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5 years

Tonight, I accomplished a personal goal of mine to make a timpano for my friends. After two days of work, I accomplished my dream.

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4 months

The Midwest is such a fascinating culture, why are their card games so complicated.

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4 years

My roommate checking in

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4 years

Arizona is an experiment to see what happens when you run your government like a coldstone in a failing mall.

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Doug Ducey should probably resign and not come back to Arizona

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3 years

Oh yeah summer in Phoenix ain’t too bad, gets up to 120 but by 5 the smoke from the raging wild fires consumes the sun and makes it pretty reasonable out

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4 years

Telling my kids this was the original Arizona state capitol

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4 years

Trump congratulating Doug Ducey on the job he’s done in Arizona

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4 years

How could the two questions on ASU's innovative app fail to stop this from happening?

azfamily 3TV CBS 5

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4 years

Coronavirus on campus: Parents say their teens were exposed to COVID-19 at one ASU dorm In Tempe.

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4 years

Indigenous, black and latinx people: *organize relentlessly to make Arizona a little less oppressive* liberals: Thank you John McCain. 🥰

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4 years

Joe Biden is the first Democrat in 24 years to win Arizona. I’d like to imagine it as John McCain getting the last laugh.

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@retraC__

4 years

The Phoenix PD union just said they don’t know how to build trust if they can’t choke people to death.

Zach Crenshaw

@ZachCrenshaw

4 years

JUST IN: A statement from the main Phoenix PD union, PLEA.

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4 years

My guy only has one yellow polo 😔

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4 years

There's gonna be a lot of talk about how Arizona turned blue because of tech or Californians - disregard that. Arizona turned blue thanks to the tireless work of marginalized grassroots activists. Any other narrative is erasure.

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in like 6th grade I was watching tv with this kid named Sean and he said exactly this and I was like “wtf are you talking about” he was later arrested for manslaughter but that’s unrelated

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3 years

Downtown Phoenix, Arizona this whole week

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One time I told a prosecutor I was getting fired by a client at our next court hearing and he brought all of his offices interns to come watch “a defense attorney get yelled at” which is such grade A level hating I actually respect him more after he did that

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6 months

@clubmoss_ That’s actually insane to say…what does he think upstate New York is like lmao

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3 years

We are 0-1 since Doug Ducey started caring. This is his fault

Doug Ducey

@DougDucey

3 years

It’s game day! Arizona is rooting for you, @Suns ! #RallyTheValley

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4 months

In the southwest it’s just poker and blackjack and you’re gambling — in the Midwest it seems dramatically more ritualistic

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4 years

Every leftist in Phoenix looks exactly like this

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6 months

Just realized this reads like I love facing trial for driving stoned

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@retraC__

6 months

Everytime I get a marijuana dui I get so excited, these cases are so fun to fight

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3 years

Idk who the phx suns that made this was but y’all made my day, I love this community so much. Go suns 🥲

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2 years

Oh to be a bobcat on a mighty saguaro

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4 years

The day after he attended this party Arizona saw our deadliest day yet. I hope Doug has an incredible time

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2 years

This man lacks any sense of wonder and joy about the natural world

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@groovyk8 Birdwatching seems boring

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8 years

Things Arizona cares about: -Emma Stone -Unusual weather events

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3 years

WE GOT A NOT GUILTY VERDICT LETS FUCKING GO

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2 years

@youngtiddy Grown ass man with hair (men should be bald)

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4 years

Toobin, Rudy and now Fort Bragg. What a week.

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10 months

East coasters will never understand the beauty of chandler arizonas tumbleweed tree

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4 years

To everyone @ ing the governor: I promise you he does not care, if he cared he’d be working and not at a god damn Brophy grad party.

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@retraC__

3 years

Shut the fuck up doug you don’t get to enjoy this

Doug Ducey

@DougDucey

3 years

Arizona is FIRED UP for a @Suns victory! We just unveiled our #RallyTheValley banner at the Arizona State Capitol. Go Suns and beat the Bucks!

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2 years

Bacon egg and cheese, coffee and a mimosa because my friends and I passed the bar today

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@retraC__

4 years

Ducey Variant just dropped

Nicole Grigg

@NicoleSGrigg

4 years

JUST IN: @ASUBiodesign researchers have found a new #covid19 variant in Arizona. It's being called a 'variant of interest'. So far, 15 cases in Arizona, 1 in Texas, 1 in New Mexico. This is called the E484K variant. @abc15

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@retraC__

4 years

If Italian Americans really wanted to honor our heros and not some racist goomba, we’d put up statues of Danny Devito and Stanley Tucci.

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3 years

Suns game today pt. 3

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4 years

It’s surreal that I’m in business insider calling for the resignation of the governor. Hope he listens

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@retraC__

2 years

Everybody say cheers Carter (just finished law school)

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1 year

Many people are thinking the two statements are related when I explicitly said they were not

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@retraC__

3 months

As a crimmigration attorney working in a border county I simply can not stomach any discussion on immigration. It’s all made up boogeymen and democrats consistently just give into republicans on their desires to dehumanize people

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@retraC__

7 years

"What the hell man I'm totally over 18 sell me the fucking mint pods"

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4 years

BREAKING: Doug Ducey just unveiled an updated plan for schools during the pandemic.

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2 years

Babe—we’re going to Scottsdale tonight, you wear something fancy and I’ll put on my suns jersey and a gold chain

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3 years

Arizona is weird dude you got all these dudes out here in the rain just to see what a river looks like

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4 years

Michael Crow on the ASU covid outbreak

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My children, here is the Arizona Supreme Court

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4 years

Good morning Broncos, Please stop sending me DMs like this with your full name attached and then blocking me, at least let me move the conversation forward!

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@retraC__

4 years

@carterforva Rose emoji twitter seeing Lee Carter in the replies for their other non socialism interests

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Doug Ducey after doing his weekly covid prevention ritual of giving restaurants money to build a patio

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@retraC__

4 years

To correct the fake news allegations the party was June, not July. The table runners are red and white because that’s Brophy’s colors (source: I went there :/) Does not make that better, he warned specifically against graduation parties

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@retraC__

2 years

Off to take the bar everyone say goodluck Carter ❤️ ttyl

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@retraC__

4 years

AZ dems start gaining traction for once in like 20 years and the republicans start burning down their offices, very cool and normal political climate here in the copper state

The AZ - abc15 - Data Guru

@Garrett_Archer

4 years

#Breaking the @MaricopaDems confirm that the fire at the Arizona Democratic Party headquarters was an act of arson.

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@retraC__

4 years

I got an internship with my dream job yesterday 😌

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@retraC__

1 year

It’s so crazy phages twitter feed is like 12:03 pm Gonna play Zelda with no pants and eat Taco Bell till the Knicks game 2:17 pm Birds are musicians of the sky 3:30 pm Just saved a woman’s life. 5:00 pm Just kinda chillin lol

phage

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Just pulled a woman out from a flipped over car. She appears to be physically alright with the ambulance here now. Never thought i’d have to do that in my life

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4 years

Damn, just realized I'm totally gonna be taken off of the Brophy reunion planning committee now.

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3 years

I want a Twitter wrapped, something like “you posted 13 calls for help this year. They got 3 likes on average”

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3 years

One year anniversary of the greatest lie ever told

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2 years

My girlfriend taking care of me after 2 ipas

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2 years

What if we were your lawyers lol

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4 years

A bunch of people who told me they wouldn’t protest this summer because of covid go out to bars and parties now — it’s very cool that covid doesn’t infect you if you’re having fun

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@retraC__

3 years

Won a sentencing argument today and got my client released from jail 🥲 first time I did one with an in custody defendant where they got to go home after. What’s crazy good feeling

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@retraC__

8 years

Dear @SFPDChief - #AlexNieto was murdered by Roger Morse. This is an embarrassment to our city, #FireMorse @SFPD

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4 years

Made sure to bring two masks for different photo ops

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2 years

Quizlet wife saga

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3 years

Character development

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4 years

Arizona is getting glossed over in that NYT article on the racial inequities in COVID infections but our map is particularly sickening. Doug Ducey is killing Native Americans.

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@retraC__

3 years

Ducey said I will not rest until I kill more of you.

Doug Ducey

@DougDucey

3 years

#COVID19 VACCINE UPDATE: I’ve issued an Executive Order banning “vaccine passports” and preventing state and local governments from requiring Arizonans to provide their #COVID19 vaccination status to receive service or enter an area. 1/

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7 years

@guwop @HoodlumRosea

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4 years

Thank you mark kelly for proving to the world that every mustached Arizonan with a bust hairline can achieve our dreams and go to the moon and the senate

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@retraC__

4 years

@GovernorAnne fun fact: the original version of this tweet specified fiesta mall but was quickly deleted for broader appeal. that said, east valley represent.

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@retraC__

4 years

I sorta empathize with Doug Ducey because I am also incompetent and don’t want to my job

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1 year

Third floor of the Pima county courthouse has the absolute funkiest bathroom I’ve ever seen in a government building

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3 years

I love the suns 🥲 I love my town 🥲 we’ll get it next time fellas☀️

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8 years

My goals for 2017 1. Learn Spanish 2. Eat healthier 3. Bring down a fascist regime 4. Spend time with family and friends

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@retraC__

4 years

The people of Arizona: please do something we’re dying and can’t make rent Ducey: stop politicizing this 😡 you libs are just rooting for the virus 😒 you hate me because you want to be governor I bet 💁🏻‍♂️

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3 years

I’m gatekeeping being Italian today

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3 years

Laying on the floor just waiting for the game to start

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4 years

Hi, it’s me. Your lawyer.

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4 years

Community fridge: 7th st just north of Fillmore in downtown phx

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@hannibalburess "I can film shut up" 😂😂😂

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@retraC__

4 years

I'm not a journalist, never claimed to be and I don't work for a "liberal blog" As the chair of the Arizona republican party I'd think you'd check that before just getting big mad on twitter.

Dr. Kelli Ward 🇺🇸

@kelliwardaz

4 years

@Scarpinato People should worry about themselves rather than looking at “hidden camera” photos of elected officials posted by so-called “journalists” who work for liberal blogs. If you want to wear a mask - do it. If you want to stay home - do it. Here’s the data:

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@retraC__

2 years

In lieu of therapy, I drive through the desert blasting Steely Dan shortly after waking up like twice a year. This works for me.

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4 years

Last thing, it's nice that Ducey knows that I don't think he's fit to run my state. But it's also deeply depressing that the the first time I've felt heard from the government they started twitter beef with me. That's just the tech dystopia in which we find ourselves, I guess.

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2 years

POV: you just walked into the hootenanny and we’re happy you could make it

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@retraC__

4 years

Nvm I figured it out.

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@retraC__

4 years

Anyone good with photoshop? Can’t figure out how to fit both Ducey and Trump into my header :/

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@retraC__

4 years

The fact that vaccinating the incarcerated for free is shrugged off as a radical idea is evidence of how successful the prison industrial complex has been at dehumanizing its victims

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@retraC__

4 years

My son, here is the governors mansion

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@retraCtheJD

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4 years

I will never get over that armed protestors threatening county officials over a conspiracy got no response from @dougducey But unarmed Black people marching in the same place asking for the police to not shoot someone ever 5 days gets the fucking National guard

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@retraC__

3 years

I’ve been waiting for this boy to bloom and oh my god he did not disappoint. Thank you ms. cactus

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@retraC__

3 years

This fit goes so hard, yet the local news is silent 🤔

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3 years

I’m going to the suns game tonight and I want y’all to understand imma be the most fitted dude in the footprint arena

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Everytime I get a marijuana dui I get so excited, these cases are so fun to fight

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4 years

@katiegiel @KyreneSchools Jfc absolutely unhinged response here, I think he’s a little intimidated by the JD lmao

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Cinnamon Toast Crunch for lunch was the move

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3 years

Doug Ducey is not allowed to like the suns, last time he started caring we lost the finals. Stay out of this you 5’4 goblin

Doug Ducey

@DougDucey

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History! Congratulations on a new franchise record, @Suns . This is a special team that’s sure to have a special season.

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A bit of good news on the first day back! Got hired for a spring externship at my dream office where Ill get to have my own cases 😭

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It was a smear attack, but I’m allowed to smear a man responsible for over 1,000 dead Arizonans. The only fact wrong was the date and even then on June 6th we had 1k new cases and we were trending up.