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@IamNiaRae I did not recognize Simone biles at all. This is a sin.

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@notcapnamerica I’m suing the hospital, my partner, that ultrasound tech, my ancestors

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@notcapnamerica My dad straight stormed out of the hospital when my little sister was born. Left shortly after. I’m the middle of 3 girls. Sad story is, he has 7 granddaughters and only one grandson: mine. And guess who cut his ass off in 2008. Haaaaaa

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@unapologhetto What is she supposed to do with her boobs I am so confused. She’s a mom. Them tig oles are gonna do what they do. I have a 10 year old boy. He knows mama said knock you out is him getting in the way when I’m vacuuming

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@notcapnamerica she better not let them sleepover

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@notcapnamerica He’s had it with their tomfoolery. Filing for full custody next week.

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@myemtv I can hear him seeing usher on the streets of New York saying “fo shizzle” and I’m nauseated

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@BadBitchCarta This us how I felt and I am rooting for T swift. Every song was remedial. The same tempo. The same small, lack of inspirational chord ranges. The same few octaves of mediocre. It was sad. And not in a “this music touches me” way.

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@_slugwife This is now my career

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3 years

@edenofnubian just Virgo placements trying to manage anxiety by controlling their environment. Nothing to see here.

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@AjaRaden @IamNiaRae She makes oppression porn but ok

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@AshleyShyMiller This son and his mama in the car doing a whole listening party I love this for us

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@dear_mortal I totally disagree. And most educated astrologers will too. If you understand the energy coming your way you can choose how to use it, how to react, when to not. Learning astrology is the mastery of free will. It’s being above the static. You have so much to learn.

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@fox13seattle My son is 2 grades behind in math. Maybe focus on that? Idk

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@BeyonceHiveNews My credit card looking at me rn

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@ryanntweets_ Where do we send the thank you cards

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@notcapnamerica we’re spiritually ran through

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@Fergyonce One at a time. One at a time. You got this.

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@angie_goodwood Michelle sent him

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@notcapnamerica That’s the alien skin suit from MIB 2

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@quinonva612 @notcapnamerica Haha just because you’re dead doesn’t mean you get to walk away from this one. I know what cemeteries to legally serve

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@Needle_of_Arya @notcapnamerica “End of his line” being quite literal. And he wanted to name me “Clarence” so you know the Lord said no sir.

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@notcapnamerica POLICE

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@notcapnamerica Because they dress like this

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@notcapnamerica Safelite furiously posting job openings

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@leylafleeur French- lundi - moon day -Monday Mardi - Mars Day -Tuesday Vendredi - Venus Day -wed Jeudi -Jupiter Day -Thursday Vendredi - venus Day -friday Samedi- Saturn Day - sat

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@AstroByMax Easier to see it in French Lundi Mardi Mercredi Jeudi Vendredi Samedi

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@notcapnamerica Pork shoulder. Sauté until brown. Half oj half enchilada sauce. Salt, pepper, cumin, oregano, lil cinnamon. 50 min high Drain and serve tacos with white onion, lime, and cilantro Everyone who eats this takes the recipe home and pork shoulder goes on sale all the time.

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@popphits @notcapnamerica She deserved it

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@SparkylaCroix @notcapnamerica I will never stop thinking about this case.

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@hoodopulence I’m so sorry. Congrats on your bag of bok choi instead of cilantro

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@notcapnamerica LinkedIn has so much potential to be entertaining. I’d log on for this.

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@joeymonda @carlosgzz03 This was released as a single in 2017? Um.

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@barb_sl @notcapnamerica Thank you. Much love to the good men in my life like my stepdad for 25 years. I appreciate and love you

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@notcapnamerica She thinks she’s Beyoncé apparently

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@angelstar2 @TheReclaimed Well she did make sure there was a lock and chain on her neck smh

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@WhoaShitsCrazy @notcapnamerica I’m so sorry sweetie

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@beyoncepress We do not ask the British their opinion on country music. End.

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@notcapnamerica Why did chik fil a do a lot of things they’re lucky that food is good

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@PapiTaco7 @unapologhetto Society at large hopes you have a low sperm count

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@altheron3 @Dragharder Wonder where she got the idea

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@dear_mortal So you just let shit happen and say Oh My God saturn made me do it?

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@B2YASSMINE Doja put on a wayfair faux fur rug and Beyoncé reclaimed a centuries old art form.

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@paulg Eh hm. As a long time tech recruiter, everyone picks people who mirror themselves. So yeah. They discriminate. Every time. Look at we work bro getting MORE funding Oh My God

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@notcapnamerica Never met my kid. Awe

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@michelle_byoung It’s in perfect English I don’t see the problem

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@legendisarmani @Bornakang That is a sundress that is modest. Her body shape is not her fault. No cleavage no mini skirt. What is she supposed to wear?

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@notcapnamerica walking in to the ultrasound vs. leaving the ultrasound

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@AmirahWahdi @IamNiaRae This picture is why her husband thinks he’s the prize I stg

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@dear_mortal I mean it’s a really funny movie idea

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@beyoncepress One of Beyoncés biggest fans, Kim kardashian posted photos with Beyoncé’s face.

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@MediumSizeMeech Stahhhp i spit coffee through my nose

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@notcapnamerica Didn’t even need to look. The hair was enough.

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@JB_Durham80 Maybe shut your mouth unless you’re in your church where people wanna hear you.

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@AGalal01 But the Russians are fighting the Nazis in Ukraine to protect the Zionists You ok?

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@notcapnamerica the black people are attending class so they can graduate with honors and and *fingers crossed* one day become DEI hires

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@IamNiaRae Why did AL photograph viola in the middle of her IUD insertion

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@notcapnamerica @nytimes Ah man that nosejob and ozempic just for a 11am news max spot

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@daviddavidson70 @feelingsplain That’s a tassel

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@arikbeyhive Lesbians are going to give you your flowers

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@KING5Seattle We are repealing the most expensive gas in the nation and this will get broad bipartisan support.

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@bird4congress @TheNeedling Honey. This is free advertising introducing you to humor loving Seattleites like me. You could have done something so fun here. Blown. Opportunity. Mr bitter mcbitterpants. Boooooo

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@Laughin_Man Hahhahaaaa

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@AliannaLeilani @notcapnamerica Those mattresses are traitors

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@LiviSymone That kinda confidence. How she got down and whispered it in our ears? Shttt I would rather be 60 year old her than 41 year old me

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@soren_iverson @elonmusk Desperate much?

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@yungdesperad0 No. That’s not it. Totes wrong. This is the mid point. The slow pivot toward the end which will come in October when the last of these nodal eclipses in Aries and libra are over. Eclipses are cycles of 3, each with one lunar and one solar. This is just part 2 of 3.

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@mountbellyache You did not I am screaming

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@mzdoubleg @notcapnamerica You got to give him credit, he did hit up that prison law library.

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@notcapnamerica @1980Bvchi Milk.

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@sagistarbb Maybe not lol? I’m an astrologer but I don’t find this funny

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@B7Album This man is

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@VoteDarkBrandon @ProjectLincoln Hahahhaa

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@TMcgibblets @notcapnamerica

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@MedicTrommasher Do you guys not understand original pane windows?

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@beyoncegarden How much to ride the train to the end

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@astropriestesss @witchdctralex Ma’am it’s opposing Neptune, Saturn, & mercury. It’s the perfect time to lower your expectations. Lol.

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@dear_mortal @balefulrays I an coming into this with respect and curiosity. What about astrology is “not” woo woo to you?

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@oneskyastro In addition to the massive un-churching of society, it’s a cyclical trend.

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@notcapnamerica That ding a ling was dang ga laangin

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@HarveyUnl81715 @notcapnamerica You know he’s got the money. That gold collar? He’s taking her and they are leaving the county.

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@MWhiteKnight11 @notcapnamerica It’s not loneliness if you don’t miss a man it’s Peace.

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@WhoaShitsCrazy @notcapnamerica Escaping narcissism is the hardest thing to do. I have complex ptsd from my dad and it effects every part of my life. What you did for your peace is worth it.

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@10DogMom @notcapnamerica He was and my son will be a good man without him in his life. He did his best but the restraining order holds. 🔫 Amen to all my all girl families.

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@michelle_byoung I’m betting that is Japanese silk

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@LaModeUnknown It’s giving thigh chafe

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@oneskyastro Capricorn: tangible Saturnian structures (banks, courts, institutes of education) Aquarius: societal Saturnian structures (hierarchies, race, education, class) It’s same saturn, just dealing with earth stuff then air stuff.

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@LiamSofias @astrospeccion “What’s your sign?” “My chart ruler is Jupiter. My Huber age point is 3rd decan Virgo. My profection year is Mercury ruled in Gemini.”

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@notcapnamerica Who didn’t learn to type from headmistress beacon?

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@oldschoolastro Marry a Sagittarius

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@ToniatNight @fandium14 @unapologhetto Straight men have so many options. For example, they can all get on a bus and drive off a cliff.

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@astropriestesss @witchdctralex I cannot wait for Neptune to leave Pisces Virgo placements deserve reparations

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@lovechazelle The Oscars want to see more hotdog fingers apparently

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@ibeezsolo @SydDivineTarot I don’t understand this at all. lol, one Saturn ruled sign to the next…yay?

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@notcapnamerica Mine is just as upsetting but in a much funnier way

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@poetastrologers Get a text back next Tuesday

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@MissedtheFence @notcapnamerica The kids will be ok. I see you and much love to you

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@moonsentinelxv Aquarius is a reflective sign. Aquarius is ganymede. A human slave kidnapped by zeus and turned immortal. He pours water for the gods yet cannot drink. He also cannot die. The future is of no importance. It’s a loop.

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@lettersfromjuno I’d guess he’s a sag rising with sun in Taurus in the 6th?

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@pascallaliberte @TweetsOfSumit But you’re ok with them partnering with @openai on Siri? Bruh

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