host of
@astrodeathmatch
. website is linked below where you can book readings, buy my talismans, and submit your chart for use in the ASTRO QUIZ, posted weekly
Thank you for playing, everyone!
Chart A belongs to legendary poker player Phil I've.
Chart B belongs to Roy Sullivan, who was struck by lightning 7 times.
I normally type out an explanation, but I am hard pressed for time this week, so I will link some great example answers
ASTRO QUIZ
#50
LUCKY
Here's two people's charts. Who is more lucky?
One of these people is notoriously lucky, winning millions of dollars gambling. The other is absurdly unlucky, getting injured in unlikely ways several times.
Vote in the poll 👇
Sidereal charts in replies
They can see that the child's soul and ether body are not yet entirely contained within the physical body. This happens gradually over the first ~5 years of life.
RIP to my grandma. She was a real one. At the end, she kept waking up worried about dying bc she didn't want to abandon Chester. So I took him home with me. Around 10pm, Chester went into the center of the zodiac rug and sat there for several minutes, completely still.
I know synastry and composite are everyone's favorite relationship astro tools but I've been able to predict fights and breakups like nobody's business from the inception chart for the relationship. Starting to become convinced it's the best chart to use.
Capricorn and Scorpio moons are great bc they allow penetrating insight into one's self and others, as well as support intuition and psychic ability.
The normal function of the moon is inverted in these signs which makes for interesting and unusual people.
Story time:
This is the story of how I used my psychic sensitivity to discover a nazi torture chamber in the basement of a house listed for sale.
Yeah, you read that sentence correctly. YES, there are pictures of the torture chamber. Strap in. 🧵
INTERMEDIATE ASTROLOGY STUDENT TIP
Do you feel like you have a basic grasp on the planets, signs, houses, and aspects? Are you wondering what to study next and how to keep improving?
This post is for you then. This is the method I used to teach myself astrology that I feel
Synastry tip: if you wanna make sure the relationship blows up in dramatic fashion but you both still think about each other 10 years later make sure that each of your mars' are conjunct each other's suns'
Reading the article, I've happened upon a major flaw in the design:
"and the other four are "decoy" charts that were generated based on random dates, times, and locations. The astrologer's task is to predict which one of the five charts is the person's real chart."
Thread 🧵
Does astrology work? We tested the ability of 152 astrologers to see if they could demonstrate genuine astrological skill.
Here is how the study was designed and what we found (including a result that really surprised me):
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Astrology has so badly been lost in translation online that new clients will equate being 27 to having a Saturn return because of TikTok + come to me saying “girl saturn has me going through it 😭😭😭” and i have the unfortunate task of informing them it didn’t even start yet lol
Benefic and malefic are not equivalent to good and evil. It is about creation and destruction. Removing weeds from the garden is a malefic act, and yet vital for your crops to flourish.
Magic pro tip: enchant your favorite items to make them impossible to lose. This way, if you are seperated from the item, even super intoxicated people at 2am will come up to you with it and ask you, "Is this yours?"
The normal function of the male endocrine system impedes psychic flow. This is why the few men that *are* psychic are really, *really* fucking good, because of the hurdle that must be overcome initially. Thread 🧵
Hard Saturn transits (squares, oppositions, conjunctions) to your angles (ascendant, midheaven, etc) and your lights (sun, moon) are going to be more harsh and uncomfortable than your Saturn return.
Now, eighteen and a half years since I first rescued him, we are reunited.
Another interesting point is that all three events (the squirrel, Chester, getting him back) correspond with a mercury rx station in a fire sign, making close aspect to a natal placement of mine.
My grandma was a real one. She was a free-love type hippie in her youth. Always had crystals and flowers. Loved astrology. Even bought me solar fire for Christmas one year after she found out I liked astro. Love you, grandma. Don't worry about Chester. He will be loved.
@inyouyasha
Well I mean the most obvious one is libra sun's melancholic energy vs the rising is closer to that energy of initiation emblematic of cardinal signs. Rising deals with the tension between self and others in relationships in a more active way.
The Moon wants you to whisper to her, Mars wants you to shout. Saturn wants you to speak with solemn grandiosity, Jupiter likes sincere bombast. Mercury wants you to say it quickly and deftly, and Venus wants a poem.
The Sun acts like he can't hear you, but loves the attn.
I felt my grandma pass. Then get a message from my mother a few minutes later. I wanted to be there, but everyone told me this was the best thing I could have done.
Yesterday, I saw an ancestor spirit holding her in her deathbed. She had red hair just like mom and gma.
Spent an hour trying to open a car door with a coat hanger then realized, why not do magic? I recited the orphic hymns to Saturn and Mercury mentally (Saturn rules locks, Mercury rules keys, according to Agrippa) and within a minute the car was open.
Christ can Mars pls change signs already AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Many people who only deal with those from sheltered backgrounds discount the raw power of that first Saturn opposition and nodal return between ages 15-19.
For some, the responsibilities we'd normally associate with a Saturn return are thrust upon them then. 1/
Can you feel how everyone is on edge rn? People outside astrotwit are talking about how they think something big is about to happen. Feels sort of like when the animals start to gtfo of the forest before the volcano erupts. Eyes on that ♉️ 🌓 to light the fuse on the ♒️ 💣
the most common question i get about my job as a lawyer is "how can you represent these horrible people, murderers and rapists?"
my response is that if you only desire to help the "good people" then you're not /really/ a humanitarian.
there, but for the grace of god, go I.
@_pure_444
Personally, I like what Rudolf Steiner has to say, and he talks a lot about the spiritual anatomy of humans in Outline of Esoteric Science.
How to Know Higher Worlds is also great; that book is basically a spell to open your third eye.
Thank you for playing everyone! The correct answer is that Chart A is the Rapist and Chart B is the celibate monk. I see the majority got this one right - you guys did good.
We are dealing with serious subject matter here, so this explanation is going to be longer than usual.
ASTRO QUIZ
#48
RAPIST VS CELIBATE
Two charts -
One of these people is a convicted child rapist, the other is a monk that has sworn an oath of celibacy.
Who has their lust under control and who is a sex criminal?
Think you know? Poll below 👇
More and more this year feels like your last chance to kiss the old world goodbye.
Buckle up, things are about to get weirder than ever.
I'm cutting dead weight loose and diving headfirst.
See you on the other side.
Idk who needs to hear this but lawyers, financial people, salesmen, etc are all superstitious. Nearly as much as baseball players. If you work in an office, you might find many of your coworkers will want readings from you. Put yrself out there!
Announcing ASTROLOGY DEATHMATCH, where two astrologers go head-to-head and compete to answer questions like those in the weekly ASTRO QUIZ. The winner receives a talisman made by yours truly.
The first two contestants are
@alchemic_mind
and
@stellarstrology
More details soon!
ASTRO QUIZ
#12
Two charts - one is a soldier, one is a stripper. Who is who? Poll below.
Additional info: soldier comes from privileged background, was an officer, saw combat, but did not die in battle. Stripper comes from lower class background and is a single mother.
I don't normally ask for anything from my followers but if anyone sees this and can say a prayer for my grandmother pls do so. She may die very soon, having heart surgery in a.m. I am worried for my mom, she is really upset. I am having to call off work and drive back home now.
ASTRO QUIZ
#35
PHOTOGRAPHER VS PORNOGRAPHER
One of these charts belongs to a photographer, the other person is an Only Fans star. Who is taking pictures and who is getting their picture taken? 😳
Think you know? Poll below. 👇
Sidereal charts below the poll.
Thank you for playing everyone! The correct answer is that Chart A is a murder and Chart B is sex.
I am surprised that this was so close. Let's break down these two charts. To keep this simple, we will stick with WSH charts.
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ASTRO QUIZ
#21
SEX AND DEATH
Death is consistently the most requested quiz topic. And everyone loves talking about sex. Who am I to deny the ppl what they want?
Two moments in time. One chart is an orgasm, the other is a murder. Which is which?
Think you know? Poll below 👇
You level up in electional astrology once you stop just looking for an auspicious time to act and start asking yourself what viable actions you can take now that are supported by the current transiting planetary configurations.
Tens of thousands, if not hundreds of thousands of normies are about to get astropilled. Don't be jealous of the success of others. Instead, think about what you can do to help the newcomers find their footing in such an elusive and complex topic.
When doing planetary magic, the planets' dignity in your chart describes the "line of credit" you have with them and what you will receive when you ask of them.
At Mercury's store I have $100k credit line no questions asked. At Venus's store its like "no checks, cash only pls"
When i first got into astrology, I saw many astrologers say that mercury (and venus) retrograde often brought back old friends/lovers.
I've actively paid attention to when these old relationships are reactivated for the past 5+ years
None have happened during ☿ or ♀ rx
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ASTRO QUIZ
#21
SEX AND DEATH
Death is consistently the most requested quiz topic. And everyone loves talking about sex. Who am I to deny the ppl what they want?
Two moments in time. One chart is an orgasm, the other is a murder. Which is which?
Think you know? Poll below 👇
I found Chester, also abandoned. I nursed him with milk in a dropper and he slept with me every night.
Then, I had to give him up later when my little brother developed an allergy to the cat. He stayed with my grandma for the rest of the nodal cycle.
@sierraohhh
In 19th century London, there was a group doing very weird rituals bc they had psychic children that could supposedly channel spirits. It is alleged that Carroll was part of this group called the Orphic Circle. The writing makes me think it could be true.
It is interesting astrologically. I've been talking to my family and going back over diaries. On April 8, 2005, there was an eclipse at 19 Aries. That spring, I found a baby squirrel abandoned by its mother and nursed it back to health. Later that year in August,
ELECTION PREDICTION THREAD 🧵
After seeing chatter about Biden dropping out looking more and more likely, and taking a look at some other candidates' charts, I've decided to partially revise my prediction.
I am still predicting that the election won't be decided quickly...
Taurus: *takes a sip of wine while sprawled on a beach chair*
Scorpio: you know those holidays in the sun don't come without sacrifices
Libra: there's value in both, you know
Aries: shut the fuck up all of you
ASTRO QUIZ
#22
BODY WORK
Here are two charts of two people. One is a yoga instructor, the other is a sex worker (escort).
Which is which? Think you know?
Poll below 👇
@nicolaoumike1
Tobacco + honey are good offerings for water spirits in rivers/streams as well. But the best offering is something of value that you also have an emotional attachment to.
Very true. Libra Mars is the most challenging Mars placement I think. Libra Mars will go to great lengths to prevent outright contention, including putting up walls and manipulating. However, the native can refine this energy to become an excellent mediator / negotiator
When I meet "spiritual" people, I deliberately make myself out to be a debauched hooligan to see if they indicate thru their demeanor that they feel superior to me. If they do, then I don't engage further.