Cass @_ACasso Twitter profile

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Cass

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3 years

My favourite interaction on this hellish site just happened

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9 months

Don’t get me wrong, I’m very lucky having a Dad who’s so comfortable with his son’s gayness But there are times, like when he hears me gagging while brushing my tongue and howls to himself “no wonder you’re single” Actually, a little bit of homophobia wouldn’t go amiss.

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6 months

what’s that it’s the unknown

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3 years

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4 years

The four stages of a global health crisis

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5 months

My whole timeline can be summed up with one picture

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2 years

Tory MPs quicker to react to a “never kissed a Tory” T-shirt than the cost of living crisis ✌️

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2 years

Love the 14th Doctor and his next companion

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6 years

She really means business, huh.

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3 months

Have a wholesome old person to balance out the universe x

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3 months

The way I thought this was about to be a sweet old lady 😭😭

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4 years

I can’t cope

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3 months

Ruby: Yep, that’s the old woman over there. 73 yards away. But you can’t talk to her. Gwen: Right, good.

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3 months

Hoping, praying for a Gwen Cooper guest star this season xxxx

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5 months

The way I can’t even work out if any of these are actually Joe Lycett’s fake news 😭😭

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Cass

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5 years

Why is this literally every scene where a dalek kills someone in Doctor Who

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2 months

But why was she, a 15 year old, dressed like Voldemort going to murder some muggles? And why was she ominously pointing at a lamppost like that instead of, I don’t know, leaving a little note? Please 😭😭 #DoctorWho

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6 months

“There are forces here at home who are trying to tear us apart” says Rishi Sunak

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4 years

@hotdogsz I’m just absolutely speechless

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5 years

Him: “talk dirty to me” Me:

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9 months

@vheadbutt NO don’t encourage him

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3 months

I jumped onto Doctor Who during S3 in 2007 (Gridlock was my first episode) and the Master reveal made no sense to me, but it definitely made me feel the suspense. I had no idea who Sutekh was before this week, and I absolutely LOVED this episode.

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My partner (who’s never watched classic who) absolutely loved the episode and is fucking terrified for Sutekh So no, it’s not too hard or confusing for new fans to understand, as it’s fairly obvious he’s terrifying regardless of past stories by how he was presented/ introduced

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1 year

You don’t understand just how much 13 year old me wanted to be in the middle of a throuple with these two

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4 months

The way you could tell me this is Liz Truss on an average day and I’d believe you

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4 years

Gillian Anderson from advising dicks to playing one

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8 months

Her name isn’t actually Mrs. Flood. Calling it now. Her name is Mrs. F. L Ood

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8 months

OK. So who the FUCK is she?????

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7 months

I’ve started watching Skins again from the beginning, and I cannot emphasise enough how this show made me 100% sure 100% sure.

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1 year

If someone came round for a takeaway and did this to ALL of the poppadoms we’d ordered, I’d tell them to leave Then I’d block their number

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1 year

I think what I hate most about watching Heartstopper and other shows like it is that I never really got a chance to explore myself and who I am at a teenager. I had to wait till I was in my mid-20s and, even still, I have absolutely no idea who I am lmao. Maybe I’m a jealous boi

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3 years

I’ve been laughing at this for the last couple of days and it’s not even that funny

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9 months

@Archiemurp “It’s not the ONLY reason” I had to tell him 😒

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3 months

Kate Stewart at the UNIT induction days

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2 years

The French top on Grindr who’s 10m away

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4 years

Me waking up at 09:32 for my 09:30 meeting

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2 years

I love these LGBT+ shows and movies with a passion, but they always make me feel like I’ve been left behind somewhat? I don’t know

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Cass

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7 years

Queer Eye is breaking all my ingrained stereotypes. Seeing a southern guy who I’d typically think of as a staunch Republican drinking margaritas with five gay guys? I’m in love.

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Cass

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5 years

Just been told somebody else I went to school with is now out and proud gay. That makes around 10–11 closeted gays in my year at school including me. Do you know how much happier we’d have been if we’d all just come out to each other and re-enacted Cell Block Tango? WASTED.

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Cass

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2 years

The love I have for this woman

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9 months

@mmatrout luckily I’m not trying to convince you x

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2 months

When we all thought Ruby’s mother would be The Trickster #DoctorWho (Guilty)

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1 year

I can finally delete Tiktok because it will not get better than this

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3 years

you’re welcome

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3 years

Tony Blair and Gordon Brown (1990)

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Cass

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2 years

JK Rowling getting defensive because Graham Norton said “listen to trans people” should tell you it’s not about being pro-woman, it’s never been about being pro-woman. It’s about being anti-trans.

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2 years

Very much enjoying the recent spate of bearded men stepping confidently onto their soapboxes to define what a woman is and throw their support behind rape and death threats to those who dare disagree. You may mock, but takes real bravery to come out as an Old Testament prophet.

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7 months

“Where’s Andrew?” Andrew, almost dying on the rocks behind them #TraitorsUK

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4 years

BREAKING: Trump announces “I AM THE KING” #TrumpMeltdown

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5 years

@FromThe63rd @nicholeknows @TVLine WON’T SOMEBODY STOP CONFUSING OUR POOR AARDVARK BABIES

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1 year

Gays in London won’t even travel if you’re more than a 20 minute tube away 5 HOURS? Sir, there is not a pole or hole on this EARTH worth that. NONE.

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2 years

This is why I’ll never leave the Northern line

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2 months

Looking at you Bonnie Langford #DoctorWho

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2 years

The number of guys (many of whom had an issue with me being gay at school) are now out and proud gay men and I often find myself thinking how different I’d be if we’d all actually had a supportive gay high school life would I be as depressed/anxious would I find dating as hard

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Cass

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6 years

This genuinely looks like most “Couple 4 Fun” pictures on Grindr in North London.

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6 years

Do you know this man? I found him backstage ⁦ @BGT ⁩ claiming to be some kind of TV presenter.

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3 months

The way I thought this was about to be a sweet old lady 😭😭

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1 year

I’m sat having my lunch and Alex has left a ring on the table That, plus having my lunch alone, why do I suddenly feel like my husband has just walked out on me for another man

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Cass

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6 years

When you go into Lush to browse and the sales assistants won’t leave you alone

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1 year

This woman, I hope she got every happiness after the show

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1 year

When you fall off the track on Mario Kart

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Cass

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1 year

@goldomens New reaction pic just dropped

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Cass

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4 years

@dontcaIImyname @awildertyme @Croquantes @hotdogsz This. I’ve actually defended her up until this point, but the smugness, condescension, and sanctimonious replies? No thanks. There’s only so far “she’s pointing out her privilege 😛😛😛” gets you. Telling other people how they feel about things? No thanks.

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4 years

Right I’m done. No-one will ever come close to snatching my heart like this person so there’s no point in even looking anymore.

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6 years

Sunday A day of rest

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4 years

I spent years growing up thinking these were bougie as fuck, and although now as an adult I know they’re only like £3.50, I still get them home and feel like

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4 years

We’ve... we’ve found hell.

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3 years

I love watching Grindr profiles move towards each other for hookups — it’s like my own little Eastenders (yes my life is empty, shush)

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5 years

LGBTQ: “hey kids, it’s okay to fancy another boy or girl” Anti-gay parents: “STOP SEXUALISING OUR KIDS. Anyway the penis goes into the vagina” Farrow tears down that facade that teaching LGBTQ+ issues is wrong because it sexualises kids. It’s just good old, plain homophobia.

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4 years

@thejtlewis @JoeBiden @KamalaHarris

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5 years

Oh, honey. Catholic campaigners are a fascinating bunch.

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3 years

See, I don’t know how I thought they filmed this scene but…

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Cass

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6 years

@GreggsOfficial One of them is this size and I’m just in awe at my hometown for having a Greggs the size of a Sainsbury’s Local

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6 years

@terrycrews @AGT HOST THE OSCARS DAMMIT

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4 years

@rubytrubes Just when I think landlords can’t surprise me anymore, here we are

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6 years

Privileged cis straight white man claims he’s bullied by trans community LGBTQ folk are literally killed every day. I haven’t got time for this show, or Susannah Reid anymore.

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4 months

Everyone in the UK tonight

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4 years

@harrisonjaime I just find it hilarious that he thinks this is some kind of gotcha? That a sitting senator won’t take a Covid test during a pandemic to ensure he can’t infect others? Take his seat.

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3 years

hello there #NewProfilePic

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4 months

The final few minutes of The Devil’s Chord

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Cass

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4 months

Please stop giving her, Matt Hancock, Boris Johnson, and the rest of the snakes airtime. I’m sick of these reality TV redemption arcs, and people fall for it EVERY TIME.

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3 years

Gays asking why I think I’ll win this game of Mario Kart when I’m in last place holding a blue shell

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1 year

To be fair, twink me was marvellous but she’s long dead now so you get what you’re given 😡

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1 year

A guy who I hooked up with in Streatham, who spent a good ten minutes pulling up twink photos of me from 5/6 years ago and telling me “you looked better like this, go back to this”, just popped up to me again as if we hadn’t met 😭 There’s even more beard this time I’m afraid 🚮

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4 years

TERF. TERF IN THE DUNGEON!

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2 years

How I think I’m How I really going to look after look after a a wet shave wet shave

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4 years

manager: hey are you doing okay this week? me: oh you know me Knowing me:

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2 years

omg I can’t believe it

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1 year

not this 😭

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7 months

I don’t think I fancy Paul Mescal anymore

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4 years

Seeing The Elder Scrolls VI trending and then realising why

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5 months

I searched the Postman Pat theme song ONCE

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4 years

I can’t cope

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4 years

Four priorities for the end of this breakdown:

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4 years

Two years ago today I finished university and took relief selfies 🥺

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4 years

that’s how Sue Cs it and I agree

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3 years

why does this picture make me feel at my most lumberjack

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1 year

To the man I’ve just been stood behind at the Tesco self checkouts with nothing in your basket but Radox bath salts, a big bar of Galaxy, and Pepsi Max: yes I am single, and yes I’m probably your soulmate x

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5 years

Doctor Strange opening a portal like

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1 year

A guy who I hooked up with in Streatham, who spent a good ten minutes pulling up twink photos of me from 5/6 years ago and telling me “you looked better like this, go back to this”, just popped up to me again as if we hadn’t met 😭 There’s even more beard this time I’m afraid 🚮

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6 years

Saying “you’re adorable” to a guy and have it autocorrect to “you’re affordable” isn’t my best flirting moment.

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6 years

HAVE TERRY CREWS HOST THE OSCARS

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3 years

When I reported an homophobic assault I was treated as a joke or like it wasn’t a serious report. But hey, colourful cars x

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5 years

I’m glad to see the candidates’ voting records floating around Twitter and not just getting absorbed into personalities. Esther McVey’s is particularly wonderful to see...

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3 years

Not too shabby, that.

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4 years

Trust me, I’m a Doctor

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