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I am very hesitant to assign obesity in the US to lifestyle. Something is DEEPLY wrong with their food quality. You know this because Europeans immediately gain weight in the US without changing their eating habits and lose the weight just as easily when back in Europe.

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Psilocybin (mushrooms) is the most effective known smoking addiction treatment only because people literally “suddenly realized how stupid” smoking is, no other reason given, 80% success rate.

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My bf and I tried shrooms for the first time the other day, and we decided to get in the shower during the onset. As soon as the water touched me, I IMMEDIATELY was like, "No, I hate this. I'm getting out." But my boyfriend suggested I stay longer because I might end up liking

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What makes the Germans so unlikeable is that they will be sticklers for this type of mundane, inconsequential “rules” while ignoring more important principles at higher levels as multiple almost daily corruption, negligence and unprofessionalism scandals demonstrate.

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Officially the most German thing I’ve ever read

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If you want to stay a healthy weight in the US, you have to live in the gym or/and follow some radical exclusionary diet, to the extent that it becomes part of your personality. Europeans eat carbs, bread and sugars, Nutella breakfast, seed oils, etc. and don’t get fat.

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Most Europeans also lead a sedentary lifestyle, practice even less sports than Americans, and aren’t particularly fit either, but most aren’t even fat, much less obese. You can’t possibly justify that morbid obesity as early as in teenagers is due to “lifestyle choices”.

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Italians really be cooking up some cherry tomatoes and garlic in a pan and mixing it with spaghetti and going like “this is my nonna’s secret recipe!” and the world lets them get away with this.

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@vocalcry I remember one dude on here posted this smth smth “natural beauty”, I said those are lip fillers, he said some women are naturally blessed like this. 🤣🤣🤣

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@s8mb It’s called August.

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My top suspects are: 1. High-fructose corn syrup. (European sugar and syrup comes from beets.) 2. Hormones in meat and dairy. 3. Wheat quality (breed, GMO or something related).

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I am very hesitant to assign obesity in the US to lifestyle. Something is DEEPLY wrong with their food quality. You know this because Europeans immediately gain weight in the US without changing their eating habits and lose the weight just as easily when back in Europe.

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American woke culture is where employers ask you to fill in sexual preferences on a job application but you’re absolutely not allowed to even flirt with colleagues.

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@CrayonMurders He blocked me for this

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France is butt of jokes (economically) but I’ve studied and worked in France and let me tell you it’s a much better functioning country than Germany, with more future potential. This is visible immediately on the surface (for example, better maintenance of public

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@runaway_vol @Porkchop_EXP France still has a large car industry and makes its own war planes. It's a country that can't be a "start up nation" but is good at building shit that works.

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@madison_tayt Nowhere else in the world do “tips” constitute the largest share of a waiter’s pay. People from anywhere outside of the USA are simply not aware of this.

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The universally important implication here is that: Feeling something is much more effective than knowing something. Any appeal to reason with fail vs. appeal to emotions. Apply this hack at your own discretion.

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Languages that use “earth apple” for “potato” are French, Persian, Hebrew, and Dutch.

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Addendum: the Germans have fully repented for what they did in the past, but now they are trying to impose a “positive”, “humane” agenda (on “green” policy, immigration, etc.) on the rest of Europe with the exact same determination as before, ignoring all common sense. They can

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@FischerKing64 Women who’ve never dealt with real adversity in their life love breaking the patriarchy.

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@JonasGwin I made a post about this

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2 years

My top suspects are: 1. High-fructose corn syrup. (European sugar and syrup comes from beets.) 2. Hormones in meat and dairy. 3. Wheat quality (breed, GMO or something related).

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@zornsllama @hubertlepicki Conclusion: poorly scented Yankee Candles cause covid.

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@yashar Most formal French kiss

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If “paid parental leave” is so important and lack of it supposedly so horrible, how do Americans manage to have more children? No one is asking these questions.

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There is only one objective metric by which life in the US is better than in Western Europe and it’s this one. This is real and serious.

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Americans have a tense, contrite relationship with “sex”: on one hand they are supposed to pretend it doesn’t even exist in some contexts such as the office, on the other hand it’s being vulgarized and shoved down throats in popular culture… something’s structurally sick.

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@Shitty_Future Reminder it is the exact customers of this product who are calling you “mid” online.

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@yashar I did the appropriate research so that the rest of you don’t have to:

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Wait, is how women feel during ovulation how men feel all the time??

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@timecaptales Why does the poorest country - Haiti - have the most beautiful uniforms?

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I don’t see much “inherited IQ” in real life. What I see instead is often siblings having vastly different intellectual abilities (to the extent that doesn’t even make sense), children failing successful parents, and average parents having highly gifted children.

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@patrickc Let’s regulate this competitiveness gap.

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3 years

A new type of democracy where only people with children (=vested in the future) can vote. Discuss.

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@vtchakarova Prigozhin made a public statement denouncing the entire war and its fundamental pretext as a lie for Kremlin to stay in power. Doesn’t sound like Putin’s lapdog.

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@XGavinMcInnes I’ve always imagined him *exactly* like this.

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We are almost at a point in society where plastic surgery has reached such affordability that facial imperfections and normal body proportions are going to become a status symbol.

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Can someone please explain this to me? What about this photo is particularly “friendly” to children? As opposed to what?

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Live in the States long enough, and the ability of European cities to integrate kids into social life feels like a magic act

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3 years

Is skiing a rich people psyop? I grew up in a poor country and have unsophisticated holiday preferences that include warmth and comfort. It seems unnatural to me to want to voluntarily expose yourself to freezing cold and statistically disturbing amount of broken legs.

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Being obsessed with celebrities is a very reliable low intellect indicator.

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@techceopepe You think the story can’t get any better, but it does. The ending:

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@badair I doubt a little bit more walking makes such a huge difference in obesity. It’s food.

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@RichardHanania I still don’t understand why Black Americans popularized a word they hate so much only to get offended at its widespread use.

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2 years

Major seed oil disrespect from this Belgian 3-Michelin star chef

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@aIIegoricaI Took this picture in Modena in 2015

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@g900ap You’re paying for a blue check on his platform.

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Being introverted is a mental disease. Humans aren’t meant to be introverted.

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Don’t be a wife to a boyfriend, be a girlfriend to a husband. FEW.

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@hubertlepicki “Autism as national culture”©️

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@miagothstan Who will tell her?

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@vocalcry Every time it seems they’ve hit rock bottom there is more to go. Cardi B is a genius compared to this.

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@nntaleb Maybe a good indicator of intellect is how often in life are you taken aback by unexpected outcomes.

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@djaonielsen She’s so incredibly basic

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@MissTerriB Reminds me of the time these two Dutch policemen helped cook and clean after a mother was rushed to the hospital.

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I feel rage towards this woman. Immense rage.

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@KnoxEndemic “We’re DINKS! I tied my tubes so that I can afford 8 dollar lattes!”

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@PaulSkallas Had the same thought watching all the complaints about this. Americans are so disconnected from reality.

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Spinoza in his “Ethics" also deduces the power of emotions over reason: "An emotion can only be controlled or destroyed by another emotion contrary thereto, and with more power for controlling emotion, than the emotion which is to be controlled." Spinoza is making a case that

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@bizlet7 PETA could never dream of such an effective ad

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@FischerKing64 You can still rule effectively if you at least react *adequately*. She seemed composed, but if you look at the facts, the reactions were hysterical - close nuclear because of Fukushima, millions of unvetted males because “pity” etc.

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People talk about low fertility in southern EU countries as if it’s obviously a direct consequence of economic factors, but nothing could be further from the truth. Have these countries ever had it economically better than today? It’s NEVER about money. My personal experience of

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@SchraderValves Myself and other people

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My favorite example of how smart the French are is that they kept a huge portion of their paradisical colonial territories while pushing their leftist bs on everyone else. There are French (EU) holiday destinations from the Caribbean to the Pacific serving fresh baked croissants

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When I finally make it to the gym (probably in my 40s) I’ll be exposing and reporting men for not staring.

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In Germany an unemployed couple with 2 children is entitled to €2600 - cash - per month. (!!!) So the Germans made this table to “show” that working “pays more” - you can earn another €500 per family by working a full-time minimum wage job. And they still don’t understand

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@LeaMaric Nah, girl, that’s my KANG right there

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This one Dutch guy I know who spent years working abroad told me: “They tell you that by going abroad you’ll learn to appreciate other cultures, but all it did to me is made me appreciate Dutch culture more.”

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Society has a serious problem when “making food for yourself” is considered an outstanding act of “self love”.

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making food for yourself is an act of self love

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Which way, western man?

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The cheering in the comments is unbearable. There is HUGE hidden cost to not being able to easily fire employees in Europe: companies not growing staff, much lower salaries (6-figure salaries are practically unheard of), fewer openings. Europeans prefer job security over jobs.

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So Musk sent emails to European Twitter employees, firing them. Problem is, you cannot legally fire people that way here, so legally they're still employed and legally owed money for their time. But also, firing people as exists in the USA doesn't exist here...

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@nexta_tv Fun fact: you don’t even need to bring gummy bears to be arrested under false charges in Russia. JUST DONT TRAVEL TO RUSSIA

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Reminder that “children are too expensive” only in the rich west, but not in the developing world.

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@RnaudBertrand @JuteRaider Not a good analysis. The French didn’t just “park” them in suburbs, they gave them virtually free housing, free education, all opportunities a socialist state can provide. This is not France’s failure to integrate them. They refused to integrate because they were too comfortable

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@JamesOlley Germany is a mess. I’m glad the rest of the world is seeing it too now

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You: can’t get a girlfriend 70 y.o. Greek taxi driver in Germany: “When I was 55 I spoke to a girl from Greece on the phone for a week and she came over, but I also kept banging my ex, so I ended up with my ex, but then I brought over a young girl from Poland as a caretaker

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@TheDimitriT I think it’s so funny how you couldn’t help yourself but write “families” correctly

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Unsolicited advice is lindy. Humans in societies where people care about each other, and aren’t just alienated ultra-individualist self-centered units, tend to give unsolicited advice.

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Woman just stopped me in the street. Looks at our 3-month-old, and tells me to get rid of the pacifier. Says 90% of kids who used a pacifier end up getting braces later. Insane how many random people like to give unsolicited advice to strangers.

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The Dutch are the most western “western” people. Entirely disconnected from nature and religion, over rationalizing everything almost to the point of absurdity, invented capitalism and normalized all sorts of liberal quirks and depravities, direct but friendly, and living calm,

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@MafiaCatalana @HannaLiubakova - Everything will be fine…Prayers help, many times they saved me - We won’t eat until you’re out safe - Will we starve together? 😂 - I love you…The whole world is praying for you - I can feel it - God is doing this for His glory, He will not let you down… Hi (undelivered)

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@SaintQ92 Aries woman energy

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How did Mexican Spanish evolve into (or stayed?) this beautiful, clear, articulate language as compared to what is spoken in Spain these days? Any specific reason?

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My uncle in Pakistan asked me what “Oxford comma” means.. and I told him what it meant. His response: “These people in the West are spoilt and have never had real problems, so they are creating problems because they are so bored”.

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Thank you, Americans 🙏🏻❤️🇺🇸❤️ Your hard work provides for our European quality of life, weeks of paid vacations, social welfare, and a generally carefree existence. All made possible by your hard work’s financing of our continental security, subsidizing medical and technological

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I mean this is like saying the sky is blue. Americans are insane workaholics, if we could we'd be awake and working through surgery. EU takes mo long vacations with OOO messages that say "lol, we'll get back to you in 8 weeks" while Americans haven't taken a week off in a decade

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@P_Kallioniemi It’s the typical Russian response. It’s always been Ukraine doing it all themselves.

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@PaulSkallas European obesity is “very fat”. American obesity is fundamentally pathological, deforming the body in unnatural ways.

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@PaulSkallas Guilty be default for being white. I recommend tanning.

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As someone who grew up in an unpleasant environment, but also travelled a lot to fancy destinations in the last 10 years: There is no greater luxury than having a comfortable home to come back to. Make a home and a life for yourself that you’re happy to return to from anywhere.

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@InezFeltscher If you as a mother of a two week old baby have the time and priories to sit in an *academic* job interview you’re the problem. She is not a wage slave, a blue collar worker trying to survive. This is pure choice, elitism, privilege, disguised as victimhood.

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@stillgray @PrisonPlanet No. Overloaded hospitals.

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@PaulSkallas Anyone who puts such concentrated effort into making sure they are perceived as kind and benevolent usually has some deranged stuff going on deep inside.

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My biggest W in 2023 was signing up for a premium gym membership, buying an entire wardrobe of pink workout sets, trying them on, finding out I look like this, and deciding I don’t need to go to the gym.

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@narendramodi You don’t get to complain about past colonialism if you’re currently whitewashing another colonialism.

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@credenzaclear2 You’re getting wrecked in replies though

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@diomedes_thrax Neither is she making 5m/year

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@NYMag A beautifully disturbing, grotesque ode to leftwing existential anxiety.

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Incredible that “The Brothers Karamazov” ends with an episode explaining Lindy. Earlier one boy mentions how “unnatural” it is to eat right after the funeral, next to “such grief”. Alyosha says: “This is ancient, this is eternal, there is good in it.” This is Lindy defined.

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Ladies, any man who is good at cleaning is probably a control freak you don’t want in your life.

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@nntaleb It has been my principle in life: never travel to countries you wouldn’t want to get stuck in.

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As a woman you have at least 30 years of productive period after the end of your fertility years. (Official Dutch retirement age is currently already at 67.) Women in the west have been seriously fkd by the assumption that your education and career has to be crammed in the one

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@Bookeboy 😋 Just imagine the possibilities 👠👠👠

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You hear about it all the time but when you see it with your own eyes the skinniness of French women (while often accompanied by 3 kids) in the land of wine, cheese and butter really gets to you.

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