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Base(d) Ball Knower. Class of ‘79 Longhorns Alum. Pine Tar Enthusiast.

Joined May 2024
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@BasedBanger
Based Trashcan Banger
20 days
Dinner by myself: $40 (got 6 beers) Dinner with my girl: $210 (got 1 beer & an argument)
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@BasedBanger
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Weekly grocery haul for you boys. Let me know what you have to say.
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@BasedBanger
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Does the BV fuck with my Freezer collection?
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@BasedBanger
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Girl’s Instagram comments are the dumbest shit of all time
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@BasedBanger
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2 months
What a fucking spread
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@BasedBanger
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You like that shit white boy?
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@BasedBanger
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@johnjamison34 John, I hope you really hit them straight today. Love these pieces separately. I’m never a fan of doubling up a logo (master shirt and masters hat), but that’s just personal preference. Thanks.
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@BasedBanger
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The White Linen Meetup occurred, and proved to be a great success. Things went a little south for @QVE42069 , but I will let him comment on that. Pictured: @crowncraft69 , @QVE42069 Not Pictured: @v80NonEquityPtr
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@BasedBanger
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Airport Fit. Lmk.
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@BasedBanger
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When I’m in a very important client meeting and my gf texts me “miss u Smoochie bear”
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@BasedBanger
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Don’t see any Peter.
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@BasedBanger
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@pplschampion8 Johnny, Seems like you’re still in play and she may be trying to see how you react to her tomfoolery. I advise you to carry on and act like nothing happened. Cheers,
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@BasedBanger
Based Trashcan Banger
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White Linen Fit.
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@crowncraft69
Crown Crafted Connoisseur
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WLN DEGEN ALL-STARS STARTING 5: 1 - @BasedBanger (R); glue guy 2 - Myself (R); looking to cement myself as one of the greats 3 - @QVE42069 ; season vet 4 - @v80NonEquityPtr ; season vet 5 - Non burner user, friend of the group. Most seasoned degen of the squad.
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@BasedBanger
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My gf just sent me a Bateman meme. (I made her watch American Paycho)
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ZYN DOG
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@BasedBanger
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@DwayneBiggums Unfortunately Dwayne I had this exact thing happen to me. My best friend of 20 years and on my birthday. I encourage you to find God and put all energy into yourself instead of them. Best of luck my friend.
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@BasedBanger
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@Zyndad101 Here is mine if you want some inspiration.
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@BasedBanger
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Watching “Everybody Wants Some!!” and I just found my new favorite screenshot
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@BasedBanger
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This was $50. The left has me angry! Bidenomics.
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@BasedBanger
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My girl & my mom if calling me at the worst possible time known to man was a sport
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@BasedBanger
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Is it wack that I want to sit by a body of water, read classic literature, and sip on a shandy?
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@BasedBanger
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This is one of those Mondays at work where I really miss college
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@BasedBanger
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This how I feel when @SouthernandFat laughs
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@BasedBanger
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Weekend Lineup.
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@BasedBanger
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Should I drink beer tonight?
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@BasedBanger
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While I was at work on Monday, my girlfriend stayed at my apartment and: -Cooked and made me 6 meal prep taco bowls -Washed & Folded my laundry -Cleaned the grout in my shower -Changed my sheets and made the bed -Unloaded the dishwasher BV is this my wife??
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@BasedBanger
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Just need 1 more WS win to be an undisputed dynasty.
@jmproductionsyt
just max productions (Hou Chronicle contributor)
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since 2017 the Astros have witnessed: -3 immaculate innings -6 no hitters (3 combined, 1 in WS) -2 300 K seasons -30 All Star appearances (1 MVP) -7 Silver Sluggers -7 Gold Gloves (1 Plat) -2 CY Youngs -10 CY Young Vote getting seasons -1 MVP -24 MVP Vote getting seasons -1 ROY
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@BasedBanger
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Ball Knower. RIP Willie.
@nut_history
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Willie Mays played 22 seasons and 24 all star games RIP
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@BasedBanger
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@GeauxBradler Brad, Lot of potential here. Would suggest switching the BP hat for something more subtle (maybe a golf course or MLB cap). Would also only button one button on your polo, let em breathe. Lastly would swap those socks for something like FJ medium length. Hope this helps. Thanks,
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@BasedBanger
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You like that shit?
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@BasedBanger
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Great to have you back brother. BV was worried that you were banned. The left is trembling.
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@BasedBanger
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Saw two dudes in old row merch and asked them if they had burner’s. They do. We are so cooked
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@BasedBanger
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Holiday Tiers: 1. Christmas 2. NYE 3. July 4 4. Memorial Day 5. Thanksgiving
@RickRyderSooner
Richard Ryder, CPA and CFA
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4th of July: unlimited beer, grill firing hot dogs and burgers, golf or body of water or both, Merica and explosives Thanksgiving: “Put that down you’ve already had 7 you’re an embarrassment to this family”, turkey, stuffing, green beans (veggies 🤮) I know my preference.
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@BasedBanger
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Y’all mind?
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@BasedBanger
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Can’t wait to show my grandkids my burner in 2070 and them to be in awe of @v80NonEquityPtr ‘s polo game
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@BasedBanger
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Gf made this. Let’s get fucking after it fellas.
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@BasedBanger
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Gentlemen, White Linen Night is upon us. May we gather together as true brothers for this glorious occasion. Please feed me Darts & Miller Lites. Cheers, cc: @crowncraft69 @v80NonEquityPtr @QVE42069
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@BasedBanger
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nobody will remember: -your salary -how “busy you were” -how many hours you worked people will remember: -“He’s going for the cornerrrrrr HES GOT IT! …. Vince, Young, scores”
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@BasedBanger
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@TommyOKid I did it better unfortunately
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@BasedBanger
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Did my boy @MLBONFOX dirty
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@BasedBanger
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Me, currently a 24 year old, helping my girlfriend cut out balloon shapes for her Bid day. It’s so over.
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@BasedBanger
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Starting the weekend off right. cc: @crowncraft69 @v80NonEquityPtr
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@BasedBanger
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I am officially challenging @SouthernandFat to a best of 5 sets Tennis match. May the best dumbass win.
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@BobKoozie69 I think Clapton’s best work is from when he was in Cream. The band was only together for 2 years so you can get through their discography quite quickly. Worth it.
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@BasedBanger
Based Trashcan Banger
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Absolutely exquisite form here, Ronald
@ronaldreagan654
Ronald W. Reagan, MBA
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On some boy dinner type shit. Meat hits different when you bring it home yourself. Bout to hit the chop block (stogie up top Zyn down low, yeah I’m ripping 3 mg doubled up) fuck with me
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@BasedBanger
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The SEC Longhorns Peter Millar polo has been ordered. No one can touch me.
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@BasedBanger
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Bro did Foodacris get banned?
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@BasedBanger
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@crowncraft69 & I in Dallas this weekend
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@BasedBanger
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Underrated tweet, I’m going full row but it’s close.
@StatelyOaks0
Pantheon of Concrete and Steel
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Embrace debate: what’s better—whole row to yourself on a flight or a ghost wipe after a fat shit?
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@BasedBanger
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I am upset.
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@BasedBanger
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Good morning to every dude that tweets off a burner. We are the greatest generation
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@BasedBanger
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Foodashed looking real nice this time of year @SouthernNdFat
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@BasedBanger
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The absolute disrespect to @QVE42069 , @crowncraft69 , @v80NonEquityPtr and myself here is absolutely despicable.
@MearnsGeoffery
Geoffrey Mearns
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The Cavalry
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@BasedBanger
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Real ball knower’s fit for the stros game.
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@BasedBanger
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I think Joe found Hunter’s bag before this
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@BasedBanger
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@TommyOKid I get off at Noon on Friday. Let that sink in
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@BasedBanger
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Quiltitililus, These things happen. Apology accepted. Regards & hope for a mild winter,
@QVE42069
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Would like to offer a sincere apology for my actions yesterday. What I did was wrong. CC @BasedBanger
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@BasedBanger
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Can confirm I have no money and am slightly fun to be around (I wear the Bateman Seiko)
@GordonGekko420
Gordon Gekko
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Adjusted to add Whoop people
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@BasedBanger
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@TommyOKid Has to spend the first 7 innings of a baseball game in the bathroom. Every hot dog consumed in the bathroom eliminates an inning
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@BasedBanger
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@GirthDaddy1234 Girth, been rocking my Duckhead stone khakis with my bovine stout tecovas. Been rocking the Tommy Bahama short sleeve linen button downs with this combo as well. Check that out
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@BasedBanger
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Absolutely fighting for my life in the work shitter rn
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@BasedBanger
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Watching ‘05 World Series highlights. How did my dad put up with this shitty franchise for so many years?
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@BasedBanger
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2 months
No way they’re arguing about their golf game
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@BasedBanger
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@QVE42069 @RickRyderSooner @HaroldSJohnson2 @crowncraft69 QVE, As I have seen you triple fist, I must respect your opinion on this matter. Personally, I don’t have a problem with drinking the spritz, but I don’t think it should be posted. Hope everyone mentioned here has a great night. Cheers,
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@BasedBanger
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Have a lot left over from last week
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@BasedBanger
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In the arena (my overpriced apartment) trying stuff (mopping the floor after hosting the Afters last night)
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@BasedBanger
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@TommyOKid & I will have a conversation on a topic voted by you, our fans.
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Yankee Son or NJ daughter
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@BasedBanger
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It’s beautiful…
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@remember31_0 Massive respect for IAWL
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@BasedBanger
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Bro burners aren’t even coming up on my feed anymore wtf
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@BasedBanger
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Starting another work day off with a monster dump. We will continue to win.
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@BasedBanger
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Fellas, do I get the official Quinn Ewers SEC jersey that is more expensive and will have stickers with no stitching, or do I get the Chinese one that will have actual stitching and patches? LMK cc: @RickRyderSooner , @crowncraft69 , @v80NonEquityPtr
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@BasedBanger
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@RickRyderSooner Rich, These kinds of Texas fans really piss me off. Thanks,
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@BasedBanger
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Fellas I have watched 46 movies so far this year. Do I have a problem?
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@BasedBanger
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@v80NonEquityPtr , @crowncraft69 , and I myself have linked. What do you guys think we’re sipping on tonight?
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@BasedBanger
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@johnjamison34 John, Awesome Pivot here. You’re really gonna get em now champion. Thanks,
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@HutchAtticus Hutch, Would suggest some sort of long horizontal golf course print. Hope this helps,
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@BasedBanger
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@RickRyderSooner Ah, I should’ve known due to Rangers fandom. A lot of my pals from back in my army days are up there, let me know if you need some recommendations. On another note, I think they fact that you and I are polar opposites in location/fandom yet still get along, should 1/2
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@BasedBanger
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Texas fan here. Absolutely not, pulling for the other UT here
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@BasedBanger
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This how I feel with our tailor but Spanish @crowncraft69
@QVE42069
Quilted Vest Enjoyer
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I know my tailor was just absolutely roasting me in Catonese
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@BasedBanger
Based Trashcan Banger
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New Bevo Crap bucket. Congrats @crowncraft69 @RickRyderSooner looks like y’all’s has been retired. Have a good week fellas.
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@BasedBanger
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@elusivecurrent Astros own your poverty franchise (Houston, TX is the real center of the universe)
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@saucebars Memorial 🅿️
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I’m so old that I remember when a Juul starter kit was $60
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Breakfast of fucking Champions
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@bradenhanzelka @clevername1234 Jeans you’re correct, dress pants however this is too long. No stack for dress pants. Quinn’s are for sure too short though.
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@BasedBanger
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@CrenshawJoel94 @NBAKingBell Fair enough. To me it gives a little more depth/formality than a polo.
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@BasedBanger
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Biden is reading off a fucking tele-prompt
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Hardest picture in recorded history
@TuckerCarlson
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@BasedBanger
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@KWackerman68 Billy, In my opinion the polo is too casual to wear with a blazer. I would suggest getting a short sleeve dress shirt instead as it’s a similar feel under a jacket. Would not wear the short sleeve dress shirt without a jacket though. Hope this helps. Thanks,
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@BasedBanger
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I’ve come to the realization that having WFH fridays and being off at noon is the grown up equivalent of “no Friday classes”. Cheers fellas.
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@BasedBanger
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She craft on my connoisseur until I crown
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@NBAKingBell @CrenshawJoel94 It isn’t. Dude in pic isn’t in tx standard and is in dos carolinas. Tx standard is 2 pocket, dos carolinas is 4.
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@BasedBanger
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@the_auburncreed Enjoy while you can Creed. Sincerely, The Workforce
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BOO! Did I scare you? I’m the BurnerVerse
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@SerLuigiVampa Luigi, Boots really pull this together. Nice look overall. Cheers,
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