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@BartonRoberts

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he/him, jefe, dad, long live the may queen, spiraling millenial

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@BartonRoberts
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7 years
James and the Locally Grown Organic Peach #HipsterBooks @midnight
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@xtinatucker Not to mention that a lot of the replies are talking about women led movies (THE FAVOURITE, 20th CENTURY WOMEN) that are NOT like CIVIL WAR. It is a big budget spectacle tentpole movie, women 40+ do not normally get to be the lead in those movies, a fact that is pretty undeniable
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@FilmBart Blackie and Ernest quibbling over how much he did, or didn’t, pay him is downright hilarious.
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@crybabywalker9 The least amount of sauce anyone has ever had
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@Whatapityonyou @isaiah_bb She clearly made the wrong choice, but at least she never had the misfortune of meeting Joe Arpaio.
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2 years
LIGHT THE BEAM!!!
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LIGHT THE BEAM SEND ME GIFS!!!!
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@jobscantfindme It’s like Richard Kind doesn’t even exist to these people!
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@very_cultural @postingwhilegay Don’t limit them, they’re also for the bedroom too.
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@alexsteed I assume they were hoping for a genuine discussion, as they’ve clearly never met a woman before.
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@11EVMC Don’t run a business where you allow clients/potential clients to text you if you’re not ok with getting texts at any and all hours. Get a second phone or something. This is rude as fuck and unprofessional.
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@gudetamasproda I hate that my response to this is “oh, yeah, she was,” and not “excuse me, what the hell are you talking about?”
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@awoodustin Sounds pretty open and shut to me
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@firagawalkwthme Getting woken up to her pointing a gun in my face wouldn’t be the worst thing.
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@awoodustin “Had”? My guy’s still got it
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@gretagerwigflew And Jesse! Most powerful couple in Hollywood? Perhaps.
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@hperryhorton Best part of that is that one of the five lost to another one of the five. If Godfather 2 and The Conversation had been spaced out differently he could’ve gone 4 for 5
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VLADE TECHNICALLY MADE THE RIGHT PLAY, BUT WHO KNEW HORRY WOULD BE THERE AND ABLE TO SINK IT IN THAT SHORT TIME? OF COURSE NONE OF THIS WOULD REALLY MATTER IF THE SERIES HADN’T BEEN RIGGED. HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF TIM DONAGHY?
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@JohnDiLillo Don’t know what it is, but he sell the earnestness so well, and that’s why any of it works.
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As a fucking weirdo who spent a ton of time at my local video store, and who worked at several, I can guarantee you VERY few people who worked there looked like Léa Seydoux.
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@BrndnStrssng I hate this so much. I’m not gonna say Worthington is the greatest actor in the world, but his performances in the AVATAR films are great because he knows how to sell that dialogue. Definitely not something everyone can do.
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@Hollywood_Dave @WalshFreedom Look, if they didn't want to die they have two choices, be rich or not get cancer. Sad!
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People are dunking on this, but he’s right. Big budget, tent pole, action(ish) movies like this are not normally led by women 40+. There are lots of great roles for women 40+, but they are often smaller films, or of a different genre.
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Watching #CivilWarMovie it dawned on me I've almost never seen a 40 year old woman play the lead in a film like this.
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@capybaroness It’s all Vincent D’Onofrio’s fault
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@MarkAmodeiNV2 And what about those with preexisting conditions? You've now sentenced them to death or a life of poverty.
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@Jessie_theAlien I don’t understand how she has a career, she’s terrible.
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@mattwhitlockPM Night Court
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@KillerMike @therealelp Starting the boy early.
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@nothnghppens Every. Single. One. Of. Them.
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@NotABigJerk It’s not the best movie of the year, it’s not the worst, but it’s definitely the MOST movie of the year.
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@PoorOldRoloTony This and the after life scene are huge risks that actually pay off.
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@evuhldead I assume they mean no dairy added
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@SenDeanHeller The greatest gift you could give Nevadans would be your resignation #DirtyDeanHeller
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@rihannamator @Srirachachau All boobs are, by definition, art.
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@doubleofilms @sheherzog Seems that many things befell her naturally
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@alaskastardust Am I really supposed to believe this woman never read a book until she was 18 and also somehow got into Yale?
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@awoodustin Leo’s best pure charisma movie star performance.
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@hollerspice94 John Milton the rapist?
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Once again saying that if a films is gonna be a tax write off and never released, it should become Public Domain.
@DiscussingFilm
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‘COYOTE VS ACME’ is now expected to be shelved and deleted forever. Warner Bros wanted $75M - $80M for the film and rejected offers from Netflix, Amazon & Paramount, refusing to let them counter-offer. (Source: )
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The Suge Knight Rises #HipHopMovies @midnight
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Corman is one of the most consequential figures in the history of Hollywood. Put some respect on his name.
@PoorOldRoloTony
Rolo Spooky
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Roger Corman cast Nicholson in films for a decade when no one else in Hollywood cared. When we think about the value of a Corman film, I think it goes far beyond the actual work he made. In a way, a movie like Little Shop of Horrors means more to Jack than most films produced.
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Would be really great in ANYONE involved with LATE NIGHT WITH THE DEVIL could make some sort of statement regarding this AI discussion. @lnwtd_film @Shudder , anyone???
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@nerdist You should invite @GameOverGreggy to be a guest on @midnight and the podcast!
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Shin Godzilla and Godzilla Minus One will be screened as a double feature at Chicago's Music Box Theatre on June 7th.
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@Octotron My guy, you already sold me with the first tweet, you don’t need to keep pitching me on why this is a great idea.
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My dad just sent this to the family group chat. Me, first day of first grade, September 1991. Incredible amount of sauce for a 6 year old.
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@awoodustin But did he ever write in a journal? CHECKMATE
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You serve me a plate with all this thyme on it, I’m gonna assume you’re trying to start some shit.
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short rib, thyme, and blackberry will be on the menu for the bills game
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@pati_mahn @billboard Perfectly garbage.
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Sick to my stomach thinking of all the bullshit coming his way. They did him so dirty. JJ Abrams, you will not see heaven.
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John Boyega's reaction to him wielding a lightsaber in The Force Awakens trailer gets me everytime.
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@GirlsGutsGiallx An audience that reacts vs an audience that provides running commentary is way different.
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What the fuck does that even mean?
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Jake Gyllenhaal's "Road House" remake earned a respectable 121.5 million minutes watched on its first day of release, per Luminate.
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@firagawalkwthme Feels like at this point Gladstone and maybe Fisk are the only chances they’ve really got at getting anything for Killers.
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@rightmeoworelse If they can’t make it, then what hope do the rest of us have?
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@beeprobotsong @Remember_Sarah I still cannot comprehend that 20 years ago was the year 2000, it should be the 90s at most.
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You know what else ruins a vibe? Sexual assault.
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We don't talk about it but explicitly asking for consent can ruin a vibe
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@etkralicesi $60 or so in 2002 for the Criterion of HARD BOILED. Absolutely worth every penny.
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1 year
NOPE is Peele’s best film. The Northman is a gorgeously rendered film that was done a disservice by its marketing. Beau is Afraid is a delirious fever dream, and I sincerely WISH that more studios and directors would take risks like Aster.
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Just noticed the sun genre of exciting new directors following up their first two acclaimed films with a deflating and confused third
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@Srirachachau First Tesla car I genuinely believe Elon had a hand in designing.
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@JacobHerbold @c_wathers91 @NPR The only thing that is not an objective fact is the word “desperate,” otherwise entirely factual, and any new organization not leading with this is not doing their job.
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@bornposting And the original Fly is so interesting! A mystery movie with a supremely memorable end. Surprised how much I loved it when I got around to it.
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Me when Melissa Barrera is covered in blood. (Yes, I saw ABIGAIL, yes, it’s fucking great)
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@randycandyboy @sairated Blonde and To Leslie literally got the exact same amount of nominations (1), in the exact same category (Best Actress), while being rated more than twice as high on RT. If you think one of the two should be investigated, it’s not Andrea who should be under the microscope.
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@eastriverpearl @barbieheimer Imagine working for years to make a lightbulb, and now they’re everywhere?!?!?
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@eventualforever Convinced that if you tell Hardy he can do a weird little voice there’s at least a 75% chance he’ll do your movie.
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@ecto_fun Legit thought he was a weird cgi thing for Beau is Afraid. He’s the Uncanny Valley personified. A living sleep paralysis demon. I will protect him at all costs.
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PUT THEM IN A MOVIE TOGETHER!!!!!
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@Remember_Sarah As a 35 year old, I can confirm that Penguin is definitely 35. Each day I get closer to just saying fuck it and living in an abandoned zoo with my pets and eating raw fish.
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I hope her children become generationally wealthy for what they sue the department for. This story is absolutely terrible.
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Tabitha Smith was arrested for getting into an argument following a disturbance call. For raising her voice and pissing off a rookie deputy, she was arrested, handcuffed, and put in the back of a squad car. The deputy was texting his wife while driving to brag about arresting
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@Chadwilson08 @JC_Christian @demassie2 @KevinLevin @LisaRung So..the mass enslavement of an entire race of people isn’t comparable to genocide in your book? Got it.
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@Massawyrm The line about poorly drawn feet was a personal favorite of mine.
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@stinchfield1776 Several hours ago you advocated for North Korea to bomb the capital of California. Sounds like she's right on the money about you guys.
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@hperryhorton Denzel and DDL? Maybe? Denzel and Leo?
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@copperCity17 @Paul_Shrupert Because it would’ve taken less time to look into it than it took him to edit the video.
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2 years
RRR is brilliant and on Netflix, sit down and give it a watch.
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utterly obsessed with this suspenders bit in RRR. Rajamouli putting every American musical movie from this century to shame
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@JohnDiLillo It’s great. There are funny moments in both films, but it’s not the smarmy snark that has overtaken blockbuster filmmaking. People love to talk shit about Cameron’s screenplays, but he knows how to make it work. Doesn’t hurt when your last act is 45 minutes of incredible action.
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@reelandroll Oppenheimer gets the buzz for its star studded cast, but what Scorsese gets out of his cast is phenomenal. Everybody really makes the most of their screen time. Genuinely impressive how much these folks stick in your mind.
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@FloridaNat @fishontherun2 At least you haven’t been medically barred from sucking a huge bag of dicks, or you’d be out of a job.
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Sharks, I’m asking for a small loan…
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Mfer killed himself and an innocent person because he drove into a river while texting and driving. Have just the slightest bit of shame, please.
@GLFOP
National Fraternal Order of Police (FOP)
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🔹 Blessed Are The Peacemakers 🔹 Deputy Sheriff Robert J. Leonard Meigs County Sheriff's Office, Tennessee End of Watch: Wednesday, February 14, 2024 #EnoughIsEnough #OfficerDown #EOW #ThinBlueLine
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@jack_indabox_ @legotrillermoth The fact that I cannot say with confidence that this person is the singular member of that demographic is worrisome.
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2 years
Sorry to vague post, but could definitely use some well wishes and good vibes right now.
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@fishontherun2 Impressed by the “neither” with absolutely no follow up or reason given as to why he won’t be going. The cavalier attitude is stunning.
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Do BookTokers even like to read?
@sanktjosten
arjun 🍒
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we genuinely need to get rid of booktok this is horrific 😭
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@xtinatucker Thought much of this was clear when she had to put the headphones on for the click track. She has become her worst nightmare, disposable.
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@Todd_Pierce04 @PowellAnalytics The most human moment in sports, maybe ever?
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@yourfrienddana You’re thinking of a Cougar, a MILF is a MILF by virtue of being a mother. Not to be confused with being Mother.
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Any man who doesn’t wanna come home to spaghetti deserves neither spaghetti, nor food.
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CMD ✞
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Wait cuz is this true 😂😂😂
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@CirsRhymed @dorkzoner @BBCWorld Don’t be a Nazi if you don’t want to be war crimed.
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@WeWhoWalkHere Dastmalchian is really great in it, and I liked the general idea of what the film was, but execution is really lacking. Especially in the last act.
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This is why George has all the sauce. Nobody besides him would come up with shit like this.
@jtimsuggs
jacob.
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I still love how George Lucas randomly gave Obi-Wan a dinosaur buddy who knows uncharted cloning planets AND owns a 1950s diner with no setup whatsoever.
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@ScottWamplerRIP The way you can hear the creak of the leather at the end is masterful.
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