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marc

@feelingsplain

1 year

The 1975: Live at Gorilla for @WarChildUK @the1975 @thisisgorilla more on my instagram: 1/4

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marc

@feelingsplain

29 days

just had to intervene in some fella battering his girlfriend in a tent, which is obviously awful, but the most chilling thing about it was his mate sat outside the tent smoking a cig and he didn't move a muscle or say a word the entire time. honestly can't stop thinking about him

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marc

@feelingsplain

1 year

he's here in 10 minutes what do i do

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@feelingsplain

10 months

this country is a fucking shithole but i am so fiercely patriotic about our plugs man. greatest in the world

Gunther Fehlinger-Jahn

@GunterFehlinger

10 months

I call to UK 🇬🇧 join the global - European standards for plugs 🔌 Makes sense - it is not a ideological issue - just common sense …

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@feelingsplain

5 months

not really kept up with this whole conspiracy theory, but this photo is SOO DODGY two of their hands look very weird as if they're AI generated, and the girls arm has 100% been photoshopped and her skirt also looks weird as fuck as well?

The Prince and Princess of Wales

@KensingtonRoyal

5 months

Thank you for your kind wishes and continued support over the last two months. Wishing everyone a Happy Mother's Day. C 📸 The Prince of Wales, 2024

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@feelingsplain

5 months

Stephen Bartlett getting humbled is so deeply pleasing to me I've watched this like 5 times on TikTok today. Can't put my finger on it but there's something so smug and offputting about him

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@bookofzu

5 months

She gagged him good. Who tf does he think is? Let’s calm down diary of a bludclart ceo.

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@feelingsplain

1 year

UPDATE: Soundest labourer I've ever had in a gaff. I was intending on saying "bye love you" as he was leaving as a joke, but he fucking said it first ahahahaha legend

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marc

@feelingsplain

2 months

bouncer called me insecure on my way into the pub: no problem, he's a freak, let me just drink my pint. i call him the same on my way out: fuming, shouting, offering me a scrap in the street. extermin**e all bouncers now.

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marc

@feelingsplain

1 year

today's the day.

marc

@feelingsplain

1 year

refreshing Beyoncé's insta 5 times a day waiting for her bio to say Sunderland

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@feelingsplain

7 months

the fact you've had to mute the video to hide that there's sirens blaring from the truck he chose to ride himself into is all the proof you need to know the driver wasn't at fault here lmao

Billy Meredith

@BillyMeredithMU

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The driver of the Fire Engine should be fired & sent to jail. He should also have everything he owned given to a charity for Cyclists. [ @theJeremyVine ]

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marc

@feelingsplain

2 years

got her ass

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marc

@feelingsplain

3 years

can't believe this part of the pandemic was actual real

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marc

@feelingsplain

3 years

spotify wrapped doesnt rlly work for ppl with obsessive personalities bc u listen to one album for two weeks straight on a loop and then never touch it again and spotify is like okay this is clearly ur only music taste

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marc

@feelingsplain

29 days

need them both to *** in an extremely painful fashion immediately

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marc

@feelingsplain

3 years

this Tinder business is a piece of cake

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marc

@feelingsplain

10 months

i'm in fucking tears man what an absolute peach of a strike

Sophie Corcoran

@sophielouisecc

10 months

‘Your not a footballer’ I played in the FA womens national league for the original Leyton Orient women and play in the FA Womens super series for Futsal Not my fault if you were picked last in PE every week and are bitter - thank you

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marc

@feelingsplain

7 months

actually feel physically sad having read this, imagine pulling your own family up for no having enough being spent on you. bless her man

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marc

@feelingsplain

1 year

oh does he aye?

Lee Anderson MP

@LeeAndersonMP_

1 year

My Alfie says..... 'Vote Conservative today and take your ID'. Grrrrrr

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marc

@feelingsplain

1 year

it isn't spoken about enough how frustrating it is trying to buy food as someone that lives alone btw. like what do you mean the hot dog buns only come in a 6 pack but will go stale within 2 days just let me buy enough food for one persons dinner

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marc

@feelingsplain

1 year

gonny wait 4 weeks then smash the fuck out my plug sockets so he has to come back again i think

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marc

@feelingsplain

1 year

this wimbledon final is incredible viewing man

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marc

@feelingsplain

1 year

Harry Styles did pal 👍

mari

@harrymoonlight

1 year

Wonder is there’s someone that went to every single show

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marc

@feelingsplain

3 years

it's nearly that time again troops

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marc

@feelingsplain

2 months

as much as I love the Co-Op Live lore, her being arrested for trying to carry weed through an airport could not be further outside of the arena's control. this is entirely Nicki's fault for being a fucking idiot and costing her fans a fortune in the process

Alicia Lea 🐢

@alibali123

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The Co-op live cancelled NIcki Minaj

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marc

@feelingsplain

1 year

just remembered this exists so i would like to share the greatest conversation that ever took place with the timeline

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marc

@feelingsplain

6 months

there's 0 defending this but I'm excited to see how her fans try to anyway

Taylor Swift Jets (Tracking)

@SwiftJetNextDay

6 months

Flew from Cahokia/St Louis, Illinois, US to St Louis, Missouri, US 24 hours ago. Apx. flt. time 13 Mins.

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marc

@feelingsplain

1 year

that Government alert was well weird man

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marc

@feelingsplain

29 days

@0de2V1ceroy thankfully not much I had to do, my girlfriend ran n got security as i was opening the tent and they were over very quickly. another lad nearby came over as soon as i told him what was happening too so felt relatively safe to get involved

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marc

@feelingsplain

1 year

you are probably right in saying that most lads couldn't be arsed about a gender reveal party but if you're seriously more fussed about what your mates think than what the mother of your kid wants then you're a proper loser 👍

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marc

@feelingsplain

5 months

we are literally and sonically picking up exactly where Trench left off :))))

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marc

@feelingsplain

1 year

wee reminder to always leave a good review if you get good service troops, been on the receiving end of it when i worked in customer service many a time and it goes a long way 👍

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marc

@feelingsplain

1 year

we used to be a country. a fucking country.

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marc

@feelingsplain

3 months

none of this would've been happening if it was called Big Tesco Live by the way. that's a supermarket you can depend on

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marc

@feelingsplain

7 months

Harem you fucking legend

marc

@feelingsplain

7 months

left PS4 remote at Anna's. can't be fucked driving 40 mins there n back to pick it up. just ordered an Uber for a single controller and 0 passengers. can't tell if I'm the laziest bastard alive or a fucking genius

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marc

@feelingsplain

1 year

do you ever see yourself in someone's Twitter circle and just wonder how on earth you made the cut

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marc

@feelingsplain

29 days

@zoogyziggy it was getting a bit heated between me and the guy so we decided to leave and let security do their job. sadly she was saying things were fine and it was just an argument so not sure how things could've ended up afterwards. hopefully she accepts a bit of help from them if offered

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marc

@feelingsplain

1 year

had to mute about 10 people today because they were tweeting too much shite without being funny. we're on rations now and if you aren't making me laugh i will be showing no mercy. let this be a warning to the rest of you

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marc

@feelingsplain

7 months

makes me laugh how every service station just has a little casino inside. who is driving for multiple hours and deciding halfway through they need to have a break to go on the slots

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marc

@feelingsplain

1 year

what a development

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marc

@feelingsplain

2 months

offering me a scrap (but yet never letting his feet leave the property while i'm telling him to step out), calling me a dead man, the lot ahahaha Southside Tequila Bar, tell your bouncer he's a gimp n to DM me x

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marc

@feelingsplain

1 month

ah i see it is once again time to tap the sign

Adam Nenne

@AdamNenne

1 month

Looking forward to seeing Blink 182 in August but this is disappointing to see. Don’t need to be a huge fan, just need to be rich! There must be a better way to do this on a more equitable level that favors the fandom over the almighty dollar.

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marc

@feelingsplain

10 months

fucking weirdo if you're giving these lot abuse, they're just regular people trying to put food on the table and their merch is actually affordable for most instead of it being £80 for a hoodie. wee ginger one absolutely shit herself when she turned round as well ahahahah

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marc

@feelingsplain

10 months

£93 is: • 1 months electricity • 3 months water • 5 months broadband • 2 weeks worth of food • (for me) a months worth of petrol • 3/4 months of a mobile contract and 15 year old stan accounts are acting like this is a justified price for a gig ticket 🤣🤣 the games gone

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marc

@feelingsplain

1 year

i hope when the ice caps melt Britain sinks first

Politics UK

@PolitlcsUK

1 year

🚨 | NEW: For the first time in HISTORY, millions across the country will be asked to make their promise to the King by saying the following out loud: “I swear that I will pay true allegiance to Your Majesty, and to your heirs and successors according to law. So help me God.”

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marc

@feelingsplain

3 years

he's just like me

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marc

@feelingsplain

2 months

so i wait until i'm leaving and say "good luck with all the girls you're going to talk to tonight, you insecure fella" and lad. when i tell you i've never seen a guy burst his bubble like that i mean it

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marc

@feelingsplain

1 year

fair play to Mae Muller for perfectly capturing what it's like to live in the UK because that was fucking shite

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marc

@feelingsplain

8 months

a small Scottish* company

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@historyinmemes

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A small British company in 1997 creating a game called Grand Theft Auto

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marc

@feelingsplain

3 years

big roll of cling film costs like 50p, no excuse for clubs to not start offering this if someone asks for it

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marc

@feelingsplain

1 year

genuinely don't know how anyone who even mildly likes football isn't aware of this by now, BT haven't shut up about it for about 3 months

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marc

@feelingsplain

1 year

ye birds fighting with the H&M checkout staff at 6am over Matty Healy

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marc

@feelingsplain

10 months

there's genuinely no app like Twitter man where else would you have someone who is infamous for being a huge bigot suddenly turn round and reveal she's a baller. what a website

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marc

@feelingsplain

3 years

i'm in tears lad

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marc

@feelingsplain

8 months

sad to hear about M&S burning down in February

STV News

@STVNews

8 months

BREAKING | Plan to demolish Sauchiehall Street M&S building rejected.

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@feelingsplain

8 months

why do you acc need a degree in maths to work out which of the 40 different offers Dominos has on will end up making your order the cheapest

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marc

@feelingsplain

1 year

ahahahahah lad what's Mr Clarkson doin on wakey wines tiktok then

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marc

@feelingsplain

5 months

i would like to apologise to my friends, family and followers for the person that I am about to become

discord clique

@DiscordClique

5 months

The band has updated their album art on both Apple Music and Youtube to include red tape covering any eyes.

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marc

@feelingsplain

1 year

i'll need to i'll get to live through experience the two different death of coronations two monarchs

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@deak____

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Why are people calling the coronation a once in a lifetime event? Not remotely true, we'll see william crowned king in 20 years max and there's loads of people who were around for the queens coronation?

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@feelingsplain

1 year

Sean Kingston replying to insta stories:

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@feelingsplain

1 year

she said this because on holiday i found a nice rock on the beach and gave it to her. it's that easy fellas

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marc

@feelingsplain

2 months

for context: on the way in everyone in front of me was getting heavily grilled my missus got ID'd first, with an old photo of her on her ID. bouncer told her she looked better brunette as in her ID i said "woah woah that's my missus you're on about" in a joking manner

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@feelingsplain

1 year

Rick Astley x Blossoms performing The Smiths was defos an idea conceived in a kitchen at 3am wasn't it. no sober man is coming up with that one out of nowhere

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@feelingsplain

2 months

he replied by saying "what are you an insecure guy? i talk to loads of girls every night don't worry" (not sure asking students their star sign counts tbf but whatever) he then gets back to business, and then pauses again and reminds me he talks to "loads of girls every night"

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marc

@feelingsplain

3 years

every girl that uses their laptop to watch TV is a stunner it's just the law

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marc

@feelingsplain

3 years

Since Big Ben last chimed in August 2017, the Trussell Trust have handed out 6,840,127 emergency food parcels to people living in poverty.

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@feelingsplain

4 months

Saturday Night Takeaway in 2024

Kieran 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@kieran_ashton1

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Have not watched Ant and Dec’s Saturday night takeaway properly in at least 10 years. Is this how grown adults with no life spend their Saturday night????

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7 months

200 grand at age 16. Christ on a bike.

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2 years

"Granny!!! I got the job!!! And they're paying what I a-" [GUNSHOTS]

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10 months

@aamykingg so much safer than others as well. whoever made them went tf off

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1 year

nothing great about britain

Politics UK

@PolitlcsUK

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🚨 | NEW: Taxpayers will pay £8m for schools, police stations and councils to receive a FREE portrait of King Charles to hang up

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@feelingsplain

3 months

Olympics proper fell off bad didn't they. who even gives a fuck about it nowadays

The Olympic Games

@Olympics

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Closer and closer! Only 100 days to go until #Paris2024 , and we're more excited every day! @Paris2024 | #Paris2024

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3 years

"Right okay so why don't we have a concert where" *rolls dice* "Blossoms will team up with" *throws dart* "Rick Astley and they'll do a bunch of covers of" *spins wheel* "The Smiths songs?"

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@feelingsplain

5 months

another little inconsistency i've noticed - the pattern does not line up on one of the boys left sleeve. on his chest, the central diamonds connect with a straight line, but on his sleeve they don't

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@feelingsplain

8 months

mad that if Wrapped existed in 2012 so many peoples insta stories would've just looked like this

Blue Aloud

@aloudblue

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Someone from my high school put their Spotify wrapped on their Instagram story and it's sending me

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6 months

@PaulStuartx init, must be impossible living in America without a car. every big city designed to be unwalkable cos they all drive about in fucking monster trucks

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@feelingsplain

1 year

this is unironically how any British person over the age of 50 responds when they are proven to be wrong

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This is the shit that keeps me addicted to Twitter.

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@feelingsplain

3 months

this is how every ticketmaster page needs to start looking until prices start getting reasonable again btw. vote with your wallets

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@aaliyahhevans

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i was curious to see how much billie had managed to sell because of the ticket prices and LOOK 💀

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@feelingsplain

1 year

gettin one a these in your packed lunch acc used to make it feel like a Michelin Star-level meal. serious scran

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@Lukedutchh

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Who discontinued these own up now

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7 months

goodbye goodbye goodbye you were bigger than the whole night sky

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@feelingsplain

7 months

important to remember that he's younger today than the Hillsborough Disaster was on the day he was born. still not a good look but maybe take a minute before throwing abuse at a 16 year old who probs doesn't fully understand what he's really holding up

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@joshpearson180

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Hang it in the Louvre 🤌🏼

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8 months

i know the plan all along was for Nigel to go on there to help his image but his PR people must be wanking themselves silly right now. acc got the biggest muppet in there trying to argue with him n he's wrapped her in knots without even stuttering for a second

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@benonwine

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Nella is the literal definition of an uneducated, entitled idiot. I fear for her generation they will struggle

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1 year

if they changed the warning on the packaging from "Nicotine is a very addictive substance" to "Phillip Schofield also vapes btw" i would have never ever bought one and i stand by that

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Phillip Schofield using a disposable vape literally during a BBC News interview feels like its own separate watershed moment

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@feelingsplain

1 year

before a cook this spaghetti is this like that golden walkers crisp where i've just won £10k or what cos what tf is that

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"it's not the dog it's the owner" is such a silly argument to the whole XL Bully debate uno. ye there's some well behaved Bullies but if ye give a bad owner a poodle instead of an XL, you end up with maybe a wee bite on your ankle instead of being mauled to death. ban them 👍

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1 year

some lad at the pool tried to fire into Anna by asking her if she wanted to borrow his lilo is this a reasonable enough excuse to kick his cunt in? Anna says it's not nice cos he's only seven but i don't see how that's relevant personally

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venue so bad the tweet aged badly in less than 4 minutes

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@feelingsplain

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all prepped for Olivia Rodrigo on Friday, soooo excited it's going to be amazing 💖💕

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1 year

cannot believe i've just walked 20 minutes to buy milk thinking a was going to a shop when it's acc just a pub called The Corner Shop. fuck sakes

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"There was a wonderful structure to the city that put my cares to rest." that same line is repeated at the start of Redecorate too but what does it meaannnnnn

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@feelingsplain

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the Lane Boy sample at the very end what the fuckkkkkkkk

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1 year

me and gorgeous out in the old town. €4 for a double vodka. this is the price for a taxi home. i am never returning to Manchester you can't make me

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1 year

@chrispacketabc my landlords name is Nick so that would've been the name he had since he booked it. I read the text wrong and thought he said "Hi it's Nick"

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1 year

this is reasonable - and actually encouraged - behaviour

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the buyer rly thought she ate with this one

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this was actually the undisputed lineup on TV back in the day you know. absolutely top drawer. RIP Paul O'Grady the streets won't forget you King x

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also, why are MPs even allowed to abstain from voting? it's literally what they're elected to do. just do your fucking job lad

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8 months

nah her influence is crazzzzyyyy 🥶

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7 months

left PS4 remote at Anna's. can't be fucked driving 40 mins there n back to pick it up. just ordered an Uber for a single controller and 0 passengers. can't tell if I'm the laziest bastard alive or a fucking genius

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1 year

having a girlfriend is so sick because yes she is really sexy but she is also a big weirdo

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9 months

the guy recording is a huge knob who was making fun of the other fella and this was never funny. i'll die on this hill

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Thought I’d bring this one back seeing as it’s nearly Halloween

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mark my words, within the first few months of it opening (whenever that ends up being), someone will end up being seriously injured at Co-Op Live because the construction/cabling was rushed and ended up being done to a poor standard. whole place is an absolute shambles man

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1 year

we're normalising £100+ concert tickets now the music industry is finished

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how much do you expect them to be?? move on man long gone are the times of getting a concert ticket for £20

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Elton John really is one of the last few remaining proper stars isn't he. yer Harry Styles, yer Taylor Swifts, they're big acts but you'll never see them pulling in crowds lit this in their 70s. shame we probably won't see many artists with such influence like this again

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