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@ben__weddle

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amateur software developer, audio geek, bad joke enthusiast. talk nerdy to me. all opinions are @quasicodo 's

Nashville, TN, USA
Joined April 2014
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from //netflix.com yes this is real
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oh my god
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@ThePrimeagen did you do this on your last day as a joke?
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@alexstolzoff @jzux Offensive to the 100+ crowd tbh
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How has YouTube not run out of space yet?
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@MrMarsRed // the next line will be a really important comment
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@xxorza // this is a comment
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@ThePrimeagen @NetflixEng care to offer a "comment"?
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debugged a problem for nine hours today. nine hours. still haven't figured it out. i am dead inside
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🚨 BREAKING 🚨 Jill Biden attacks Nashville's mayor
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@jzux it's so unclear who the parents are in the pic
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fun fact: this button does nothing
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Do we really need both languages here?
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Does everyone have one of these?
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@ben__weddle @ThePrimeagen @NetflixEng lol this is my code, from . the entire point of it is to exactly match the spec steps, to ensure correctness. i've caught *many* bugs in proposals with it. i can't defend "not minifying/stripping comments" on a website, ofc :-)
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Someone please tell Apple that we don't care too much how thin their computers are we just want better batteries
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@elonmusk they are not verified; they are *paid*
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Are you on GitHub? Drop your username below so I can block you 👇🏼
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I wish https was as fast as http
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every time I do this, two more follow me
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Pretend the second option says 1.1.0
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oh fuck you google
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@jzux but also, if a 30yo matches with a 22yo, they both had their range set that way...
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@FFmpeg can I ask a dumb question: if assembly is architecture-dependent, do you have to write 3 or 4 or 5 different versions of FFmpeg?
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I told myself I would start blogging in 2024. Last night I set up a Wordpress site. Now to find the time to write!
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If your software's current version is 1.0.9, what should be the next version?
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300 of y'all need therapy
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counting is hard
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I loved computers and tech stuff when I was a kid but I never learned to code because I thought that was only for the super math nerds and I hated math. Now I'm mad because I totally could have learned this stuff and been a wizard by now
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72% of y'all are mispronouncing Nvidia
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@FFmpeg this sounds extremely complicated!
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"Your code is hot garbage" Is hot garbage better or worse than cold garbage? What about room temperature garbage? I need more information
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What's your strategy for opening these?
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@Coderiin I unironically like this
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Enough mediocre tweeting, now back to writing mediocre software
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@FFmpeg thanks for answering. love FFmpeg. everyone should donate money if they can ♥️
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@unclearirony @corg_e She's a hacker tell her nothing!
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This is the way major.minor.patch
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@CityCoderUS If you haven't launched a startup by 15, what are you doing with your life?
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the world needs to come together to defeat this
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Damnit I typed the second option wrong I'm not awake yet!
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You are not required to share your opinion on everything
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here you go
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mfw I wake up on Jan 1st and forgot to update my copyright year footer
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@csanyi_andras //netflix.com, View Source
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@scrumtuous That's the tweet?
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@zoink
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Recognizing that we are in an unpredictable, inflationary environment, we currently have no plan to change @Figma 's pricing. And all of Figma will continue to be free for education! (7/9)
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How is it possible that "I don't know nothing" and "I know nothing" both mean the same thing?
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I just wrote a function that's 139 lines long. Uncle Bob would not approve
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@OX_DAO Can you point us to the paper you're citing?
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@BadLegalTakes Learn to beat the courts with this one simple trick!
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You think programming is hard? Have you ever tried to get a cat out from underneath a bed?
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"but I don't want to remove someone's important comment" first, it's not important. second, IT WILL STILL BE IN GIT
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My poor cat has a cancerous tumor on her paw. Please send positive vibes Wendy's way!
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IT'S WORKING NOW! (don't love the solution but at least it's working and i can improve it later and now i can sleep)
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I could do this all day
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Just hacked into the IRS. Who wants a discount on their taxes?
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I've decided my life would be better if I were a billionaire. Please send tips and tricks
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are we supposed to be happy or scared or what?
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Speechless
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They don't want you to know this but when I was a kid Nvidia was a graphics company that sold graphics cards used for graphics
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Someone just gifted me the largest zucchini I have ever seen
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Ricky Gervais liked my tweet so I win at Twitter today!
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@csanyi_andras @unclebobmartin @ThePrimeagen Turns out you can have great conversations when you're not trying to "own" each other
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90% chance this costs less than two dollars to make
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Does it ever make sense to return plain text from an API endpoint? I have a specific use case and I don't see the need to parse JSON. Or should EVERYTHING be JSON no matter what?
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I'd like to thank Serenity, Charlotte, Ivy, Scarlett, and Isla for always being there to like my tweets when no one else would ♥️
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My new year resolution is to build an app that makes beer good for you.
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@vicariusltd It is January 18th
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I feel like I deserve some sort of recognition for how bad I am at web design
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@catalinmpit Tractors and machines eliminated lots of farming jobs a while back. Farmers still exist
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I would like to announce I am abandoning software development to pursue a career as a writer for fortune cookies
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I am still sick! What the heck!? Goodnight!
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are adults still allowed to drink chocolate milk because that's what i want right now
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I finally googled "Kendrick Drake feud" and now my IQ is 3 points lower
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I am abandoning Python
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I'm a Python dev. If I notice it's slower, it's definitely slower
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please seek therapy 🙏
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My first C# program. I'm a beginner all over again
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Have you ever considered becoming a professional balloon deflater?
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Steve Jobs watching how fast Sam Altman gets hired back to the company he founded
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Breaking: OpenAI board in discussions with Sam Altman to return as CEO
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Good morning to everyone who did not go shopping yesterday
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Thank you JavaScript
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Some of you have never SSH'd into a smart fridge and it shows
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Good morning to everyone who has never sent an email with an 11MB attachment
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can someone turn the rain off please? enough already
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@TracketPacer 👋 (just saying hi, I don't even understand the question)
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All I want for Christmas is a month without these sign tweets
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@disclosetv My tweets are more embarrassing than my calls and texts
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