@mrgillly
Cold take. Have plenty whales in my rotation. Great shirts always love em. Will still buy em. Rich men will have 2 Mercedes in their driveway. Wealthy men have a Mercedes, Ferrari, and a Bentley sitting out front. variety is key Gilly
Anyone on here chirping fellas for wearing XL Peter needs to grow tf up. I wear a L but buy XL bc I like em a little baggier and flowy. Keeps good air flow out on the links. Sorry I don’t wanna wear a shmedium and look like my names Brett from SAE at UTK
@lroyjonson
Lee Roy, I support you in coming out gay through this post. May you find bountiful amounts of love in men. Cant say I would ever agree with this take
- Dwayne
Pre-Date ritual/to do list
- clean my room
- shower 2x
- bang my head against the wall (5 min)
- 3 glasses of Woodford. On the rocks
- Watch Brian Cushing highlights
- 1 more glass of Woodford
- throw in 2 zyns
- scream in horror
- go out and say a combined 7 words
Just threw in the last zyn in the can. And the last one for a while. Dwayne hitting the refresh button on his body for a few months. No alcohol or Zyns.
Respect my decision.
This weekend I’m gonna play this really fun game me and my friends play back home. It’s called drink beer and basically you sit around and put your body to the ultimate test and see how much beer you can drink you guys should try it
I love me some good gritty hard hitting 4 quarters of fuck you football. Who wants it more type of hitting. I live in the A gap. My frontal lobe is deteriorating at a rapid pace.
@dylanlongergan6
Yeah this might be gay. Some may call it “Yankee Behavior”. And that’s probably true. However, hot take, this is just another sick way of cutting up and chillin with ur boys. Solid streams Dylan
Day Schedule 6/20/2024
- wake up 6:00 am
- 6:02- crank hot
- 6:05- shower
- 6:06- crank hog in the shower
- 6:15- put on my creamiest Peter Millar fit
- 6:17- check the burner world
- 6:30- drive to work
- 8 am- 4 pm: “work” (cook on my burner)
- drive home
- edge for 6 hours
It is with great pleasure I can announce I am now a proud owner of a Coors Light Refresherator ™️. For those of you who know, you fucking know. For those who don’t, look it up and feast your eyes. This tweet is brought to you by Coors light and Facebook marketplace
#godspeed
Arguably one of the top 3 weekends of football I’ve ever witnessed in Dwayne’s life.
- Beat the
#1
team in our conference
- witnessed vandy masterclass game
- Tennessee and Louisville lost
- cats won the bye week
Holy fuck I need a woman to love me. Preferably a blonde that will ruin my life eventually and leave me emotionally damaged beyond repair. Those are apparently my type
@petermillarpaul
Paul,
Really feelin the darker one on the right. Not even an auburn fan, but as a Peter connoisseur, feel like it would just go with more. Not as flashy. A little subtle. It’s just bright.
Respect my decision,
Dwayne
Need a 10/10 bad blonde bitch to tell me she loves me or me and my CTE are going to become best friends again and I’m going to have another manic relapse
Putting white boy summer on pause for today. No alan Jackson or Toby Keith for me today. Just straight Rio da Yung OG and RMC Mike. National holiday. Happy Juneteenth everyone
Just drove home from work as a fullback on the interstate for this absolute dime of a MILF weaving in and out of traffic leading the way and she just followed. She smiled at me as she took her exit. Day. Made. I’ll miss you.
About to get my last two fat paychecks from work this summer and a cheeky bonus bc they fucked up my most recent one.
Yup. Dwayne’s getting his concealed carry within the coming weeks
Work day schedule 7/16:
- 6 am wake up and drive to office
-8 am arrive
-8:02 am- check emails
- 8:03- perform experiments on my body by drinking 600 mg of caffeine and throwing in to 6 milli subs
- 8:05 am- 4 pm- check burner and play golf on my phone
- 4 pm- go home
Office Agenda 7/25:
- 8:00 am - arrive
- 8:02 am - check emails
- 8:03 am - lay an absolute coffee donkey in the handicap stall
- 8:07 am - 4 pm - burner tomfoolery and play golf on my phone