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@Kristance77

16 days

A SHOT OF ESPRESSOOOOOO

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@Kristance77

15 days

look at allll thooose women

Bleacher Report

@BleacherReport

15 days

USA FINISHES THE 2024 PARIS OLYMPICS WITH 40 GOLD MEDALS 🥇🇺🇸

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@Kristance77

16 days

I don’t go here but: Jordan Chiles being stripped of her medal days after the ceremony is insanity. There’s zero reason the bronze can’t be shared by the two athletes because of an unprecedented situation, medals have been shared plenty of times before.

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@Kristance77

1 year

I know we lost so it’s getting lost in the mud of getting eliminated but Alyssa Naeher saved a penalty, MADE a penalty, and gave the US every chance to win the match. She is a legend in my mind. 🫡

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@Kristance77

1 year

say it with me, “the women’s game isn’t a stepping stone for the men’s game” 🗣️

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@ESPNUK

1 year

The FA will consider Sarina Wiegman as Gareth Southgate’s successor if or when he moves on from being manager of England’s men’s team.

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@Kristance77

6 months

ESPN/NBA can you make sure your commentators aren’t fucking misogynistic next time you decide to collab with a woman because damn does it really kill the mood

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@Kristance77

1 year

this is sexual assault, and don’t let anyone say otherwise

SPORTbible

@sportbible

1 year

🚨 | Spanish FA president captured kissing Jenni Hermoso on the lips during ceremony. The player later said that she did not enjoy it.

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@Kristance77

10 months

idk who wins the divorce but I know who won the league

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@Kristance77

16 days

EMMA HAYES YOU ARE AN AMERICAN 🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅

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@Kristance77

1 year

no sir, you APPLAUDED him. You don’t get to walk it back now

Attacking Third

@AttackingThird

1 year

Jorge Vilda condemns the behavior of suspended RFEF President Luis Rubiales. He has, however, refused to resign Spain's manager.

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@Kristance77

1 year

one man’s ability to take the greatest team in the world and dismantle them piece by piece until they lack drive, identity, and cohesion should really be studied in history books

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@Kristance77

16 days

WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER

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@Kristance77

5 months

she’s already hired the “best defamation law firm in the country” and the story hasn’t even come out yet, whatever it is she definitely did it

Michael Cauble

@Cauble

5 months

Kim Mulkey with a lengthy statement regarding a forthcoming article that the @washingtonpost is working on. #LSU

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@Kristance77

1 year

All of this happening in real time in front of our eyes is absolutely insane.

DAZN Women's Football

@DAZNWFootball

1 year

The Spanish football federation announces that, they will take legal action against Jenni Hermoso. The federation also states that players have an “obligation” to play for the national team.

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@Kristance77

1 year

This is chemistry, for anyone confused. This is what we lack going into this WC.

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@Kristance77

10 months

the poor uswnt social media employee who knew they had to make that bday post today

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@Kristance77

1 year

Fact: the world has caught up internationally, and the game is more competitive than ever, rightfully so Fact: the US had a talented enough roster to make a deeper run, but coaching and (lack of) tactics stood in their way both can be and are true

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@Kristance77

6 months

this will go down as the moment I decided to order a Rodman jersey

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@Kristance77

10 months

the tiniest but mightiest goalkeeper in the league (world)

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@Kristance77

10 months

the ashlyn harris effect

Attacking Third

@AttackingThird

10 months

Gotham FC finished DEAD LAST in the NWSL last season... Now they're one win away from winning it all. 🏆

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@Kristance77

3 months

i love how the rest of the wnba is essentially on fire and the aces are just vibin

Las Vegas Aces

@LVAces

3 months

Sorry rook, but happy birthday 😂🫶🎂 @kate_martin22

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@Kristance77

1 year

Honestly, either start Kelley against Sweden or let her coach the match. She’s the only one putting any fire into this team.

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@Kristance77

1 year

6.43 million people watched Vlatko prove he can’t coach

Women’s Transfer News

@womenstransfer

1 year

#USA v. #NED was the most-watched @FIFAWWC group stage match in US English language TV HISTORY, drawing in 6.43 MILLION viewers 👀📺

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@Kristance77

20 days

“Speared by the Trident”

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@Kristance77

6 months

I promise you, absolutely nothing Sabrina could have done tonight, what line she shot from, whether she won or lost, would have been right in the eyes of a misogynist, and that sums up being a woman 👍

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@Kristance77

1 year

do you ever think about how we used to score goals freely

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@Kristance77

1 year

Luis Rubiales flipping the script, lying about the situation, blaming Jenni and refusing to step down is textbook. It’s exactly what I would expect him to do. The question was never “would he resign” it was always “will they remove him”. Now we wait.

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@Kristance77

2 months

this is ✨ART✨ and UNCLE PARTICIPATING?! 😭

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@Kristance77

1 year

The Spanish Federation needs to remember that there is no Spanish Federation without the players. There is no WC victory without the players. There is no money, fame, power, or glory for any of them without the players. They EXIST because of the players. PROTECT THEM.

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@Kristance77

1 year

I’ll believe it when I see it

BarçaTimes

@BarcaTimes

1 year

🚨| BREAKING: Jorge Vilda will be dismissed as Spain’s manager. [ @diarioas ] #fcblive

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@Kristance77

5 months

in the words of taylor swift: a man is allowed to react - woman can only overreact.

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@whatmatters432

5 months

Caitlin Clark…🤦‍♀️ Her dad needs to jack her up after this game. She can hold every record and continues to embarrass herself on a national stage. The epitome of attitude overshadowing talent #NCAAWBB #Iowa #HolyCross

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@Kristance77

2 months

anyway, here’s the real US Soccer team, in case you forgot

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kris 🤙⚽️

@Kristance77

10 months

oh it is FAR too late for that mam

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@Kristance77

1 year

over 6 million people disagree

New York Post

@nypost

1 year

US women’s soccer team is incredibly hard to root for

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@Kristance77

6 months

I support Trinity Rodman’s rights and more importantly, I support her wrongs

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@Kristance77

1 year

mainstream media picking this up now, this is huge

Pop Base

@PopBase

1 year

Spain’s women’s football team announce they will not play another match until Spanish football president Luis Rubiales resigns, which he refuses to do. Rubiales grabbed team member Jenni Hermoso and planted a non-consensual kiss on her lips at the World Cup final.

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@Kristance77

10 months

nah, just nah

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@Kristance77

10 months

I have never seen the timeline as united as it is around absolutely hating ashlyn harris, this is historic

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@Kristance77

5 months

Alexi Lalas

@AlexiLalas

5 months

Korbin Albert has entered the game for the #USWNT . Be careful liking or reposting this. 🇺🇸⚽️

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@Kristance77

1 year

The players have each others backs because they know the media absolutely do not.

Steph Yang | Horrible Soccer Goose

@thrace

1 year

Matildas hugging sobbing Denmark players, Chloe Kelly telling the camera not to film Chiamaka Nnadozie, Kosovare Asllani saying "don't talk shit about the US women" - I think most players fundamentally understand that could be them, and losing comes for us all some day

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@Kristance77

1 year

If her right leg had been planted, that would have torn a ligament. The ref had zero control of this match.

Lupton Pitman

@LeonardTPants

1 year

Van de Donk's foul on Horan, because I couldn't find the clip anywhere else in the US

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@Kristance77

1 year

Tobin and Christen do everything BUT say his name as the problem and I commend them for that restraint 💀

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@Kristance77

2 months

and this is why I primarily avoid men’s soccer 🙂‍↕️

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@Kristance77

6 months

it’s been a while but FUCK YOU ASHLYN HARRIS

jill 💋☀️

@alikriegys

6 months

listening to that podcast……ali fr found out ashlyn filed for divorce when midge broke the news to her mid-training like midge pulled her off the field and said there’s an article out abt the divorce and ali’s response was “what divorce? what filing?” ……like excuse me WHAT

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@Kristance77

2 months

um actually ☝️

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2 months

Douglas Luiz 🇧🇷 and Alisha Lehmann 🇨🇭 have now BOTH signed for @juventus this summer ⚫️⚪️✍️ The first ever ‘couple transfer’ in football history ⚽️💘

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@Kristance77

27 days

yall said she was fallin off after the 400😭 we told yall it wasn’t her best race 🙂‍↕️

Devin Heroux

@Devin_Heroux

28 days

KATIE LEDECKY IS A BOSS She has a 25 metre lead on the rest of the field in the 1500m. Look at this. Half a pool lead. It’s her race. It’s her world. She is the greatest ever. What a pleasure to watch another world class performance.

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@Kristance77

1 year

hbd to the actual coach!

U.S. Women's National Soccer Team

@USWNT

1 year

O’Happy birthday, @kelleymohara 🎂🎉🥳

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@Kristance77

1 year

Tobin’s comment about Sonnett really got me, “i don’t think you were put into a situation to succeed, and you succeeded fucking anyway.” Like fr, we joke, but big respect because who else could have done what she did.

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@Kristance77

4 months

watching yet another 2019er announce their retirement

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@Kristance77

20 days

Naomi Girma should be top 3 Ballon d’Or, and you CANNOT change my mind.

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@Kristance77

1 year

they said “and don’t forget the pinkies”

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@Kristance77

29 days

gaydies and lentlemen, cue the national anthem 🫡

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@Kristance77

6 months

ladies and gentlemen, i give you, concacaf 🤦🏻‍♀️

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@Kristance77

1 year

its been 9 hours and I’m still laughing at Emily Sonnett essentially having a masterclass in the midfield

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@Kristance77

1 year

Jenni Hermoso was essentially sexually assaulted, live broadcasted on television, by the President of the Spanish FA. If you need more evidence of the corruption of said federation, watch and see what happens from here.

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@Kristance77

6 months

“maybe next time call me when you’re prepping for an interview instead of tobin”

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@Kristance77

10 months

lately she’s been dressing for revengeeeee 😮‍💨

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@Kristance77

7 months

ashlyn fucked up so bad that ali is considering dating men 😵‍💫

Attacking Third

@AttackingThird

7 months

“And I might be opening up to like 100% of the population, not just 50 at this time.” Tea time with Kriegs 🫖

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@Kristance77

16 days

absolute dweebs

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@Kristance77

6 months

swimmingly

U.S. Women's National Soccer Team

@USWNT

6 months

How’s everybody’s workday going? ☕️

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@Kristance77

16 days

if I send you this picture it means I’m coming to save you

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@Kristance77

1 year

there is no one to blame but @ ussoccer, they had every opportunity to replace this head coach prior to this tournament, but a ‘yes man’ was more important to them than a deep run/5th star

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@Kristance77

6 months

“They invented this tournament so they could just win another trophy” 🤚 the Gold Cup has existed since 1991, this is simply the first year Concacaf decided to implement the tournament for the women. SheBelieves? Yeah that one we made up to give ourselves a trophy.

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@Kristance77

1 year

omg we get part 2

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@Kristance77

2 months

when tf did rose and mal become the older players 😭

Alexa Philippou

@alexaphilippou

2 months

The USWNT is in the house!

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@Kristance77

10 months

Ali has more Save of the Weeks than ashlyn does WC minutes

National Women’s Soccer League

@NWSL

10 months

"It's not over yet!" 🗣️ @AliKrieger 's clutch goal line clearance wins the @DeloitteUS Impact Save of the Week!

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@Kristance77

6 months

“Alex Morgan will have to wear number 7” literally everyone:

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@Kristance77

3 months

im so dead 😭💀

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@Kristance77

1 year

the sentiment is amazing, HERE for it… but I am DYING at the calibri font on a white background, it looks like someone photoshopped a word document 😭

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@Kristance77

1 year

idk man, Germany crashing out in the groups seems like a way bigger deal than the US losing to a powerhouse Sweden in the knockouts 😌

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@Kristance77

1 year

Alex can’t play as a true 9 with Sop and Trin because like TH said, they’re not wingers who service, they want the ball at their feet. The game plan has to change to either put servers in with Alex, or use her to draw defenders and create space. Neither of which is happening.

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@Kristance77

10 months

kristie and sam went to the t&c school of “get engaged and just not acknowledge it”

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@Kristance77

10 months

HEY LOOK MA I MADE IT

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@Kristance77

2 years

no comments, no questions, just facts

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@Kristance77

5 months

“fucking socks, fucking bus, fucking club being so fucking stupid”

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@Kristance77

10 months

oh this is fucking messed up, it just keeps getting so much worse

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10 months

ashlyn harris you better fucking sleep with one eye open i'm so serious

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@Kristance77

1 year

Again, I BEG people to imagine Messi, Ronaldo, Neymar, Mbappé, and Haaland all tore their ACLs in one season and all missed the World Cup. Imagine the research, imagine the outcry. But because it’s happening to women, no one gives a flying fuck.

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@Kristance77

3 months

CHRISTEN PRESS IS JOINING TEAM TRAINING, THIS IS NOT A DRILL

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@Kristance77

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I know she feels vindicated right now

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@Kristance77

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THE USWNT ARE OLYMPIC GOLD 🥇

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@Kristance77

6 months

the uswnt haters are so back which can only mean one thing… we are so fucking back

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@Kristance77

1 year

me tomorrow when Tobin, Christen, Becky, Sam, Mal, and Abby aren’t on the roster, despite knowing fully they won’t be on the roster

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@Kristance77

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Uncle PLEASE 😭

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@Kristance77

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the first day of school pic feat. mirror tobin 🥹

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@Kristance77

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guys, I don’t know if I wanna play a Brazil with a super motivated and rested Marta 😅

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@Kristance77

3 months

Vlatko was successful when he first started because he was given a World Cup Champion team. Then his tactics started to show and we fell apart. Emma has been given a team struggling to have an identity, and in one camp has them playing footie we haven’t seen in over 3 years 🙏

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@Kristance77

5 months

Nike, we’re literally begging to buy Alyssa Naeher jerseys

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@Kristance77

10 months

how I look on the outside vs what’s happening in my brain

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@Kristance77

2 years

RIP usmnt

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@Kristance77

1 year

I mean this is just insane. At every turn, we find more proof and more evidence that he wasn’t capable of leading this team.

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@Kristance77

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it means so much to me how much all the 2019ers love each other, the 23 best friends era cannot be matched

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@Kristance77

10 months

oh we’re getting real messy now huh

Perez Hilton

@PerezHilton

10 months

MARRIED Sophia Bush Pursued MARRIED Ashlyn Harris For 'A Whole Year'?! Ali Krieger 'Has The Messages'! 🔗

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@Kristance77

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im sorry is that Stacey Abrams

Lis Schendel Misses the Pac-12

@lis_ashlee

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Deyna??

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@Kristance77

1 year

Americans 🤝 inserting themselves into other country’s disputes

Theo Lloyd-Hughes

@theolloydhughes

1 year

🇺🇸 American Tori Penso confirmed as ref for England v Australia in #FIFAWWC semifinal. It’s going to be box office.

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@Kristance77

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im tired of this grandpa

B/R Football

@brfootball

5 months

🇺🇸 vs. 🇨🇦 The SheBelieves Cup final is set ⚔️

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@Kristance77

10 months

NWSL script writers cooked with this year, I cannot lie, I mean who could have predicted Pinoe vs Ali retirement championship final

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@Kristance77

10 months

i have questions

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@Kristance77

9 months

ok forget the Netflix WC documentary, I want a camera following Emma Hayes around for the first month in Atlanta. Show me Emma at a Waffle House. Show me Emma taking MARTA. Show me Emma trying to drive in downtown traffic. Show me Emma getting yelled at ordering at The Varsity.

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@Kristance77

1 year

Tobin is right tho, Sophia and Trinity don’t play in to Alex the way she’s used to, so essentially you have forwards that are on 3 different pages. It’s no wonder we can’t finish.

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@Kristance77

7 months

us fans of two other football player podcasters who haven’t played in 2 years and also have long-term knee injuries right now:

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@Kristance77

1 year

Full time thoughts: The players deserve better than Vlatko Andonovski.

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