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Joiè de vivre
Joined March 2018
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@bavonski
Saint Bervon
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Nigerian Superstar Rema ( @heisrema ) was SUPPOSED to land in Kenya in June 2024,to record his upcoming Album "HE IS" with the Redfourth Chorus but he decided to FLY THEM TO LAGOS As a certified gossiper, I beg to raise the question(s) Why?(s) 🚨THREAD ALERT🚨
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Saint Bervon
2 years
Promoters paid Ruger 3.6m for 38 minutes but when Wakadinali said their rate is 150k everyone laughed.Ruger has 3 songs,2 dance styles and 1 eye patch. If Wakadinali held a one act show,and they performed without resting,their show would last 7 hours,45 minutes and 17 seconds.
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Saint Bervon
9 months
If I was head of marketing I'd pay top dollar for Nikita Kering and do a 3 month campaign dubbed "what kering wants...." but idk that's just me
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Advertising water is so difficult
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Saint Bervon
1 year
Leo umeitoa Kwa ukuta
@Colonel_edu
Big Daddy L💿
1 year
What's on your wrist
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Saint Bervon
11 months
I'd totally drive a G-Wagwan
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Emily
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I wish we had counterfeit cars. I'd comfortably drive a Joop
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Saint Bervon
11 months
Hio space ya juu ni ya kuweka chuki ya baba
@kuwamocho_
Kuwams🍉
11 months
Hiii ngepa watu huipendea nini hahahahaha
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Saint Bervon
9 days
I trapped with your lawyer son and he was sniffing glucose please start by advising him
@NationAfrica
Nation Africa
9 days
CS Florence Bore urges graduates seeking work to register on National Employment Authority website
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Saint Bervon
1 year
Umerudi Milan kuretire kama Ibrahimovic
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Saint Bervon
6 months
You haven't heard a Kenyan at the door asked "ni nani?" and they proudly say "ni mimi..."
@wamweaaa
Wamwea🇰🇪
6 months
Biometrics is hands down the best form of authentication
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Saint Bervon
11 months
He will be shocked as fuck when he's posted to Lamu instead of the right wing
@FabrizioRomano
Fabrizio Romano
11 months
EXCL: Willian has agreed personal terms with Al Shabab. Contract ready with the Saudi side for Brazilian winger. ⚪️🇸🇦 Willian has already communicated to Fulham and Marco Silva his intention to leave and try new chapter in Saudi. Up to the clubs now.
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Saint Bervon
3 months
"na sijakuja pekee yangu(tucks in belt) , nimekuja na the love of my life, mama gathoni amka usalimie watu"
@PageJata
Habib’
3 months
what’s the pettiest reason why you want to get married ?
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Saint Bervon
6 months
Ekirapa kupea Tokodi stress ya kununua gari when she knows pressure is measured in Pascal's is nasty nasty business.
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Saint Bervon
1 month
They should limit it further and make it accessible to that family alone
@beth_kasinga
Beth Kasinga 🌴
1 month
🤣🤣🤣 na ingia instagram na first thing naona hii 😭🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Saint Bervon
5 months
"Wiki ijayo nitaongea na Lewis Hamilton aingie Mobius"
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Saint Bervon
3 months
Ikiwezekana wachukuliwe wote tubaki bila polisi angalau tupumue kidogo,tutachungwa na first borns
@Kenyans
Kenyans.co.ke
3 months
UN adjusts the number of police needed for Haiti mission from 1,000 to 5,000
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Saint Bervon
5 months
Kanye West akikuja Nairobi atakuwa anatumia nganya juu Ye ni mtoto wa Donda
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@_GreatnessTupu
Joy Boy
1 year
Men,Under what circumstance can you marry a single mother with two kids?
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Saint Bervon
4 months
Sahii Corporate in Kenya iko held na women by the balls haha,for every 10 workers,12 ni madem haha Boychild tumeachiwa usanii na credit card fraud
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Saint Bervon
2 months
We can't be interviewing Ringtone in 2024 dawg
@ntvkenya
NTV Kenya
2 months
Niliface a lot of rejection from watu walikuwa wanarun industry because being from the streets, I was not well-behaved the way a Gospel artist was supposed to be: Ringtone speaks on challenges he faced in the Gospel industry. #HeyAmina
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Saint Bervon
1 month
Ukionekana tao na Jersey ya lakers
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Saint Bervon
2 years
We used to wait for 25 minutes listening to 'iiyo ibambaweee iiiyooo ibambawee" just for the Miz to beat John Cena
@Bill_Kym
BILLKYM™
2 years
If you see a very patient African, they probably binged on this TV while growing up.
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Saint Bervon
2 years
Class 4 computer lab sessions were bonkers
@thetrut230
Ochieng'🐳⛅
2 years
Nani anakumbuka hii game😂😂
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Saint Bervon
1 year
Imagine all this couldn't have happened if Femi One didn't feature Mejja on "Utawezana"
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Sir-Rap-A-Lot
1 year
Buda @AbabuNamwamba acha kuskiza Azziad sana smh
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Saint Bervon
4 months
You just know this is a woman you can re lion
@Tuko_co_ke
TUKO.co.ke | The Heartbeat of Kenya
4 months
"Juu nampenda ndio sikuwacha simba imkule," says a woman who fought off a lion after it overpowered her husband. Michael and Susan are a true example of until death do us part. Tour company Zunguka Africa Safaris LTD has offered them a 3-day fully paid trip at the Coast to
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Saint Bervon
2 years
The 1.5 Billion in Gachagua's account waiting for my 60 bob to solve the drought crisis
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Saint Bervon
3 years
Bruh what's wrong with women?
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1 year
Grammarly checking for plagiarism
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Saint Bervon
4 months
Me and the 30yr old therapist I am telling no one about
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Saint Bervon
7 months
"Yehova tuma baraka ama nikujie"
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Saint Bervon
4 months
Telkom wanakupea 30 days juu hata wao hawajui network itafanya siku gani
@teddy254_
Teddy ⚡
4 months
Safaricom: 1GB @ 100/- valid for 24hrs Telkom: 1.5GB @ 49/- valid for 30 days! Muwe na siku njema. 👍🏽
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Saint Bervon
2 years
56-year-old me to the chicken in the fridge at my father's house
@fanuel__ochieng
Ochieng🦈
2 years
But at 25 haufai kuwa kwa nyumba ya babako
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Mercy Nicky
1 year
Vijana mumeoga na hii baridi???
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Saint Bervon
4 months
I think I just made my best joke so far.
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Saint Bervon
10 months
Rashford attacking from the wings this season:
@Osama_otero
Sir-Rap-A-Lot
10 months
Kupeana ball na hii economy nayo zii.
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Saint Bervon
1 year
Johnson Kamau was able to fleece the MauMau because of lack of education. At min 2:01,General Mwariama says "Bere ibeye,tukindane nabo bonthe.." in Kimeru this means,"tell them to come,we will fight them all"....Jomo goes on and gives the wrong translation intentionally.
@HistoryKE
H i s t o r yKE
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1963: Acting as Kimeru interpreter, Prime Minister Jomo Kenyatta addresses media flanked by #MauMau Gen. Mwariama in 1963.
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Saint Bervon
5 months
Bahati ya kumaliza syllabus mapema ,mnaanza utoto
@Kenyans
Kenyans.co.ke
5 months
Alliance Girls High School principal buys cake for each class, gifts flowers to teachers and students to celebrate Valentine's Day
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Saint Bervon
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"Nina maboys Kise huko Ngong walipanua Rico sahii wana manufacture richot"
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@zablonorina1
The Blood Pressure Champion 🇺🇸
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Caught in Rongai selling fake poison
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Saint Bervon
10 months
Lebloan James
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Saint Bervon
2 months
Me and Nesh Maina while Nabii is beating his wife
@Dr_Huey
MF JOOM
2 months
Niwaulize, ukiitwa uende hiyo trip na president utaenda? Everything paid for
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Saint Bervon
1 year
The Golden Boy, Papa wa Roma.
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@EuropaLeague
UEFA Europa League
1 year
🐺 Who's your all-time favourite Roma player? #UEL
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Saint Bervon
1 year
West Pokot bandits about to move crazy next season
@StreetFashion01
Outlander Magazine
1 year
Comme Des Garçons x Kids Love Gaite Footwear (2024)
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Saint Bervon
2 years
This is the most pointless interview ever..Sasa hio inatusaidia aje
@ntvkenya
NTV Kenya
2 years
Chelimo: How I came up with the name 'Riggy G' #HeyAmina
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Saint Bervon
2 years
Kienyeji Highschool huwa funny,mans with a shirt danced 10 dance styles in 30 seconds😂
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Saint Bervon
7 months
Nyama iko lonely kama Akon
@Dendricck
Lord of the Ricks
7 months
Love is a beautiful thing #Dendrickcooks
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Saint Bervon
1 year
To the liquor store wdym
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Saint Bervon
18 days
Not just a PEDOPHILE , a PEDO RAPIST ,he raped the daughter of a sitting CS
@Dendricck
Lord of the Ricks
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Mogotio MP Kiborek is a PEDOPHILE, never forget that, and such people have no right to exist in pur society!!
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Saint Bervon
1 year
Sasa hizi ni story gani omelleter?
@mansthanos_
Leon
1 year
Mayai this mayai that muongelee kitu ingine buan
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Saint Bervon
2 months
I wonder how instant wealth feels, you didn't have all these shit and then in a blink of an eye, you do.
@MjengoKE
The Only Joe
2 months
Eng Sudi at his Dairy Farm 🔥
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Saint Bervon
5 months
Njoro wa Papa Shirandula is the perfect brand ambassador for Keg because brother is here at the local downing cups with his mates, anakuwanga na story 4000😂
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Saint Bervon
2 months
Ati "Hide ID" na tunajua hana
@Kimuzi_
Kimuzi
2 months
Kenyan Somali who are Kenyan citizens by birth na wazazi wao pia walikua Kenyan citizens wanaconfirm. Na nliwaitweet wasimistreat walalo. But illegal Somalis!
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Saint Bervon
4 months
Babu Owino at the club at midnight:
@ComedianMwirigi
HIM🐐
4 months
3 ifike haraka nikashoot
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Saint Bervon
1 year
Hii kidole moja inaeza vunja chawa
@velvetistired
afro luffy
1 year
Soft shell crunchy birria tacos done ✅
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Saint Bervon
3 months
God protect Osama, he's in P Diddys house
@Josh001J
Josh
3 months
Osama amenipikia kuku ingine imenona kama nguruwe bana. Cheki tu
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Saint Bervon
8 months
Ebu tulia juice wrld
@ComedianMwirigi
HIM🐐
8 months
Afadhali wewe mimi I usually have this weird feeling that for some reason I won't make it past 25
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Saint Bervon
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@kilundeezy
Boniface
1 year
Mwenye anaandikia baba scrip anafail pia kuliko career ya rapper flani
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Saint Bervon
6 months
Ngoma mpya
@42O_ke
VYKING
6 months
Hapa unaeza toa nini?
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Saint Bervon
5 years
#Censuskenya2019 Enumerator:How old are you? Me: 33 Enumerator: so which year were you born? Me:hamna mtu ya mazematic?
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Saint Bervon
7 months
P diddy: a new batch of virgin boys will arrive on monday TD Jakes:
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Saint Bervon
7 months
"chukua hizi panadol lakini ukitaka apone kabisa unifollow pale twitter"
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Saint Bervon
1 year
2 weeks after paying 250k at Moringa:
@ayuswizzlee
Ayusā-sama 🥷🏾
1 year
Kumbe hii kitu ni ngumu ivi😂😂
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Saint Bervon
1 year
"Nyuma Ya Cockpit 2"
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Saint Bervon
11 months
Me on my way to the washrooms trying to hide my boner after she texts "nipeleke loo"
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Saint Bervon
2 years
To put this into context ,you could assemble a legendary 3 day line up with 3.6m Sautisol - 1m Nyashinski-500k Khaligraph-400k Otile-400k Octopizzo-300k Meja-200k Sol Gen-200k Wakadinali-200k Buruklyn boyz-100k Nikita Kering-100k Trio Mio-100k Miss Karun-50k Brandy maina-50k
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Saint Bervon
7 months
me texting the Kamba babe I scored on tinder: "wa tinder ata"
@Limitless_xix
__ßose
7 months
Wacha tu download tinder tena
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Saint Bervon
2 years
Deputy Principal: We have to send you home for school fees Me:
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Saint Bervon
11 months
Solfest 20k labda kama ntadinya chimano
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Saint Bervon
3 months
Trustfund babies hawananga stress ya rent na bills inabidi ajaze kichwa na nothingness😂
@Bobbysyoks
Mtulivu
3 months
Where does this guy get these ladies he interviews? Interesting characters
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Saint Bervon
1 year
Me hata nlikuwa nadhani ni Kavagara kumbe unaongelea Medellin cartel😭😂
@me_right_now_w_
FOR THE RECORD MI NI MSANII!🎙️🍍
1 year
Mnapata wapi pesa ya kukuwa addicted to Unga na hii economy?
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Saint Bervon
1 year
Hakuna drug dealer mjinga bruv
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Saint Bervon
4 months
Lil Maina was not supposed to take this music thing seriously, what is blud even doing
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Saint Bervon
6 months
"huyo amesema akona 380 ako wapi?" Me:
@Chebasak_
Chebasak
6 months
Men, lemme ask you something. Ukibuy pussy, uwa unambao aje?
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Saint Bervon
4 months
Hapo bill haiwezi washinda, wananunua pombe interns
@Osama_otero
Sir-Rap-A-Lot
4 months
Your health CS ako local saa hii like....
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Saint Bervon
2 years
@temsbaby We all know who to replace her with
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Saint Bervon
7 months
"unajua P- diddy? Hata yeye anapenda bottoms up"
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Saint Bervon
4 months
🚨DRINKING DENS & DESPERATION🚨 The Local Bar Story. The first thing that hits you when you enter a drinking den Is Deja vu, because it's the same people everyday. The second is a sharp cocktail of urine smell, cigarettes, khat and cheap liqour. Then emotional odour; despair,
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Saint Bervon
10 months
Aubameyang in Kasarani after stopping at Ngara before the game
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Saint Bervon
2 years
quickies in the club would slap untill your scrotum is caught by the zipper,now you have to call the waitress 'Naomi kuja huku choo,kuna kashida imetokea'
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2 months
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Saint Bervon
4 months
Nimebook mtu wa kwenda na yeye Savara, je wewe?
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Saint Bervon
4 months
Ile siku mtajua Diddy wa Kenya si mtachizi😂 One of your faves is one of the worst humans to ever exist bruh, but we will be there.
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Saint Bervon
3 years
Omosh chilling this morning knowing 48 Million Kenyans have woken up fine and healthy wamtafutie kakitu
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Saint Bervon
1 year
Me and my favorite cousin returning after the "walk"
@Kenyans
Kenyans.co.ke
1 year
Wajackoyah meets Jamaican Reggae artist Richie Spice
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Saint Bervon
1 year
Zero sex appeal, it's like looking at a vegetable
@NimuKiarie
Jaber is Jaber
1 year
TBT @ campus life.😌
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Saint Bervon
2 years
The Nduthi guy former boyfriend wa Toto linet right now
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Saint Bervon
1 year
Osama on his way downstairs thinking it's Glovo:
@Osama_otero
Sir-Rap-A-Lot
1 year
smh @Kalasinga_ mea na utumie akili @SpaceYaMagari
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Saint Bervon
1 year
The 100 bob in my Mpesa when I open the door:
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Saint Bervon
1 year
Ni ngumu kuwa study because you can never know their true colours.
@Osama_otero
Sir-Rap-A-Lot
1 year
Lakini kunafaa kuwa na study mbona rainbow community huwa very violent wakiwa in a relationship.
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Saint Bervon
1 year
Maisha simple.
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@Nyaberih_
Polycarp
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Tweet a PHOTO of something you'd love to own before you die.
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Saint Bervon
1 year
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@TheOtherDelo_
A Pimp Named Slickback
1 year
Siguzangi pad lakini nikishika ni kifo.
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Saint Bervon
1 year
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@Waaanjiku
Oh! I'm?I am😅.
1 year
Watu wa Australia which courier service do y'all use to get stuff from Kenya? Or those in Kenya na mko na fam huko Australia huwa mnawatumia aje vitu??
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Saint Bervon
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This Post has made me angry on a personal level because I spent 2 days at the Nairobi West Hospital after my friend was SHOT twice (penetrative rubber bullets) to the chest by police during the protests. The Total bill exceeded Ksh 150,000 and I DOUBT the govt would care to
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@Nakhumicha_S
CS Nakhumicha S. Wafula
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My attention has been drawn to efforts by some individuals to raise funds from the public to pay hospital bills for persons injured during the demonstrations. Out of the total 294 casualties attended to in our Refferal Hospitals, 235 have been treated for various degrees of
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Saint Bervon
9 months
Dem si wa geti kali na akona tamaa ya fast foods ni sign ya kugrow up in poverty, sasa anadhani pizza ni a landmark of opulence.
@muchirrii
Mister
9 months
Niliwashow ciry girls hawapikiangwi,utaachanishwa hapo na machakula zako,ukidhani kupika ni being a gentleman 💔😂
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Saint Bervon
1 year
Grusha Vashnadze running from the two Ironshirts
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Saint Bervon
5 months
Nzioka: Maribe has been found not guilty... Itumbi:
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Saint Bervon
6 months
In a span of 30 minutes, I've called around 6 women and none of them have picked up , I am so washed lmao, I feel like Raila.
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Saint Bervon
7 months
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Saint Bervon
2 months
Aluta Twitter ,there is a new pilot in town😂
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Saint Bervon
2 months
There is an American YouTuber who went in the CBD and walked around in a quest to find "jaba"... It's an actual adventure and it's so hilarious bro😂
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Saint Bervon
1 year
My 500 bob trying to change the life of a girl earning 50k per weekend
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Saint Bervon
2 years
On the Frank Obegi story,early this year a certain IG influencer,'Kaloleni niccur' died. Those who knew him huko 2018 alikuwa a broke nigga but hustlin kidogo,suddenly akaanza fom za dollar na Euros..we used to question tukasema tutajua tu..anyone knows this story? @Osama_otero
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Saint Bervon
2 years
This tweet has annoyed me so much that I am going to start a show explaining Wakadinali lyrics for those who don't get Wakadinali.Their music addresses police brutality,corruption,failed systems,unemployment,crime etc. Theirs is the most politically conscious music in Kenya rn
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Saint Bervon
3 months
J Cole VS Kendrick Lamar is crazy because Domani Munga is clear
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