Death, taxes and my roommate saying “yo let’s like watch a really good movie tonight”. Says it every time after the geeb and he has not missed on a movie yet
I think my favorite part of my day is when my roommates and I sit down discuss what movie we’re gonna watch for 30 minutes then throw one on. Man I’m gonna miss these days
Am I the only one who wants to be in a natural disaster. Think it would be kinda cool to see a hurricane roll through Houston and demolish everything. Just a thought
Some niche underrated things:
When you can’t get a A in a class but only need like a 20 on the final to get a B
When you go to chick fla and the fries are extremely fresh and hot
Checking your bank account after a night out and seeing u only spent like $20
Thanks
Reasons to not kill yourself
BOGO deal at chipotle yesterday
Jalapeño ranch ruffle chips
Crawfish boils
Lobster rolls
813s couch
Sunglasses
Ribs
Jj Grey & Mofro
The Ballard of Curtis Loew
The Geeb piece you can buy
Golf(sometimes)
Jersey mikes
Mac n cheese
Bands Corey wishes he could see:
Goose
Lynryd skynyrd
Eagles
The Beatles
Jacoozy
Steve miller band
Jimi Hendrix
If I saw these guys my life would be complete
Stats from last night:
Flops = broken, I harassed a man with a tattoo sleeve (he deserved it), spent $400, lost my Maui Jim’s, and had to get help walking down the stairs of the bar. Is that a successful night
Just found out my great grandpa was in the mob and arrested for being a bookie. My irresponsible gambling habits are starting to make a lot of sense now
The Homeless need to stop asking me for money or food. I can’t buy you anything I literally can’t afford it. Just cause I’m dripping out in Milly doesn’t mean I can provide