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host of @astrodeathmatch . website is linked below where you can book readings, buy my talismans, and submit your chart for use in the ASTRO QUIZ, posted weekly

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Joined March 2023
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alex harper ☉
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Thank you for playing, everyone! Chart A belongs to legendary poker player Phil I've. Chart B belongs to Roy Sullivan, who was struck by lightning 7 times. I normally type out an explanation, but I am hard pressed for time this week, so I will link some great example answers
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ASTRO QUIZ #50 LUCKY Here's two people's charts. Who is more lucky? One of these people is notoriously lucky, winning millions of dollars gambling. The other is absurdly unlucky, getting injured in unlikely ways several times. Vote in the poll 👇 Sidereal charts in replies
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alex harper ☉
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They can see that the child's soul and ether body are not yet entirely contained within the physical body. This happens gradually over the first ~5 years of life.
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Confused about astrology? Hope this clears things up.
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Alice In Wonderland is full of occult concepts; the book itself is a spell.
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Does your city have a river running through it? If so, there's probably a lot more occult activity near you than you may suspect.
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good morning tag urself
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RIP to my grandma. She was a real one. At the end, she kept waking up worried about dying bc she didn't want to abandon Chester. So I took him home with me. Around 10pm, Chester went into the center of the zodiac rug and sat there for several minutes, completely still.
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Libra risings and libra suns really are so different
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alex harper ☉
6 months
Thinking you can avoid the effects of an eclipse by hiding from it in your house is lol.
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alex harper ☉
6 months
Eclipse szn is here. Everything is hyper-trippy, the veil is thin, and karmas are coming due. Strap in.
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alex harper ☉
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I know synastry and composite are everyone's favorite relationship astro tools but I've been able to predict fights and breakups like nobody's business from the inception chart for the relationship. Starting to become convinced it's the best chart to use.
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People with a strong venus are spoiled, pampered little bitches
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🔱 Empress Atlantis 🔱
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Whats an opinion on Venus that will have you like this ?
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Every time I meet someone irl that's "into astrology"
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Getting your crush's chart and then deliberately not looking at the synastry, just to feel something
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alex harper ☉
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Capricorn and Scorpio moons are great bc they allow penetrating insight into one's self and others, as well as support intuition and psychic ability. The normal function of the moon is inverted in these signs which makes for interesting and unusual people.
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☾ 𝐋𝐨𝐚𝐢𝐳𝐚
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6 - ego death 7 - astrology helped me reconcile my relationship with life
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Story time: This is the story of how I used my psychic sensitivity to discover a nazi torture chamber in the basement of a house listed for sale. Yeah, you read that sentence correctly. YES, there are pictures of the torture chamber. Strap in. 🧵
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INTERMEDIATE ASTROLOGY STUDENT TIP Do you feel like you have a basic grasp on the planets, signs, houses, and aspects? Are you wondering what to study next and how to keep improving? This post is for you then. This is the method I used to teach myself astrology that I feel
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Gemini: eh it's good enough Virgo: we have to make this better Sagittarius: it's already great! Pisces: it will never be good enough 😭
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It's so obv Mercury is completely f*cked rn lol whaaaaat is going onnn
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alex harper ☉
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who else in the wandering era
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The Notorious J.O.V.
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Synastry tip: if you wanna make sure the relationship blows up in dramatic fashion but you both still think about each other 10 years later make sure that each of your mars' are conjunct each other's suns'
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Holy shit that triple conjunction of the sun, mars, and venus at 17 degrees capricorn in january 2026 seems like it's going to be lit
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alex harper ☉
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good morning
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alex harper ☉
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We need justice for virgo risings it's just not fair
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alex harper ☉
7 months
Venus and Mars definitely definitely conjuncted last night 😏
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it's aries season bitch
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alex harper ☉
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Reading the article, I've happened upon a major flaw in the design: "and the other four are "decoy" charts that were generated based on random dates, times, and locations. The astrologer's task is to predict which one of the five charts is the person's real chart." Thread 🧵
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Does astrology work? We tested the ability of 152 astrologers to see if they could demonstrate genuine astrological skill. Here is how the study was designed and what we found (including a result that really surprised me): 🧵
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alex harper ☉
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She is correct, but 27 is the 2nd nodal opposition which is usually more eventful and dramatic than the saturn return anyway
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Astrology has so badly been lost in translation online that new clients will equate being 27 to having a Saturn return because of TikTok + come to me saying “girl saturn has me going through it 😭😭😭” and i have the unfortunate task of informing them it didn’t even start yet lol
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Benefic and malefic are not equivalent to good and evil. It is about creation and destruction. Removing weeds from the garden is a malefic act, and yet vital for your crops to flourish.
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Google review of the whole foods in my city
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alex harper ☉
3 months
Magic pro tip: enchant your favorite items to make them impossible to lose. This way, if you are seperated from the item, even super intoxicated people at 2am will come up to you with it and ask you, "Is this yours?"
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The normal function of the male endocrine system impedes psychic flow. This is why the few men that *are* psychic are really, *really* fucking good, because of the hurdle that must be overcome initially. Thread 🧵
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Does anyone know why almost no men are psychic?
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alex harper ☉
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Planets as drugs Moon - weed Mercury - inhalants, xanax Venus - wine Sun - shots Mars - cocaine, meth, etc Jupiter - acid, mushrooms Saturn - heroin, fent, etc
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alex harper ☉
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Just sayin if his mars is conjunct your venus you're about to feel it in yr guts
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alex harper ☉
8 months
Does anyone else feel like using a tarot card generator on your phone pulls harder hitting cards than your deck at home?
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alex harper ☉
4 months
Pisces Mars is the best placement in astrology
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Whats an opinion on Mars that will have you like this ?
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alex harper ☉
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Hard Saturn transits (squares, oppositions, conjunctions) to your angles (ascendant, midheaven, etc) and your lights (sun, moon) are going to be more harsh and uncomfortable than your Saturn return.
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What’s an opinion on Saturn Returns that will have you like this ?
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alex harper ☉
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My Catholic family stopped criticizing my use of astrology once I showed them the zodiac in Chatres cathedral lol
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#piscesseason #pisces #chartres cathedral, France. Zodiac signs are everywhere ♓️🐟
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Now, eighteen and a half years since I first rescued him, we are reunited. Another interesting point is that all three events (the squirrel, Chester, getting him back) correspond with a mercury rx station in a fire sign, making close aspect to a natal placement of mine.
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POV: Your date with Mars in Cancer has arrived
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alex harper ☉
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Sometimes, the five of cups means "stop pulling cards and believe in yourself damn it"
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alex harper ☉
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There are few sights more pathetic and depressing than a Capricorn who has given up.
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alex harper ☉
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Angry Trump supporter calls into Astro Live to complain that astrology turned his son GAY
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Synastry tip: If you want a partner that's going to completely drain you financially, find someone whose stellium is in your 2h!
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alex harper ☉
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My grandma was a real one. She was a free-love type hippie in her youth. Always had crystals and flowers. Loved astrology. Even bought me solar fire for Christmas one year after she found out I liked astro. Love you, grandma. Don't worry about Chester. He will be loved.
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@inyouyasha Well I mean the most obvious one is libra sun's melancholic energy vs the rising is closer to that energy of initiation emblematic of cardinal signs. Rising deals with the tension between self and others in relationships in a more active way.
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The Moon wants you to whisper to her, Mars wants you to shout. Saturn wants you to speak with solemn grandiosity, Jupiter likes sincere bombast. Mercury wants you to say it quickly and deftly, and Venus wants a poem. The Sun acts like he can't hear you, but loves the attn.
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I felt my grandma pass. Then get a message from my mother a few minutes later. I wanted to be there, but everyone told me this was the best thing I could have done. Yesterday, I saw an ancestor spirit holding her in her deathbed. She had red hair just like mom and gma.
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That's a really cute cancer stellium you've got there, would be a shame if Mars absolutely wrecked it during his retrograde this winter.
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When someone says "that's karmic" as in "that's a karmic relationship" or "that's a karmic event" My response is: "What isn't karmic?"
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alex harper ☉
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Spent an hour trying to open a car door with a coat hanger then realized, why not do magic? I recited the orphic hymns to Saturn and Mercury mentally (Saturn rules locks, Mercury rules keys, according to Agrippa) and within a minute the car was open.
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alex harper ☉
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The leg that has my talismanic saturn tattoo seems to attract misfortune lol.
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alex harper ☉
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This is going to trigger the backlash against astrology / new age spirituality that many ppl have predicted with Saturn in Pisces / Jupiter in Gemini
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This is a hard pass. They’re already making a documentary about this? I would never want my name or energy connected to that mess.
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alex harper ☉
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Christ can Mars pls change signs already AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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alex harper ☉
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Saturn: stations direct Chris Brennan:
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alex harper ☉
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Taurus: I love you Leo: Me too Scorpio: I hate both of you Aquarius: *eyes start glowing red*
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Many people who only deal with those from sheltered backgrounds discount the raw power of that first Saturn opposition and nodal return between ages 15-19. For some, the responsibilities we'd normally associate with a Saturn return are thrust upon them then. 1/
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instead of trying to make the malefics out to be secret benefics, why don't u just admit being bad is fun?
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The opposition is the most powerful aspect in astrology. It's like a bazooka -- unweildy but lots of firepower.
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Can you feel how everyone is on edge rn? People outside astrotwit are talking about how they think something big is about to happen. Feels sort of like when the animals start to gtfo of the forest before the volcano erupts. Eyes on that ♉️ 🌓 to light the fuse on the ♒️ 💣
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Scorpio rising w/o pluto in the first house vs scorpio rising w/ pluto in the first house
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alex harper ☉
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the most common question i get about my job as a lawyer is "how can you represent these horrible people, murderers and rapists?" my response is that if you only desire to help the "good people" then you're not /really/ a humanitarian. there, but for the grace of god, go I.
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alex harper ☉
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When you show someone your chart and they say some shit like "oh ok this makes so much sense now"
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alex harper ☉
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@_pure_444 Personally, I like what Rudolf Steiner has to say, and he talks a lot about the spiritual anatomy of humans in Outline of Esoteric Science. How to Know Higher Worlds is also great; that book is basically a spell to open your third eye.
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Thank you for playing everyone! The correct answer is that Chart A is the Rapist and Chart B is the celibate monk. I see the majority got this one right - you guys did good. We are dealing with serious subject matter here, so this explanation is going to be longer than usual.
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ASTRO QUIZ #48 RAPIST VS CELIBATE Two charts - One of these people is a convicted child rapist, the other is a monk that has sworn an oath of celibacy. Who has their lust under control and who is a sex criminal? Think you know? Poll below 👇
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More and more this year feels like your last chance to kiss the old world goodbye. Buckle up, things are about to get weirder than ever. I'm cutting dead weight loose and diving headfirst. See you on the other side.
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alex harper ☉
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Do you know how good of a marksman you have to be to graze and ear and not hit someone's head? Definitely not staged imo, that's insane.
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Idk who needs to hear this but lawyers, financial people, salesmen, etc are all superstitious. Nearly as much as baseball players. If you work in an office, you might find many of your coworkers will want readings from you. Put yrself out there!
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People who generate their own ideas, even if the ideas are bad, deserve infinitely more respect than those that merely critique.
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alex harper ☉
8 months
Announcing ASTROLOGY DEATHMATCH, where two astrologers go head-to-head and compete to answer questions like those in the weekly ASTRO QUIZ. The winner receives a talisman made by yours truly. The first two contestants are @alchemic_mind and @stellarstrology More details soon!
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Good morning
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alex harper ☉
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ASTRO QUIZ #12 Two charts - one is a soldier, one is a stripper. Who is who? Poll below. Additional info: soldier comes from privileged background, was an officer, saw combat, but did not die in battle. Stripper comes from lower class background and is a single mother.
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alex harper ☉
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I don't normally ask for anything from my followers but if anyone sees this and can say a prayer for my grandmother pls do so. She may die very soon, having heart surgery in a.m. I am worried for my mom, she is really upset. I am having to call off work and drive back home now.
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ASTRO QUIZ #35 PHOTOGRAPHER VS PORNOGRAPHER One of these charts belongs to a photographer, the other person is an Only Fans star. Who is taking pictures and who is getting their picture taken? 😳 Think you know? Poll below. 👇 Sidereal charts below the poll.
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Thank you for playing everyone! The correct answer is that Chart A is a murder and Chart B is sex. I am surprised that this was so close. Let's break down these two charts. To keep this simple, we will stick with WSH charts. 🧵👇
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ASTRO QUIZ #21 SEX AND DEATH Death is consistently the most requested quiz topic. And everyone loves talking about sex. Who am I to deny the ppl what they want? Two moments in time. One chart is an orgasm, the other is a murder. Which is which? Think you know? Poll below 👇
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alex harper ☉
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You level up in electional astrology once you stop just looking for an auspicious time to act and start asking yourself what viable actions you can take now that are supported by the current transiting planetary configurations.
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alex harper ☉
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Tens of thousands, if not hundreds of thousands of normies are about to get astropilled. Don't be jealous of the success of others. Instead, think about what you can do to help the newcomers find their footing in such an elusive and complex topic.
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alex harper ☉
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Aries: fuck you Cancer: fuck me Libra: we're all fucked Capricorn: what the fuck
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alex harper ☉
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Mars believes in you even when you don't believe in yourself
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I’m putting my phone on silent
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alex harper ☉
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When doing planetary magic, the planets' dignity in your chart describes the "line of credit" you have with them and what you will receive when you ask of them. At Mercury's store I have $100k credit line no questions asked. At Venus's store its like "no checks, cash only pls"
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When i first got into astrology, I saw many astrologers say that mercury (and venus) retrograde often brought back old friends/lovers. I've actively paid attention to when these old relationships are reactivated for the past 5+ years None have happened during ☿ or ♀ rx 1/
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alex harper ☉
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ASTRO QUIZ #21 SEX AND DEATH Death is consistently the most requested quiz topic. And everyone loves talking about sex. Who am I to deny the ppl what they want? Two moments in time. One chart is an orgasm, the other is a murder. Which is which? Think you know? Poll below 👇
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alex harper ☉
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I found Chester, also abandoned. I nursed him with milk in a dropper and he slept with me every night. Then, I had to give him up later when my little brother developed an allergy to the cat. He stayed with my grandma for the rest of the nodal cycle.
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alex harper ☉
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Sometimes the transits are optional side-quests and sometimes they are forced, unskippable cutscenes.
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Omg venus in scorpio felt like a million years so glad that is over
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alex harper ☉
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nice t-square you have there, would be a shame if the moon went into Sagittarius and triggered a grand cross.
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alex harper ☉
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@sierraohhh In 19th century London, there was a group doing very weird rituals bc they had psychic children that could supposedly channel spirits. It is alleged that Carroll was part of this group called the Orphic Circle. The writing makes me think it could be true.
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It is interesting astrologically. I've been talking to my family and going back over diaries. On April 8, 2005, there was an eclipse at 19 Aries. That spring, I found a baby squirrel abandoned by its mother and nursed it back to health. Later that year in August,
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Jupiter is so fucked rn I can feel my hope dying 😭
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alex harper ☉
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ELECTION PREDICTION THREAD 🧵 After seeing chatter about Biden dropping out looking more and more likely, and taking a look at some other candidates' charts, I've decided to partially revise my prediction. I am still predicting that the election won't be decided quickly...
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alex harper ☉
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Taurus: *takes a sip of wine while sprawled on a beach chair* Scorpio: you know those holidays in the sun don't come without sacrifices Libra: there's value in both, you know Aries: shut the fuck up all of you
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alex harper ☉
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ASTRO QUIZ #22 BODY WORK Here are two charts of two people. One is a yoga instructor, the other is a sex worker (escort). Which is which? Think you know? Poll below 👇
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alex harper ☉
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@nicolaoumike1 Tobacco + honey are good offerings for water spirits in rivers/streams as well. But the best offering is something of value that you also have an emotional attachment to.
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alex harper ☉
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Very true. Libra Mars is the most challenging Mars placement I think. Libra Mars will go to great lengths to prevent outright contention, including putting up walls and manipulating. However, the native can refine this energy to become an excellent mediator / negotiator
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debilitated mars people are so unpredictable when they chose to display aggression
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alex harper ☉
1 year
When I meet "spiritual" people, I deliberately make myself out to be a debauched hooligan to see if they indicate thru their demeanor that they feel superior to me. If they do, then I don't engage further.
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