hobbyist is what you want to be, then there's no fixing that mindset because it's not broken. Your goal is to make whatever you want to make and "better" depends only on your own preference.

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@RockyLotito @upzone_CA Bees are actually not over the pre-dying numbers. This merely represents a partial success of bee saving initiatives

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@himbopresident Monarchists in countries without monarchies rarely envision a female monarch.

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@ChristophPlank @Tragedy_Andy Nobody was talking about porn

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@PlatonicallyCo1 @christiolson A leader of the pro-Saud and pro-America government that was in civil war against the Houthis, who were originally rebels, is publicly announcing that he was wrong and the Houthis were right. The total significance isn't yet known but it could result in a united Houthi Yemen

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@wizardtusk @punished_cait That's a hypodermic needle, not a syringe. It's for hormones such as insulin, and not suitable for use shooting up heroin or whatever you're thinking about

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@CuteMeth They got it backwards, prostitution is ethical but not legal

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@briartherose @whotfisjovana For a fun trick, open it up and see if you're like "wow I thought that was a big deal, I was so innocent" or "wow what the fuck I was so fucked up"

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