Braden Hanzelka 🦆🤺 @bradenhanzelka Twitter profile

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Braden Hanzelka 🦆🤺

@bradenhanzelka

6 months

Quiet as a mouse

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Braden Hanzelka 🦆🤺

@bradenhanzelka

21 days

If you’re wearing boots and your pants fit like this, you’re instantly considered a bozo, disgusting

Gerry Hamilton

@GHamiltonOTF

21 days

Texas Longhorns QB Quinn Ewers has arrived at #SECMediaDays … boots the choice of footwear . @ontexasfootball

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Braden Hanzelka 🦆🤺

@bradenhanzelka

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Thought I’ve seen this picture before

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Braden Hanzelka 🦆🤺

@bradenhanzelka

1 month

Update Kaeden ✅ Caden ✅ Kaiden ✅

Kaiden Wilson

@Kaiden_Wilson7

1 month

No better place than Aggieland!👍🏼👍🏼 #gigem

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Braden Hanzelka 🦆🤺

@bradenhanzelka

1 month

Damn, how nice is it listening to your head coach give a fun but professional press conference and not stutter or look like his dog just got ran over, who has it better than an A&M baseball fan right now

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Braden Hanzelka 🦆🤺

@bradenhanzelka

3 months

Damn that’s crazy bro !!

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Braden Hanzelka 🦆🤺

@bradenhanzelka

20 days

Very impressive showing from Horn fans based off this tweet, some actually found my parents address and phone numbers, never thought that posting about short skinny jeans with boots would lead to this many people being absolutely irate, butthurt and braindead

Braden Hanzelka 🦆🤺

@bradenhanzelka

21 days

If you’re wearing boots and your pants fit like this, you’re instantly considered a bozo, disgusting

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Braden Hanzelka 🦆🤺

@bradenhanzelka

3 months

@FantasyReceipts Uh oh, fantasy receipts is softttttt, how about those Butker jersey sales???

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Braden Hanzelka 🦆🤺

@bradenhanzelka

3 months

@FantasyReceipts Singular is “woman”, she’s educated and is pursuing a great career and we both understand & know that family & having children and caring for others and caring for a family is more important than a career will ever be, stay mad

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Braden Hanzelka 🦆🤺

@bradenhanzelka

4 months

BREAKING: Former Longhorn golfer, and world number 1 Scottie Scheffler says his favorite emoji is the Gig ‘Em

PGA TOUR

@PGATOUR

4 months

What emoji do you use the most? 👀

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Braden Hanzelka 🦆🤺

@bradenhanzelka

21 days

@05Corey You’re right, glad I don’t

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Braden Hanzelka 🦆🤺

@bradenhanzelka

4 years

I’m proud to say I’ll be able to tell my kids I went out, had fun, spent time with friends and family and wasn’t a little bitch during the COVID pandemic

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Braden Hanzelka 🦆🤺

@bradenhanzelka

21 days

For all the butthurt ass crying Texas fans, if your jeans, pants, slacks look like this it looks stupid, no matter what school you go to or what fan base you are affiliated with

Braden Hanzelka 🦆🤺

@bradenhanzelka

21 days

If you’re wearing boots and your pants fit like this, you’re instantly considered a bozo, disgusting

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@bradenhanzelka

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Cliff Burnside

@Uncle_Chili

2 months

@Bmontyszn @BoardGeniuses Couldn't tell you. I just know the good lord ain't rooting for the school that hired Jimbo Fisher.

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Braden Hanzelka 🦆🤺

@bradenhanzelka

1 month

Every passing minute just gets more and more confusing for me

Hayden Schott

@SchottHayden

1 month

HIRE MICHAEL EARLY OR NOLAN CAIN.

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Braden Hanzelka 🦆🤺

@bradenhanzelka

14 days

I’m always excited for football season to roll around but there is nothing I’ve ever been more excited for than for Aggie baseball to start again

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Braden Hanzelka 🦆🤺

@bradenhanzelka

3 years

What’s up Texas

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Braden Hanzelka 🦆🤺

@bradenhanzelka

10 months

UGH fuckin aggys, can’t believe they want you to take a cap off in a building dedicated in memory of former students who died, wtf man

Paul In The Heights 🇺🇸 🐅

@HeightsTiger

10 months

You ever been to their campus? Don’t walk on the grass and don’t wear a hat in a certain building. the cult will get ya

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Braden Hanzelka 🦆🤺

@bradenhanzelka

3 years

Girl sitting in front of me in class went through the whole A&M football & baseball roster and searched them all on Instagram to follow most of them. Not to mention looked at their gf’s before she followed them.. FOR THA STREETS

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Braden Hanzelka 🦆🤺

@bradenhanzelka

1 month

Now it’s time to see how loyal all the players are going to be to the fan base that has supported them through every pitch this season

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@bradenhanzelka

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Jackson Schlossnagle

@j_schloss817

1 month

If you want to play for the best, don’t come in with your tail tucked.

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Braden Hanzelka 🦆🤺

@bradenhanzelka

4 months

@ilovecutch @Brooks_Gate That’s one thing I wouldn’t try and publicize

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Braden Hanzelka 🦆🤺

@bradenhanzelka

3 years

Please for the love of god allow me to get a pair

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Braden Hanzelka 🦆🤺

@bradenhanzelka

3 years

College Station is getting bent over and fucked right now 💀 who the hell thought this many kids was a good idea

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Braden Hanzelka 🦆🤺

@bradenhanzelka

3 years

Y’all still living differently? 💀

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@YouKnoro

3 years

Covid has to end. I can’t spend my entire 20’s living like this.

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Braden Hanzelka 🦆🤺

@bradenhanzelka

10 months

@lessj24 @fluker_lane @Modest_M2 @rogerclemens Bauer made Manfraud and the MLB look like idiots through the sticky stuff days, literally videoed himself using it, and going out to pitch in games with it and showing how big of hypocrites the MLB was, they didn’t like that Bauer disrespected them and made them look stupid

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@bradenhanzelka

4 years

Rock bottom teaches you shit mountain tops never will

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Braden Hanzelka 🦆🤺

@bradenhanzelka

5 months

POV: Florida’s press box the second Caglianone does anything

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@bradenhanzelka

4 years

Duck season: closed Girlfriend applications: open

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Braden Hanzelka 🦆🤺

@bradenhanzelka

21 days

@peanutg53954578 Understandable, which is why he should have gone with dress shoes instead, I just don’t rock with any skinny jeans or short jeans with boots, just doesn’t look right

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Braden Hanzelka 🦆🤺

@bradenhanzelka

21 days

@DukeHookEm Oh hey, people wearing pants that are an appropriate length and size for the shoe they are wearing 👍🏻 thanks for proving my point

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Braden Hanzelka 🦆🤺

@bradenhanzelka

3 months

We all know Tenn & Clemson aren’t better than A&M, but I’m fine with it for now, maybe if A&M lost to Lipscomb instead of LSU we would be number 1 lmao

NCAA Baseball

@NCAABaseball

3 months

Week 12 @d1baseball Rankings ⚾️ #NCAABaseball

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Braden Hanzelka 🦆🤺

@bradenhanzelka

4 years

Mood

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Braden Hanzelka 🦆🤺

@bradenhanzelka

1 month

This is my last tweet about the situation, spineless is the only word I can find to describe Schlossyboy, can’t even tell the 12th man or the players.

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Braden Hanzelka 🦆🤺

@bradenhanzelka

3 years

Pick me “country people” be tweeting like: “cant wait to dance in the kitchen at 2 am with the love of my life listening to George Strait while watching our 500 head of cattle on our 5 acre farm with our name on the gate and our wrap around porch with 16 horse trailers”

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Braden Hanzelka 🦆🤺

@bradenhanzelka

3 years

Does this mean I made it big in Switzerland?

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Braden Hanzelka 🦆🤺

@bradenhanzelka

5 months

Let’s play a game, what is higher tonight? Appel’s bat flip or tu’s bullpen ERA

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Braden Hanzelka 🦆🤺

@bradenhanzelka

3 years

Y’all gone be real disappointed when you wake up Monday and your skinny bf is frozen to the bed frame

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Braden Hanzelka 🦆🤺

@bradenhanzelka

3 years

You never find out how shitty your ex is until you are broken up 💀 prayers for all y’all in relationships

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Braden Hanzelka 🦆🤺

@bradenhanzelka

11 months

@cookupperc @DailyLoud It’s almost impossible to die from a collapsed lung though? lmao

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@bradenhanzelka

7 months

@DJWestgarth @Ihartitz Key word being defenses, reading comprehension is tough nowadays it’s okay

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@bradenhanzelka

3 years

There’s a kid bday party down the street with a bouncy house and water slide.. do I pull up with a 30 rack and see if I’m accepted

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Braden Hanzelka 🦆🤺

@bradenhanzelka

3 years

Ducks? Ducks.

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Braden Hanzelka 🦆🤺

@bradenhanzelka

1 month

Shut down the portal, bring the boys back and run it back to Omaha brother 🫡

TexAgs

@TexAgs

1 month

BREAKING: Michael Earley is set to be hired as the next head coach of Texas A&M baseball ⚾️👍

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@bradenhanzelka

1 month

Are those male cheerleaders????

Brent Zwerneman

@BrentZwerneman

1 month

Here in Austin for the Jim Schlossnagle press conference: @HoustonChron

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Braden Hanzelka 🦆🤺

@bradenhanzelka

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@clevername1234 Yeah, thank you for proving how pants are actually supposed to fit when wearing boots

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@bradenhanzelka

3 years

Dude is still more mobile than Kellen Mond ever was

Old Row Texas A&M

@OldRowAggies

3 years

Bryce Foster Haynes King Scooters 🤝

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Braden Hanzelka 🦆🤺

@bradenhanzelka

3 years

Shoat killa

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@bradenhanzelka

3 years

Field to table, cmon

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Braden Hanzelka 🦆🤺

@bradenhanzelka

4 years

Four stills from a movie you believe is a masterpiece, no title

• 𝙲𝚘𝚞𝚛𝚝𝚗𝚎𝚢 •

@CourtneyRutled

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Four stills from a movie you believe is a masterpiece, no title

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Braden Hanzelka 🦆🤺

@bradenhanzelka

7 months

@DJWestgarth It’s not misleading when he references the exact situations in which the scores went over 30 points, pointing directly to the defense not being to blame for the scores (safety & pick 6, both offensive faults) that pushed the opposition over 30 points

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@bradenhanzelka

4 years

Texas, you’ll always have my heart

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Braden Hanzelka 🦆🤺

@bradenhanzelka

4 years

Ducked down in Dallas 🤙

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@bradenhanzelka

2 years

Families 🤮 splitting up 🤮 family land 🤮 and selling it 🤮 to weird ass city people 🤮

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@bradenhanzelka

3 years

I like my cookies medium rare

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Braden Hanzelka 🦆🤺

@bradenhanzelka

4 years

If you’ve never had to use this until you could barely lift it, you don’t know what hard work is

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Braden Hanzelka 🦆🤺

@bradenhanzelka

3 years

It’s pretty shitty seeing how money hungry people are.. to the point they sell land that’s been in their family for hundreds of years. Learn to appreciate what those before you have done

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@bradenhanzelka

3 years

You’re a fuckin idiot if you’re going out and buying gas like crazy, YOU are the problem

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@bradenhanzelka

4 years

Christmas shoot for the win

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@bradenhanzelka

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@Doc_Texas Ai has gone too far

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@bradenhanzelka

4 years

Duck season is over. No one talk to me.

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Braden Hanzelka 🦆🤺

@bradenhanzelka

1 month

Thank God all the chairs in the stadium are bolted down or the folks below Morgan Wallen would be having a bad night

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Braden Hanzelka 🦆🤺

@bradenhanzelka

1 month

Our problem on offense is right now we HAVE to swing at pitches 5 inches off the plate, you watch them go by you get rung up, tough

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Braden Hanzelka 🦆🤺

@bradenhanzelka

2 months

On a real note, why is A&M so threatening to LSU all their fans dedicate their lives to talk about us?? Constantly in their head and it’s amazing lmao, embarrassing to see

Barstool LSU

@LSUBarstool

2 months

On a serious note though, happy Father’s Day to all the fathers out there!! Except for the fathers that raised children who attended Texas A&M you all failed as parents

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@bradenhanzelka

4 years

Is your boyfriend taking you duck hunting for Christmas or do I have to

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@bradenhanzelka

3 years

Only in America have we cancelled a bottle of syrup, the name of a sports team, and a potato toy

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Braden Hanzelka 🦆🤺

@bradenhanzelka

4 years

Call it Nike, cause they just did it

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@bradenhanzelka

3 years

Duck season dump, having to grind to make it happen compared to last year.. but gettin it done

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Braden Hanzelka 🦆🤺

@bradenhanzelka

3 years

Girls love succulents.. why? Cause if they can’t keep a relationship alive they definitely can’t keep a real plant alive

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@bradenhanzelka

4 years

They call me Widge Daddy, but you can call me anytime

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@bradenhanzelka

3 years

Don’t let the fact that Turnpike is back draw attention from the fact that the biggest trial in the history of the world is going on and involves possibly exposing hundreds of pedophiles and rapists that run our country & government

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@bradenhanzelka

4 years

Pickin up decoys like I pick up your moms, a dozen at a time

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@bradenhanzelka

4 years

Set out to break 200 hogs down for the year, came back with 206

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@bradenhanzelka

3 years

@Eazy_EI @Jaypotta That’s how you know he’s ready to take you to the “bedrouuoowmmmm”

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@bradenhanzelka

4 years

🥓💧

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Braden Hanzelka 🦆🤺

@bradenhanzelka

4 years

Was after this guy all bow season, but got my brother on him for youth season

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@bradenhanzelka

2 months

Rattlin Bog playing, drinks flowing, time to BTHO Kentucky

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@bradenhanzelka

3 years

If you’re wearing a mask when you’re by yourself, outside walking your dog, etc. you’re a total cuck for our government and I can’t respect that 💀

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Braden Hanzelka 🦆🤺

@bradenhanzelka

4 years

I pray Biden does everything he can to make this country better

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Braden Hanzelka 🦆🤺

@bradenhanzelka

4 years

Shots from this mornings hunt #Nikon

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Braden Hanzelka 🦆🤺

@bradenhanzelka

4 years

Y’all please like this so I can take Dylan Wheeler duck hunting

Dylan Wheeler

@DylanWheeler_

4 years

I’ve never been duck hunting. Someone show me what’s up.

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@bradenhanzelka

4 years

If anyone can get me into contact with an older lady who has thousands of acres to hunt and a dead husband please let me know, I’ll readily sacrifice my morals

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@bradenhanzelka

3 years

Drip

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@bradenhanzelka

4 years

Smoke em if you got em

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@bradenhanzelka

4 years

If you wear a mask while driving by yourself, I am absolutely judging you as the weakest link in our society and even lower on the food chain

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Braden Hanzelka 🦆🤺

@bradenhanzelka

1 month

Sad for the outcome, but not sad for the year, we fought our hearts out and made it a 1 run game against every person the field fighting against us, heads up

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Braden Hanzelka 🦆🤺

@bradenhanzelka

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@West1042 @peanutg53954578 And skinny short jeans don’t go with boots

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@bradenhanzelka

4 years

This is the one.

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@bradenhanzelka

3 years

Gf with a lot of land 🤝 Bf with hunting addiction

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@bradenhanzelka

3 years

Ducks: slapped

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@bradenhanzelka

4 years

Window viewz get better everyday

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@bradenhanzelka

3 years

Happy national beer day folks, I drink everyday so this is just another day, but it you don’t, consider today a reason to get hammered. God bless

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@bradenhanzelka

3 years

Was good 😎

Old Row Outdoors

@OldRowOutdoors

3 years

Texas A&M

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@bradenhanzelka

3 years

Ah yes, I feel so much safer now that CS police, *checks notes* tazed and beat the shit out of a dude on a bike for not crossing a street right

Funkson & Sons LLC

@GuntFunkson

3 years

lmao this school

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@bradenhanzelka

3 years

@bmacxh Wouldn’t consider myself a photographer, but this is definitely one of my favorites I’ve taken 🤧

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@bradenhanzelka

3 years

There has to be at least 1 kid from A&M in the stands that still wears his letterman on campus and was a QB in highschool that could play better than Calzada

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@bradenhanzelka

1 month

I’m now not mad at this question, Schloss lied to everyone, to his players who played through terrible injuries and risked their bodies for him, I hope not a single player bodes him farewell

Richard Zane

@RichardZane32

1 month

I asked Jim Schlossnagle the question postgame. Here is the transcript of the question and his response. @TexAgs | #MCWS

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@bradenhanzelka

5 months

Holy shit this is satire right?

Data Please

@Datapleaz

5 months

@coleadamss As a Nebraska football fan, I fully expected this. I mean Trev leaves Nebraska to take the AD job at A&M. How much inside info did he have to give to A&M? This was terribly unethical by Alberts and the committee to make them play each other @T3Bracketology

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@bradenhanzelka

2 months

If we play Texas again tonight which jersey are we wearing to make sure they can’t beat us??