Caroline @Ahonogreen Twitter profile

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10 months

Fact is you hate Odinga more than you love Kenya, so suffocate with whoever you wish but leave Kenya for us.

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11 months

@gabrieloguda Ever since we stopped blaming the handshake brothers, things are just going further south, or is it 'souther.'🤔

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1 year

@Arap_Nyasikera Susan Kihika should not even go past Nakuru with the mess that is there, let alone smile!

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1 year

@HonMoses_Kuria Let's just say there's only one @gabrieloguda in Kenya. Kila mtu ashughulike na talanta yake.

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10 months

@MissKwegah1 A person who hires ambassadors then goes ahead to do their job full time is not a person to be advised. Am sure his office has gathered enough dust.

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1 year

@ntvkenya I can relate.

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4 months

@ConradKulo This is proof that there's life after death - literally.

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5 months

@AokoOtieno_ Eiii, my agemates are busy out here.

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1 year

@evenmaina Or better still, Ababu loves fashionable stuff, he saw Azziad's and she simply hooked him up, ama namna gani?

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5 months

@MutahiNgunyi Kweraaaaaa, you expired professor! We don't worship them mzungus like you do, go join your thanksgiving holiday squad na huuuko and leave Larry to point out what he must! We are fixing this nation, power to the people.

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4 months

@gabrieloguda Truth is electoral dysfunction ndio imesababisha hio erectile dysfunction.

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10 months

@citizentvkenya @VickyRubadiri All I heard was 'Saudi Arabia'. Anyway I will listen again tomorrow, I can't hear in the dark.😎

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1 year

@BiancaNaom1 We thank God for the government eyes. Sasa wanaeza ona shida ya mama mboga pris ama wanaona tu wadosi?

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1 year

@sangdebby Sons of Pharaoh love buffet, it's the variety innit. Wife akiwa beautiful, side chick will shock you and vice versa.

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3 months

@katiwa_ @magwaz3 @Magwaz5 Raila is almost 80 and enjoying his bonus years. On the contrary you are below 30, pick up the mantle and make good your youthfulness!

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1 year

@evenmaina Of hypersensitive, insecure winners and very mischievous losers.😅

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3 months

@MissKwegah1 Indeed success attracts a ton of jealousy. Misery loves company and people just want to be on the same level, even the ones you help. Life is spiritual, so stay woke, counter the evil with spiritual warfare, intercede for your family without ceasing, trust NOBODY. Mungu mbele.🙏

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2 months

@Dr_AustinOmondi Daktari I watched my sis in law suffer and finally die and I can honestly say cancer is in it's own class of torturous pain that one wouldn't wish on their worst enemy. May his soul rest in peace.🙏

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1 year

@smutoro @WilliamsRuto Is this really about Aoko or your calls are not being picked? 🤔

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@Ahonogreen

10 months

@MrRightke Lesson: Don't burn bridges, you will need them.

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6 months

@C_NyaKundiH That's where you apply the for better for worse clause marriage vows, until death do you part.

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Caroline

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11 months

@gabrieloguda Lakini politics aside, hustlers walifanyia hii serikali nini? Hii torture haina commercial break?🙆‍♀️

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Caroline

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1 year

@K24Tv What about your 3 children Dee? Don't you care what happens to them in future with all these, not so brilliant, information? I thank God for the 'ushamba' in our mums, it taught us the way to live and respect ourselves. 🙏

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3 months

@AokoOtieno_ On this you are not fair. Everybody has a right of choice, you have made choices too and asked us not to judge you. Give to Ceasar what belongs to Ceasar.

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3 months

@gabrieloguda They are killing you with content wuod Kolenyo. Which season and episode is this?🤣🤣

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1 year

@AokoOtieno_ Umesema body count yako ni neck to neck na promises za UDA?

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1 year

@BiancaNaom1 Mnatoaga wapi energy ya kucompete na billionaires? 50 years from now, you will still not catch up. Ati morning glory yako ni Shida ya the Kenyattas? Ewooo. Shughulika na ya kwako mrembo.

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Caroline

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8 months

@OleItumbi @RailaOdinga And this information will help your clients mama mboga and boda boda how again? They are currently unable to afford uniform for their children who return to school next week. Care to comment? Oh and please exclude history from why you can't, thank you.

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1 year

@its_fanuel You have suffered!!!😂😂

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Caroline

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6 months

@AokoOtieno_ Every paragraph has it's own topic, with personalities mentioned, all thriving in their respective stations. How can one mind wonder like that, no sleep, no rest? Wow. Lord have mercy.

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9 days

@thisafricangirl Jaber, only a fool inherits their friend's enemy as a sign of loyalty. Imagine those you are insulting are not in receipt of your insults. You elected Ruto in the last elections and the harvest is before you. Let's talk clever or foolish in 2027. In the meantime be like Morara.

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12 days

@katiwa_ How? Much as I don't condone this new union, I don't solely agree they are the weakest link. They have been the bravest, taking the bullets, being ridiculed, demeaned, judged by their foreskin et al. Now that they are not in their usual character, they are the problem?🤔

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1 year

@Dee_Kiluu It's ok to feel that way. You are not alone, you represent many. Am not being spiritual, but when you can't pray, just listen to this song by Upendo Nkono - UNIONGOZE. Repeat as much as you can. It's a prayer.

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7 months

@citizentvkenya Kenya youth have suffered! Mara wagraduate waingie mjengo, mara wafinye computer wapate dollar, mara waishie majuu wakasumbue huko, sasa Shaolin anawaambia waache laziness shually?😳

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5 months

@C_NyaKundiH Today they will be quoting scriptures and analysing Uhuru's speech in church. The bold and the wicked - literally.

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Caroline

@Ahonogreen

10 months

@KIMANIICHUNGWAH We believed your lies, allow us believe theirs now, it is our choice to make.

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Caroline

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1 year

@kipmurkomen You forgot to mention Jalango waziri, it's good for his ego.

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1 year

@AokoOtieno_ Thank you sis (God's child) for reaching out. We all know she ain't fine. Don't even get affected by her rant, it is not you, it is her. We trust God for her healing.

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Caroline

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9 months

@Kenyans Hustlers mlishinda kweli. We dynasties accepted and moved on. Enjoy.

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4 months

@gabrieloguda The spirit of discernment?🤔 Anyway, majuto ni mjukuu. The president of the village is the president of the city, be comforted.

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1 year

@Dr_AustinOmondi When I received news of my father's death, it took a moment to register into my mind. My first thought was 'can't be', since we didn't talk the night before as was the norm. My acceptance literally came after burial, and 2 weeks later, literally broke down. It's been 13 years.

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5 months

@amwogakhalwale @Kenyans Underline medical intern, not beauty therapist or carpentry. Spend a day with them, then weigh their worth, ofcourse assuming they even have the required tools of trade. Appointing CASs to earn millions doing nothing is the real joke.

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5 months

@georgediano He has left the love of his life and found the love of his money. He must fast and pray for his money to stay and multiply, otherwise....

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6 months

@gabrieloguda 'I have been in this health space for the longest..' was the first red flag. What does that even mean?🤔

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1 year

@Arap_Nyasikera Yes, antidepressants are damn expensive. The fact that their hopes are deemed further makes healing very difficult. Am glad she spoke her heart out. Leaders must be held accountable.

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1 month

@fanuel__ochieng Left with 4k as payment for services rendered, or she stole?

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Caroline

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7 months

@Kenyans Please get another revelation to know what to do with that Presidency. Amen.

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7 months

@gabrieloguda @WilliamsRuto When a parent loses sleep over not being able to cater for their children's need is the utmost level of mental torture. Lord have mercy.

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Caroline

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10 months

@Kenyans Turudishwe mlevi wetu please, akope hadi nchi iwekwe CRB but we need to breathe, damn!

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Caroline

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1 year

@BiancaNaom1 Very eloquent. Infact it has earned us bonga points, hata alert ya pesa imeingia kwa simu yangu straight from France juu ya hiyo speech. Freedom is indeed here.

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6 months

@AokoOtieno_ Wow. Truth is, until you heal from those childhood traumas and subsequent occurrences, no progress will be witnessed. May you find divine healing.

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5 months

@Kenyans Humble, simple, calm, collected, focused, composed, eloquent, graceful, resourceful, etc etc - pure class, lady par excellence. Executed her mandate and role with such precision it's noteworthy beyond her tenure. More grace to her new project.

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1 year

@evenmaina My aunty is 62, married to a retired cop of 70. Last month he unleashed terror on her wielding a panga at her that missed and got the kitchen table. While at it, she could not recognize her husband of 44 yrs. She is still a traumatised grandma of 9.

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5 months

@Aaroncheruiyot Says a voting robot.

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1 year

@beth_kasinga Disclaimer - I don't condone

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Caroline

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5 months

@_fels1 I once worked for one of these private ones, earned 50k gross, I don't know how I managed 5 months. I quit bila plan B.

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Caroline

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2 months

@Ezenagu @C_NyaKundiH @WilliamsRuto @Cambridge_Uni @LawMcGill A graduate of Cambridge asking 'what have you achieve?' Am proudly local.

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Caroline

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6 months

@AokoOtieno_ Was Magoha a man or not? You sleep with people's husband's here everyday and expose them. What exactly is the news?

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Caroline

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10 months

@AokoOtieno_ Aoko just table who we all have been with to save time so that we can move to the next agenda, pthooo!

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Caroline

@Ahonogreen

6 months

@gabrieloguda It's not so much about Sifuna, but these debates are revealing these high maintenance leaders whom we expect to legislate on our behalf having zero potential. A majority, mainly from KK, are programmed.

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Caroline

@Ahonogreen

6 months

@K24Tv 🤣🤣🤣🤣Does she have one?

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Caroline

@Ahonogreen

1 year

@NjeriBt I really struggle to understand him. Abroad, he is extremely diplomatic and presidential but when he returns home, I can only relate to women who get back home and remove their wigs, heels, lashes etc back to factory settings. Is it the vienyeji around him?

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Caroline

@Ahonogreen

6 months

@Itumbi_Denis I have a proposal. We are tired of you telling us what we should be telling you. Since Sakaja can't/won't clean Nairobi, can we use those bins as suggestion boxes so you get real feed back from hustler nation?

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6 months

@C_NyaKundiH When it is finally confirmed that I will not die, I will attempt these bad manners.

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Caroline

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1 year

@mwangiml @catherine_amayi I worked for an NGO some years back that catered for battered women and children. These things happen every single day, and guess what, the families (mothers included) cover the shame. A specific community lead in this.

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1 month

@MutahiNgunyi We pia na hizi dear diaries zako, upewe hata kazi ya kutoa mawe za maandamano kwa barabara, pthoooo!

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Caroline

@Ahonogreen

9 months

@evenmaina He should have changed his name while he still had the chance - Najib Kipbalala. Nothing an affidavit wouldn't fix.😎

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Caroline

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6 months

@gabrieloguda @Davji A policeman who can't himself afford medical care, SMH.

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Caroline

@Ahonogreen

3 months

@C_NyaKundiH I once quit without plan B. He wasn't Asian but a super big name - public success, private failure. Survived 7 months, had I stayed I would have died. These narcissistic, sadistic characters project on their employees and clients, there's no honor in earning from them.

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@Ahonogreen

6 months

@Adele_lide @C_NyaKundiH Yes. We did it with a colleague some years back and we found him dead, suffered a stroke when getting ready for work. Why look? Didn't answer calls, was late for a meeting he was meant to chair - it was unlike him, simply off. This does not apply to every work place though.

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Caroline

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10 months

@edgarwabwire_ What are they smuggling this time round? Lies?

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Caroline

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6 months

@wahomethuku Ahem

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7 months

@georgediano Large heart, lyrical, generous, equals?👇

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Caroline

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5 months

@georgediano 🤣🤣Posts zako ni za kusoma nyumba in your private space juu watu wanaeza fikiria umechizi bana, the laughter.🤣🤣🤣

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11 months

@JudyAtieno Please understand, they shine away from home. Very selfless, God fearing christians.🙄

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11 months

@ahmednasirlaw Please not that the congregation fills up that building. If he is not abusing them about money, it's about how they dress or how poor they look etc. They leave emotionally disfigured, yet remain loyal. Religion and politics in Kenya - same whatsapp group.

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5 months

@MillicentOmanga His just jealous because you twerk better than him on tiktok.🙄 We know him. Sakaja tawe!

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Caroline

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7 months

@DrDennisOuma We choose all the above and would follow them twice if there was a provision. No way are we boarding that lying wagon. Oguda and Pauline keep us sane. Only the truth shall set us free!

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Caroline

@Ahonogreen

1 year

@edgarobare Aiii, kwani they shouldn't breath? Wachana na watoto buana!

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Caroline

@Ahonogreen

17 days

@paulinenjoroge This is depressing to government bloggers who have vast experience in propaganda and read about international jobs/relations online.

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Caroline

@Ahonogreen

2 months

@abuga_makori Sasa, na hauna hata pesa ya lawyer, kiherehere ni ya nini?

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Caroline

@Ahonogreen

1 year

@OkiyaOmtatah @EPRA_Ke I pray that we the electorate will acquire wisdom to vote in selfless leaders like Okiya Omtata, and they dwell among us. Until then, tutanusia tu freedom from afar. May our good Lord protect you mheshimiwa for your service to Him and to us.

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1 year

@NjeriBt The idea was to prove to dynasties they can defeat them and they did. Now what to do with that win, with all bridges burnt without proper handover. Professionals replaced with mpyaros and academic dwarfs. It's a gamble.

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2 months

@sholard_mancity They abduct people at night, steal relief food at night etc, kwani maombi tena, ni uchawi?😳

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Caroline

@Ahonogreen

1 year

@MuchiriGichuri I know right? He even wears socks on his own - too humble.

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1 year

@BiancaNaom1 It is so hard being Uhuru. Mara "kuwa president by force ama nikuzabe makofi, mara "usitutishe tishe sisi ndio tulikuchagua", mara "wewe ni sponyo tunakujua" and now keeping off ", why are you silent?" Enjoy your 🥃 in peace drink son of Jomo, men of God are fixing your mess.

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5 months

@abuga_makori The last person we need instructions from is you. Go look for Unga that is on offer and do what you do best!

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@Ahonogreen

1 year

@AokoOtieno_ Aoko, Jakakimba called you what you call yourself everyday. Why are you upset? Is it because somebody else told your story? Sorry bas. The reason you don't feature anywhere is because a jerk of all trades is a master of non. Tafakari.

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6 months

@Goddie_Ke So, the husband forgave him, but she wants him dead? As is said, if you live by the sword, you die by the sword, however, no amount of punishment can erase the pain of death, not even death itself. May God grant both families peace that surpasses human understanding.

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1 year

@gabrieloguda Jesus is Lord. We have sufficient promises to share with the whole world.

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6 months

@_fels1 My father, my destiny.

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6 months

@KIMANIICHUNGWAH @gladyswanga @citizentvkenya You are right mheshimiwa. Perhaps you need to learn from her. First of all she is not whining about the empty coffers she found there, just folded her sleeves and got to work. She left public noise for next campaigns na anachapa kazi tu. Brilliant mind. Learn or perish.

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Caroline

@Ahonogreen

9 months

@gabrieloguda Mnyonge hana haki.

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Caroline

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1 year

@evenmaina Enjoy kabisa mrembo. Umerisk kupost snickers zako kwa hii app? Ngoja uone partner wako shortly😅

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10 months

@OleItumbi @davis_chirchir @FT The fact that you explain yourself too much is suspect and nauseating. Your audience may be hustlers not foolish!

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4 months

@Itumbi_Denis Have you tried worshipping God? Ebu jaribu unishow.

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Caroline

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10 months

@gabrieloguda Sasa conman kama Mandago anaconvince hawa aje? Anyway let me suffer as a dynasty polepole niwache hustlers wathrive.

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Caroline

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1 year

@ntvkenya That's OK. We cannot pay persons looking bloated and glowing with zero delivery. Wachungwe kabisa!

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1 year

@AokoOtieno_ How about you start loving yourself? Forgive yourself and be better for you. You cannot pour from an empty cup. You are trying so damn hard to be relevant.

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6 months

@MutahiNgunyi Do you look like a professor or even talk like one? Takes one to know one, you know.

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