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Mainly tweet about Football, Newcastle, Comedy & FPL

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@CraigRich84
Craig
5 months
When you forget to log into your burner account to reply to your main one
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@CraigRich84
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5 months
@FreezerIceMan9 Proves he just chats shit to farm interactions
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@CraigRich84
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5 months
@adiharris13 Yeah, someone showed me earlier πŸ˜‚ you'd have thought he'd have learnt from that
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@CraigRich84
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1 year
@LewisBowden_ @PitchSideTweets Newcastle bias is real, no wonder loads of our fans don't take you seriously
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@CraigRich84
Craig
9 months
Hall - 19 Livramento- 21 Botman - 24 Joelinton- 27 Bruno - 26 Tonali - 23 Miley - 17 Willock - 24 Gordon - 22 Isak - 24 These are the players we should be building a team with, not aging players like Wilson, Burn, Trippier, etc
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@CraigRich84
Craig
2 years
Tell me again how it's the money we've spent that's the reason Newcastle are currently 3rd
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@CraigRich84
Craig
7 months
Twitter on Saturday night is going to be horrific
@NUFC
Newcastle United FC
7 months
A trip to the Emirates Stadium is next up. πŸ‘Š πŸ”œ #ARSNEW
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@CraigRich84
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9 months
Gordon has 7 Goals and 5 assists in the Prem yet isn't listed. Wonder who else they've missed out
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@CraigRich84
Craig
11 months
"My team can't beat you, so I'll celebrate another team doing it," Like watching another man fuck your wife you weird little cunt.
@spencermorgan93
Spencer Morgan
11 months
Hold that @NUFC
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@CraigRich84
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1 year
@TheGallowgateR So you could say he's Bueno Guimaraes?
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@CraigRich84
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1 year
IF Newcastle can't get 6 points from 4 games that include playing 18th & 19th in the league then maybe they're not ready for the Champions Leage
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@CraigRich84
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5 months
@AlexM3rkou Or he's forgotten to switch accounts like he did here
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@CraigRich84
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5 months
@Viraltitokvids Could be worse, could be a blue tick copying and pasting tweets word for word
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@CraigRich84
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1 year
@LewisBowden_ @PitchSideTweets Improving your football knowledge would be a good start. Don't need to think none of our players have flaws
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@CraigRich84
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1 year
@TheClubLiveTw The disrespect Longstaff gets is incredible. Consistently puts in solid performances
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@CraigRich84
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2 years
@ladbible I'm more intrigued by what sort of shot the guy with the cue was going for in the 1st place
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@CraigRich84
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2 years
@donhutch4 Because there's 2 professional teams called Manchester something and only 1 that starts Newcastle, can't believe how many fans get so triggered by this
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@CraigRich84
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5 months
@Xpedite0500 That's why I screenshotted not quote tweeted πŸ˜‚
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@CraigRich84
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2 years
Congratulations to @NUFC and @WestHam who are this weeks @FA_PGMOL reward winners. Tune in next week to see if they can retain their titles #VAR
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@CraigRich84
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5 months
@SeanDOlfc This one πŸ˜‚
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@CraigRich84
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1 year
@FadairoMichael5 @Itshaber @ManUtd I heard him in the audio, that's enough for me
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@CraigRich84
Craig
2 months
This aged well. Or did you mean next Friday?
@The_Looney_Toon
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Medical booked on Friday. Not sure for who. Could be Thiaw
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@CraigRich84
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5 months
@afcmartinellis Probably because it'd be phrased different if he was. It'd be more like "actually, it's different" or perhaps "after seeing the replay....." plus I found out after tweeting that he has previous for doing similar
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@CraigRich84
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11 months
Fake because it doesn't fit your narrative? Gabriel doesn't appeal for a foul. Ball doesn't go out. Gordon is behind the ball VAR is for "clear & obvious" mistakes. There were none. If it had been disallowed on the field, it would have stayed that way. Anything else?
@DeanJamesAFC
Dean James
11 months
So just to clarify, all I’m getting from Newcastle fans is insults and that fake BeIN Sports image πŸ˜‚
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@CraigRich84
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1 year
@AdamP1242 Just making our fanbase look like even bigger spanners, well done πŸ‘πŸ‘
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@CraigRich84
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10 months
Villa fans, enjoy the Arsenal fans fume for the next 5 weeks
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@CraigRich84
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2 years
@mrdanwalker Dan chose violence and I for one am all for it πŸ‘
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@CraigRich84
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1 year
@simiafc @Football__Tweet Yep, we're definitely a time-wasting defensive side πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈπŸ˜‚
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@CraigRich84
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9 months
@ToonFan14 He's as attacking a player as Florian Wirtz, Cole Palemr & Hoffman
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1 year
@LesDennis But Les, can you confirm if you're a horse or not?
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@CraigRich84
Craig
9 months
A few days ago, it was rumored that we'd need to sell Bruno, Botman, or Isak to fund a rebuild. Now it looks like we can rebuild by getting rid of Wilson & Trippier. Certainly know which option I prefer
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@CraigRich84
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1 year
@OneLastFrank Worked for me as well, I cried though so got 20% off
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2 years
@Tgarratt10 Feel sorry for whoevers garden that is πŸ˜‚
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@CraigRich84
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1 year
@FootballJOE Striker - Shearer All round forward - Henry
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@CraigRich84
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3 months
@TJayyyy_1 High school is definitely a Northern thing. I called it Secondary School when I lived down South.
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@CraigRich84
Craig
11 months
@HoBz1414 @paarsons He's literally told you his location, Stansted Airport tomorrow. Pay attention Hobzy mate πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ
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@CraigRich84
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5 months
@DanClarkPR Eze and Henderson play different positions so not really Henderson over Eze, if that happens. Olise is French which makes it difficult for him to play for England.
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@CraigRich84
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5 months
@marknelsoncomic People like him are one of the bad things about social media πŸ˜‚
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@CraigRich84
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1 year
@Samnash_ @Lukedutchh 18 now and 6 years ago, impressive
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@CraigRich84
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1 month
@ShaunLFC9 @zahra_etc Does the why really matter? Nothing justifies it.
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@CraigRich84
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5 months
Yeah, he hadn't convinced anyone by September, had he? πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ Sanjay and No Hope are a pair of idiots
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@nufcsanjay
Sanjay
5 months
Craig is correct. And the response is an example of Twitter completely misconstruing something into something to get angry about. The tweet is completely factual. He never once says Longstaff is better than Tonali, or that Tonali won't be a great player. But of course, people
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@CraigRich84
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2 years
@TikiTokaMate Physiotherapist and parteytherapist
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5 months
@ManiacRedDevil I'd personally ban all club channels and youtubers πŸ˜‚
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@CraigRich84
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2 years
@Football__Tweet Dropped charges doesn't mean innocent, get rid
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@CraigRich84
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2 years
@laura_woodsy @tom1875_ Thanks for saving me from that army of ninjas that tried to mug me, I'm just glad there was only 8 of them. You might have struggled if there had been more
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@CraigRich84
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5 months
@NewcastleFansTV And this is why stats aren't everything. Elliott is a far better player than Longstaff and considerably younger, so arguably only going to keep getting better.
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@CraigRich84
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2 years
@Football__Tweet Top 5 greatest American athletes of all time*
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@CraigRich84
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1 year
@paddypower As long as the premier league deem it to be fair value what's the issue? Leicester have King Power who was also their owners company. Mike Ashley had sports direct advertising everywhere and nobody complained
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@CraigRich84
Craig
9 months
Newcastle do a team photo after every win. Nice touch for our fans, doing it in front of them at the home of our biggest local rivals. More importantly, though, why is a Liverpool fan bothered? Have been told by a number of your fans that we're not rivals.
@CouchNish
Couch Nish
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Imagine Everton had been relegated for a few years, we match up with them in the FA Cup, easily beat them and then Pep Lijnders organises a team photo on the pitch like we’d won the UCL. He’d be slaughtered by our fanbase.
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@CraigRich84
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1 year
Any other answer is wrong
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@JonnyGucks
Jonny Guckian
1 year
What's a fictional character death you're never going to recover from? 😭😭😭
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@CraigRich84
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8 months
"Never let us down" How many times has he missed/ruined scoring opportunities (that would change games) because he doesn't have a right foot? "Yay, he can run" fuck off will ya
@andybiotix
ANDY⚫βšͺ
8 months
@gw850 What's with this nastiness towards our players with some fans. Miggy isn't top level, but he's never let us down, his press (fundamental in Howes team) running, and the odd worldy should be appreciated. Not this hostility.
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@CraigRich84
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3 years
@iresimpsonsfans I always thought this line was harsh, also "they're won't be snow in Africa this Christmas time" As opposed to the whiteout blizzard they had the year before? πŸ€”
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@CraigRich84
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5 months
@Steveandertonx @ChronicleNUFC Yeah course not πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ
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@CraigRich84
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3 months
@MichaelNUFC_ I'm nowhere near an Almiron fan but he's not to blame. Minteh refused to move, the club rejected offers for Trippier and Wilson in January, they also bought Harvey Barnes who I like but wasn't really needed. The higher ups and Howe are to blame, it's as simple as that.
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@CraigRich84
Craig
1 year
Giving the Dr. Catford story a run for its money
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Have A Word
1 year
Best podcast story ever told? 🀣
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@TikiTokaMate Lassana Diarra right?
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@CraigRich84
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11 months
@sharrond62 @NUFC Perhaps you should get more info and not just the stuff that fits your transphobic agenda before commenting? πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ
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1 year
@nufcpb Gordon and Isak running at Hummels will be carnage.
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@CraigRich84
Craig
1 year
I see your list and raise you mine
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@darcieingo
Darcie Ingham
1 year
My gig list is better than yours @JamieHComedy @DanHasAPodcast @adamrowecomedy @jimmycarr can’t wait to add to it πŸ₯³πŸ₯³
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@CraigRich84
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8 months
Dog probably topped itself rather than live with Linzi
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. @NUFC fan Linzi Smith says stress induced by a ban from St. James' Park, because of her views on Trans people, meant she couldn’t grieve the loss of her dog. β€œI lost my dog three weeks before this all kicked off, I haven’t even be able to grieve.” #TalkTV
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1 year
@thomashammond__ Big Joe again, been most consistent in my opinion
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1 year
@TheAthleticFC @OfficialBHAFC Ooooo he got them from 9th to 6th, how impressive. Done a good job but shouldn't be manager of the season.
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1 year
@___PM1O I apologise for the absolute specials that seem to live in our fanbase πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈπŸ˜‚
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@CraigRich84
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2 years
@SkySportsPL Technically 3 assists as he won the free kick that Trippier scored
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@CraigRich84
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1 year
@CraigHope_DM Can't be running much, they're 2-0 down
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1 year
@axhleighlouise Probably an element of homophobia in there as well.
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@CraigRich84
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2 years
@milocomedy "What's the nature of the complaint?" "You're greeting them" πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ some people are just miserable
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@CraigRich84
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2 years
@KateElizF He's only doing what your fans were telling him to the other week and getting out of your club
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@CraigRich84
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1 year
@CraigHope_DM Harsh calling it a poor selection, extremely close to his 1st goal and was positive. Couple of poor decisions in the final 3rd that's it
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@CraigRich84
Craig
2 years
@roberts_glenis @DuneGeorgina @calvinrobinson That's not the same at all though is it? Also I presume when you said Manchester the respone wasn't "no where are you really from"
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2 years
Not a bad selection at all
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@CraigRich84
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1 year
@rebekkarnold Juat said similar. No man goes back to a woman who accuses him of the things she said he did. Women stay with their abusers far too often unfortunately.
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@CraigRich84
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1 year
@90min_Football Isak up top, Martinelli to the left, Guimeras to where Partey is then bring in Joelinton, Saliba potentially for Schar
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@CraigRich84
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5 months
@HLTCO Newcastle have had the same with Isak & Bruno G. The second non "big 6" players start playing well the media goes into overdrive linking them with anyone they can.
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10 months
@JamieHComedy Hadn't occurred to me he was your regen
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@CraigRich84
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2 years
Possiby my favourite @Haveawordpod story ever. If you know you know
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@CraigRich84
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8 months
@toadmeister Strange how there's no mention of her comparing herself to Hitler or making light of the Hillsborough disaster. Should have been a lifetime ban
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@CraigRich84
Craig
11 months
@NetaRoggo @mdoogan97 @BritishGas He'll wait til summer then, problem solved.
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@CraigRich84
Craig
10 months
@ShelvatronMk2 Plus, Leeds, Southampton and Leicester aren't in the prem. This must be from when they bottled league last season
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@CraigRich84
Craig
1 year
Finish work today at 6pm. Saturday - Fly to Amsterdam and then see @adamrowecomedy in Haarlem. Sunday- AZ Alkmaar vs. Sparta Rotterdam Monday - Fly to Milan Tuesday - AC Milan vs Newcastle Not a bad way to start a week off πŸ˜‚
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@CraigRich84
Craig
8 months
How is this going under the radar so much? They've been decent for a couple seasons now, but this is horrific form
@footballontnt
Football on TNT Sports
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Brighton have just πŸ‘ 𝐰𝐒𝐧𝐬 𝐒𝐧 𝐭𝐑𝐞𝐒𝐫 π₯𝐚𝐬𝐭 πŸπŸ” Premier League games πŸ˜¬β›”οΈ
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11 months
Looks awfully bright for 645pm kick off in Germany πŸ‘€
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5 months
@MufcWonItAll2 Already arrived πŸ˜‚
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@CraigRich84
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2 years
@DanHasAPodcast So....Adams Gone
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@CraigRich84
Craig
2 years
@piersmorgan He's not ruined my Christmas so correct he hasn't ruined everyone's Christmas. The government are to blame for all of this but don't let that stop you from having pointless rants, it is after all how you make a living
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@CraigRich84
Craig
1 year
@MagpieForever @NUFC_Creeps Act like a creep and get called out for being a creep. Not a difficult concept really
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@CraigRich84
Craig
11 months
Imagine doubling down like this πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ You're definitely the sort of bloke women need protection from.
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@CraigRich84
Craig
9 months
Ahh yes "injury" πŸ‘€πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ
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@FabrizioRomano
Fabrizio Romano
9 months
πŸš¨πŸ‡¬πŸ‡­ Thomas Partey, not included in Ghana squad for the AFCON. He’s staying in London to recover from injury.
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@CraigRich84
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@brycey3011 They'd hate my little brother going to a game then, he has downs syndrome and never shuts up πŸ˜‚ he loves shouting and signing even if nobody understands him
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@CraigRich84
Craig
5 months
@UTDLui @afcmartinellis Newsflash, Mark Goldbridge is a moron who has previous for doing exactly what I've said he's done here
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@CraigRich84
Craig
9 months
Only 2 worth praising today
@NUFC
Newcastle United FC
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@CraigRich84
Craig
11 months
Can Arsenal fans watch this, accept it, move on, and stop moaning, please?
@SkySportsPL
Sky Sports Premier League
11 months
"That is the key issue here" Dermot Gallagher talks us through the decision to allow Anthony Gordon's goal to stand in Newcastle's 1-0 win over Arsenal 🧐
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5 months
Love seeing Newcastle twitter all in agreement for once πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ @deeprossed @nufcpb
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@CraigRich84
Craig
8 months
@caseysean51 Fuck off Sean 1st he was a done deal to us Then he was done to Palace Now you're trying to claim you were right all along. Guess enough teams and eventually you'll pick the right one
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@CraigRich84
Craig
9 months
@halligan_ethan If Wirtz is on there, Gordon should be. Both wingers
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@CraigRich84
Craig
6 months
What a pair of dickheads these 2 are. @nufc2everything Pushing a player makes racism okay, does it? @SvenAnders64541 1% of racism is still too much.
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@CraigRich84
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1 year
@FadairoMichael5 @Itshaber @ManUtd Ronaldo mentioned in your bio and now defending Greenwood, you must just hate women. Absolute danger
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