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@notluvzz

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@notluvzz

3 months

Now why did I come across a video of Riggy G when he was younger taking away alcohol during a fight 😭😭😹😹

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@notluvzz

1 year

@un0themones They lied to y'all 😂😂 there is no reward for being a 'good woman'🤣

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@notluvzz

1 year

@pallnandi To raise kids comfortably you need to fall within a certain income bracket😅

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@notluvzz

2 years

@broztitute @_juswes She literally died for nyash

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@notluvzz

8 months

Mimi ukianza kuniambia streets Tao instead of land marks nacancel hizo plans. Ati kuja Muhindi mbingu tf😭😭??

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@notluvzz

2 months

You can see the difference between we are trying for a baby and Ken Niko na Ball 😭😭😭

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@notluvzz

3 months

My parents asked me a similar question about two weeks ago and they told me if I'm not ready my dad has a friend with a son who is ready 🤣🤣🤣

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3 months

Leo ndo the first time ever matha ameniuliza namletea mtu lini, nimecheka karibu nikufe

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@notluvzz

3 months

Yaani adulthood is mshahara kupangiwa even before ifike. So you can literally get paid and you won't have money.. never understood that concept as a kid

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@notluvzz

2 months

What do people consider when moving out and where do people live? Kabete - too expensive if you WFH Kileleshwa/kilimani - not homely/pricey Ruaka/ruiru/thika road - stima/maji Utawala - distance/vumbi Rongai/kitengela - vumbi/distance/security Kwani watu wanaishi wapi??😭

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@notluvzz

9 months

@itszeebih Cryptic pregnancies

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@notluvzz

1 year

@AngelMwendee @pallnandi Yea do not punish kids

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@notluvzz

1 year

Kwani, how old are these tech bros doing flashbacks za 2016😂😂. I can't even say where I was those years

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@notluvzz

3 months

Is TCL a better brand than hisense?

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@notluvzz

1 year

In Nairobi if you don't have a cute/beautiful/pretty girlfriend it's your fault imagine 😂😂. Everywhere I go beautiful women🥺.

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@notluvzz

1 year

@cardiBee_k Send him this tweet. Everything he needs to know you've said it here.

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@notluvzz

2 years

@ansibuor @e_lumumba You think you saw a woman first🤣🤣💀no she made sure you saw her🤣🤣.

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@notluvzz

30 days

@ajwxng I am seeing the Don't think it can never be you in real time 💀😭

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@notluvzz

10 months

@ulxma Ayo this boy math war was long overdue 😭

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@notluvzz

1 year

@stfurik About my dad's side of the family 😂😂

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@notluvzz

3 months

Nani amenotice saa hii hakuna adverts za mashamba😹😹

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@notluvzz

1 year

@maybeeevirgo I felt cheated when I realized it was one person acting both roles🫠

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@notluvzz

8 months

@gretathunbutt As a woman you gotta do what you gotta do coz at the end of the day you are on your own

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@notluvzz

2 years

@Anita_mumuu When they don't understand tiktok terms <<<

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@notluvzz

1 year

@KTNNewsKE I forget many things but this story because till date I wonder what kind of anger that gent had. Upande gari for hours na bado that thought of harming someone haitoki kwa akili heeeee.

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@notluvzz

4 months

Chai☕

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4 months

define body tea

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@notluvzz

9 months

@Kivutss It's giving "msifikirie zile vitu mnafanya sisi hatukufanya"🤣

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@notluvzz

2 years

@nimu_kamau @cherono_s Reminds me of this meme🤣🤣

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@notluvzz

1 year

Watching silicon valley and it's so hilarious 🤣🤣

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@notluvzz

4 months

Nobody has an issue with that girl getting pregnant at 19. But we both know it's not gonna be roses for her. Especially since she's not done with school, no work experience and we are not sure if she has connections too. One wrong move from the guy she's gonna be in a deep mess

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@notluvzz

1 year

Why'd I see this after watching young African and famous 💀💀

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@notluvzz

2 years

@whoisnashiii I used to think I was a tall girl then I realized I was in the wrong country 😆😆

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@notluvzz

9 months

@Amanda___praise Funny how people don't love this.They say you don't give them a chance 💀 and other stories. I'm literally saving you time to have another talking Stage

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@notluvzz

1 year

@northstardoll Y'all are suffering out here💀

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@notluvzz

3 months

Heee since I updated my profile I'm getting so many interactions and followers 😭😭 idk how to feel about it I thought I was mysterious and nobody gaf about my thoughts lmao 💀💀 Now I can no longer use this as my digital diary 😔

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@notluvzz

10 months

How are y'all attracted to thugs😭?? Once went on a date with someone and he couldn't tell me exactly where he worked and I had to quickly put all that to an end because he looked pretty decent with a very nice car but source.. ??. Catch me where the 9-5 men are coz ain't no way

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@notluvzz

9 months

@FGaitho237 Now I understand the Kenyan accent😂

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@notluvzz

1 year

@big4lllllll Fell for one of this and paid over 10k for starter, main course and drinks💀💀

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@notluvzz

2 years

@NjeriMuchina2 Things get better with time Always no when to leave.... a job, friendship, relationship,someone's house Rock bottom has a basement 💀 Trust your gut feeling ALWAYS You don't find a purpose you work towards creating one A day at a time✨✨

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@notluvzz

2 years

@hotsmoovy When you like someone there is always that urge to buy them things 😅

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@notluvzz

1 year

Manifesting getting into these competitive DS programs that I'm eyeing abroad so that I can come back and mentor us. We are really suffering out here fr😅

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@notluvzz

1 year

@nyxwanga 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@notluvzz

1 year

@758sunshine Rock bottom having a basement

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@notluvzz

5 months

@tiredearthling_ I mean she did this without previous experience 😂? Very impressive

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@notluvzz

1 year

@stfurik Because they go straight to the point 😹

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@notluvzz

2 years

@sail_outtt @zedonarrival @BeeBabs The skincare industry💀

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@notluvzz

2 months

Was practicing gratitude then remembered something I completely ignored. I got into a somewhat competitive engineering masters programme at a good uni and the host country and MasterCard gave me over $20000 funding. I thought I had lost that dawg in me but I really still got it.

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@notluvzz

10 months

@LordVizo__ @_faith_nketsi The hips start a bit too high. Natural hips typically don't start from the waist.

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@notluvzz

4 months

Ubaya ya watu ni kufikiria that 100k - 150k is a lot of money especially after deductions. I am not saying also ni kidogo but with the current cost of living, uweke deductions, black tax , loan repayment you end up living paycheck to paycheck hata huta amini

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@notluvzz

1 year

I wanna mute the word computer science and self taught so baad😭😭 but I'm gonna miss out on some high quality tweets.

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@notluvzz

4 months

I hate when people downplay academic excellence because if it was that easy why didn't you get that A or first class? If a degree is just a piece of paper why can't you just print/photocopy yours?

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@notluvzz

1 year

@RoberttaBobbie The butt cramps, vomiting, clots💀 PMS, PMDD

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@notluvzz

1 month

Helping my man with his apartment and slowly sneaking in my aesthetic is one of my favourite things 😅😆

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@t0nit0ne

1 month

It’s not finished yet but my man’s new apartment is slowly coming together.

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@notluvzz

2 years

The pomodoro technique really works for me . I split my tasks that way...like this is gonna take me two pomodoros and it's been a game changer .

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@notluvzz

6 months

STOP KILLING WOMEN!!!!!!!!!

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@notluvzz

2 years

@MafiaAlive @Hanjolaoluwaaa @t0nit0ne Talking stages are so exhausting😅

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@notluvzz

2 years

7pm -10pm standups have been my order of the day past few months .

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@notluvzz

2 years

Him: Red or white wine?? Me: Nipee tusker mbili baridi🤣🤣

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@notluvzz

8 months

@AminaAhmad007 Because they were never diagnosed and would cover them up by general terms ie moody "ama Huyo anakuwanga Tu amekasirika hivo"

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@notluvzz

2 years

I love long car rides home . One thing about me I like being driven so I enjoy long uber rides with silent drivers who throw random life advice here and there😅😀 .

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@notluvzz

1 year

@mbugushhh Immediately knew who you are talking about 😂😂😂

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@notluvzz

1 year

@maumauzdaughter This video basically explains how women gender roles have expanded over the years and nowadays do not settle because of money/security unlike men who still like women because of what they can do for them and once she's unable to do that (ill in this case) she's disposable.

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@notluvzz

5 months

@jeanbrendah It goes for quite some time. I'm almost two years post uni. Done a couple of jobs and I'm still trying to figure out what I like in terms of jobs, not sure whether to further studies, leave the country, move out There's just so much

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@notluvzz

1 year

Is there anyone not going through something 😂??? You call someone unampata in a worse situation than you . Unaona mtu abroad you think they are better off but there is something they are going through also.

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@notluvzz

4 months

Exact reaction when a male friend confesses their feelings 💀 because why are you doing that?😭

👩🏽‍🎨 the makeup shapeshifter

@slimgirlsupreme

4 months

“don’t do that” is so real cause why are you doing that looool

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@notluvzz

1 month

Kumbe hivi ndio madaktari walikuwa wanaskia 😭😭

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@notluvzz

1 year

That urge to self isolate when experiencing seasonal downtime <<<

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@notluvzz

1 year

Tech bros have me on chokehold

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@notluvzz

2 years

🍷🍷

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@notluvzz

2 years

Quickmart wawachane na Mimi sasa🤣🤣 every time I think it's an mpesa message ni wao💀

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@notluvzz

2 years

@VictorOmondi197 I saw similar requirements for another company and applied despite not having a masters and got to the interview stage. I feel like they put such requirements so that people can short list themselves but in reality if you give it a short you might be considered😸💀.

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@notluvzz

1 year

@evenmaina When someone serves me a lot of food at once. I feel like throwing up

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@notluvzz

2 years

@Godie_Njagi Love how he said he pays for convenience because me too😂😂 utateseka hadi lini

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@notluvzz

1 year

You know it's serious when you start doing background checks on the someone you talking to 💀

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@notluvzz

15 days

I'm personally cutting off people who are silent too because wdym you freelance ata maneno ya tax doesn't faze you?? You can't out earn a bad economy/government. Maybe haijakuaffect saa hii but it will catch up with you soon or later

Ms. Angie

@AngelMwendee

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I am now getting personal. If your are pro-government we cannot be friends anymore. I'm drawing my guns & ain't talking about sketch!

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@notluvzz

17 days

When I think about Denzel's body floating in that quarry, I find it hard to believe that this government can change. Nobody is accountable 😭😭. The worst part is that it could have been anyone, he was not a bigwig , he was a student, a regular person , it could have been anyone

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@notluvzz

2 years

Trying to gain weight when you are not a heavy eater is just😫😶‍🌫️

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@notluvzz

1 year

I don't know about y'all but I really get scared when I see a doctor Google my symptoms because I already did that at home and I found out I only have 24 hrs before I die . A while back doctors made diagnosis on top of their heads nowadays seems things have changed.

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@notluvzz

4 months

@Sandrasrandoms You pick the oldest man

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@notluvzz

1 month

@TheMaxyNe Anasema wastage expenditure and she's the wastage expenditure 😭😭

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@notluvzz

1 month

Leo gym I dissected the finance bill to the older guys na hawakuamini. Especially the data privacy part , the land part , and cancer treatment. I was shocked that they were not aware of all these na wengi wao washagive up wakifikiria imeshapita😭 #RejectFinanceBill2024

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@notluvzz

2 years

@AmaruSA_ @MafiaAlive @Hanjolaoluwaaa @t0nit0ne I feel it's usually constant back and forth with one single intention mostly . The friendship route then relationship is the best imo .

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@notluvzz

9 months

@mutiemule I wanna know how he even thought about that😂😂 this one can't be a gen z😭😭

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@notluvzz

9 months

@MWaigizz They do it so that we don't have to😂

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@notluvzz

11 months

@lewis_ngunyi Some people know how to articulate their thoughts very well...wish I was one of y'all

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@notluvzz

1 year

My choice in public transport seats to avoid the sun is similar to my choice in men😭😭

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@notluvzz

2 years

@smileycherry2 I love this for them and for myself tbh😹😹 esp bare minimum guys we don't waste each others time anymore...its like are you interested no ....OK next caller

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@notluvzz

10 months

@bigbattygyaall You eat the cake, split the bill then go home

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