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@CobraInciarte

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Former Husband, Current Father of 3 (Thanks Denise!) | Queens, NY | Mets, Jets, Knicks | Jessica Chastain Enthusiast | 4.91 ⭐️ Uber Driver |

Queens, NY
Joined June 2021
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mdw
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@BrianTRobb The Celtics posing after that lift
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@HoopMixOnly Idk man there are bronsexuals who genuinely beat off to this ish
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@HoopMixOnly The recency bias is crazy Herro Poole Reeves Poole and Reeves is very close
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@gavinmchughh Loads. I’m shooting absolute loads.
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Lol I tried my best! #FrankTheTankChallenge
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@Breaking911 People forget that when you get a vaccine, you still have a chance of getting sick. Y’all gotta stop bugging.
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@RunPureBets @BetOnMadison Yeah I’d totally suck the milk outta those knockers!
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Need @statmuse to make an animation of my face
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@seanhannity This woman needs to go
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@Breaking911 Classic… the blame game. No real care or plan just “this isn’t my fault”. Shame!
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@zachlanebryan Ain’t this somethin’! Matthew Mcconaughey and Tye Sheridan reuniting for the first time after their film “Mud” in 2012 to film this banger of a music video! Should be a hit 🔥
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@BigAhahaNets @BigKnickEnergy_ Notice how you’re telling us to save the energy for the playoffs… y’all r cooked. We’re just keeping receipts
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@barstoolsports These new NBA and MLB rules r really making me sick. Making unnecessary changes to age old games
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@disclosetv If this is real, I will not watch or root for this team. Disgrace to our colors. I hope they lose early so less countries have the chance to see this logo and think it represents true Americans.
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@nyknicks @DoorDash As a shooter, shooting on a no net or torn net is more difficult than double rim. It messes up your shot more because it messes up your natural depth perception. If you don’t agree or don’t understand, I’m sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but you’re just not a shooter.
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@lunnnabunna @RunPureBets @BetOnMadison They’d suck her tits too. For more instinctual reasons, as my bitch wife left us and they need their milk!!
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@jeomaltd @Henry_Escobar5 @stephenasmith Hold this L. Acting as if the Hispanic community shouldn’t have an opinion. Smh u hypocrite.
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@z0e_papi @HoopMixOnly It’s a term used frequently to describe lebron obsessed fans. If you haven’t heard it before you live under a rock. Sounds like a struck a cord w u tho bro 😂 u good?
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Me and @StanleyGarcia88 after he says the red bull vodka is on him
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@jes_chastain Me. Fluent in mandarin since junior year of high school. I’m in queens, hmu. I provide lessons but I’ll teach you for free
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I never usually drink on holidays (bc I don’t need an excuse to drink since I do it with my absolute fucking boys all the time whenever I want) but I feel like I’m going to get absolutely rinsed tomorrow
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@CoachDuggs Duggs your voice is majestic brother
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Nothing like having a dream u nuked a homerun in the mlb, turned to the dugout all fired up, Bautista flipped ur bat and started yelling IM HIM…. Just to wake up in ur bed to go to ur 9-5 #IWannaKillMyselt
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If I get a coffee-based gift this Christmas, I’m gonna turn to the fam and hit them with the coldest “you guys know me so well” you’ve ever seen
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Best way to describe RJ Barrett’s game? Ass.
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“Just tap there… there will be a tip option” Yeah? For what? Pouring me a fucking coffee? I’d do it myself if you let me (and I’d do it better too!)
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@BSSportsbook I could definitely knock a single on one of these if I saw like 200. He’s not throwing 100% here.
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@RLHoitzII @StanleyGarcia88 Ngl 3:30am is mega weak
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@FernandoRamir_ @KFCBarstool Yeah uk what. I’m gonna sit my day job out out of “respect for Damar Hamlin”z Hell! I might take the week!
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@mszrsmerci 🇸🇪 🐦
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@Nature_Prince1 @NBA There is no way a human being typed this out
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Yo @adam22 you’re lucky you’re at least getting clout and money out of someone else fucking your wife. I’m just getting monthly child support bills!!!
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@LethalShooter__ I could shoot jump shots for a couple hours on that hoop, make a handful and miss a ton, and then make a video only displaying the ones I made. Not impressed at all. This guys done far for impressive things.
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Much needed Thursday off from work… hitting the course with the kiddos! A tad hungover from @juanmiguel1803 bday celly but can still teach the youngins a thing or five about the game of golf. #FuckMyExWife
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@Embiid21Szn Randle > Pascal, Lauri, Sabonis
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Had a great time killing beers with @BasedMarcusPatt and @bazley_sean last night. Always a grand time with these two red-blooded Americans. The rumors are true… not a single beer was safe! 😂 Hope you fellas made it home alright!
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@KingOfTheMultiv @HoopMixOnly I don’t drive Uber as a second job or necessary income stream, I drive because my little brother died in a drunk driving accident you POS. Think before u judge one’s situation.
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Donald Trump consoling @marcuspatt1803 after a hard fought day arguing with libs on the bird
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imagine Joe Biden consoling LeBron after a heartbreaking loss
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@TheNBACentral @SiriusXMNBA I will never tolerate Boggie Cousins slander. MVP caliber in his prime… his skill set and game was before it’s time.
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@sydney_sweeney squirt on me?
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MOOD AF #IYKYK
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Myyyy brotha @TheTruthCCous , meet my followers! My followers, meet Carmichael Cuzzz.
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Marcus Patterson is World of Tshirts and Gabe Nunez is Michael Quinn literally every time we go out 😂 🤦‍♂️
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My youngest, Nick, got a fresh cut today! I thought he went a little too low on the sides but it turned out great! This handsome devil really gets his looks from his dad (definitely not his bitch of a mom 😂).
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Just had the best chipotle experience of my life (no exaggeration). I mean, this guy was literally staring me dead in the eyes and smiling as pouring me a double, maybe even triple, serving of chicken for a single scoop price. Asked if I wanted more rice. I deadass tipped cash.
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@TheTruthCCous Bro how hammered were you at afters in Vegas in 2009 😂 u don’t remember our bathroom convo w MJ? I think I have a pic of it lmaoo
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The broad who served me my chipotle was so beat I don’t even wanna eat it anymore lmao
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@BSSportsbook Not a player but The New York Giants
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@fourloko Already claimed dat title 🤷🏾‍♂️
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He liked the script?!
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My New Year’s resolution is simply to watch more entourage, sopranos, Seinfeld and curb your enthusiasm than I already do
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New username!!!
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You have two lives: The first starts when you are born. The second starts when you realize your life is just coping through We’re So Backs and It’s Overs and you cannot allow yourself to get too high or too low at either of the points.
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@xhekajsky This is the most hockey post ever lmao *Galchenyuk threatens to have a cop and his entire family killed* “Oh buddys got quite the mouth on him ay?”
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While Denise is getting her fake tits this Valentine’s Day, Esteban hit 275 on the bench. We are not the same.
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Your Miller Lite vortex bottle, Master Wayne.
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When I graduate from Hustler’s University, will you be at my graduation? #FoodForThought
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As I was leaving the gym, an older individual turned to me and said “Winter Is Here”. I’m so jacked up. I feel like a member of the Nights Watch.
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@LoganPaul Actually so happy for them
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There is absolutely NOTHING that hits quite like an ice cold #MichelobUltra after a long day of work… man, I fuckin’ deserve this! 🍻
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Penn State is by far my least favorite college. Hope they suffer today. Wanna be southern school. Fuckin safety school treated like it’s special for some reason. God they’re the worst.
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This weekend I had the absolute pleasure of watching one of my long time favorite cbb players play in person at the Garden - Jaime Jaquez. Jaquez and UCLA took down Kentucky, and he really plays the game the right way. It was a true spectacle to watch.
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What ever happened to 24 hours of college bball? Midnight madness? Playing top 10 ranked games on an aircraft? These hall of fame/high caliber coaches need to get it together and give us something to watch on night one.
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@AshNicoleMoss As a New Yorker. We don’t claim the Nets. They’ll always be New Jersey’s team.
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If you participate in this new backyard hibachi trend, I think ur a fucking loser, no discussion
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Taking a trip tomorrow… this time with my brand new suitcase!! So excited to break it out!
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@FoofooFrancisco @jk_rowling Foo Foo you should really try and get into it. Arguably the best fiction series of all time. I got into it when I was a child, so it may be tough for you as a full grown bitcoin bull adult 😂! But give it a shot!
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Gotta love seeing Long Island confetti flying onto the ice at the coliseum! Beeeeer showerrrrr!
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@PicturesFoIder Here, let Esteban toss your salad.
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@chrisdmowrey Great story! Cheers dawg! 🍻 🍷 🥃
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@TheNBACentral Perkins just sits there with an angry face and yells. Worst talking head in basketball.
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Literally @JaredLiebowitz3 😂 no 🧢
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@TheNBACentral @Anthony_Chiang Forgot just how fresh these were. DAMN I’m tuning in just for this
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@KevinF3394 I love the hype with Knicks Twitter but remember Knox in the summer league…. Not falling for this again. I love the picks but I’m gonna wait til the season to judge them.
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I just got ratioed. I ordered a pastrami sandwich and the waiter said “we have 5oz or 8oz” and when I asked how big the 5 oz is he said “5 ounces”
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If a list can be compiled of all possible things I truly need at this moment in time, head would be at the top.
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Scoot Henderson WILL be a star. So easily. Not saying the hornets missed but they missed. There’s a Brandon Miller every year. You don’t always get a Scoot. Send tweet
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Today is the least Friday a Friday has ever felt
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Hopefully he doesn’t try to hook up with me again tho 😂. Hands to yourself tonight Jared!!
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It’s that time of year where we all need to acknowledge that @BasedMarcusPatt deserves our love. Keep your eyes on the road ahead soldier!
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THE DAY HAS COME! MY GO TO WORD IS THE WORD! Let’s drink!
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I am not discriminatory towards lefties by any means. My sister is a lefty. I think lefty jump shots look gorgeous. The fact that the Knicks core is brunson RJ and randle who r all lefties is skeevy and arguably the reason they are so bad. Not a statistically backed take
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I’ll never forget the first time I fully watch entourage through. The things I’d do to go back to that. Good thing it’s just as good the 6th time through!
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@TalkinBaseball_ Mets sign NOW
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At the beach with @marcuspatt1776 . Absolutely love this guy 😂 (even tho he’s lowkey a MASSIVE POS)
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As I was walking into the elevator just now, the fella walking out stopped, stared me dead in the eyes, and offered up a fist bump. I obviously reciprocated with some knuckles. We went about our days, mine being made. What a g.
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I’m thankful for Steve Cohen, Robert Saleh, Jim Boeheim, sometimes Jalen Brunson, ❄️, Michelob Ultra, Old Fashioneds, hats, the gym, and the #UltraMen
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@SealiJosh Ummm woj doesn’t usually drop stats like that, he is an insider. I thought it was interesting.
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