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orla

@orlacsm

2 years

watch the video without clicking on full screen and it looks like he’s riding a camel

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Champion in my city 👑 😎

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“We are trying for a baby!” Oh so you’re just rawdogging every night? And you’re telling everyone at the dinnertable including your nan?

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every day I think about this woman going on the Eric andre show and her thinking it was gonna be a normal talk show. She tried to sue him after this. The most unserious man to walk this earth.

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Was on a bus once that got diverted and the driver was new so some drunk man offered to help with directions and fully just directed it straight to his front door then got off. King shit uno

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@orlacsm

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tbf that’s actually £194.16 a day, considering you’d be working the full 24 hours

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Molly Mae having the audacity to advertise a job for her brand Filter, with the academic requirements being a Bachelor’s degree, and the pay being £8.09 an hour.

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don’t give homeless people money in case they spend it on drugs but you spent your nans Christmas money on ket

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has anyone checked that jay slater didn’t walk too far and end up in elevenarife?

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why has no one created an app were you can input all the ingredients you have in your fridge and it gives you recipes for meals you could make out of them?

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@andrewhopwood01 You think with 8 billion people in the world some of us might not have the same thoughts now and again Andrew?

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Gareth Southgate puts shin pads on to shag his wife

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cryin at my cousin taking a picture of kim woodburn on the train, look at his reflection

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molly mae when she finds out you’ve had a lie in

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@orlacsm

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Fucking dystopian this. Upbeat electronic music over videos of people getting dragged from their homes and put in handcuffs. Treated like criminals and shipped off to a country they have no connection to. Posted the day before an election in a bid for votes. Fucking Tory scum.

Home Office

@ukhomeoffice

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BREAKING: The first people set to be removed to Rwanda have been detained.

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@orlacsm

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Oldest black community in europe. Oldest Chinese community in Europe. 75% of the population with Irish heritage. “Scouse not English” was a reactionary response to Conservatism and lies about our city after Hillsborough. Liverpool is the city it is today because of immigration.

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New arrivals, with different ways and beliefs that are incompatible with our Scouse ways and beliefs, are currently coming into Liverpool. This poses a long-term threat to our unique Scouse character, traditions, and cultural identity of our city. If anyone has doubts about this,

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3 years

lad I used to be mates with has fell so far down the conspiracy hole that he now only drinks water from the cathedral gardens, wish I was lying.

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@orlacsm

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This man put the heating on so high he cooked himself medium rare

Britain People

@Britain_People

2 years

Tory MP Edward Leigh claimed #expenses of £2,332 for heating last year and £2,474 the previous year. Retweet if you think he should pay his own utility bills.

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“Why are you in my university” a young conservative from Watford who chose one of the most left wing cities in the UK for uni. Why are you in my city mate?

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@ArchRose90

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This student is a legend. At 3am he woke up the pro Palestine students currently camping at the University of Liverpool. Blasting Rule Britannia 🎶 🇬🇧 This needs to be done across all universities! HT: @TPointUK

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5 months

Rough that on Mother’s Day ahahaha

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@orlacsm

2 years

Okay I got the wrong person, was someone else who tried to sue. Just watch the funny video and move on

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@orlacsm

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Bet365 gonna take me account down soon if I keep taking from them like this 😮‍💨

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@orlacsm

4 years

@LauraJFuller If he wants to be a pig he can at least be a public one ;)

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@orlacsm

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The way people are absolutely missing the point of strikes in the most ironic way “They’re disrupting my life so much! They are selfish!” Ah so you can’t function without their role in society? Pay them as such then.

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@orlacsm

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@god did it really have to be this one.

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@orlacsm

7 months

Ahh let’s all shit on a business creating a space for people who struggle with alcohol. Makes me sound dead cool that lads lads lads 🍻

Manchester’s Finest

@McrFinest

7 months

Manchester’s first alcohol-free bar, Love From, opens its doors over at Kampus this weekend 🍻🍷

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@orlacsm

3 months

When you’re about to offer ye mate the bag but the bouncers are stood behind you

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when he showed respect to rafa by not celebrating in front of him 😭

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Vote green 💚🍀🌿

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3 years

Bella Hadids fella looks like he’s about to ask for bus money on sheil road

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6 months

Whoever just liked this tweet from years ago niceone I’ve just laughed at my own joke

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3 years

this was written out of jealously not hate girlies, ly all x

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2 years

@BradyMuriel8 I got the person mixed up, chill out dude it’s not that deep

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8 months

love the way scousers will be like “another night in the mad house” and it’s just a Frenchie going a bit mad and a three year old that tells people to fuck off

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@orlacsm

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So I’ve been informed that the dude in the picture was actually being cat fished. It is nottt the man in the dp who was being a creep ✌️

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@andrewhopwood01 You’re really dumb

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@orlacsm

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This birds genuinely an idiot, google is free

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can someone explain to me wtf this is

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I find it so funny the way americans talk about “Europe” as a collective. I can promise you Florence and stoke on Trent have different vibes x

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@orlacsm

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It’s time to ⚠️BeReal⚠️

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@orlacsm

4 years

@danielhoing1 You’ve got nostrils like the Mersey tunnel and a Union Jack in your bio 🤢 swerve it

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My man used an app to count to 9

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@orlacsm

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@KevWrigley @empressatlantis @Creeper223 @ask_aubry *fowl

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My mate got kbd from red door the other day for having a mullet

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@orlacsm

2 years

@andrewhopwood01 don’t need to terror you when you’re out here saying happy birthday to celebrities who don’t know you exist on twitter, you’re doing it all on your own 🥰

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Some of you really think I would fabricate a story that called a man a king?? Lol

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God knows how this man got my number but oh my god have you ever seen anything more embarrassing

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@orlacsm

4 years

@Danielp39528504 @indiabeckett2 what do you expect us to think when women get violated like this and the first thing you do is swoop in and shout “nOt aLl mEN” we know not all men but you’re the one defending this one 🤔 💀

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#NewProfilePic

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@orlacsm

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@nguyo14 @finessexqueen These girls are defo not from LA. The makeup and outfits are giving Manchester/ London

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@orlacsm

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flares in work till I die

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@orlacsm

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Ye da booked the LFC themed Airbnb to shag ye ma on the Astro turf

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4 years

Mike Tyson when his team scores a screamer:

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PSA that from now on I will only answer to dirty scruffy junkie slag

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3 years

Students choosing their webs before a night out

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4 months

Hilarious that people think these are scousers.

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House “rave”

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@_DL96 My mate got her phone robbed a few months ago and some fella has been tryna get all her mates to give us the details so he can unlock it 😅

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I slayed x

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@WolfOfClapham Proceeds to call three birds in the front row a slag

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@charlquinn3 They have rollers in 3 days before their “birth week”

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@Stephen_lyons Cooking mama?

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Back on my bullshit

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Screamed at this like

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2 years

when ye ma takes a picture of you on your first day of year 7

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@BalanceKingdom If I’m reading a joke on twitter my mind doesn’t immediately go to take it seriously

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@Tyre_94 me when I see a dog with one leg

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@le1ghtt Why do you care

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Went to Harvey Elliott’s little end of season party last night and had to get told to stop being a man head cause I wanted to go over and shake his hand saying “great season mate”

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@orlacsm

2 years

BREAKING NEWS‼️Andrew Tate has been banned from the Wag 1 Offy

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at what age do scouse families stop calling their youngest “the baby” ¿?Some woman in work came over and asked me what drinks we had for the baby so I started listing soft drinks, turns out he wanted a pint and was aba 37.

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@thatedgarfella It’s a bit embarrassing that it took longer than 60 minutes with the state of some of the gaffs afterwards

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@orlacsm

3 years

If you came to Liverpool for uni and reckon it’s sound to be gathering in thousands and getting us slated in the news and then leaving all your shit in the park and shouting “dirty scouse scum” I will smack you thanks

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If there’s one thing everyone should do in this life it’s solo travel. Meet people you would never give the chance of conversation and be in charge of what you do all day and explore. Best ever.

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Fingers crossed x

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you’re in a long legs competition and I’m your opponent

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And btw, all those lovely old buildings you stroll past when you’re walking along the docks, built by slave owners. The streets you walk down every day named after slave owners. This country bombed and pillaged the rest of the world and now turns a blind eye to the consequences.

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Why do Londoners get so pressed when they miss a train, babe there’s another one in 4 minutes??? Up north you’re waiting 47 minutes in the rain.

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@oja96x @megdavies1x What kind of Victorian England are you living in girl, dress up like Florence nightingale if you want. Stay out of other girls business.

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@orlacsm

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@Static_Shxck @Danielp39528504 @indiabeckett2 Funny thing is that something like this happens to a woman and men scroll all the way down till they finally find something offensive to them and make themselves the victim. ☕️

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@orlacsm

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my prinny era was actually a slay maybe I should convert

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@orlacsm

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just fully nearly got ragged at lime street with a bit of poly, can’t believe plod decided to make dogs grasses, they’re literally one of the soundest animals. Don’t drag them into this.

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mario

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why are scousers so proud of being from liverpool? possibly the worst part, the filthiest, not well maintained, obesity being the most common in the whole of UK over there and overall just an ugly place. what is there to be proud about?

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nans put tenners in your hand the same way a dealer hands you a bag

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This dog is 1000% scouse

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@markvince100 I don’t want kids

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@jona_sapporo @BeardedGenius Also rape is a crime of violence not theft. If someone wants to commit it they will do it regardless of whether a woman is wearing a full burka or a bikini.

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Maybe all these far right weirdos should’ve googled the definition of terrorism before they set fire to a mosque.

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sometimes I do embarrassing things but then I remember that my exes bird after me blocked me on insta but still watches my stories on her dogs account

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It’s me, I’m the camel 😌

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Town before L1 makes me feel so strange

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Ended up screaming at some fresher already. Saw him cross the road to give a homeless man money, turns out it was just a scrap bit of metal. Which he said “he can sell”. Told him he needs to sort his sociopathic little head out before he tries living amongst scousers.

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Jamie Webster with the curly blow

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Feel sly on kaz crossley tbh, yeah it’s dumb to do drugs in Dubai but it was 3 years ago, one of her “mates” has sold her out to the sun and she’s clearly turned her life around. She’s built a house, school and gym for kids in Thailand and trains them herself.

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@shakeyfinch Oh shit yeah I got if mixed up

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@orlacsm

3 years

Classism at its finest, Liverpool has lost it’s WH status because the rich are buying every scrap of land and gentrifying it to fuck with high rises and apartments no one can afford. But ofc let’s blame some random working class family! 😊

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Can't believe Liverpool have lost

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I really wanna start a music festival called “one hit wonder” were everyone who’s had one good tune comes on just to play that.

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