Dillon Cheverere @DCheverere Twitter profile

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Dillon Cheverere

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2 years

My son, 7, has discovered “deez nuts” jokes and it’s all he says now. Everything is deez nuts. He simply can’t stop. I asked him where he heard that joke. He made me promise that if he told me, he wouldn’t get in trouble. I agreed. So he leans in and whispers, “deez nuts.”

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2 years

Me on my first day at Standing School

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John Harbaugh said the biggest issue with Josh Allen is that he does everything well #RavensFlock

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2 months

Wait until the other franchises learn about exercising

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The #Eagles are looking SCARY 🫣 Super Bowl incoming?

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Me trying to diffuse a situation in a bar that my very drunk friend started with a group of large individuals

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7 years

Drink in hand, short sleeve button down on

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6 months

The most efficient announcement you’ll ever see

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8 years

Why I don't do cardio

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5 years

Oh my God

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8 years

"Let it fucking rip, man" *removes sunglasses* "Let it rip"

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8 years

It's like he completely forgot he had the Olympics coming up

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6 months

Not trying to be dramatic but this is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen in my life

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6 months

I knew he'd get to the Panera lemonade at some point.

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7 years

Picture my male romper on your girl's bedroom floor

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2 years

@AdamSchefter All games end on the last play

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8 years

The term "savage" is so overused but how else can you describe what's going on here

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8 years

Shouts to one of the best Vines of all time. #RIPVine #ThickerThanABowlOfOatmeal

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8 years

Obama and Durant is top 5. #RIPVine

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1 year

@Da1nOnlyCMart Me after my third nut and haven’t even had lunch yet

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7 years

this guy

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6 months

Not to sound too dramatic but all of my happiness for the entire 2024 depends on how well some college kids play a football game tonight

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7 years

Every kid in my 5th grade class used to do this. Move the fuck on

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7 years

UCLA student body president is under fire for making an offensive Bloods gang sign in leaked photo

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5 years

Happy 4th of July to Terry and Terry only

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2 years

@GreatMissileWar Does anyone under 20 know what a CD is

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8 years

Walking to the Thanksgiving dinner table like

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5 years

I just walked into my bathroom and The Homie was on all fours with his pelvis kind of lowered over my bathroom scale. I asked what he was doing and he said “weighing my pee pee” I’m proud of him?

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3 years

1. No pass rush 2. No coverage 3. Threw behind him I’m sure the league is scared after seeing this.

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3 years

baker to OBJ is scary hours for the league

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8 years

I'm not wild about the term "spirit animal" but I definitely just found mine and it's this dabbing turtle

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8 years

When you bring your one black friend over but you forget to tell him your dad is super racist

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2 years

The Grinch halfway through the second verse of You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch

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1 year

@craftmaster3 @JAYVERSACE The most accurate answer

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8 years

When the Super Bowl is over and you remember tomorrow is Monday

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8 years

Ken Bone. Power name. Power outfit.

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6 years

Chip the buffalo taking a rolled t-shirt right to the dick at a million miles per hour is one of the best things to ever happen to me

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7 years

Whole squad going to the optometrist tomorrow

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3 years

Fiancbáe

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11 years

Nothing puts me in the Christmas spirit like watching Ralphie bash that ginger's face in.

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3 years

Mac Jones walks like a high school math teacher making his way across campus

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6 years

About to order The Homie’s school pics. I can’t believe he did it to em like this

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4 years

Fuck...and I can’t emphasize this enough...you

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4 years

I’ve never understood as a man why you would date, or marry a single mother if you’re single with no kids of your own. Seems to me he doesn’t feel he has options or doesn’t value himself as a man. I’d feel like I was a backup plan helping raise another man’s kids. 🤷🏼‍♂️

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3 years

When you have a game to coach at noon but a 1920s murder to solve at 7

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4 years

Trying to explain to Parks that there are thousands of strangers out there who know him as “The Homie” and his response is “Well guess what...I don’t talk to strangers.” What a guy.

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4 years

Let me tell you bout my besssssst friend

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8 years

It's not too late to write this guy in for president

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10 years

U.S. soldier returns from Afghanistan to surprise his GF on the lawn of the FSU-Pike house: http://t.co/jPeZ60nJxg http://t.co/Uo2heg4RF8

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8 years

These guys just beat the U.S. in a foot race

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9 years

Gronk is getting something pregnant tonight.

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5 years

Hi @KaceyMusgraves this is our one-week-old horse, Kacey Musgraves. That’s her name and she cute

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8 years

I couldn't help myself I had to write about this asshole

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5 years

You hate to see it

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8 years

When you drop your daughter off at freshmen orientation & a group of guys drive by & shout sexual obscenities @ her

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5 years

If Matty B takes it 90+ to the house on your defense you have to quit right then and there

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5 years

fnl finally starting back up

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5 years

They sent the tallest woman they had to interview him. Incredible

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3 years

Slow delivery, weak arm, too short to be prototypical pocket passer, needs to add weight

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3 years

This fourth grade QB has a bright future 🤯 (via @NxtLevelAtx )

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5 years

@realDonaldTrump @jackjp @repweiner This is just a fantastic tweet I’m sorry

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4 years

A girl in Parks’ kindergarten class told him she loves him today but he didn’t say it back. He told me he secretly loves her though so I guess he’s playing the game.

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2 years

While you’re here, whatever you do, please do NOT listen to my podcast. Available on iTunes, Spotify, or wherever you listen to podcasts

‎Circling Back on Apple Podcasts

‎Comedy · 2024

podcasts.apple.com

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9 months

Check your girl’s house

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Des Moines Police need help identifying this man they say assaulted a security guard.

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6 years

You can’t teach this stuff

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4 years

Real convo just now with my five-year-old: Me: “Parks, why is it so hot outside?” Parks: “I don’t know maybe someone pooped outside and the poop was so hot that it made it hot.” I just feel like that’s not why.

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2 years

Proud dad alert. This is one of my favorite videos of all time. Get the tape measure out for Parks’ first ever base hit. I cut the video so I could yell obnoxiously for him. I might have been happier than he was.

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1 year

Me on my first day of hair combing school

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Dom Capers at the podium. Spoke of the changes since the franchise started back in 1995.

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3 years

My son after we made three stops to buy his soccer cleats, donuts, and a new toy: “We are absolutely killing it today”

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5 years

Guess who started school today

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5 years

It's wild that Texas State is going to upset A&M tomorrow night

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2 years

Bae is kicking me out of the house tomorrow so she can have a girls night there. Hey guess what. Daddy is stepping out with the boys and drinking Irish beers until I get arrested

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I brought my mom, who has Lyme disease and hasn’t had an appetite for 15 mf years, some edibles from my recent Colorado trip. Homegirl is eating and feeling good

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5 years

Hey people who enter an elevator before letting people off first, we live in a society

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7 years

I've been thinking about it a lot today and I've finally decided after much consideration that I am getting absolutely annihilated tonight

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4 years

No one bring it up but Dave just shattered a guy’s living room window with his golf ball and he’s asking him to pay for it

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6 years

Who made this

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4 years

Aye my friend over there think u cute

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7 years

Yeah I can see how that would be problematic

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7 years

Birth control recalled because it could get people pregnant

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Happy Father’s Day to me 😩😩😩

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4 years

You know he had to do it to em

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3 years

@WilldeFries Hey man I’m not great with computers but have you tried logging off and then literally never logging back on again

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4 years

Well, do you? @shmerriman

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6 years

I've been a good boy and haven't had a drink in nearly a week, and I'm happy to report that after much consideration, I am getting absolutely annihilated tonight

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8 months

That’s a tough walk back to the car

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2 years

Parks is opening a lemonade (and Pokémon card) stand today and will be donating all the money he brings in to @Everytown to help end gun violence (his idea). You can donate to his mom’s Venmo to contribute if you’d like. Venmo handle is dallas-cheverere

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4 years

Literally nothing. Will be trying this later today.

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4 years

What's stopping you from doing this?

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3 years

How embarrassing for you not to know who these guys are

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3 years

Not sure who these guys are, but my sports allegiances are clear: (1) I’ll root for any TX team against any non-TX team & (2) I’ll root for Houston against anybody. I grew up cheering for Jose Cruz & @astros I bleed Rockets red & was at game 7 in 94 for our 1st championship!

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Omg