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Washed Up, Has Been. Ole Miss Alum ‘93. Ex-Bartender. LEGEND

Canton, MS
Joined November 2023
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@HutchAtticus
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2 months
Haven’t talked to this guy in almost a year.
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Can someone tell me what this is supposed to mean?
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5 months
Don’t remember much from last night but sounds like I was prime Mike Tyson #thanks
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🚨Breaking🚨 The DKE house on the University of Mississippi’s campus fucking explodes after missile strike ordered by the DEA. Thankfully, there were over 100+ casualties. The cocaine usage on campus is predicted to drop nearly 50%. Stay tuned for updates. #ByeByeDKE
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@HutchAtticus
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5 months
Saw this rig with a Biden 2024 sticker on it, needless to say I handled the situation.
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Normalize taking your fit checks butt-ass naked. #thanks
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First day back in Jackson. God I missed this place. #thanks
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Indian gas station workers that sell to minors are the backbone of society. #truth #hotseat
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@colinmchugh26 Tonight thanks
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@Emmmyalluu Bet your fathers real proud you sell your body online
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@iso_like He’s a class act
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Just helping my buddy get a stain out of his new shorts.
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Silly sorority girl! You can’t drive there!
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6 months
Do not say the N-Word at Tangos while singing Dreams and Nightmares. Last night was catastrophic. #tangostuesday
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That’ll play.
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@Jackson_BigDog Imma shove my boot up your ass liberal
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Can a white boy have a day? #thanks
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5 months
Is this KA from the future? #thanks
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Thanks Ox and thank you senior burners✌️
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@HutchAtticus
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5 months
Well, the Rooster’s stairs kicked my ass last night. Not sure a Diet Coke and zyn are gonna be able to fix this one.
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@HutchAtticus
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3 months
Currently unemployed and heading to the boat. Y’all mind at all? #thanks
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5 months
🚨BREAKING🚨 AOPi’s President announces at chapter that they will be building a McDonald’s inside of their sorority house! #W
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@WHamptonIII That’s what I got from it too.
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Hung as balls and saw this beautiful sight. Little things like this give me hope for America’s future. #thanks
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5 months
The liberals are back at it again. They killed two birds with one stone here taking down Boure and a cop. They can’t keep getting away with this. #NOTHANKS
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@HutchAtticus
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Can we please replace this piece of shit with a waffle house? #olemiss #hottytoddy
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@HutchAtticus
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Starting to settle back in…
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Swing and a miss
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@OleMissManchu Heard the backstory…supposedly two AOPi’s were sitting on the same side of the car causing it to roll over.
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Reminiscing… #thanks
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Jackson Prep chillers at the baseball game. Just sold me two Xanax’s by the urinals. #thanks
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I’m just a white frat guy who fucks with dark liquor and dark skinned women. Ya feel #thanks
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“Where’s the first tee and what’s the course record?”
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@Nick1056_ Yeah he wishes
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Transfusions got to me on the back 9 #thanks
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When you think you’re unclogging the penjamin but realize it’s been hitting the whole time #Biden
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@NOTRITTENHOUSE Not currently accepting applications. Good news is just about every guy I know is the same way👍
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Dude tuck that shit back in…
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This player will take your breath away. Surely a Heisman contender.
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@tnhoneycoke Get off my page liberal
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@4278RC Nope, I stood there menacingly
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@W83040109Cheryl @OldRowOfficial No Cheryl get off social media old lady
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@HutchAtticus
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3 months
Hooked up with a bitch last night and she immediately started talking about her high school lax career after. Is that how us guys sound to girls?
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Bro tried to do the walk out method.
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White boy summer is in full swing #thanks
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Found out abot the date dhash two hours ago and prgeaming ever since The cigarethes in the air filter is the mobe. move. #thamks
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If you eat Panda Express in the Union and use chopsticks, please move to California you liberal. #thanks
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I’m not like every other guy…I’m classy. #zynkoozie
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@bun1drew Negative
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4 months
Thursday: Protest✅ Friday: Head✅ This weekend has the chance to go down in history #thanks
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What the fuck is this shit Newk’s?!? Can a real ass dude not get a cup of some fucking parmesan anymore? This is a prime example of the Biden administration destroying beloved institutions. #oxford #newks #hottytoddy
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Does it get any better folks? Best hangover remedy.
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5 months
Leaked Phi Tau meal schedule for this week. Looks like they are eating the usual #truth
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I think I like Starkville #BigX
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@BRotsniffer Facts brax
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Shrimp tacos and immigrant beer for supper #blessed
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@bringbackmullen You should see her rump. But yeah this bitch is bezerk!
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5 months
I would rather consume my own discharge before I eat at McAlisters, Qdoba, or Panda Express again. #thanks
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I NEVER HAVE TO SEE ZACH EDEY’S STUPID FUCKING HOOK SHOT AGAIN!!
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Not sure I’ve ever said a harder goodbye. See you in 10 days, frat cleats. #thanks
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@bustyMacy1810 Permission to crank?
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My buddy Abner just notified me that his son dropped from Phi Tau and joined the Science Fiction Book Club. Looks like he’s finally climbing the social ladder! #hellyeah
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4 months
What the hell is going on at the square?
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Was holding this piss in to long…feeling like I’m back at the Tango’s trough again. #thanks
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Soft hands brother #thanks
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@RetiredBurner That’s what I’m saying
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@IAmPicasio Imagine dick riding
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There’s something romantic about a glass and a cig #thanks
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You can’t drink like me, you can’t fuck like me, and you can’t golf like me.
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@godfatherPrince Wipe your lip when your done, Philip. Hop off that dick buddy. Grown ass man doing tricks on it.
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@HutchAtticus
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Due to the recent Zyn shortage I’ve decided to start making my own Zyn pouches and packaging them in recycled cans. Message me if interested. *WILL BE DOING LIMITED EDITION FENT-POUCHES AS WELL*
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@RodneyisHorny Most definitely
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Top 5 Zyns: 1: Drunk Zyn(Paralyzing, if you’re only using 1 at a time you are doing it wrong) 2: Morning Zyn(Pairs well with a Diet Coke/Beer) 3: Post-meal Zyn 4: Scenic Zyn 5: Makeout Zyn(Good breath and keeps it interesting)
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Never admit you’re drunk, just drive and be a man. #thanks
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Normalize “retard”
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Yep all of this is going up my nose tonight. #thanks
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Just went to “Head Over Heels” for theatre appreciation. What a liberal shit show. #thanks
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Enjoy retirement, old friend. This is rather bittersweet, but I would like to announce that I am retiring my second ever pair of Birkenstocks. Here’s to 5 more years🥂🍾 #thanks
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@BigTicket120 Curtis Granderson and Brandon Phillips carried
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“Can’t wait to go pound my 15 year old girlfriend in the back of my squatted truck.”
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Girls wake up at 5AM for one week and act like they went to Vietnam.
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@MoserOtto1355 Nah never was very fond of them
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Hungover and preparing for my HR meeting(I’m getting fired for leaving this beast unflushed in the women‘s restroom)
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“Bro you fuck mid ass girls”
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Sir, don’t make me walk behind the fucking counter and grab the Razzleberry Elf THC myself. #Brittanys
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This is what liberal America fears(Hot Blondes Not Pictured) @bringbackmullen
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Scottie Scheffler is one stride closer to solidifying his place among the greatest golfers of all time. #FreeScottie
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@FinnBlackdub I am a chivalrous man
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Current tune while cruising through my snow globe town #thanks
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Y’all mind? #thanks
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@internwatts Gotta try Rebel Market, easily the best within 100 miles of Oxford.
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