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I'm not drunk. I just can't walk or undress myself.

Alloa,Central Scotland
Joined November 2009
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@Jo00ocean1970 It wasn't called Heat for nothing....
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@mattsinger The Matrix. The old Warner Bros cardboard sleeve one
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@dennisbhooper When a guy is bisexual, it's boring as shit..
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@delgado23jon @strangeharbors If he can't even make it past a 3 minute main title sequence then he's right he should go do something else, anything but watch movies. I'd love to see how he would react to watching the likes of Ben-Hur with a 6 minute overture BEFORE a 3 minute main title sequence.
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@PaulMcDirt @themichaelcaine Paid for his house, that did.
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3 years
@UberFacts Never trust anything an atom tells you, they make up everything.
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7 months
@bobda @BeatTheCult This is the biggest misconception theists have about non-believers. That we all think the universe came from absolutely nothing. 'Nothing' could be farther from the truth. I prefer to say I do not know, instead. That's a more sensible option than making up mythical fairytales.
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@councilofbobs @UberFacts People look different when they're out of their workwear...
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@Nigella_Lawson And I thought you were....
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@TheSWU Try 47...
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@RylanFilm @cocainecross Pedro has been on the 'scene' for years. 👍
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@UberFacts I'm finding this hard to swallow.
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@JuiceThousand Brutal cash grab for regular, physical media consumers. Yet 'celebrities' can peruse the actual closet with no time limit and get their choices for free. Sickening.
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2 years
@JimmyDavis26_2 @JeriLRyan Mate, are you for real? 😂
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6 months
@HeroShack @reading_chemist As a child free adult, am I only allowed to go out at night?
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6 months
@devonaura Lady GaGa would still have been in her nappies. Sorry, diapers.
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@Scarboildotcom @PicturesFoIder Little kids in Nigeria eat it every day....
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@BryanAGraham Mark Frost and David Lynch didn't know at this point. Unless she's where they got the idea from. 😆 And if so then she is directly responsible for Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me. Madam, I salute you. 🫡
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6 months
@dianahenryart @CatholicVote All religion should be mocked. For something that isn't real and is taken so seriously by so many is ridiculous.
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3 years
@paperssil Hereditary...
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2 years
@conceptartsw Ships with Boobies or ships with Balls? Definitely Boobies. 😜
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3 years
@DeepWaterLife A Whaaaaaaaaaaat? That's a Tiger Shark 🦈
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@MantoothTy @BowTiedRanger The first cell didn't just magically appear. It took approximately 750 million years after the formation of the earth for the first cells to evolve from the primordial soup. You just can't imagine the length of time these processes take. Evolution is real, go read and learn.
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3 years
@UberFacts Last time I'm touching one of those horny little buggers
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@honduranhimbo @Variety Would you go see a movie called Arthur Fleck?
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19 days
@Jay3_16 @Lilith_Atheist When do atheists say everything came from nothing? And if you can only be good because of a fictitious rulebook and fear of eternal damnation then you're not being a good person for the sake of others. You're only doing it to suit yourself. I'm a good person because i want to be.
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8 months
@Shelley61265352 So what else can this baby do? So far it's a skydiving, housebreaking baby with a death wish. What's next ?
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3 months
@dxstinyy00 Don't post attention seeking rage bait and I think you'll find most people will leave you alone. You do you, let people do their friends if they want to. 😂 Have a nice day now. 👋
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10 months
@kelvinNM11 @tweetsofjess @Askwhyisit @PetersJVecrumba @realMichaelHawk A fish didn't 'become' a human.There were many stages of evolution before and after the fish.Because you can't comprehend the period of time it takes for evolution to occur,it doesn't mean it can't happen.If you can't accept scientific fact then you will never be convinced.
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2 years
@MarkHamill Sounds better with this... The Force Will Be With You, Always. 😊 Somebody add the explosion ripples now and the video will be COMPLETE! 👍
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3 years
@UberFacts The Eye of Ra Stargate pendant.
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@Tasnyx Who wears it best?
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@MadScientistFF People in general.
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@TheFrankOzJam @MeCookieMonster And now I can't get the image of SS Muppets out of my head.....
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@BlackLCult David looks a lot healthier now that he has stopped smoking. 👍👍😊
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@Monkey_Pants I half expected this to look like the Jedi archives...
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@ChrisAlvino @TheAnorSun @DragonCobolt @jesawyer So far there is only one cut of Prometheus. None of the deleted/extended scenes have been put back in to make a 'directors' cut.
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@jimmybaker2022 @Lilith_Atheist Your upbringing, indoctrination and belief in an outdated, savage, misogynistic, hateful and apocryphal religion, is the abomination here. Try living in the present day, rather than the dark ages.
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@alicetremond So difficult but I'm gonna have to go with something that's whirring away upstairs....
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@SubstanceIs No Lynch. No course.
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@numberoneszafan @xzaVermillion What's he gonna do? Blackmail you into buying him weed because he saw you wanking? 🤔 That doesn't make sense. 😂
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@hooksbaited @RebecaD007 The last thing I'd be doing if I was that devastated would be posting it on this ridiculous app.....
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@pikeshorse Why in the 42 years of thinking I know pretty much all there is to know about Star Trek II, am I only just finding this out just now? 🤔
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@ppetion67 @BeatTheCult Makes perfect sense. What don't you understand?
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4 years
@hammerheadbat (aussie accent) 'that's not a leaf..... THAT'S a leaf!!'
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2 years
@mrbrianrowe And finally, monsieur, a wafer-thin mint.
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@coltongriffith @ryanwhitney6 Whale was feeding, not attacking.
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@clarisselou You're on an alien planet, billions of miles from home, you've just seen a giant alien dead body and you decide to leave everyone you're with and go back to the ship but get lost instead. (Which ends badly) I always thought Fifield and Millburn were being dumb, but ship is good.
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@BlightPrism @bornposting I dunno....I wasn't expecting skull island to go all cannibal holocaust on my ass...
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@neldonal A happy wave and a big smile does not make you autistic.
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@ecto_fun I love this movie and mostly because it has a bloody great score by David Arnold.
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4 months
@Scarboildotcom @PicturesFoIder So, in a country where almost half of its population are under the age of 15, you're telling me that not one of them eats Nigerian food? Don't be ridiculous mate, there's no need to be a contrarian just for the sake of it.
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@0_Azerr @vorpalteeth Then you cannot really comment on a show you haven't seen, can you?
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@UberFacts Glad to see where the publics priorities lie 😂
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@JJModelMaking Gotta be old faithful NCC-1701 (refit)
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3 years
@KermodeMovie Mark, seeing as I am Scottish, the only reason I will take no offence to this tweet is if you agree with me that James Horner's score is frickin' awesome and the best thing about the film. 👍😉
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1 year
@schlocketeer When I saw Alien: Covenant (digital projection) the 2.35 image had been windowboxed (see example) inside the large 2.35 screen. I sat for a few minutes to see if the staff had noticed or if anyone else in the theatre would do anything about it. People won't complain, i did. 😂
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@Rafaelalv2002 That Basic Instinct is one the best films ever made.
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@CultureCrave @etnow Zendaya with a David Lynch Dune t-shirt. 👍
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2 years
@WilliamShatner @kirstiealley 'how we deal with death, is as at least as important, as how we deal with life.'
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@TheCinesthetic The only true best performance...
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@alicetremond It can only be, the ring...
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2 years
@ThatsOurWaldo 'Leland says, you're going back, to Missoula, MONTANAAA!!'
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3 years
@TheAcademy The Abyss
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2 years
@RebeccaVal95 @GBNEWS @thecoastguy He wasn't having a go at the lgbt+ community. He was having a go at the PC brigade and how the news focuses on trivial gossip, to keep us distracted from what we should be paying attention to.
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@AvalynWu Thanks for spoiling that.👍
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@kristapley @PatrickLuce @MatineeMode You can tell the first bus is starting to make a left turn just before it goes out of frame.
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5 months
@JWPepperSheriff Hi, I'm Plenty But of courshe you are. Plenty O'Toole Named after your father, perhaps?
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2 years
@GelNerd '89 was a movie geeks wet dream. Lethal Weapon 2. Licence To Kill. Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade. The Abyss. Star Trek V: The Final Frontier. Batman. Back To The Future Part II. Black Rain. Ghostbusters II. Always. The 'Burbs. Still not quite up there with '82 tho.
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2 years
@fasc1nate Never give up. Never surrender.
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@AdmiralKurtz @bobda @BeatTheCult Oh c'mon, not this again. I don't need a rule book to tell me how to behave in life. That's insulting to humanity to say we can't figure out for ourselves how to behave as a society. Or can we only be 'good' under pain of death and eternity in a 'living hell.'? Utter nonsense.
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@UberFacts Nice, big, c...!
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@delgado23jon @strangeharbors Thats why I said he should go do something else. With an attention span like that, there's no point if he can't make it past a main title sequence. He should try knitting instead 😂
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2 years
@AuthorConfusion You mean Clithedral?
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@EP_AnimalLovers @Shunyaa00 Not in the slightest bit cool or funny. Far from it.
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2 years
@Gibboanxious The Godfather. Is Jimmy Caan about to riddled with gunfire? And I'm afraid Jaws is the greatest film of all time. 😂👍
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3 years
@lazermole If you get canceled over a fictional character then there really is something wrong with humanity.... 😜
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5 months
@Nonlin_Org Anthropomorphising molecules? You should just add some googly eyes and smiley mouth....
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2 years
@AliPlumb That would be....
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@GroovyBruce 'Robert' the Bruce Campbell!
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8 months
@PhilTippett I dunno but it's made me put my Blu-ray on....
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2 months
@javier078 Same as streaming shows. Star Trek Discovery's ending was spoiled by someone posting pics of it literally one day after and when I pulled them up for it I was told I should have muted star trek. I'm sorry but I don't have to mute fuck all. Use some fucking restraint. Ok rant over
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@Kevin_A_Reilly @UberFacts You'll find it wandering...
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@anon_opin They took an elevator to the detention level. And maybe there's a tractor beam control interface on every level? Who is this? What's your operating number? Ah, boring conversation anyway!! 🤣
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@007 Submersible Lotus Esprit
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@cbassdaddy8 Because most of them look like greasy kebab meat surrounded by a ring of wet, matted dog hair....
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@Jay3_16 @Lilith_Atheist There's no such thing as an evangelical atheist. Just like there's no such thing as a god, so I'm no better than your average atheist.
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@JasontheLayman @TheSkeptic4122 You are a blank slate when you are born. Your conscience grows as you grow physically and mentally. You are not 'given' anything.
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2 years
@Robertized @thecoastguy You sound pissed off 😂
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3 years
@TimotheeUpdates Does this mean Timothée will eventually play Dale Cooper in a Denis Villeneuve reboot of Twin Peaks?
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@TheTrekCentral NCC-1701 refit. No bloody A, B, C or D.
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@markoftheD That all religions need to be eradicated from our society, which in so doing, will greatly decrease the levels of stupidity and ignorance and improve the world we live in.
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4 years
@SamWitwer 'My God, Bones. What have I done?' 'What you had to do. What you always do. Turn death into a fighting chance to live.' Awesome piece of writing right there. 😉
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@straczynski Rewatching B5, just started season 4 and it's the first time I noticed how you have Londo's black jacket at the royal cleaners so he has to wear the purple one to match his flashback. It's the little things.....
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5 months
@doctormalibu @TaraBull808 They do not represent all gay men. Unfortunately, there are paedophiles of all sexualities. Your post is misleading and a blatantly deliberate parading of your hatred and bigotry. You are a vile excuse for a human.
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9 months
@Cakes_Comics And one of my all time favourites pieces of Star Trek dialogue. "My god, Bones. What have I done?" "What you had to do. What you always do. Turn death into a fighting chance to live."
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