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@JuiceThousand

1 year

This is like some shit Mr. Bean would get accidentally caught up in while just trying to have a nice halal meal at the restaurant

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@CarlZha

1 year

rollerskating Chinese Muslim servers in Halal restaurant in Xining, Qinghai province, China

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@JuiceThousand

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Asking a lady who got nominated for an Academy Award for the first time like 30 years into her acting career if she feels bad for two people who got nominated 3+ times each in the last few years including this very year also is really funny

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@Variety

8 months

Michelle Yeoh says Oscar snubs happen and "there's no guarantee" you get nominated: "I’m sorry it happened to [Margot Robbie and Greta Gerwig]." “There’s not enough nominations to go around. The only take is it’s so competitive...You do think: how do you get nominated for best

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@JuiceThousand

1 year

I love all the AI cucks in the quotes like “this is PERFECT holy shit” when it’s just green Wonka

Desert Shark --BTC/Acc--

@Great_Wh1te

1 year

GENE WILDER as THE RIDDLER

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@JuiceThousand

2 years

Big upgrade honestly. The logo on the left is one of the worst mass market brand redesigns of the modern era. Just awful

Pop Base

@PopBase

2 years

Pepsi has changed their logo.

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@JuiceThousand

4 months

I don’t think we’re prepared for the level of annoyance that an Oscar campaigning Dwayne Johnson will produce

A24

@A24

4 months

First look at Benny Safdie’s THE SMASHING MACHINE starring @TheRock and Emily Blunt.

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@JuiceThousand

6 months

I will never get sick of this place

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@JuiceThousand

1 year

This looks like the hardest anyone has tried to get an Oscar ever. It looks like a trailer for a fake Oscar movie they would show on The Critic

MAESTRO Film

@MaestroFilm_

1 year

This is MAESTRO. Discover the towering and fearless love story of the lifelong relationship between cultural icon Leonard Bernstein and Felicia Montealegre Cohn Bernstein. Coming to select theaters November 22 and on Netflix December 20.

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@JuiceThousand

2 years

The Wikipedia page for The Whale currently has a humongous malware link up top

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@JuiceThousand

4 months

Janice Soprano is one of the great TV characters because she basically has the same personality and actions as Tony but exists in a society / subculture in which women are powerless - so by default the audience feels contempt for her even though she acts like the guy we like

Fred 'Just Wear a Mask' Walsh Ⓥ

@Fred_J_Walsh

4 months

What had been missing: the sister concept

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@JuiceThousand

2 years

is Steven Yuen on this just because he’s another famous Asian person

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@JuiceThousand

4 months

There’s this part in Vice Principals where Goggins suggests ordering pizza and then quickly and decisively says “I say margherita, what say you” that has basically never left my head

jess🦇

@eddiebrccks

4 months

HELP no one has ever looked cuntier in the history of forever

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@JuiceThousand

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If you’re like me and merely scrolled by this 10 times this morning and laughed, I implore you to click on it and turn your volume up - the audio is even funnier

The AI Solopreneur

@aisolopreneur

28 days

Yesterday, a Chinese company released an alarmingly advanced text-to-video AI: Minimax. It's like a Hollywood studio in your pocket. 10 mind-bending examples (plus how to access it for free):

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@JuiceThousand

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This is one of my favorite genres of outrage post - guy who doesn’t watch live sports / TV and probably has ad blockers universally enabled thinks something isn’t being promoted enough. This show had a SUPER BOWL AD. Every week when I watch TV I’ve seen like 50 spots for it

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@JuiceThousand

2 years

Glenn Danzig, a short muscular man who sings songs about ghouls and skeletons in an Elvis accent is objectively one of the funniest people our culture has produced

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@JuiceThousand

2 years

This thing is gonna make $8 billion dollars

Cartoon Base

@TheCartoonBase

2 years

‘THE SUPER MARIO BROS MOVIE’ runtime is 1h 32min.

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@JuiceThousand

1 year

hi have you seen him in literally any movie

alex 💭 ⁷

@nothnghppens

1 year

I DIDNT KNOW HE WAS PART OF THE MINI MEN MILITIA

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@JuiceThousand

1 year

Hahahahahhahahahahhaha

Gizmodo

@Gizmodo

1 year

The Super Mario Bros. Movie Stinks

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@JuiceThousand

2 years

My big theory with the live-action remakes is that Disney creates them knowing they have no shelf-life beyond the initial (usually huge) theatrical release driven by nostalgia and curiosity. Post-release they fade away as weird artifacts and are subsumed by the original cartoons

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@JuiceThousand

1 year

hall of famer tweet, this one is sticking around

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@JuiceThousand

1 year

This image is the most perfect singular encapsulation of our current dumbass culture

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@JuiceThousand

1 year

It’s so cool that even 40 years into their career Metallica can still deliver the worst album art they’ve ever done

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@JuiceThousand

1 year

@bornposting “Horror is about the fear of the unfamiliar and space is already unfamiliar” is one of the funniest double downs by any main character

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@JuiceThousand

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@JuiceThousand

8 months

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon came out when Margot Robbie was 10 years old

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@JuiceThousand

2 years

My theater is in the test group for this. This is what it looks like, this kind of sucks

Variety

@Variety

2 years

AMC Theaters to Change Movie Ticket Prices Based on Seat Location

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@JuiceThousand

1 year

My favorite emergent post type is “AI art is NOT good but this is too funny not to post!!” right before posting the least funny dogshit you’ve ever seen

𖤐 Kris 𝖃 Riot Goblin 𖤐

@KristinaSOSKi

1 year

There’s a lot of problems with AI art but someone on Facebook made these dashcam sightings of Gwenyth Paltrow and I’m highly amused.

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@JuiceThousand

2 years

87 - 97 is my favorite but 08 - 22 is so fucking bad that literally anything else is a big step up.

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@JuiceThousand

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@JuiceThousand

1 year

Prequel Memes used to be genuinely funny, remixing the goofiest dialogue and scenes into all sorts of wacky shit. Now it got taken over by zoomers and children who take it seriously. Now every post is a 12 year old talking about how “the media” was mean to a cartoon character

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@JuiceThousand

2 years

Thinking about that long sequence where it’s revealed the whole relationship with Zazie Beetz was in his head the whole time and they show like 600 flashback cuts to previous scenes with and without her in them to make sure you get it hahahahaha

Andrew

@Swordfish978

2 years

How did Joker dupe so many people? Just the most thematically vacuous film

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@JuiceThousand

1 year

I fixed it so that film Twitter will say it whips ass now

Tom Reagan’s Hat

@RufusTSuperfly

1 year

They’ve actually put them in the moon

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@JuiceThousand

6 months

NBAVante😈💜

@thatboiharley

7 months

what is the most insane thing someone has said during a interview

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@JuiceThousand

2 years

So fucking funny

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@JuiceThousand

2 years

@ReynoldHughes this was in their design document

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@JuiceThousand

2 years

You’re right about the first part Neil

Neil deGrasse Tyson

@neiltyson

2 years

Probably nobody cares, but the @NBC Peacock feathers don’t match the sequence of those six colors in the actual electromagnetic spectrum. Just sayin'.

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@JuiceThousand

1 year

Just learned Walton Goggins dad looks like this

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@JuiceThousand

2 years

They fixed it but man what a catch by the Juiceman

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@JuiceThousand

1 year

I think you should get your first summer job before commenting on labor matters, teen

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@JuiceThousand

8 months

Her most famous movie role is one where a guy goes on a kill rampage because she rejected him

Georgie Mid

@Wknisbro

8 months

I’d never really watched Moonlighting and I had no idea that Cybill Shepherd was such a babe

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@JuiceThousand

1 year

This is well-trod ground but it’s funny we’re still doing “this movie would make more money if it was shorter” when 3 of the 5 highest grossing movies of all time are three hours or longer

Peter Debruge

@AskDebruge

1 year

Martin Scorsese may have earned the right to tell a movie at 3 1/2 hours, but that doesn't make it the right decision for KILLERS OF THE FLOWER MOON, a compelling true-crime story told from the murderer's point of view.

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@JuiceThousand

2 years

Thinking about him

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@JuiceThousand

7 months

Can’t stress enough how funny it is that he made one of his personal crusades for this app “no more bots!” and now you can’t post without getting 15 bots in your replies immediately telling you a particular thing is in their bio

evan loves worf

@esjesjesj

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lol this website is so fucked

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@JuiceThousand

2 years

With no irony at all this is one of my favorite Hollywood blockbusters of the last 10 years

Deep Impact Crier

@deepimpactcrier

2 years

File under: 2 minutes of movie that permanently changed the molecules in my body

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@JuiceThousand

4 months

@bballmarcellus Are you insane? These are three of the best supporting characters in the show

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@JuiceThousand

1 year

Based God’s blessing clearly responsible for his continued career success

Eric Hu

@_EricHu

4 years

Did anyone who attended the Lil B NYU lecture in 2012 remember that teenage kid who got up and asked to be knighted by Lil B look back and realize that kid was a young Timothy Chalamet

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@JuiceThousand

1 year

“you are el rata alada” “URL rata alada” is as stupid as anything in the Schumacher Batman movies

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@JuiceThousand

2 years

@friendomatic Thank god. That shit sucked

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@JuiceThousand

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Kyle Fletcher カイル・フレッチャー

@kylefletcherpro

3 months

took me off the poster smh

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@JuiceThousand

1 year

Only GOD DIRECTOR Hader dares ask / what if a scary thing was in a dark space

balta

@BGarcN2

1 year

scariest shot in existence and it’s from a fucking “comedy”

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@JuiceThousand

2 years

“the film totally falls apart, crushed under the weight of being asked to do too much for the franchise” - sounds like a Certified Fresh™ review if I’ve ever seen one!

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@JuiceThousand

2 years

This is just our entire dumb culture now, one huge group of absolute dumbfucks getting mad that they made cartoon black or gay and then another group of slightly less dumbfucks acting like consuming a cartoon is social activism

🍉LoZza🍉

@CocoaFox023

2 years

Not chuds mad at the new TMNT movie...

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@JuiceThousand

2 years

I feel like we can admit someone got an unfair shake from the media without retroactively making them good at art

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@JuiceThousand

4 months

Glorifying drinking from a hose as a kid is the funniest shit. Go inside and get a cup you hick

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@JuiceThousand

2 years

I remember when they launched this and did their stupid marketing copy about how the logo looks like a smile to represent the joy of drinking Pepsi. No it just looks like dogshit

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@JuiceThousand

6 months

Picking up the language from the Gotti promo is killing me

Ghostbusters.net

@GhostbustersNet

6 months

Show critics who's boss and rate Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire five stars on Rotten Tomatoes!

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@JuiceThousand

1 year

“I swore off the MCU. I promised myself not another!!” Jesus some of you tweet about this shit like it’s fentanyl

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@JuiceThousand

2 years

@ReynoldHughes this was in their design document

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@JuiceThousand

2 years

hell yeah

Geek Vibes Nation

@GeekVibesNation

2 years

David F. Sandberg on #ShazamFuryOfTheGods underperforming at the box office "It's not like this comes as a surprise. I saw where this was heading a long time ago. I'll be alright though. I got paid all my money upfront." 🙂 ()

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Hahahahahahahahahahhahshaahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahshahahshshashahahhahahahahahahahahahahaahhaaha

Variety

@Variety

2 years

Twitter Will Exempt 10,000 Most-Followed Companies and Organizations From $1,000 Monthly Verified-Status Charge: Report

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@JuiceThousand

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Film Updates

@FilmUpdates

1 year

Simu Liu has released his debut single “Don’t.”

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@JuiceThousand

2 years

This sucks SO bad that I must insist that you watch it. It has to be seen. The weird Robin Williams guy does the hackiest Nicholson you can imagine. You gotta watch this

Variety

@Variety

2 years

Jack Nicholson and John Belushi Feud in New Project From Filmmakers Behind Viral Robin Williams Short

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@JuiceThousand

1 year

Every parent I know of movie age kids now treats Pixar movies as something that you can watch “for free” in a couple weeks and none of them have had the “kids begging to see it” factor recently like Mario, Minions, etc have

The Hollywood Handle

@HollywoodHandle

1 year

Pixar’s ‘ELEMENTAL’ is tracking to earn $28M-$38M at its domestic box office opening weekend. In comparison, those numbers are worse than ‘LIGHTYEAR’ ($51M) and one of the lowest openings ever for a Pixar movie. (Via: )

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@JuiceThousand

2 years

Blockbuster coming back is the same thing as McDonald’s having all-day breakfast where 95% of the people who are demanding it would not actually ever go there

Polygon

@Polygon

2 years

Blockbuster might be staging a comeback — and y’know what, it should

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@JuiceThousand

2 years

Trying to think of a guy with less charisma that has been pushed on us harder as a leading man than Simu Liu

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@JuiceThousand

2 years

Gretchen this movie came out four months ago

Gretchen Felker-Martin

@scumbelievable

2 years

I reviewed AVATAR: THE WAY OF WATER, a deeply racist and morally ugly movie which is fun enough to watch, intermittently enchanting, and way too disjointed and poorly paced for something over three hours long.

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@JuiceThousand

1 year

Dying to know by what metric Pedro Pascal is “the biggest star in the world”

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@JuiceThousand

3 months

The worst thing Tony Khan has ever done was mention Cagematch which has now fundamentally broken the website. Two of the top 5 highest rated events of 2024 are weekly WWE TV episodes with like 30 minutes of wrestling for a 3 hour show

Wrestling_Mark

@WrestlingMark16

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RIP Cagematch, they’ve ruined you 😞

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@JuiceThousand

2 years

the headline does not prepare you for how absolutely immense this lad is

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@JuiceThousand

1 year

Great job!

Desert Shark --BTC/Acc--

@Great_Wh1te

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JOHN WAYNE as THANOS

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@JuiceThousand

2 years

At the kids’ bookstore

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@JuiceThousand

8 months

How many people watching this show live had any idea what the fuck this is referencing

Spencer Althouse

@SpencerAlthouse

8 months

not Ayo Edebiri addressing her resurfaced jokes about Jennifer Lopez’s whole career being a scam during an SNL sketch lol “Okay. We get it. It's wrong to leave mean comments or run your mouth on a podcast and you don't consider the impact because you're 24 and stupid...”

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@JuiceThousand

2 years

Does he know that Donnie Yen is one of the presenters

RapTV

@Rap

2 years

Jimmy Kimmel says he will “beat the sh*t” out of anyone who tries to slap him at the Oscars‼️😳

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@JuiceThousand

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I’m not even really a “spoiler culture” person but my god is it annoying to have people on here vividly describe every key moment from a movie within 36 hours of release in a way that evades all muting / filtering

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@JuiceThousand

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Got a package in the mail I wasn’t expecting today. Might have forgotten completely that I bought this 3 months ago

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@JuiceThousand

1 year

He’d have been totally lost otherwise

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@JuiceThousand

2 years

Whenever they put out one of those “the magic of Disney” montages it always uses clips from the originals, vast majority of merch based on originals, theme parks still the originals, etc. They know these things are ultimately secondary but they’re great box office attractions

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@JuiceThousand

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Sorry Brandon Streussnig this is so awesome that I’ve looped around and I’m on her side now. I AM THE STORM

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@JuiceThousand

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It’s one of the best written characters in the medium

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@JuiceThousand

1 year

This has gotta be in the trivia section for each one going forward

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@JuiceThousand

7 months

I just turned on my basement TV and there’s a huge ad for it CURRENTLY ON THE SCREEN

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@JuiceThousand

1 year

Insane take. Guy is a creep and good riddance he’s gone, but sorry I’m not splaying my real name and photo out on a website filled with psychotic people who love doxxing people. I have a real job I support my family with

A.B. Allen

@A_B_Allen

1 year

I had literally always assumed the Fuller Facts guy was a, like, 21 year old college student or something. Properly grown folks should not be hiding behind goofy Twitter in-joke names and pixelated profile pics of dead famous folks. Something real off about that.

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@JuiceThousand

2 years

The show’s finale being a humongous monument to the FBI’s failure (they didn’t really solve all of the Atlanta child murders / maybe got the wrong guy + BTK is still out there killing and won’t get caught for decades) is kind of awesome though

MoviesThatMaher

@MoviesThatMaher

2 years

David Fincher officially confirms that there will be no Season 3 for 'MINDHUNTER'. "It's a particularly expensive series and, in the eyes of Netflix, we haven't attracted a large enough audience to justify such an investment." ()