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Alison P.

@ChicagoAli

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@ChicagoAli
Alison P.
5 years
When you drunkenly drive a $300,000 car into a parked car below my balcony. #Chicago #ChicagoScanner
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5 years
@MatthewJshow @real_defender @realDonaldTrump Thatโ€™s not a heart, itโ€™s a โ€œkidneyโ€.
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Alison P.
3 years
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Alison P.
4 years
@LEBassett @EWErickson Person. Woman. Man. Camera. Tv.
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Alison P.
5 years
@CNNTonight @jamespmanley Why donโ€™t they ever do a panel with 8 democratic women? Iโ€™d be happy to give my thoughts.
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6 years
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Alison P.
3 years
@ChrisMurphyCT Please donโ€™t forget when Russians implemented a massive famine killing millions of Ukrainians. Our schools donโ€™t teach it but we wonโ€™t forget. Russia is not an ally of Ukraine.
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2 years
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Alison P.
1 year
@mikescollins Iโ€™m just planning to cancel my subscription. Iโ€™ve had it for a year for free through Verizon. That ends next month and I have a calendar item to close it down. Iโ€™ll re-up to binge certain shows 1-2 times per year.
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Alison P.
5 years
@DavidJollyFL I get your concern but the lies are continuing - saying the hospital ships are on their way, saying he invoked federal laws, then later backing down to say โ€œif we need it laterโ€. The lies arenโ€™t stopping. Thatโ€™s the problem. Get him off tv.
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Alison P.
5 years
@grudging1 @GregJaffe Heโ€™s also an unindicted co-conspirator for campaign finance law violations.
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Alison P.
1 year
@arlenparsa They couldnโ€™t wear pants on the senate floor until about 1994.
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Alison P.
3 years
@Ogre_42 @alivitali @GarrettHaake Leahy did speak up. You can hear him asking Durbin to bring order.
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Alison P.
2 years
@keithdoane @AlexDzomba @NBCPhiladelphia Where I live we had a ton of โ€œgood guys with gunsโ€ aka police and they didnโ€™t stop a mass murder event. So yeah, no. The 2nd amendment is BS.
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Alison P.
11 months
Grab a coffee and settle in for this read: TX is ONLY red state to have more college grads moving in than moving out.
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The Tennessee Holler
11 months
๐Ÿง  RED STATE BRAIN DRAIN: โ€œRepublican-dominated states are pushing out young professionals by enacting extremist conservative policies.โ€
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Alison P.
2 years
@realjoeypoirier @JudiciaryGOP We know itโ€™s too old to be a friend of @mattgaetz
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Alison P.
5 years
@oliverdarcy @PressSec I'm shocked the press secretary didn't study English, communications or a related field. "Free reign?" Really?
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Alison P.
2 years
@NiseiLounge Crazy night
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Alison P.
6 years
@DoubleChinner @RobertMaguire_ I loved this when it happened and I appreciate all the more now.
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Alison P.
4 months
@ddale8 Half the country went to bed already. Thanks, @CNN @CNNPolitics @jaketapper @DanaBashCNN . You failed America tonight.
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Alison P.
4 years
@IanFortey @AlexThomp Or was it said while discussing decorating the WH for Christmas?
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4 years
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Alison P.
3 years
@snowmanomics @atrupar I screen shotted that gem. Did they forget months in 2020 when we lost millions per?
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Alison P.
2 years
@jennymjams @PatrickSvitek @GovAbbott At least we have electricity here! ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ
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Alison P.
6 years
@KimLMathers @TVietor08 I thought this same thing. Maybe Melania can buy him a hat for Christmas?
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Alison P.
10 months
@chrislhayes He should replace Welker. Sheโ€™s not up to the task and he is. He can bring respect back to MTP.
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Alison P.
2 years
Reminded what a great spokesman @PeteButtigieg is.
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Alison P.
6 years
@dog_rates This is Riley at his #milkbone photo shoot and while kayaking. He didnโ€™t get picked for the Milk Bone box. He developed hemangiosarcoma six years ago. He was the best dog. Thank you to @AntiCruelty for bringing him into my life. #heckcancer
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Alison P.
9 months
@kildzr Stop drinking the kool aid. You need help. Heโ€™s an indicted grifter who tried to overturn an election.
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Alison P.
4 years
@WHNSC Pity the one-term, impeached president and his spawn who couldn't get security clearances.
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Alison P.
4 years
@WalshFreedom But a tent that includes Bernie and partially covers Manchin is a huge tent. So much bigger than the alternative of the R party.
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Alison P.
6 years
@Bfklin @RealNastyWoman @lizziejohnsonnn @Virteaus I saw this earlier. Itโ€™s truly chilling and I can better appreciate what CA is going through.
@FOX10Phoenix
FOX 10 Phoenix
6 years
'BABY IT WILL BE ALRIGHT' Video shows a harrowing escape from the Camp Fire as a dad drove his 3-year-old daughter to safety. Joe Allen managed to remain calm and even sing for his 3-year-old daughter. #CampFire #fox10phoenix MORE:
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Alison P.
5 years
@Fahrenthold @realDonaldTrump And yet our tourism rates are increasing....
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Alison P.
4 years
@vermontgmg Thank goodness he learned his lesson and wonโ€™t repeat illegal behavior again.
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Alison P.
3 years
@chicagosmayor @GovPritzker @ChiPubSchools Regret voting for you in the run-off. Wonโ€™t make same mistake again and I canโ€™t wait until the day I can pick โ€œanyone butโ€. And BTW, the reason Chicago/CPS has to PAY IL for the tests is because you got separate funding from Feds for PPE, tests, etc.
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Alison P.
2 years
@Acyn Already planning on ordering in dinner so I can watch. Sorry @marcorubio , some of us do care.
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Alison P.
6 years
@petersagal I want to say to men that we know itโ€™s not most of you and we know it happens to you, too. But it is some of you. And we need your help, voices and support to fight those few who sexually assault others. They ruin too many lives to remain quiet.
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Alison P.
3 years
@Cubs And today the Cubs lost their soul.
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Alison P.
3 years
@DataDrivenMD What data drove your decision to post this tweet?
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Alison P.
2 years
@DarrenBaileyIL Youโ€™ve said zero about what youโ€™ll do to stop crime in Chicago. Much less ESL, Springfield, efc. Iโ€™ve read your website. Watched your videos. You have no solutions. Putting cameras on buses and trains? We already have them!! Go home. Get your federal $ for farming.
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Alison P.
4 years
@DaffodilSwain @joelpollak And a huge portion of our economy.
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Alison P.
4 years
@ddale8 A possible intentional bombing just happened in Nashville, the government will shut down in 3 days and tomorrow is the last day of UI for millions of Americans. Phew. With all that on his plate Iโ€™m happy the @potus is taking a well-deserved break!
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Alison P.
2 years
@MaryBTennant @GovPritzker Womenโ€™s voices?
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Alison P.
2 years
@jswwiles @monicaeng @DarrenBaileyIL @axios Yep. Hereโ€™s what I saw in my hell hole city earlier today. It was horrible.
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Alison P.
6 years
@RepThomasMassie @markyzaguirre @kenolin1 @CheriJacobus If itโ€™s a lousy degree for employment, why was he Secretary of State and a senator while youโ€™re only a congressman?
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Alison P.
3 years
@ZoeTillman I will host women who need to come to Chicago to get medical care. Please reach out.
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Alison P.
6 years
@DoubleChinner @JohnDingell This was pretty great earlier today.
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6 years
Iโ€™ve read enough of that Steele dossier to know just how risky a โ€œused Trump hotel mattressโ€ can truly be. Good luck with that.
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Alison P.
4 years
@JRubinBlogger @jamespmanley And you canโ€™t have Hawley and Cruz on judiciary as they led the senate efforts to overturn a legal election result. @SenatorDurbin what can you do to protect the committee?
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Alison P.
2 years
@BBCWorld I hope she gets the full amount.
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Alison P.
6 years
@feliciasonmez @costareports For a deal to get done before the 3rd, Pelosi isnโ€™t needed so this excuse is a joke.
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Alison P.
4 years
@ddale8 A rare clip of him doing the same thing today.
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Alison P.
4 years
@JediCounselor @maggieNYT Aka unindicted co-conspirator.
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@ChicagoAli
Alison P.
9 years
Standing ovation as @BernieSanders arrives following @davidaxelrod 's humorous introduction. #IOPSanders http://t.co/KuwFCbaa6S
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Alison P.
7 years
@RepAdamSchiff @SenDuckworth There are a few of us IL-based former senate staffers who are super proud as well. The rules changed, and it's about d*mn time!
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Alison P.
2 years
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Alison P.
5 years
@gtconway3d Why are democrats always asked to be the adults in the room?
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Alison P.
10 months
@JayAshcroftMO @realDonaldTrump @JoeBiden Whatโ€™s the legal standard? Inciting an insurrection? Bring it.
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Alison P.
5 years
@Travon @ChiPhotoGuy @espn I was lucky to be at game 6 in 1992. The photos are bad but the night was unforgettable!
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Alison P.
4 years
@allinwithchris @chrislhayes I got to remember her last week as the purveyor of the โ€œbowling green massacreโ€ lie.
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Alison P.
3 years
@Reinlwapo @matthewjsinger So the woman who was turned off the Democratic Party due to Clintonโ€™s affairs stuck with the Republican Party through Trumpโ€™s? Gotcha.
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Alison P.
4 years
Anyone ever see #dibs used in a metered parking spot before? #chicago #snow
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Alison P.
2 years
@Mrtn1T @DarrenBaileyIL Why? Seriously? Heโ€™s offered no solutions or policies for anything.
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Alison P.
6 years
@JOEL9ONE I still see it. Here you go!
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Alison P.
4 years
@NateSilver538 There was more heart in the DNC national anthem than there is all week at the RNC.
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Alison P.
8 years
@JamesFallows like a young child, he's eager to share what he learned today.
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Alison P.
3 years
@ProfEmilyOster @chrislhayes In light of the 60 min segment, my only hesitation in believing theyโ€™re real is how the hell did trump not leak this during the past 4.5 years? No way he was told they exist and kept that private given his tendency to spew information inappropriately.
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Alison P.
2 years
@chrislhayes Yep. I voted for her last time. Today I voted to keep her out of the run-off.
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Alison P.
1 year
@DarrenBaileyIL @capitolfax @realDonaldTrump Why you never stood for Illinois.
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Alison P.
1 year
@vermontgmg Iโ€™m curious how many votes Pelosi got from republicans when she was speaker. Did they largely support her?
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Alison P.
2 years
@Brandon4Chicago @PaulVallas Sharing this tweet from a previous primary isnโ€™t helping your case with this undecided voter, fyi.
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Alison P.
4 years
@judefeldman1 @SteveSchmidtSES Does @LibertyU have a Press? That was my first thought when I read his bad interpretation of the 1st Amendment.
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Alison P.
3 years
@ebruenig @RobertMaguire_ Iโ€™m sorry, but you donโ€™t want us to get back to life in a vaccinated setting because the anti-vaxers are anti-vaxing? Itโ€™s tragic that so many are dying daily, but shouldnโ€™t those whoโ€™ve taken every precaution get back to normal if possible? And the vaccine is free - not for rich
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Alison P.
5 years
@Kruzer60913071 @TinaSfon @Suntimes Was Kruzer60913070 taken when you signed up for your account?
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Alison P.
6 years
@matthewjsinger @JDiamond1 @PressSec More worrisome is the lack of interest in correcting the record after being caught in a substantial discrepancy. No mea culpa.
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Alison P.
1 year
@CWBChicago Let me get this rightโ€ฆ$3000 bond payment for killing someone and causing 15 or so others to go to the ER? And yet I get $100 tickets for going 5mph over the speed limit? Soberly? Not hitting anyone or anything?
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Alison P.
2 years
@marjoriesba If itโ€™s a child, can I induce labor at 12 or 16 weeks and you can raise it to adult-hood?
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Alison P.
6 years
@TimNTownsend @RobBartholomew1 @fcpcolo @CeeReedy @jjouvenal I'm kind of thinking Cards Against Humanity....
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Alison P.
6 months
@JakeSheridan_ I could do better than heโ€™s doing. Itโ€™s a hard job, but heโ€™s failing at itโ€ฆand flailing.
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Alison P.
10 months
@mfaber66 @DrizzleSez The doctors donโ€™t think itโ€™s viable, based on โ€œscienceโ€. I get โ€œscienceโ€ isnโ€™t your strong suit as youโ€™ve shown us.
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Alison P.
2 years
@RegularGuyAnon @AP We need an @APFactCheck on this tweet!
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Alison P.
5 months
@atrupar Why would the court allow some random court observer to do a press conference INSIDE the building?
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Alison P.
3 years
@veryheathmiller A cure for โ€œcancerโ€. Within types of cancer - breast, prostate, etc - the cell types and causes are wildly different. Itโ€™s not a single bad actor.
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Alison P.
6 years
@davidaxelrod @PeteButtigieg @CNN If heโ€™s still on the ballot when itโ€™s the IL primary heโ€™ll very likely have my vote. I was impressed when he ran for DNC chair and heโ€™s only getting better.
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Alison P.
2 years
@ZaleskiLuke @yashar *second richest. Unless Tesla stock further crashed today and heโ€™s #3 .
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Alison P.
3 years
@davidgura @vermontgmg And the trade deal was a failure as well.
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Alison P.
7 months
@AldermanHopkins @CWBChicago Whatโ€™s the policy for ensuring the ballots were dropped off before 7pm on Tuesday, especially if theyโ€™re โ€œjust now finding themโ€?
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Alison P.
2 years
@DarrenBaileyIL You donโ€™t actually live here, do you? Itโ€™s nice to have a budget. Multiple increases in our credit rating. Thereโ€™s apparently a new auto plant somewhere โ€œdownstateโ€ thatโ€™s changing a town. We have investment in education, women have the right to autonomy over their bodies.
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Alison P.
2 years
What the heck, @RepTroyNehls with the โ€œyoung ladyโ€ comment to @ErinBurnett ? Maybe you should go sit down.
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Alison P.
2 years
@filmscorematt @MaxLewisTV @drcaitbernard Itโ€™s easy morally. I donโ€™t see how this is tough at all.
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Alison P.
2 years
@SantorifromDmv @riccimike So does Christine Blasey Ford, Cassidy Hutchinson, Shaye Moss, Lady Ruby, etc. and as long as protestors can protest at the homes of womenโ€™s health care providers, it should be good enough for justices. They deserve nothing more.
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Alison P.
4 years
@johnpavlovitz @MELANIATRUMP This tweet aged well.
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Alison P.
2 years
Hey @AldReilly not sure if this is your doing but the @ChicagoCAPS12 are ticketing the cars parked in the Clinton St bike lane today. Thank you, all! @bikelaneuprise
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Alison P.
2 years
@Acyn Iโ€™m a bit late to following the #PASen primary, but can you tell me how @DrOz chose PA as the state from which to run for public office? I know he doesnโ€™t live there, but does he have any ties to the state?
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Alison P.
6 years
@pepoDance @djjonbates @willsommer I thought "Baked Alaska" was Sarah Palin, but you reference a he? I could say I have much to catch up on, but I'll just jump ahead and skip the BS.
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Alison P.
5 years
Just imagine if @SpeakerPelosi disparaged a Gold Star family or a war hero.
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Alison P.
2 years
@jamespmanley So when her son threatens a woman physically (for the third or fourth time), who does she rise up on her hind legs to protect? Her son or his baby mama? The family is sad. They represent a failure of society.
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Alison P.
1 year
@shannonrwatts Wait, so this is a case of a gun killing a person? Thought only people killed people. Thoughts, etc.
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Alison P.
4 years
@AttilatheDone @tripgabriel I suggest Vegas as tribute. The mayor wants to open up and be the โ€œplaceboโ€.
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Alison P.
7 years
@epcicchini @burgessev This is one of my biggest pet peeves. It's already possible to sell across state lines.
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