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@woodycrombie

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Falkirk, Scotland
Joined January 2011
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@implausibleblog @LouisaJamesITV With all that's going on in the world Louisa decided to dig deep into her journo training and comes up with this. FFS 🙄
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@doesitreally23 You're fine with the Tories stealing billions of public money, raising taxes to the highest levels ever and creating the worst national debt ever? Yeah, bloody socialism.
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@implausibleblog In case you're in any doubt @HughRBennett you're a shambles here. What an embarrassment.
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@JohnnyMercerUK @carolvorders @FredThomasUK Oh you lot are certainly changing their lives you despicable Poundshop Lord Farquaad.
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@_emrul @carolvorders Point 2 - Plenty of British companies who were literally in the game of making PPE and Ventilators were ignored so they could stuff their despicable pockets.
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@implausibleblog Hahaha. Her bitter face. I doubt he'll be asked on again. He's just done a Lycett 😂
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@I_amMukhtar A truly horrible individual. An evangelical Christian educated at Harrow. You really have to wonder what goes on in these places.
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@reginalddhunter @EsheruKwaku How very dare you tell jokes at *checks notes erm, a comedy show. 🤦🏻‍♀️
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@MarinaPurkiss The smugness of it all 😂
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@JamesDuddridge As London mayor, Johnson didn't cut his holiday short when rioting erupted in 2011. As prime minister, Johnson didn't cut his holiday short when the Taliban retook Kabul in 2021. But a sniff of a chance of replacing Truss, and he's on the first jet back from the Caribbean. 💩
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@BFordslaw13905 @SangitaMyska It's not surprising that an account that was created in September of this year with a lots of numbers surname spouts racist bile.
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@BritishAlba @grantshapps Oh, good morning CCHQ Bot account.
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@I_amMukhtar Good on her. That's the level of debate he deserves.
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@implausibleblog Imagine if that was his Met protection officers who'd cracked that joke. The papers would be having a field day demanding resignations.
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@Coldwar_Steve Haha, it had to be done.
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@kiraincongress Truly awful. I'm so sorry for your people and your nation 😒
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@jmaespne Shut up.
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@implausibleblog @metpoliceuk Even if she'd failed to pay, there's absolutely no reason to be putting the cuffs on.
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@carolvorders @LBC Sorry Carol. Not at the moment.
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@alangwinnell No, it means Westminster stops sponging off Scotland 👍🏻
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@SangitaMyska 🤬 All of the enablers should be held to account. Anderson, Badenoch, Braverman, Farage, Gullis, Johnson, Tice and many, many more. Someone needs to be made an example of.
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@LondonEconomic @StopFundingHate Well played @KiaUK , very well played.
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@JimMFelton @Scrumpy222 He's so relatable.
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"6 packets of petrol, please"
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@LunaSpencer16 @EsheruKweku @Nanaakua1 Good grief. Does Nana sleep rough or is it all the hatred that does that to your appearance?
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@blazemacleod17 @Peston @michaelgove No, they manage that just fine themselves. #ledbydonkeys
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@Jacob_Rees_Mogg Proverbs 14:31 Whoever oppresses the poor shows contempt for their Maker, but whoever is kind to the needy honors God. Oh dear, it's the big fire for charlatans like you Jacob. 🔥👿
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@mrjamesob @RobBurl @afneil @carolecadwalla Rob, can you give comparative data please for appearances by Carole and appearances on all political shows by those who represent the apparently utterly corrupt Vote Leave campaign such as Farage and @IsabelOakeshott ? I look forward to hearing from you.
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@EylonALevy International law prevents snipers from shooting children but Israel is doing it anyway.
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@SWP_Britain Are you 5yrs old?
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@supertanskiii @mrjamesob How do you think I feel, I'm one of the yellow people? I'm done with Westminster and a certain nations obsession with the class system. 🙄
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@tim_brannigan Life of Brian Spencer
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@christinalamb Awww, poor diddums. Here's a picture of someone attached to a ventilator dying for those of you who've clearly put the blinkers on. God knows how long that nurse has been stuck in that PPE. FFS 🤬
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@mstewart_23 They have no policies so they have to reduce the debate to this level.
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@doublehelix @mrhenrymorris @BBCLookEast It will be hugely impacting their work people to death strategy. We can't have people actually living and drawing pensions for goodness sake.
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@willglloyd After some careful consideration I've sent him a few weeks worth of lube. It should be enough to see him by until his bottom becomes relatively receptive.
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@NatashaC @IainDale Neither broadcasting or politics needs the Mr Magoo of the airwaves. Here he is storming off because he didn't get to tummy tickle his friends in the studio as usual. If you've learnt from him Natasha you've a lot to learn.
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@SangitaMyska Stop the Bloats!
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@broseph_stalin @BelfastBre Oh come on. There's no way someone would deliberately walk into a demonstration just to try and stir up trouble in the hope of making negative headlines for the other side. Oh...
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Wow. This reads really badly for @bbcquestiontime
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For those wondering how the likes of Oakshott and the IEA repeatedly get on #BBCQT - Here is an open letter to the BBC about QT bias that has been viewed over 230,000 times. 👇
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@colinlbrown @thatcymraes What's with the long face Colin ☹️? Oh, you just have a long face. I see.
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@I_amMukhtar I wish you hadn't posted that Mukhtar. The thought of the poor soul in those cramped... Ach, fuck him.
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🧵Talk about finger on the pulse. Today the ICC sought arrest warrants for Hamas leader Sinwar and Israeli PM Netanyahu on charges of war crimes and crimes against humanity. Here's @SangitaMyska 8 days after October 7th. 1/2
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@Charlie533080 @SangitaMyska @LBC This is a very grave mistake. LBC is far too beige without Sangita. The Boarding School takeover well underway? 🤔🙄 I don't want to be sold books, board games or listen to Johnson and Dale's chums. I want journalism and inspirational chat. Perhaps not 'Leading' after all. 🥱
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@wazzajbird @JasonGroves1 It's Patel who should be on notice now.
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@markito0171 Currently refuelling in Scotland.
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@implausibleblog It's almost as if they're looking for a new leader and two clowns are trying to out audition each other.
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@Haggis_UK Yeah, they built 40 hospitals in the channel to block them.
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@MarshSongs @refugeecouncil @CityofSanctuary @amnesty @libertyhq @AsylumMatters @_KRAN_ Easily your most impassioned video yet. That was probably quite an emotional roller-coaster to write, rehearse and record. Thank you Marsh Family 🥹
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@lorrainemking A racist who models herself on 80s blow up sex dolls shouldn't be shown any remorse.
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@Cait_Dubhghall @NicolaSturgeon That's your job as a parent.
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@BeardedGenius Let's take some ocre and go ahead and make people pay for healthcare...
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@LisaMHancox @Kleenex_UK Hi Kleenex, I asked my children about this and they couldn't care less. They pointed out there are far more important things to worry about and both ask that you leave the packaging just as it is. As you were. Cheers
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@implausibleblog I'm not sure we should listen to him.
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@PoliticsJOE_UK I doubt she has any previous convictions in which case this is a ridiculous remand.
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@Dominic2306 Still bidding for the Russians?
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@OYesWeAreStrong @SangitaMyska @TerrorismPolice This isn't very devout Christian of you. Are you @Jacob_Rees_Mogg ? We're bored with your sort. Proverbs 19:9 A false witness will not go unpunished, and he who breathes out lies will perish.
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@joshxhowie @reginalddhunter Ever laughed at a joke about Scots being tight, skinny folk, fat folk, the Irish, blondes, anyone for that matter? Of course you have. While you're writing a list of who comedians can and can't joke about nowadays dry your eyes and grow up.
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@LizWebsterSBF @sajidjavid He was awful this morning. Nothing more than a mouthpiece for the nasty party muting anyone trying to hold him and them to account. @LBC
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@implausibleblog @WCKitchen He's actually worse than Eylon Levy.
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@LBC @KateAndrs @IainDale People have never listened to a paid word shark eyes says. Easy to book though eh? Easy option for you. She'd turn up at the opening of an envelope, especially if it had money in it. Classic Dale drivel. He's your worst presenter by far.
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@mwilliamsthomas He's never admitted his guilt nor shown any remorse. He dragged that poor family through a trial when there was no need. Throw the scumbags key away.
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@tomhfh @RSPBEngland Because it's the truth. Well played RSPB. #TorySewageParty
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@lorrainemking I genuinely hope the other prisoners ensure they don't complete their sentences.
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@PhillipsPOBrien Trump is a Russian asset.
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@ChrisWhidz @MrMKimber Never tweet on an empty head.
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@carolvorders @Nurseborisbash He cut off everyone who told the truth this morning. It's meant to be a talk show, not a talked at show @LBC
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@EsheruKwaku Banned forever hopefully. Mummy, why can't we ever go on holiday to Spain?
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@MollyShep Cant Stand Him 🤦‍♂️ 💩
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@LBC @RachelSJohnson Brexit isn't done, the rollout was nothing to do with him and Ukraine would've got what they needed no matter who was in power. Good grief the Johnson's are an awful bunch.
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@SangitaMyska Awwwww, this is lovely. We're seeing the softer side of someone who dodged paying tax, whose family is still working with Russia, who had her husband amend tax policy for the benefit of her childcare business and who invested in BP just as Rishi gave the green light to Rosebank.
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@GGriffithsbrown @SamCoatesSky Oh well that's fine then. We can ignore the corruption, tax dodging and the hikes for everyone else.
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He's done it. Take a bow David Noble.
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One more push, let's get over 35k today, just 29 to go. I know it's just a number & a psychological barrier, but imagine being the lovely & wonderful @SangitaMyska who must be feeling bruised by recent events, and knowing that 35k of us have got her back
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@TomTugendhat Your lot are slaves to him that's what's weird.
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@bmay Land of breathing and lying down...
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@BBCBreaking Despite being at least 1 mile away when the crash happened. Dear oh dear.
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@MarinaPurkiss When will England and Wales stop listening to posh boys, wrongly assuming they're knowledgeable and/or trustworthy?! #LoveBeingPlebs #ClassSystem
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@Dominic2306 You truly are the helmet of all helmets. How bullied were you at school?
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@carolvorders The tears of a clown who thought he held all of the cards until he was threatened with a snap election. 30p Lee chose to hang on to the gravy train for as long as possible. To think the Tories saw him as their secret weapon too. He's a weapon alright.
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@SirStevoTimothy Very same in Liverpool when they gathered at Hotels housing asylum seekers. Numerous trials for gun crime in the city at the time yet no protests about that.
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