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@zeeeegoat
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1 year
Giannis if charges were illegal
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1 year
Itโ€™s a stupid fucking rule and itโ€™s not defense
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@twotwelveee @KrispyKreme6_6 @__wehttam__ @rockstarmaid_ @fhdrive @WilliamMButtl17 @Ter0me We know Matt Barnes drove 90 miles to beat Derek Fisher ass we would have found out
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@VillainousKay @Zvbear We donโ€™t assume genders
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@ColinWomack @FOmyronpitts @DCheverere If heโ€™s 12, he knows now. Heโ€™s just playing his cards right lol
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1 year
@JWepp Jokic rn
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๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ used to be a proper country
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2 years
@mirameeruh Dis how women on the internet are ๐Ÿ˜”
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@ChefTrillie_ @BallsackSports The black population increased 1,000%, theyโ€™ve been confused the whole weekend
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@SanuSZN @brgridiron It doesnโ€™t really matter when youโ€™re comparing a similar amount of touches..
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@Weneedlasers @BarnaudsBlitz @Chughes612 Daniel Jones threw 15 TD in a 18 week season last year and is getting $40mil a season.. so sure, letโ€™s reach as far as we can lol
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1 year
Yeah logic better coach them boys up this season. Iโ€™ve believed in him and I need them to make a run. Only problem is the AFC is stacked
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1 year
Roster is absolutely stacked
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2 years
@casualtakeking Man searched โ€œcurry trying to draw foulโ€ while he says nothing about his free throw merchants in Philly. Canโ€™t make this up
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@Tr23m_ @SimuLiu This a lazy take
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@xGPhilosophy The dichotomy of footy fans when xG favors their argument vs. when xG negates their argument needs to be studied
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@minakimes Nah this your funniest coded tweet ever
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@shannonsharpeee โ€œGot angryโ€ A white person runs this account. Not hating, just observation.
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@ScottCarson33 This an excuse people use when a player canโ€™t score lol
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@nypost Nah it was fine cause he was the dude, playing a dude, disguised as another dude.
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1 year
@casualtakeking Like when this happened
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@Weneedlasers @BarnaudsBlitz @Chughes612 Itโ€™s funny cause you change your system to suit any qb you get tbh. Kinda like how the eagles went to the Super Bowl
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@Tripolar_B @Andyistoofunny Joe Buck was disgusted by Randy Moss and Pedro Martinez lol
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2 years
@notRaheem__ @existentialkush @wrongang @NWOMXNDX Not to be that guy, but Iโ€™m about to be that guy. I think thatโ€™s more of cameras than the internet. Once anyone in the world could record you beating ass, the world changed
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@davenewworld_2 shoutout to the OG who kept walking towards the gunman unfazed. Mans really said
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@Athletics @budweiserusa 112-50 make sure yโ€™all show up tomorrow!
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2 years
And nobody went crying and wrote think pieces. We used to be a proper social media
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sayin its a war between lightskin n darkskin men rn kinda funny cause itโ€™s peacetime atm compared to like da early 2010s dem jokes was flying bad
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@notRaheem__ @existentialkush @wrongang @NWOMXNDX Yeahhh Iโ€™m afraid of prison so Iโ€™m not built like that lmao, but to each their own, and people should realize itโ€™s that way when deciding how to interact with folks..
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@CFCMod_ Haaland has missed the most open goals this year. Itโ€™s almost like itโ€™s a product of chance creation but I realize Twitter is a bunch of people who never played sport
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@casualtakeking First result ๐Ÿ˜–
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@CoachKarl22 @BallsackSports Same nigga who said he couldnโ€™t coach Allen Iverson and Carmelo cause they didnโ€™t have father figures. Your opinion trash
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@HardenFinalsMVP @BiasedHouston So did the warriors lmao
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@elitesgoindown @joshuarhett @Mannymiami305 @FightHaven Thereโ€™s no way you thought you were actually making a point lmao @elitesgoindown
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@YeezusEnjoyer0 @Zvbear Yup, and ones promoted, and one is blocked. Should probably talk about whatโ€™s being promoted
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@pat079577335 @aaronladd0 @AyyBlinkin Twitter troll whose parents never loved him. Sad story
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@brgridiron The LOB defense that shut down Peyton Manning and should have won a Super Bowl against Brady? Easy choice
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2 years
@ItssJusttRockyy Seeing black women supporting each other in a setting that theyโ€™re traditionally not in has me in my feelings. Need more of this.
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@KapoBravado7 @itsbeenya Mans pulled one of these
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โ€œRisk your life for a gas station jobโ€ -some fuck shit on the internet. Nigga you rob the place Iโ€™m working at ima ask if you if thereโ€™s anything else you need, grab some snacks on the way out. Fuck I look like dying for Chevron ๐Ÿ˜‚
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@grindfacetv THEY PUT THE KNIFE DOWN & HE DID NOTHING
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@vermont_morgan @WhiteSalamande3 You asked for no ones opinion but had no problem posting it on Twitterโ€ฆ thatโ€™s very very Eric Cartman like. And again this is why youโ€™re 40, and alone
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@ErlingRoIe @nsangong โ€œIโ€™m literally black stop making this about raceโ€ - a person pretending to be black on the internet
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@BleacherReport Look at the kings putting out this fake statement in response to Sabonisโ€™ acting. Heโ€™ll be playing lmao. This is a joke
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@SpiffyGlobal โ€œI did it which means it applies to everyoneโ€ lmao aight
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@Zvbear Real niggas was visiting Rwanda in 94
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@warriors @HPE Nico mannion two our front office loves drafting players who look like them
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@sepsvery0wn @Zvbear @sleosss Had to let her know personally that I forgive her for her transgressions
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@TheBlcNuremberg @myfaultOG23 @Jwinn93_ Yes while he also calls out both races he doesnโ€™t make a following on anti white tirades to go and date a white person. Thats the difference
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@Zvbear @sleosss Iโ€™m still hittin idc
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@casualtakeking Even though he hurt his knee here with all due respect. You see him do the gimpy jump right after
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This is the play where Ja injured his knee. Stop the ๐Ÿงข
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@Athletics @budweiserusa And yโ€™all better not take this song to Vegas
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@FOX13Memphis He doubled down on this too
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@mwhelchel7 I got a promotion and a RT from Mina literally at the same time. Today, Iโ€™ve finally won.
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@cliff_ohio They try shit like this in black countries and it donโ€™t work lol
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@Xikauu @nocontextfm1 Donโ€™t find him funny but I donโ€™t be fucking hating like this neither damn
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@StangXx @SanuSZN @brgridiron lol okโ€ฆand? A whopping 3% difference. Similar touches.
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@RobertPettis32 @Zvbear Malika Andrews defender too. Yeah I see how you move
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@brfootball Jesse Marsch rn
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@__rosser @TinyTweeter00 This was always funny to me that people found wash rags cleaner as if the rag doesnโ€™t consistently pick up dirt in the shower, while your hands are consistently in soap
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@City_Xtra Snuck Haaland in the pictures like they ever played together
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@SportsCenter I love this cause California has the most players in the three major sports and the most olympians and we still debate this
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@Etlepore @RalphJ3nnings @ShannonSharpe Lmao you need some books to read if you think theyโ€™ve been an โ€œallyโ€
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@kirawontmiss @scubaryan_ Donโ€™t get in the way of Kira engagement farming
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@BallsackSports DBโ€™s probably the only athletes that would have a chance of guarding an nba player, and theyโ€™d have to be a guard for obvious reasons
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@Andyistoofunny Rams too. SoCal Mexicans down catastrophically right now
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@grmrbrts @kings_muse Whatever helps yโ€™all sleep at night
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@Boss9Fan @RevJacquiLewis He didnโ€™t provide an explanation. Just said itโ€™s not racist and stop calling things racist. Lmaoooooo got it
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@TheConsciousRN_ They playing the semantics game in the quotes. Too much of anything is damaging. It might manifest physically, psychologically or both. But the quotes need to stop the cap talm bout itโ€™s a myth.
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You probably losing that food network gig soon ๐Ÿ˜•
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Liberals: โ€œyou have no idea what itโ€™s like to be black! Itโ€™s the worst thing in the world you could possibly be!โ€ Me: โ€œuh yeah I disagree.โ€
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@bigguccicraigy Two of my exes started fucking NBA niggas after. I think I just now recovered tbh
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Tony Finau and Jabari Parker are cousins and once you see it you canโ€™t unsee it.
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@ramseyboltin Bold move when I got that second tray in the left hand
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@vermont_morgan @BluJeanDebs I did feel bad until I realized she was reciprocating the same shitty entitled you were probably giving off. Which is why youโ€™re pushing 40 and alone.
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@KingJosiah54 Why mike breen talking like he just seen an unarmed person get beat by the police and not just a dude holding a camera ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
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@victortyty @SimuLiu Who am I kidding itโ€™s in Utah of course itโ€™s real
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@statmuse They forcing the lakers to the playoffs
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@FixYaLining @iamcarag Thatโ€™s still extremely circumstantial
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@EvilBrady5959 @nytimes Lol this a white man or a bot yโ€™all donโ€™t trip
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Goated
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Fat Kid Deals
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The Stinky Cheese Man and Other Fairly Stupid Tales for $12.99, reg $20!
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@HowUBenFeller @BleacherReport Draft Kings and Fan Duel
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@SteveSh66200549 @Underrated_Dom @barstoolsports Put some respect on Lottoโ€™s name
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@ItalianFiesta Gaslighting, straw man, and ad hominem the Holy Trinity
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@MarisaKabas @KeenanPeachy Theyโ€™re literally saying C students of color are making it into Stanfordโ€ฆ.if you believe that, thereโ€™s a reason you nor your children should attend Stanford.
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@cherryvsevil Black K-pop Stanโ€™s hate themselves nobody should listen to them anyways
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@Kristance77 Guess which one is which? ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ itโ€™s a joke
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@minakimes @dkjr12 @WTufoin Mina was ready to flash on buddy ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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@victortyty @SimuLiu canโ€™t be real ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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@MrGo30 @theAIRapp Get Krillin in here nextโ€ฆhis whole character is a roast ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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@hurricane470 @PFF Why the Jamarcus comparison Iโ€™m curious
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@ItsChristineEM Shoutout @Mariners bring back the Sonics while weโ€™re at it
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