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I'm a nobody, yes I still have opinions. Dad, veteran, 6'6" giant

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@LaComtesseJamie My kid asks for wild salmon.
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@SpaceCoastCRE Step 1, have successful independent careers.
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@tomhuntio I have a year gap.. .why do I have the gap? Because people don't wanna hire someone with a gap lol.
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@LaComtesseJamie Yeah Ive nicknamed my bank account The Titanic and salute as it goes down
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@SirGime @JaysWASD I'm seeing all upside here
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@daedaluslearn @AlpinePeaches @verymoisturized Uh yeah that's pretty awful.... Id be devastated if my son could only write a few simple words at 6
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@JoshInEncinitas Lets also not normalize taking pictures of strangers to post on the internet
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@PiratesStrong @espn Lmao any other year any nobody would blink
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@lachancenaomi27 @dancow That's not a lot lol
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@DividendBreeder It is expensive I'm not downloading a fast food app These types of tweets suck
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@Phxlly @xTyaundrah @TRIGGERHAPPYV1 Your problem is that your assessment is spot on and this is the internet. Your perspective was useful to me though. Also think it's trash to record strangers.
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@sbworld @LaComtesseJamie Lol we had crab on vacation and he's like "we should have crab every day" I was like, damn I should get a job then
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@homeservguy I'd post about it on Twitter for marketing purposes.
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@BtcBluntClub @spectatorindex I mean, it always has been suggested
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@oyeraat @nealfwilliams @leftistbrayden Yes, and it all came from spain
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@MonsignorMrtnez @MKBHD @ColorWare If it's apple, add another 0
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@EveretteSands @lolowithrow Amazing what you can do for someone when you choose to be positive. Way to be a role model
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@yoryiRD19 @TalkinBaseball_ @BNightengale You should look up why they're incorporating it then, because in 1969 then combined stats from the AL, NL, FL, PL, and UA, and specifically left out Negro League stats.
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@yoryiRD19 @TalkinBaseball_ @BNightengale Ah yes, the whole "players that could play" that's the problem. Guess what, MLB gets to own their record book so whatever we think doesn't matter. Go ahead and pretend to boycott a sport that you don't watch.
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@neko_girl92 @e_asherah The illusion of finding a woman. They'll get your endorphins going by giving you extremely high swipe rate women on like 15 of your first 20 profiles. Often times they'll be closed or dormant accounts too lol.
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@baldursfeyre Lmao of course. One of my buddies called me last night and I picked up with "Hey baby doll" :D We're 40 and military vets for reference
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@FlyBehaviour I was incredibly confused, thinking that your husband's wife passed away. It's a world that I cannot imagine, but glad you found each other!
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@AmisraReverie @lexfridman Not even a top 10 fiction book
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@jbenmenachem @billybinion You're really living in a magical world where this isn't obvious huh?
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@yoryiRD19 @TalkinBaseball_ @BNightengale AL and NL were completely different leagues too
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@Jimmy_Stick @SwannMarcus89 I've never had leftover bacon tho
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@0xgaut Even funnier, guys isn't gendered.
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@retired_in_tx @SteamboatUSA Also missed the part where none of these facts even matter. Nobody needs an excuse to park on a public street.
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@Jeffdthompson I like doing this but I replace the espresso with bourbon. And the diet coke with bourbon
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@jasoncoxnc @Boenau Because they do not care about human life. I yelled at a guy who started to do this to my son and I, we would have avoided the car because I was watching. He yelled back at me "I SAW YOU". Son almost saw me kick someone's ass lol.
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@valeriecosta @CAS65326131 @Citi Opening a Citi account tonight
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@TunaCrouching @pathofexile Should be able to, it's not a flask. Also got buffed to 30% effect. Hopium
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@ScottCross_8 @SecretCityChez @ModestTeacher Yeah those without kids should want a great education system every bit as much as those with. My entire community exists on the premise that the schools are great. Take that away and everyone loses.
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@SurrealistShip @Duderichy @MostlyMonkey In my early Army days I worked way more than that for like $40k. Wouldn't choose that life now but easily if I was younger.
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@KrissBergTweets Putting $ into two companies is bad advice though.
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@JoshInEncinitas Being a decent human is legal too, you should try it.
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@ChurchillBarton @TopSecretNoam I dunno, you're listing irrelevant governments.
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@Slootbag @SyphinB I do think it's fair to say POE is all around better..... LE is good but come on now
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@TravisBiziorek @JonathanShoff This is exactly what I'd do. Although the cleaning fee would ultimately go towards a bar tab with said person.
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@dinosaurlamps @thechosenberg Seriously... everyone acting like he's a monster.. would you rather that he not admit it or try to get help?
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@HannahPosted @WaterpikOwner Lol I thought this was a joke thread, but you're serious. Parents need to teach kids what is alcohol. My kid knows these are alcohol. He can't read the word alcohol.
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@RoundCorners40 @uncledoomer @TheWapplehouse There will be a song afterwards but.. seems worth
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@ChurchillBarton @TopSecretNoam Canada was left intact too, wtf are you talking about
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@EatDaWheaties @genmxn Same, but I refuse to tell her anything that she doesn't need to know for situational awareness, I've put enough stress on her.
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@ScottCross_8 @SecretCityChez @ModestTeacher A good public school system benefits everyone, even those without kids.
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@ChipotleTweets @mistcop Sorry about what, stop pandering to people treating your employees like shit. -Bob
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@Duderichy Lol I used to do 3 high volume squat days a week, nothing in my life has been tougher. Need to start it back up
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@sbworld @ben__weddle "Chicken lips and assholes" is the tweet of mine that actually attracted the most so now I'm concerned
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@callsign_ratrod @Chuck_Ritter92 You probably prefer the Stryker tank
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@KrissBergTweets Yes it is. You lucked out and $5k turned into some other number but that doesn't make it good advice. If you had to earn it, it would be even worse. Plenty of youngsters see this type of stuff and lose their $5k just as quick. Being debt free and handed cash helped too.
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@lv_zl1 @GiaMMacool Bold assumption.. I've dated/known a few workers.. both are fine
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@DocStrangelove2 I lucked out, dudes with us were legit, had worked with SOF for 2+ years My team had two "guards" that were fearless and smart.
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@ScottCross_8 @SecretCityChez @ModestTeacher Lol your response has absolutely nothing it do with what I posted.
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@vest0levs @ds_lily_ You sound like you need a hug
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@adithya_mm @GhazzyTV It's you that's not aware.
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First foray into canned trout. Decent enough, would not kiss me right now
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@howard_knudsen Had this happen and dealt with the IRS directly. I had made a mistake and they agreed on the correct correction, not what they originally said. Like $150 instead of $2000. They botched paperwork 3 times after that until tax court laughed and closed matters.
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@volateer @Leg_baseball @robdibble49 I mean, the argument is that he had to slide into the glove because half of the bag is blocked by his foot. I'm too exhausted to care either way
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@baldursfeyre Straight men been calling each other cute names since the beginning of time.
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@austeregrim @1remotelandlord @pathfinder17m @realestatedude0 haha yeah not digging on you, that's a ridiculous amount of tires though!
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@GOATRodgersSZN @Ben13Porter The base path is defined in Rule 5.09(b)(1): "A runner's base path is established when the tag attempt occurs and is a straight line from the runner to the base he is attempting to reach safely."
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@moseskagan Local restaurant gave me French fries to snack on while I waited for my meal because they mixed up my order
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@InvestWCayden 15 years ago he would have only reported like $70k, the rise of credit card use forces you to claim it all.
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@sbworld @James_Wagner_ chicken lips and assholes
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Someone added me their "dented skulls" list... I've really made it on here huh?
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@pathofexile Ban Jenebu when?
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@housleyd I mean, you're looking right at it when you sit
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@OHPfit @tanzinavega Then don't go...
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@fslong1 @BBGreatMoments Tell me you redid third grade without telling me
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@NeverSinkDev Settlers league
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Why are we all on Twitter? Because there's literally no useful place on the internet
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@0xFatherBeard @Helldiversmedia They don't attach accounts months later...
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@KILLTOPARTY @NineIron10 So sad, everyone should get to cheat at least once
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@GrahamCoffeyDC I just signed for Georgia after watching
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@Matavatar Wild to type all of this out and have no proof that bodycam wasn't mapped out beforehand. You very well might be right, but you're making a huge logical leap. Don't agree with your premise either but thats another story
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@robert_schuetz @RealEmirHan Such a fantastic movie... surprised me
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@lavish_lerven @hormeze Jim Carrey and Adam Sandler both pulled it off
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@IsaiBCortez @MikeSyl36625988 I go maximum spicy everywhere.. they just shake their head at me lol
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@ihateadderrall @Trust_Lion_ Would be funny if the DM wasn't even about that. The coffee pitch was because she sells life insurance or something.
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@NoblestCalling @TheIronDaisy @latterdaylaura It is kinda weird.. I'm divorced and make sure my kid brings her candy or flowers. And this is coming from someone who feels nothing about holidays.
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My son, realizing that the book were reading was made in 1998, absolutely shocked that the pictures had color
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@abemurray @DanielleFong In an alternate universe I'm hitting plus right now as I read this on Google plus
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@NoShotBalu @smalls2672 To be fair almost everyone is smaller than me. 6'6" 290
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@LitBenny @JomboyMedia throwing back a ball that the other team hit doesn't make sense either
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@pathofexile Can I buy mirrors from Jenebu and put them straight in here?
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@crispben @TheIronDaisy @latterdaylaura Nawh the joke is that the dad is expected to grill/etc on fathers day. Like, a perfect fathers day would be just to have the day alone lol.
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At what follower count does a user's brain completely turn off?
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@Shadows653 @HelldiversAlert @Sony Uh they signed a contract with Sony...
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@Socko___ @anammostarac Lmao they're literally wearing this because of the opposite.
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@prickly_pickles @RyanGirdusky @coldxman "If I'm being honest with you" is a tell
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