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@yelittlejedi

30 days

She's gunna end up covering more distance at Anfield than Thiago did.

The Eras Tour

@TSTheErasTour

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LIVERPOOL ARE YOU READY FOR IT? #LiverpoolTStheErasTour #TaylorSwift #TStheErasTour

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3 months

Hahahaha I fucking love Stephen tries yeno 😂😂😂😂

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4 months

We've conquered all of Europe....

Bored Swiftie

@boredswiftpolls

4 months

What are the first five words of the National Anthem?

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Jay Slater getting out of that Spanish gaff after being on it for 5 days straight:

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6 months

He got his head punched in by some Moroccan kid who was half his size on the old astro in walton park once, he needs to stay in his lane.

kevin vegan ✨🇸🇮

@kt_a7x

6 months

anthony gordon you are the light of my life

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8 months

Someone's ma that

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3 months

Most people have a negative opinion about scousers and most of them have no reason to other than to jump on the bandwagon.

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3 months

what opinion will you defend like this ?

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Is Trent still a useless scouse bastard???? Flag shagging cunts don't deserve that kid yeno.

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@yelittlejedi

3 months

If I heard any red at the game shout "up the pool" then I'd fuckin volley them all over Stanley park.

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3 months

Rude but true 😂😂😂😂

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8 months

Hahahahaha who's asterix fc now 😂😂😂

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7 months

All rivalries aside, Diaz didn't let his country down.

AJ🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🔴⚪️ #KSEOut

@N5AlexJT

7 months

@yelittlejedi @greggislocallfc All rivalries aside I hope Diaz is out for the season again🤣

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6 months

@notJoth Also looks like he gave some woman a lift home after she forgot to take her son to France

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8 months

Listening to Everton fans lose their heads in those spaces cracks me up yeno 😂😂😂😂

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@____cm85 Walk it off

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@WolfofHobbiton This is how you know it's a heavy gaff

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7 months

You're the fucking victim with that hairline ye quilt

Jordan Brown

@jordb23

7 months

@ryan1999a Always the victims, never their fault! 🐀

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3 months

Just mad to think he's won the champions league, came home and goosed his bird on that exact couch.

Prime Liverpool

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3 months

Bobby Firmino has finally put his house up for sale

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Up the fucking England hating, monarchy bashing, St George's cross ripping, piss boiling reds x

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@yelittlejedi

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Why can't people just go and see someone at Anfield without trying to get one over on kopites? Ye will never see me wearing a liverpool top if the wrestlemania is at the etihad or if someone performs at bramley Moore, grow up.

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@scarlettrosep97

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We went to see @Pink in Anfield so of course we wore pink 😉😋🤷🏻‍♀️💖🌸🎀🩷 @MelaniePrentic2

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@yelittlejedi

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Born in Liverpool. Raised in Liverpool. Live in Liverpool. Work in Liverpool. These muppits who support lower league clubs will never get it, I support my local club, just like you, not my fault your club isn't as strong as ours, but I genuinely wish you and Pompey all the best.

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@DanShawSports

3 months

Born in Portsmouth Raised in Portsmouth Live in Portsmouth Work in Portsmouth Will die in Portsmouth These muppets who support the “big 6” will never get it. We live for these nights. This is our life, This is our Pompey

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@Scousepirlo3 People say paisley isn't one of the best of all time aswell hahahahahahahaha

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5 months

Can I just point out before I get killed by superfans, I don't hate him, just think he recycles material and I don't find him funny anymore 😭😭😭 God forbid I don't find someone funny ay.

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@NeilLFC3 I'll do you one better, I know the head of marketing for the club so I'm gunna throw him a message on LinkedIn and ask him to wind his neck in 😂😂😂 propper irritating thinking Bradley is starting up front every game

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4 months

I just see a divvy who breaches his restraining order and gets sent to jail for 7 months 😁 goodnight waltz mate x

🌟 Waltz 🌟

@LWalton92

4 months

@EdHiggsLFC I just see a scouser on the rob as per.

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7 months

A Cardiff city fan from Newport telling a Liverpool fan from Liverpool to support their local 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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@NF_1899

7 months

Support a local side then you little dork

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6 months

Same kid, same 😭😭😭

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@ROUNDTHEBEND__ Works out at about 33p per number.. Getting his moneys worth out of that fiver like, good on him 😂😂😂

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@HazLFC97 This country never deserved him in the first place tbh.

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Me bird just told me that shes booked the santa wonderland for the baby tomorrow for half 11, had to ring up and get that changed to half 5, not missing the match just so me son can get a selection box and a photo with some muppit for £15. UP THE GROTTO POSTPONING REDS🔴👊

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9 months

Is this guy a danger to children?

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Just had a scouse taxi driver go on to me from town to Prescot about how "pakis and somalis" are taking over and how "blacks and Muslims" are changing the culture of the country but he's DEFFO NOT racist cos he's got "half cast" kids in his family. Fucking painful journey😭😭😭

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@jonnyweaver84 "You're a (insert well paying job title)?" "no ye not mate"

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Nineteen ninety five.

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@plinketyplink2 He's wearing the little sisters bed socks aswell by the looks of it

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@frankiemctigue5 Hahahaha he always looked whiffed him

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@NeilLFC4 Hahahahahaha lad 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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5 months

Up the piss boiling reds x

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@Scousepirlo3 If they turned their sirens off for 2 mins, they'd be able to hear the squelching noise

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8 months

@farncat @Joe_higham7 Like this?

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8 months

Congratulations on the new job @Handod5 👋

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4 months

I'm gunna ask a question that will boil the piss of alot of reds, but given this gorgeous bastards form, does Alisson walk back in the squad straight away or does he, erm, have to earn it? 👀👀 Its a stupid question I know, just arlarse on Kelleher cos he's stepped up big time.

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6 months

Hahahahaha I'm having fun with these, keep them coming 👍

All Everton

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@greggislocallfc Thinking you've finished all your lucozade but you pick the bottle up and you realise there's enough in there for one last swig.

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3 months

Younger generation is fucked. Think that's why me bird is shocked when I said that I'd punch a 15 year olds head in if they started on me like this, don't give a fuck either.

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3 months

Hahaha my old window cleaner being a nonce wasn't on me bucket list for 2024 yeno, fucking filth, lynch the cunt.

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5 months

I'd be using my scouse discount and keeping the glass.

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5 months

Pint of Pilsner Urqell in Liverpool 😮‍💨 💷 £6

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@rayy66nn Alhamdulilah indeed akhi

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6 months

Think this one is abit more realistic

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@Scousepirlo3 Alan = Is An = Ugly Bald = Fat Geordie = C U N T

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4 months

Ye da goes the darts and writes football banter on the cards

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The Everton blaming list has been updated YET AGAIN: Heysel ✅ Colina✅ The war in Ukraine✅ The current board✅ The previous board✅ Wonga✅ The niasse ban✅ Red cards and apologies✅ Jerzy Dudek✅

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@efcbigdunc

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@Wayne31309664 Cheating 😂 like Dudek so far off his line in the champions league final he may as well have taken the pen!! Go comment on your lot, see ya 👋

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Nah this has blew my head off

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@N5AlexJT @george_wkush420 @greggislocallfc So what you're saying is, we've won it?

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4 months

Luke Littler is a child, nothing more, if he thinks he's getting one over on scousers by downplaying one of the greatest managers in the world giving hin some praise then he isnt, he is just making himself look like a gobshite, just like he did with that scum promo. He'll learn.

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Ye da makes minute and a half long scouse Diss tracks with AI art in the background and posts it on twitter for likes

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8 months

Shut up Paul Jones, you look like Mike off monsters in if he had 2 eyes and 12 chins ye fuckin chunk

Man City Tickets 🏆🏆🏆

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8 months

A lovely day all round having this lot on strings .

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Since Everton last won a trophy, Luis Garcia has played for 13 clubs, played on 4 continents, played for 2 national teams, won the champions league, won the FA Cup and won the Indian Premier league. In that same time, Everton broke their transfer record on a sex offender.

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A live look into an Everton fans mind right now while to decide who or what to blame after being found cheating again.

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@fesshole Broke the terms and conditions, get an annulment.

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115 charges filed De de de de de der der der Mansour is a pedophile De de de de de der der der Titles stripped and medals gone De de de de de der der der City playing in league 1 De de de de de der der der

Louise Smith 🐝🏆💯

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Love this

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@BlueCiteh @ROUNDTHEBEND__ You leaving 2 halves out for santa bro?

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The holy trinity ❤️❤️❤️

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New historical image just dropped

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@Mart0Rowe Whys he pulling tongues the fuckin danger??

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4 months

You mean this away kit with the exact same cross on, just on the inside? 😭😭😭

LBC

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4 months

England away kit sells more than home shirts after St George's Cross flag row

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2 months

Done

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Can anyone help me get this stupid man and child out my pic

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3 months

Can we all agree that 17 year olds can be massive gobshites? 17 year olds can wind people up? Littler's attitude has been awful for ages, hence who pro darts veterans have been pulling him up. If you can't dish it then don't take it, he is a big sweaty manc twat with no respect

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HAHAHAHAHA. Fat cunt can give it but can’t take it 🤣

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Ismael Mahmoud - إسماعيل محمود

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🚨🚨🚨🚨Breaking. Al Nassr is interested in signing Virgil van Dijk. Al Nassr officials held a meeting with the player's representatives last Tuesday. Cristiano Ronaldo's club wants to bring in the Liverpool captain.

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@ROUNDTHEBEND__ Think every liverpool fan in the world needs a medic mate

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@WolfofHobbiton Lad ye know you're getting some exotic animal in ye scran but it'll still taste unreal

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The real iron lady.

LFChistory.net

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3 months

Anne Williams. Always remembered! A hero for so many ordinary people.

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@NF_1899 You're from Newport.

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@scousejay814950 Paul, get off your burner account mate.

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@Scousepirlo3 I've said it for a while lad, it's embedded in British football culture to hate scousers, it won't be changing in our lifetime sadly, wouldn't be arsed but like you said, it's the Hillsborough shouts that get ye

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@___PM1O If Bellingham snaps that little gobshites ankle when they play against eachother, all is forgiven as far as I'm concerned.

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6 months

Cry abar it ye manc twat

Raff

@BeersnBlues

6 months

‘Scouse not English’ and Anti Monarchy. Yet use a quote about the monarch from the English national anthem. Special

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The last one got alot of hate from people for some reason, so I've made a much more accurate which is genuinely my honest opinion. Up the fucking reds (still) x

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Up the fucking England hating, monarchy bashing, St George's cross ripping, piss boiling reds x

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@BoogzAFC He's still got one ya fuckin weirdo

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@paddypower Swings and roundabouts

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They could really do with finding it given their current financial state...

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8 months

We've literally got a permanent memorial at Anfield

Dan 🇬🇧 ⭐️⭐️

@CFCDan27

8 months

@thfcpio Honestly shameless individuals. They never mention the 39 either

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A German manager said he wasn't going to work for a football club anymore.

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People who have reached a 9 or 10 on the pain scale, what happened?

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What's he done now 😡😡😡😡

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😂😂😂😂😂😂

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@Pablotommo_ Feel sorry for kids like that yeno lad, it's the same with the religious ones who reject any healthcare and just pray, why would ye let your kid go through all that?

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@caitlinxkent He's wiping his tears with the ribbons off the medals he's won

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6 months

He's done it again 😡

The 1878s

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@SenseiCarl_ Well done for catching him carl mate 👍👊

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2 months

Pair of scousers right der ❤️❤️

Mirror Football

@MirrorFootball

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Wrexham stars Paul Mullin and James McClean make vile King Charles jibe during promotion party

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@paddypower Yeah mate

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Created a fake Ste Gerrard facebook account, added myself as a friend and posted on me own wall, as "Gerrard", saying "I'll pick you up from school mate". Had me ma on the phone to the police trying to convince them that capitan fantastic was a fucking nonce.

AJI🪐

@AjiSZN_

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What’s the dumbest thing you did as a child?

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Because we've been called murdering, thieving, bin dipping scouse cunts for 40 years mate. Don't think you'd be mates with someone calling you, Essex Hammer, a racist, flat cap wearing, monarchy rimming, eyebrow threading, vajazzle smashing, posh tory cunt for 40 years either.

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@KylianV0 @orlacsm Women who shake people's hands and congratulate them on a great season apparently?

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8 months

@Lukedutchh I'd tell ye mate to stop acting like he's in some random gaff kitchen at 3am after being on it since half 11 the previous morning and just play the fucking game.

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3 months

Never forget how BGT fucked over the Hillsborough group last year, fuck them.