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Tweets are my own and should never be taken seriously l Retweets are not endorsements. Nairobi 🇰🇪 | 🇺🇸 San Francisco

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@BartowskiDerick
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@BigTucsonDad They needed that back in the day to latch to their parents skin like monkeys do to their young
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@Ur_BoY_Mystro Nah he didn’t. Taught me to be a man
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@Morbidful You are a hero buddy!
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5 months
@Jules31415 another shot
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@BartowskiDerick
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8 years
All Hillary won were the debates. As any woman should. 😂😂😂😂😂 #NowThatTrumpIsPresident #NikoTuSawaNa #iGraduate #KDFexitsSS
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@MikeSonko @Nubianmistress1 So sad, I remember my mom used to tell me the best place to sit is on the middle lane on the right side of the bus. Usually has the best survival options
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@BartowskiDerick
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2 years
@javahouseafrica Nyama quarter 150/=, Skuma 10/=, Chapo mbili 40/=. Total 200/= Ambience, viungo and labour 590/=
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10 months
@brfootball Crazy how 90% of the comments don’t understand this strong message. It’s literally in the first picture
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5 months
@MomsPostingLs Been nice following this account
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11 days
@XSports_1 @rad_dude124 Plus once they get your scent downwind , they’ll actively track you until they find you
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3 months
@ItsChanzu “This government will punish you more than it will punish me” …
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2 months
@Dendricck Wako tu Sawa, a lot of families come from humble backgrounds like this and still live well and have families
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4 years
@NoobOwl900 @Iearnsomethlng @ArtifactsHub It’s busy, it’s got oxygen to transport
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@BartowskiDerick
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9 months
@WanjikuReports A dishonest and thieving nation
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@Shad_khalif I actually worked in this project and we delivered it in Konza, for the costs, I’m not so sure…
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9 months
@zker Did they incur any cost in in aiding his “content creation”? You are the same people when the government wants to charge for “content creation” mnalia.
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3 months
@_oduk That’s business that’s how you make money. That’s why you never tell your employees how much the business makes
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23 days
@bavonski Wako, wanaenjoy protection from gvt resources
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28 days
@beth_kasinga He’ll pick sides that will favor his companies with policies
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@BartowskiDerick
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1 year
@DJKrowbar @florswaggle @LightartClub People are just mad she’s living the life with a good salo and an easy job, basically earning with so much ease. We’d all love such. On the positive I now know about @LightartClub
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@BartowskiDerick
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1 year
@Osama_otero Msho ahire registered professionals. I’m not an arc or Eng, I’m a quantity surveyor, but I can already see how that carport was not designed to suit the user need. A simple thing like leaning trajectory of the sun throughout the day n how to cover it well wasn’t aven factored.
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@BartowskiDerick
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8 years
Ladies should stop treating Dates as a chance of eating something they've never had, Relax! its not a feeding program 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅 #TorchWentOff
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27 days
@snoopykenya @mbiti_mwondi lol I work in the Midwest and I earn more than that 🤣
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4 months
@NRGRadioKenya She really lost her fans hivo, dayuum
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1 year
@bhabat87 It’s a cantilever slab for clients who want really long spans without columns in between or at the end
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4 months
@notluvzz Looool didn’t he say he don’t drink 😂
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@BartowskiDerick
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5 months
@WilliamsRuto Tukue serious. An insanely huge data center with latest tech is costing at least a billion dollars in current market rates (data center cost per MW) can be at most 100MW for a single facility. You can see below the biggest cities in the world with their capacities. Who in
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3 months
@Ahonogreen @_fels1 The switch up 🤣🤣🤣
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1 month
@The_Dave_Mani Yall didn’t celebrate them here when all they did is showcase our country, now the gone for good and still yall saying they’re CIA. Out there it’s normal for ppl to take years and saving living comfortably in Africa because their systems work!!
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5 years
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3 years
@Esenen_Nduatz @Kalasinga_ Get this ugly thing out of here
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2 years
@Investingcom Thank you for giving us a chance to buy cheaper Tesla stock.
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1 year
@mjuaji2003 @LarryMadowo But half the time, time is money
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1 month
@jamessmat Can we start be auditing what business they’ve done? Does it involve the government tenders? Did they pay that on that Ksh. 110-150m they earned?
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3 years
@DavidCall998 @Birdsgalery This is a parrot bro
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3 years
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3 years
Quote this with a picture of you smiling with your loved one. 🥺🥺
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@BartowskiDerick
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6 years
@ohshit_vids You gone learn about Inertia
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7 years
@BeingEdna @rosekamau_ Good stuff, does he believe himself to be one? Trash?
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@BartowskiDerick
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6 years
#XFMWeeklyTop30 @NickNdeda Fam we’re just so happy Ed Sheeran is no longer in the countdown! It’s been a long time coming. Rock on 🤟🏽 @Edygrim
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10 days
@0Blurdee @XSports_1 @rad_dude124 A polar bear will make it its life’s mission to track you down and eat you
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1 year
@ntvkenya Watu walianza 1964 just after independence 😂😂😂
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1 year
@Jarnner @akibaru “Or equal and approved”. We don’t want to reinvent the wheel but also give opportunities for contractor to give us alternatives
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@BartowskiDerick
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3 years
Baaaassss
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Billy The GOAT
3 years
Kesho sisi watu wa Westlands tunakula Samaki kwa branch mpya ya @thebigfishke . Osumo amefanya poa kutu consider 🥺💪
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@BartowskiDerick
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8 years
Kazi ya Upper Hill School ni kuimba na Sauti Sol, Sasa Wana A's Kidogo "Kuliko Jana"😂😂😂😂 #KCSE2016 #KCSEresults2016 #KCSEresults2016
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@BartowskiDerick
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5 months
@StandardKenya This is how the leadership you elected thinks. No wonder we going through these issues. A simple water pump can solve this issue in less than an hour
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7 years
Who is the President. The suspense is killing us. Bomas of Kenya
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7 years
Kidero had earlier predicted the emergence of #NairobiCBDMuggers with Sonko at the helm
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1 year
@Elvis_Localman @citizentvkenya Only $43 for my full tank
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@NjeriWaMigwi How can we donate to your organization? You’re doing such a good job. God bless you!
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6 years
“Dogs can be our best friends, but the cat will never tell the police where the marijuana is” 😂😂😂
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1 year
@NoContextHumans I did the same thing to a Nurse in front of my dad 😂. I know that feeling
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2 months
@YourTeaGirl Haha Nesh is between a rock and a hard place. Wise move to stay off these Twitter streets 🤣
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5 years
How do you guys not eat fish heads. Kwanza the gills and the eyes 😋😂 @osumo_brad
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1 year
@HonMoses_Kuria Haha some people thought they were electing him to punish others 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂. Na ndio mwanzo
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@KhalifKairo Karibu Yues
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1 year
@NationAfrica @maktejah_ This gotta be a new low even for the Kenyan Government
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@BartowskiDerick
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6 years
After playing Oliel 🔥 @OCTOPIZZO
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The People Maaaay, OPTIONAL!
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😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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@BartowskiDerick
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9 years
[Audio] Childish Gambino - Do Ya Like | @LiveMixtapes
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7 years
@eyevoon @AsteadWesley Or you could have one fit right for you.
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@YeFandom
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6 months
Kanye West, The Game, Antonio Brown & Moneybagg Yo (2022)
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2 years
@ombachi13 How it should be done cz the whole point is for "accidental slips" near the pool. This is how you know they can handle a bad fall
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6 years
If you know anyone who recently graduated with a diploma or a degree in Procurement, Supply chain or Purchasing & supply chain , kindly refer them to come for an interview to our office on 28th,29th, 30th November at 8:30 AM. mail- info @kamakazi .co.ke #IkoKaziKE
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6 years
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5 years
@osumo_brad do you deliver to Westy?
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7 years
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6 years
Asemoke, oliel Mama genga eliel Pile pile wamiel Pizzo de whaat? Uliza dayo atakushow Pizzo e diel, G.O.A.T 🔥🔥🔥🔥 @OCTOPIZZO
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@BartowskiDerick
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7 years
@xtiandela Why are guys dissapointed by this result.... Just accept and move on
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4 months
@Mercynicky_ That's the first thing that was on my mind like ...
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@BartowskiDerick
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8 years
Madam! You have set a 16 digit password to your phone while your legs password is "SLIDE TO UNLOCK "😹😹 #KCPE #CollyMoreScandals #BlazeKenya
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4 months
@_Ndunge_ That washroom in the middle of cbd 🤮🤮🤢
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1 year
@Ali_Mrarchitect This is where that “keep foundations clear of water” part kicks in
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@BartowskiDerick
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6 years
🤣🤣🤣 that look ya “Hii ujinga yote, inatoshea aje kwa kichwa yako?”
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6 years
Chemistry teacher:Did you know protons have mass? Me:I didn't even know they were catholics. Teacher:
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2 years
Countryside life 👌
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3 years
@RoadAlertsKE They can’t help someone else but would expect someone else to help them in the same situation?
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6 years
@shobanes KICC was designed by Norwegian architect Karl Henrik Nøstvik who died in 1992
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3 years
The view 😍👌
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6 months
@josephkyal @MikeSonko @Nubianmistress1 Not everyone will follow this advise, so they’ll be plenty of space
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4 years
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7 years
Mimi Nlisema Ntaenda Canaan? Mimi? 😂😂😂 #KenyaDecided
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3 years
Sunday fun day
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@BartowskiDerick
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2 years
It should really worry a nation when only politicians can pull this
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Azimio's parking at the Nyamira rally
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6 years
Uhuru : What’s Kenya’s debt? Mark Masai: 56% of GDP Uhuru: what’s Japan’s debt? Mark Masai: Am not in Japan Sir #PresidentRoundTableKE Uhuru:
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@BartowskiDerick
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25 days
@Elkrosmediahub Reactionary
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3 years
That Archive in WhatsApp is finally doing what it’s supposed to do
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7 years
😂😂😂 Rt if you get it
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3 years
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5 years
@Lovinceodero Manze like wtf
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7 years
@KenyaCarBazaar Chema Chajitembeza 😂
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9 months
@crazyclipsonly The cat tried to warn him
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6 months
@Stuter_KE @MikeSonko @Nubianmistress1 Have you consulted death akakuambia hivo?
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6 months
@OpereSwao @MikeSonko @Nubianmistress1 All casualties were on the side
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1 year
@CollinRugg I’m just looking at the attentive security team 🙌🏽, no one gets too close, always looking at all entry points with multiple agents around him and at exits as well
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